The guy is 55!!! 🤢

samedinuitmort · 2021-06-29T10:45:47+00:00

The best part about the woman he’s fantasizing about is that she hasn’t seen the real him up close yet, and neither has he seen her. Of course it’s nice and fun to “bond” with someone when there’s no adult life concerns and no real relationship commitments, plus you get to “tuck away” your shitty/human parts every time you meet. He leaves reality at home and meets her at the playground.

Men like this are delusional, they live in a fantasy land where they exist to have their desires fulfilled and be pleased by others. The second the “other woman” becomes his actual partner, then reality hits with all of its demands, responsibilities, commitments, sacrifices and flaws.

Right now they don’t depend on each other (because they’re not actually together), so they can’t disappoint. And they’re far enough to see only a blurry version of who the other is. But once they get in a real relationship…

LexiJay94 · 2021-06-29T08:49:25+00:00

So much for "you need to marry or you'll die alone" ...

jp2117515 · 2021-06-29T09:58:45+00:00

The joke will be on him when this casual acquaintance doesn’t reciprocate anything and is shocked and offput by his sudden desire to abandon 32 years of marriage and latch on to her life like a thirsty tick. I’m wondering if he’s made this situation out to be way more than it is - he’s basing a lot of big decisions on his delusions and fantasies.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-06-29T09:30:53+00:00

Delusional asshat. The things men do to deny their mortality.

inventivesquid · 2021-06-29T09:51:01+00:00

No one leeches like a LVM

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-06-29T11:21:35+00:00

I am sorry for those women. His younger flame probably sees him as a friendly father figure, like an uncle and will be put off and creeped out when she finds out he actually wants to f*** her.

Far_from_deceived · 2021-06-29T11:20:25+00:00

I was disgusted reading this.

Summarizing: he married her, had children and grandchildren. The wife is continuously trying to prove him she loves him and he is ready to leave her for a 35 year old lady. His wife’s love disgusts him.

This old crusty scrote thinks he can abandon his wife to enjoy the youth of a 35 year old. He know it’s probably going to shock the whole family, but he is selfish enough to do that.

I even thought first “oh maybe the marriage isn’t working, he can leave blah blah blah” but seriously, he is leaving her a 20 years younger woman. This is obviously a scrote that feels entitled to younger women and thinks he is done with the woman that has been with him for his entire life and gave birth to his children.

Marriage with scrotes is really a terrible deal.

_differentmentality_ · 2021-06-29T09:10:37+00:00

man he’s in for a rude awakening... I wish his wife learns about this and dumps him though

arnezuara · 2021-06-29T09:17:26+00:00

“ready to... date all the time” (c) yet another delusional piece of shit.

eveloe · 2021-06-29T10:34:00+00:00

“Smothered by my wife trying to prove she loves me”

This man is a psychopath

shelballama · 2021-06-29T09:58:05+00:00

What stood out to me was there was already an age gap (5 years is a LOT when the woman is 18; difference between being in high school vs having graduated college and worked for 2 years).

He fixated on her looks immediately (love at first site). He is not even slightly apologetic nor does he demonstrate any worry about his wife or her feelings with his emotional cheating and him preparing to divorce her to upend their family so he can date a way younger woman who generationally has almost nothing in common with him besides having kids (and it seems like she had them super early too, so probably not the best decision making individual/ someone who thinks about consequences and very real impacts on the future)

I am just so grossed out and appalled by how he talks about this fantasy of his with no regards to the woman who he married and who apparently still shows her love while he lusts after someone closer to his children's age than his own.

Platipus6 · 2021-06-29T09:59:47+00:00

The side piece is only tolerating him because he doesn't paw at her.

When he divorces and looks at her hopefully, he's gonna get a real shock.

VanessaViews · 2021-06-29T09:49:51+00:00

"I have never cheated on her" uhhh yeah you have

proudpine · 2021-06-29T11:12:22+00:00

This is sooooo disgusting. Why are men

dollymyfolly · 2021-06-29T12:42:46+00:00

Lol this idiot, men always think being “friends” with a woman is a stepping stone to sex. He’s in for a shock.

radsera99 · 2021-06-29T09:09:47+00:00

This really just proves men use women for sex, domestic labour and offspring until they’re ‘too old’, then discard them for a younger ‘hotter’ woman, completely disregarding all the effort, labour and sacrifices their wives have made for them.

partypancakesbacon · 2021-06-29T11:56:16+00:00

I hope his wife is strong enough to not take him back after he regrets his actions. Hopefully the family surrounds her with love and support so she can be truly happy and fulfilled as well as free after the divorce. My wish for her.

