The delusion, the audacity 🤡😂

idiosyncraticg1 · 2021-06-03T16:01:07+00:00

LOL I’ve seen this guys posts on all the dating subs. He goes around writing about how he’s a kissless virgin, he’s been doing this for years! Look at his post history, it’s pathetic

straightouttashtetl · 2021-06-03T16:07:15+00:00

Imagine thinking life ends at 25. Sucks to be you, scrote.

Zurflu · 2021-06-03T16:06:08+00:00

Well he's right about one thing: if women didn't like him at 16-20 and he continues on his same path there's no reason they'll magically like him at 28 either lol

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-06-03T16:09:13+00:00

Of all the things that ever happened, this happened the most!

It’s always funny how these guys describe women being inordinately cruel to them and rejecting them 24/7, but never mention any context. They want you to think evil women bust their balls for simply politely asking them out. What they fail to mention is they don’t politely ask women out like a normal guy. They sexually harass and stalk women and act like entitled shitbags. They ignore any and all boundaries, verbal or otherwise.

It’s just like the dudes lying on relationships subs about how their GFs are cold, withholding or left them for “no reason”. Men just lie and lie.

Edit: it’s also scary that they always lump “ignoring” in there as a crime. To these unhinged psychos, some girl walking down the street wrapped up in her own thoughts failing to acknowledge him and fall all over his D is “ignoring” him.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-06-03T16:10:01+00:00

Who's going to tell him he hit the wall already

wordy_fries · 2021-06-03T16:20:38+00:00

He probably smells rancid, sleeps in a nest and has pieces of corn stuck in his ass cause he doesn't wipe. Come on....

curlywurlyprincess · 2021-06-03T16:21:19+00:00

I can smell the poor hygiene through his text 🤢

Mcccy · 2021-06-03T16:33:46+00:00

Can someone please. Please remind them everyday that even the scientists who discovered the "alpha/beta" thing said it's NOT CORRECT OR TRUE?

Cause I seriously cringe out of my skin everytime a grown ass man uses Alpha and Beta to describe themselves 🤢

MACMUA · 2021-06-03T16:19:54+00:00

Hahahahah keep telling your self that bro

Reality is: no one wanted you then and no one will want you in your future cause your not a good person

MadamLeFay · 2021-06-03T16:19:40+00:00

He doesn't seem to understand that he hit the wall right after he was shot out of the birth canal...

CuntWaffe · 2021-06-03T17:17:10+00:00

The cope is unreal. Newsflash: No one will remember you, scrote. Get your life together.

circescircus · 2021-06-03T16:43:26+00:00

Doesn't he know? Men peak in their late 40s/early 50s, sometimes in their 60s depending on how alpha the guy is. Men magically wake up looking like a silver fox sometime in their 40s. They just wake up and have different genetics, different facial structure, clear skin, a full head of hair, a fit body, a good personality, high IQ and EQ, top notch social skills, etc. It just happens magically! On their 50th birthday, it starts to rain money, so now these guys are also magically rich. They reach their ultimate prime when they are spinning multiple 19 year old underwear models as plates. They need to shit test them you see, because these bitches are gold diggers! /s

foodgrowerfoodeater · 2021-06-03T16:10:28+00:00

*squints* what is this scrote speak for?>?? "I'm 28 and cannot get over being rejected in my youth so I am committed to dying a mad virgin"

AJLake80 · 2021-06-03T16:24:12+00:00

He’s right about one thing. The jokes write themselves.

If only he put this much effort into being a decent, interesting person.

Bombs_ · 2021-06-03T16:03:20+00:00

Cool, we don't want you either LVM

veruscka · 2021-06-03T16:55:19+00:00

Bro the women who didn’t want you before have already forgotten about you

yggiwtmiih · 2021-06-03T18:13:23+00:00

"The only reason any woman would approach me is for my money."

He's literally admitting all he has to offer a romantic partner is maybe perhaps in a few years hopefully if things go well him having money in his bank account and a 100% guarantee nothing for the woman he dates --not love, affection, attention, support, respect or protection.

And he won't even share his money with you, you're just supposed to date him, get treated poorly, be hated, be a bangmaid, and be grateful he exists in your life, even though he definitely makes yours worse simply by being a part of it.

How deluded are these men?

catlady4u · 2021-06-03T16:27:04+00:00

He has already hit the wall, he just doesn't know it yet

betsybasset · 2021-06-03T16:52:26+00:00

One doesn't spend frothing at Reddit in their 20s then be rich 8 years later 🙄

Apprehensive_Ad_7917 · 2021-06-03T16:12:19+00:00

Men will do anything but go to therapy.

fireforestfairy · 2021-06-03T16:27:05+00:00

He's just bitter and angry that women are not interested in him. It's interesting how he assumes he will become rich. Most people will not suddenly become very rich in their late 20s and I doubt this guy will be the exception.

pinkcityscape · 2021-06-03T16:46:47+00:00

🎻🎻🎻

HottPinkSlug · 2021-06-03T17:23:14+00:00

He's going to sit around for eight years doing nothing, waiting for comeuppance to drop right into his lap. Just like he waited all those years since puberty doing nothing and waiting for kisses and dates to drop into his lap.
Like someone this bitter and pathetic is just suddenly going to be rich, successful and well liked

purasangria · 2021-06-03T16:10:02+00:00

Um, newsflash: The women that didn't want you in your teens probably still don't want you in your 30's. They're off living their best life, enjoying their careers, and haven't thought about you from the last day they saw your pimply face.

But it sounds like these girls/women are living rent-free in your head. You care about them, they don't care about you. And never will.

Oh, and "the wall" is a concept for men; when you hit 30 and have 20% of your hair, you'll understand. The "wall" does not exist for women. We're desirable at any age.

europoor24 · 2021-06-03T17:26:39+00:00

yeah... i'll be fit, age well, and still won't be desperate enough for these idiots

starpuppery · 2021-06-03T17:33:52+00:00

trying to cuff you? who tf are you kidding?

ussr_ftw · 2021-06-03T17:52:48+00:00

Gonna be honest at no point will these "whales" try to cuff you my dude

the-worst- · 2021-06-03T17:07:21+00:00

"The jokes write themselves!" Yea... but the jokes on you. We don't want your crusty old ass.

As far as "if you don't want us by the time we hit 20, we don't want you!" Um... what human in their right mind WANTS to settle down and be tied down as soon as they gain autonomy from their family? And what makes you assume women can't be financially successful without getting hitched?

Guys, YOU are the ones who hit the wall. Have you SEEN an actual 40 or 50 or even 60 yo woman? They are GORGEOUS and far more attractive that your balding crusty dirty nasty selfish self will be at that age!

They act like women turn into old walker using grannies as soon as we hit 32. When my mom was in her late 50s she remaried to a man her same age. PEOPLE ASSUMED HE WAS HER DAD. Not out of kindness, they legit went up to her after church service the first time she convinced him to go and told her HOW BLESSED SHE IS TO STILL HAVE HER DAD AROUND.

Men more often than not age like spoiled milk. But women for the most part age like wine.

Hedy__Lamarr · 2021-06-03T17:29:38+00:00

This guy gives off omega vibes.

sleepysiri · 2021-06-03T16:31:53+00:00

these men rarely age as nicely as they think so if you were ugly as hell as a teenager, it’s unlikely that that’ll ever change. and what’s with the whole alpha beta thing?? okay ?? werewolf jacob black ??

kayethewitch · 2021-06-03T16:07:57+00:00

Eww, no thanks, I'll also be single and rich but not dripping with desperation! Love when scrotes think money replaces the need for a personality.

sunrisedragonfire · 2021-06-03T18:26:29+00:00

Is this guy seriously saying he would rather be unloved/unwanted the rest of his entire life because no woman wanted him when he was young? Way to cut your nose off to spite your face, dude.😂

Seriously, it's obvious his personality is his problem. He is definitely his own worst enemy.

complex_answer_22 · 2021-06-03T18:01:21+00:00

Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

deadinsidelol69 · 2021-06-03T18:18:22+00:00

Perfect, no woman will ever be stuck with him. He can die mad.

zazaleaz · 2021-06-03T18:37:41+00:00

The internet sure is filling these dudes' heads with a lot of nonsense. Get off the internet and go get a real personality, guy. Try to forget all you read and never speak this language again or even the "post-wall whales" aren't ever going to want your sorry ass.

philogyny · 2021-06-03T17:57:18+00:00

Keep telling yourself that honey

WestAtmosphere · 2021-06-03T19:27:40+00:00

Dude sounds like he'd abuse any partner he could ever get. All women really dodged a bullet with this one.