ItsFreezen · 2021-06-29T12:14:01+00:00

The post comment's have a ton of similar story's of being cheated on. And of course there's a Scrote in their defending this guy. The Same Scrotes who are telling women they would die alone. A bunch of hypocrites.

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-06-29T12:16:41+00:00

Wow! If being a piece of shit was an Olympic discipline this guy would get a gold medal!

He HAS been having an emotional affair with that woman for 2 years so he is cheating on his wife!

If this younger lady is willing to take on a cheater then at least she knows what to expect!

The poor wife in the background doing the pick me dance 😔. I so hope she cleans him out for all he’s got and the other woman dumps his ass. Why would she want a guy who could be her dad. Deluded 🙄.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-06-29T13:44:04+00:00

Men are so pathetic, greedy, and fickle! This “I’m In My PrImE!!1!” 🤡 shit has to stop. They need to come back to reality. You’re 55!!! If you become single, you’re not going to “date all the time”, you’re going to be molding on your cheap couch like expired produce while constantly being rejected on Tinder by women who are too young for you. Wake up, Kevin! You’re oat sowing days are well over, count yourself lucky your wife even gives a shit about you. Disgusting!

pugaczalla · 2021-06-29T10:41:22+00:00

Ego bigger than his IQ.

I bet this female friend thinks that she’s lucky to have a male friend, maybe even a mentor, who isn’t hitting on her. Lol both her and him will have a surprise: her because he turns out to be just like all other guys pretending fRiEnDsHiP to get into her pants, and him because he’ll end up losing the friendship, the wife and probably some family relationships too.

Anyways, the guy is a deluded twat. I’ll take a slice of his confidence and audacity though and I’ll put it into my career.

Btw, he is completely deluded about him ‘not cheating’. Emotional cheating is very much cheating too and he has every intention of leaving his wife for his ‘friend’.

seraphinelysion · 2021-06-29T12:50:35+00:00

I was in this guy's wife's exact situation. I'm appalled by how common this scenario is in reality. It's not worth the eventual headache.

flowerpower102938 · 2021-06-29T10:41:53+00:00

Wanna bet that his wife wasn't even 18 when they met?

Sana_Del_Dre · 2021-06-29T09:25:29+00:00

Imagine being married for 32 years and then your hubby gets a midlife crisis and has the audacity to blame you for his reason to leave you for a younger woman.

What a scrote!

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2021-06-29T12:12:34+00:00

This guy has no self-awareness, says he has never cheated on his wife and then describes how he is having an emotionally affair with his co-worker.

OneTrueMel · 2021-06-29T12:19:14+00:00

If he put HALF the amount of energy into his relationship with ya know... THE WOMAN HE'S MARRIED TO as he does with the star of his f*vk film, he would "fall in love" with her again.

Men are exhausting. So illogical!

radical__daphne · 2021-06-29T13:32:55+00:00

Spoiler, that girl doesn't love him. She probably sees him as a father figure. If he divorces his wife to get with her he's going to end up alone lol

Woman_on_Pause · 2021-06-29T13:38:11+00:00

I predict in one year after leaving his wife you can find him on Tinder with the exact same picture as all of his pictures. That awkward, double chin, looking down at the camera with cheaters with a crisp white tee shot.

What an idiot.

bioqueen53 · 2021-06-29T14:43:26+00:00

I've been the other younger woman in this situation, and I can tell you that she doesn't love him, she doesn't want to be with him, and she doesn't want him to leave his wife. Back when I was stupid and believed men and women could be friends, I engaged in some of these friendships thinking it was a paternal thing or something like that. After getting disappointed more than once, I know better.

I know several men who literally blow up their lives over some younger woman they think wants to be with them. The truth is, a young woman with her whole life ahead of her doesn't want someone with his whole life behind him.

I'm almost 30, and I will not date older than 35 at this point. It doesn't make sense to me.