Lavender_flow · 2021-06-03T19:41:35+00:00

It is so ironic with men like him, the problem is not women rejecting you or ignoring you, you are the problem. This guy is so fucking toxic and he view women like vending machines, like you put a coin in and you get sex. Dude you fucking loser, women are PEOPLE with FEELINGS, jesus christ. It never occur to men like this to treat women with respect, kindness, empathy and love. Imagine that. I am not even sure men as fucked up as this are capable of those emotions.

radsera99 · 2021-06-03T17:13:04+00:00

Uh sorry women don’t want you because you’re a misogynistic freak, not because you’re a ‘beta’ whatever the hell that means

GlitteringContact8 · 2021-06-03T18:17:11+00:00

That’s fine I can live with that

MissIncongruousNY · 2021-06-03T18:22:09+00:00

They're not going to want you at 28 either.

nahradfam · 2021-06-03T18:17:18+00:00

He's printed out the 'beat it skank' meme on A1 paper and stares at it for hours a day.

lady_ven0m · 2021-06-03T18:55:07+00:00

Lmao I’m sorry, what makes him think women in their late 20’s and early 30’s want whatever money he is making? Chances are those same women that rejected him before have academically surpassed him or are doing just as well. If he’s waiting to get revenge on this line of women that supposedly want him because of his money, he’s going to be waiting a long time.

They somehow find a way to blame women for their problems. SMH

millennialpink2000 · 2021-06-03T19:46:58+00:00

- simmering rage and resentment ready to spew onto any woman who deigns to give him a chance (nah, that can't be the off-putting personality trait that's driving women away!)

- unclear 'plan' about how he'll get 'rich' in the future (LOLOLOLOLOL does he write fiction??)

- entire personality designed around punishing women for 'ignoring' him when he was young which points to him being devoid of empathy and any trace of maturity (verryyyy healthy, self-aware and mature)

- lacks understanding about how the dating market actually functions because women will NOT, I repeat, NOT being lining up to marry this dumpster fire at 28 (has never opened his eyes and looked around him)

Come on ladies, what a catch! Step right up!

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-03T19:47:02+00:00

kissless virgin?

you mean incel?

nothing998 · 2021-06-03T20:24:33+00:00

These redpill men are going to be in for a rude awakening when they aren't swarmed by bachelorettes in their 40s-50s like all of the anime pfps told them they would be.

Connect_Chipmunk_691 · 2021-06-03T22:14:56+00:00

Wow, can we return the favor to all the guys who laughed at, mocked and groped our bodies back then? Oh and let's not forget about all the verbal sexual abuse, oops, I mean harassment, the assaults, rape, and abuse they put us through!

Immature jackasses. None of them would be standing if we thought like they do. Why are they so bitter, vengeful and hateful?! Speaks to their entitlement mentality!

Also, who wants to tell them women hit their sexual peak in their 40s and can peak again after menopause? 😂

CokeMooch · 2021-06-03T21:59:42+00:00

Guarantee by “rejected” he means existing near him in school

Mella_20 · 2021-06-03T18:20:28+00:00

Classic example of a redpill scrote who thinks he's entitled to women, so any rejection means that he's been wronged in some way 🙄

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-06-03T18:31:26+00:00

“To punish women for not letting me fuck them when i was a teenager, i’m not going to fuck them as an older and less fit adult, either! That’ll show ‘em!”

This whole thing reeks of cope. Does this guy seriously think he’s the first nerdy guy that assumed his future self was going to be richer and more fit, and boy, they’ll all be sorry, then!?

There’s no transformation fairy coming to tap you on the head and turn you into a successful adult. That IT job you think is gonna set you apart? Hundreds of thousands of men have the same job. Many of them better looking and more socially skilled than you. Those riches you think you’re going to have? You live and work in a system that allows 1% of its members to hoard 90% of the wealth, while the remaining 99% compete for what’s left. If you weren’t born with familial wealth, guess which group you’re in?

Not to say that success stories don’t exist. Many people manage to elevate their status through opportunity and hard work. But do you know what those people are doing right now? They’re working hard to achieve their goals. Do you know what they’re not doing? Bitching on reddit about how “someday they’ll see!!!”

Davina33 · 2021-06-03T18:37:45+00:00

Meow, saucer of milk for this one!

raphaellastorm · 2021-06-03T19:18:14+00:00

Yeah like I feel like this guy already hit his head into a wall. But um none of this is accurate — reality is women are killing it over men so these women he’s bitter about will be super hot and rich at 30 and they will still not want him lol.

veniphyl · 2021-06-03T19:35:45+00:00

Lmaoooo 😂😂 hope this goes to the front page now that we've enlightened him here.

YVGNY · 2021-06-03T19:39:30+00:00

Who's gonna tell him that women have their own careers, make their own money, do not become ''whales'' once they hit 20 and will also never even glance twice at his direction?

Lmaooo all that r*pe he masturbates to must be messing with his head

Livia_Drusila · 2021-06-03T19:37:49+00:00

He is the Ted Bundy type who tried to become a successful lawyer ONLY to spite his first girlfriend, who left him because he was a loser back then.

This one may become a serial killer, just saying.

And also... Let's SEE how successful he is at the still super young age of 28, lol. The twenties go by pretty fast, chances are he'll still be living with his parents.

Guyincognito9876 · 2021-06-03T21:51:24+00:00

Aw, what a cute little incel fantasy.

warinmymind94 · 2021-06-03T18:44:14+00:00

A man who has never been kissed or in a relationship by 28 years old is a HUGE red flag. Hes been actively dodged for over 10 years by women that even PICKMES wouldn't give him a chance. This dude must be a new level of cringe.

Bet he was that awkward nerdy type of dude in high school that stalked girls, made in appropriate jOkEs, didn't take care of his hygiene, or would walk up to girls he didn't even know and offer "to pay them" for a "good time". Im sure we all had that type of dude in our high schools.

Bro needs to check himself. No one wants a leftover creep that's also hitting the wall with a huge beer gut, hidden penis, and receding hairline .... plus all that audacity.

FDS_elderGoth · 2021-06-03T18:25:07+00:00

So I've got some news for this dumb shit. 28-year-old women are in hot demand by guys in the 35+ demographic looking to settle down. Just because a 20-year-old thinks 28 is ewww oldddd doesn't mean functional adults with life experience think so.

namasdating · 2021-06-03T20:15:29+00:00

Can confirm. Do not want. As a 30+ female 😘

waddamelone · 2021-06-03T20:25:50+00:00

Newsflash: we still dont want you.

tiavarga · 2021-06-03T18:49:33+00:00

lol As if women need providers nowadays. We can make our own money. We don’t need men for economic survival anymore. Guys like this need to wake up.

Thesociodark · 2021-06-03T18:59:20+00:00

LMAOOO he's at my age I can't 😂😂😂

The girls in my class already make a big effort to get into the best universities here, they are going to be vets, doctors, engineers etc. and they all look gorgeous. I will study bioengineering from September, work out almost every day, have a healthy diet and you can bet that I will never going to need a fatalistic asshole like him.

lansburysoda · 2021-06-03T19:16:10+00:00

Men who are hot at 28 were probably hot at 20. Sorry. This guy gives me future serial killer vibes 😪

just-peepin-at-u · 2021-06-03T19:47:29+00:00

This will not happen.

ElleWoods91 · 2021-06-03T16:16:08+00:00

Hahahahahaha

On a side note: I love gen Z women, I feel like they see through the BS and have their priorities figured out 💕

cnemidophorus · 2021-06-03T21:29:07+00:00

It’s going to suck when he realizes how many of us queens make our own money so we have no need for his (although I doubt he has any) on top of still finding him ugly af.

PasDeTout · 2021-06-03T23:20:08+00:00

Honestly part of the teenage experience is being awkward and rejected. And anyway, how small is his town that his only dating possibilities are women he went to school with? If he’s talking about women who didn’t know he existed prior to now how does it even make sense to ‘punish’ them for something they didn’t do?

kangaskhaniscubones · 2021-06-04T00:09:19+00:00

If they don’t want him now, what makes him think they are going to want him later? Lol you can’t fix ugly.

SmoothVictories · 2021-06-04T08:09:41+00:00

Hello sir it's us the Man-Has-Hit-His-30s Bureau

Here's your complimentary six figures, good looks, 6 feet and 6 inches

Yes sir dont worry about not having a career and no woman being ever attracted to you to in the past, we've seen your reddit posts and now that your 30 you're qualified for all that stuff automatically sir, with no effort required at all.

You are a man after all sir and this is what society and media led you to believe so we are obligated sir

MissWestSeattle · 2021-06-03T16:16:03+00:00

The delusion is strong with this one

beachypeachybi · 2021-06-03T18:14:46+00:00

It’s going to be interesting to see these guys reactions when the reality of their lives hits and women are not hitting any wall but levelling up, and there wasted time waiting for their “prime” never comes.

pryncess96 · 2021-06-03T18:25:20+00:00

LOVE IT when the trash takes itself out!

howdoilogoutt · 2021-06-03T19:49:47+00:00

Ahahaha in his dreams

greenbagmaria · 2021-06-03T20:16:56+00:00

They’re not getting you at any age because they don’t want you

helppleasekk · 2021-06-03T20:18:08+00:00

Meanwhile he has to apply rogaine every day for his male pattern baldness and has to pop boner pills just to jack off to porn.

MorthaP · 2021-06-04T00:35:22+00:00

oh no!

anyway

burntbpd · 2021-06-04T04:13:22+00:00

I have never seen a woman laugh at a guy's face. Any guy can instantly try and physically rough you if you do that. Where do these incels get their delusions from?

Beata1415 · 2021-06-04T08:36:00+00:00

Delusional

relationship_reddit · 2021-06-03T20:50:47+00:00

That's a lot of words for "I'm ugly and weird."

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-06-03T20:27:27+00:00

Lol, I wanted to marry my similarly aged bf when I was in my early 20s but he decided that he wanted more dating experience. He ended up dating my best friend wtf. Given the chance, these scrotes will cheat and monkey branch like there is no tomorrow. Thing is, most of them don't have the chance, so they appear more loyal than they truly are due to lack of prospects. Building up a man is NOT worth it!!!!

AngryBees88 · 2021-06-03T20:29:59+00:00

Lollllllcrying forever at this! Who's going to tell this poor little sucker that his wank-fantasy isn't even close to the reality? If he was gross and creepy and angry then, then he will always have that flavor. And HVW tend to avoid gross, creepy, angry dudes. Stay salty, son!

bunsmoria · 2021-06-03T18:47:13+00:00

Well fk. You guys are gonna kill me with this. This is the funniest thing I’ve in a while. It’s funny because it’s so cringe and sad. Omg. It’s almost 3 am here and I am dying holding my laughter in😭. Why men are so funny and sad

Mango_440 · 2021-06-03T19:59:48+00:00

Men like him really think that only men are capable of succeeding. They honestly think that women are dumb and aren’t capable of having careers so they’d have to rely on a “successful rich man” like him later on 🤦🏻‍♀️

no_tak · 2021-06-03T21:08:21+00:00

He didn't say anything about his 40s. Why? Cause that's when he'll come crawling back trying to score a 20yo? Cause that's when he'll try to attract a sugar baby? Cause that's when he'll hit the wall? Hmm...

aquietsword · 2021-06-03T22:46:58+00:00

Please sign this oath in blood, scrote.

Colour_riot · 2021-06-03T22:49:02+00:00

"I'll be single, rich and loving life":

#1 he's only achieved the first thing

#2 no, meme-stock trading will not make him rich

#3 he hates himself now.

No one wants him now, no one will want him then.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-06-04T01:02:03+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 bless him and his dreams

modernmedusaa · 2021-06-04T01:07:52+00:00

Lmfaooooooo anticipating non existent women wanting him

Women must be free prostitutes for my socially awkward unattractive entitled dweeb ass or else 🤡

kreutzwortraetzel · 2021-06-04T02:45:32+00:00

tHe jOKes wRITe themSelvEs

indeed

greenbagmaria · 2021-06-04T05:18:17+00:00

Even in his idea scenario “Leaving behind girls that rejected him,” he’s still alone.

winterbird · 2021-06-04T06:35:49+00:00

Still don't want you, buddy. 😅

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-06-04T15:12:32+00:00

Who's gonna tell him we didn't want him back then and definitely not in the future lmao. Keep digging your hole, scrote. Make sure you close it when you've dug deep enough.

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2021-06-04T17:02:35+00:00

He's right, the jokes do write themselves. He just hasn't realised yet he's the butt of them.

Old_Parsnip_3000 · 2021-06-03T18:27:14+00:00

Whatever, whales are majestic and intelligent.

Plus, my blubber keeps me warm.

Nikkieeeeee · 2021-06-03T18:51:25+00:00

So he mad at this generation of women cause he ugly....okay😂😂

LaFemmeEtLaFille · 2021-06-03T19:15:40+00:00

Yeah, 20m kissless virgin yelling on dating subs, I totally believe you'd deny the affections of any woman lmfao /s

triangleEars · 2021-06-03T20:05:40+00:00

He doesn't understand that people evolve. Himself (I hope) or other ones.

No_Fig2938 · 2021-06-03T20:11:48+00:00

If you don't want me in my 30+ years you don't deserve me nor gonna get me in my 20's , jokes on you. 🙂

Powersurge- · 2021-06-03T20:42:10+00:00

Heaven forbid anyone grow emotionally and/or mentally from their teens. Poor poster.

moderndaysuperwoman · 2021-06-03T21:15:52+00:00

oh good grief

EMHURLEY · 2021-06-03T22:24:49+00:00

He's not wrong: "the jokes write themselves." 😂

FancyBearSociety · 2021-06-03T23:02:19+00:00

Hi rich guy.

I don't cook, I don't clean, and I am not a slave to your peen.

With love,

Whale.

Pokegirloras · 2021-06-04T01:16:55+00:00

"if the women" ok buddy

MiaWallace995 · 2021-06-04T02:03:56+00:00

Ooh mai gawd im devastated

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-06-04T02:53:16+00:00

This guy sounds entitled to women, and then he's bitter and angry when they don't want him

Stuffnthings1840 · 2021-06-04T03:16:09+00:00

Well...bye then you treasure!

slayeroftruth · 2021-06-04T03:18:05+00:00

If the trash is going to take itself out I say good for gen z women. If death grip can't get women in youth it does not get easier when older. Men and their 'wall" delusions are hysterical.

Cultural_Training249 · 2021-06-04T12:54:16+00:00

I am also from the school of if you didn't like me then then you can't like me now.

adertina · 2021-06-04T23:06:58+00:00

Watch whe he writes essay after essay to a coworker who said hi to him once

YesPleaseMadam · 2021-06-03T23:24:14+00:00

imagine being so much of a loser that no one has even ever kissed you. yikes.

fluffybarbwire · 2021-06-04T12:27:24+00:00

"I can't wait to ignore them" 🤣

Ladies, y'all know nothing about life if you haven't burned with the heat of a thousand suns in breathless anticipation to ignore someone...

He is a scrote of focus, commitment and sheer fuck... ahem, excuse me, virgin will!

safiyaleo · 2021-06-03T16:06:14+00:00

Sounds bitter, and like someone who got rejected a lot. I really feel sorry for the dude, but also because this is not the way for finding a HWF or any partner or friend in life. :(

Title	The delusion, the audacity 🤡😂
Author	Thestral-glow6
Upvotes	833
Comments	205
Date	June 3, 2021 3:57 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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