WestAtmosphere · 2021-06-29T13:35:32+00:00

I can already tell this is going to blow up in his face so hard. Good. Every time men tell us we are going to end up alone ... just remember stories like this. You can do everything in the world to try and make a man happy but at the end of the day if he is a scrote he will never change and be dedicated. And probably 50% of men are like this, only as faithful as the options that come along.

Hope his whole family ends up disowning him :).

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-06-29T13:39:08+00:00

Looking forward to his daughters losing all their respect for him

Next time: “My daughters won’t talk to me anymore. Why????!!!!”

Davina33 · 2021-06-29T09:05:01+00:00

So gross, I recently said elsewhere that most women my age aren't interested in 50+ men. This is backed up by statistics that say the largest age gap between a woman and an older man only tends to be a couple of years. This is with good reason as older men are perverted predators. So disgusting. These men are deluded thinking we want their old sperm and erectile dysfunction addled dicks.

BoogelyWoogely · 2021-06-29T11:34:43+00:00

Ugh ‘my wife confronted me, saying I seem happier to talk to my friend than I do with her, which is pretty much accurate’

My ex was like this, and it makes you feel completely worthless. And he’d never actually come clean and admit it, just like the scrote in this post. He’s stringing her along because he wants to have everything while his wife gets nothing except to feel unloved and worthless. I hope he loses everything.

Hhjjuuy · 2021-06-29T11:08:13+00:00

my life with my female friend and her family

Including her teenage children in his fantasy is so gross. Maybe he resents that he had two daughters and no son?

calledtosayilovepoo · 2021-06-29T08:58:54+00:00

He thinks her daughter's like him?..... He's just fantasizing about moving himself into someone else's family.

It's so weird the way some cheating men do this. They end up just cutting odd contact with their actual family (because everyone hates him and what's the point) and swapping it for a new one.

It's so selfish. The reason the 'old' family is angry is because you traded them in for your own selfish happiness in someone else's family.

No one likes to think see that their parent thinks they are disposable and seeing them do parent things for someone else's kids. So damaging.

Puzzleheaded_Low_876 · 2021-06-29T12:56:04+00:00

I saw this one too and some men just dont understand how much love they are getting in their current situation. He has an entire family network that is counting on him to be a man and do the right thing. We need good role models of men in society to keep the families going and he is an example of a selfish man. Love is not a feeling but an action, He could easily take his wife off on vacation and enjoy some new experiences with her. I think his emotional affair is going to wreck everything. He seems like a very very very selfish man

OrangeyPanda · 2021-06-29T15:04:50+00:00

He's gonna dump his lifelong wife. Get rejected by the young woman he's fantasizing about. His children will be disgusted by him. Since he's so old he will come down with some sort of health issue soon and realize he is alone and no one is wanting to take care of him or be there for him. He will cry on reddit about how men are never taken care of in society. He will die early. The life story of an LVM. The end.

MissAndryApparently · 2021-06-29T15:49:13+00:00

Hahaha I’m 100% sure her telling him she “could never see that changing” was a polite let down because she could sense the scroteness crossing boundaries. As in, I love you too but as a friend and I could never see us as anything more.

Praximaros · 2021-06-29T16:39:39+00:00

Men are willing to ruin their lives and everyone else’s just because they’re so afraid of feeling old. The more of life I experience, the more I realize how mentally frail men are on the whole.

Also catch how men like this always try to justify their selfishness by pretending they’ve been martyrs their whole life and this is the one horrible thing they’ve allowed themselves to do.

vbych76 · 2021-06-29T14:07:12+00:00

I swear the moment they turn 50 they lose their mind. Prove me wrong. They start sulking, wanting to be free, buying motorcycles, sport's cars, starting to pick up younger women, risk investing, gambling, doing drugs, clubbing etc. Half of our lives we wait for them to grow up, be stable to settle down and adult along with us and with a magic wand overnight, on their 50th birthday they turn into the awful little brats they were when they were 17.

MadamLeFay · 2021-06-29T15:07:23+00:00

This guy got married around 23, right? So that's the age he thinks he still is in his mind. He's in for a (really freaking hilarious) rude awakening.

Hopefully, after one glimpse of his saggy, wrinkled, old man balls, this young lady is going to come to her senses. But I seriously doubt this woman even thinks of him in that way, if at all.

ThrowawayCompassion · 2021-06-29T15:31:04+00:00

How much do you want to bet the younger woman has ZERO attraction to this guy and genuinely thinks he’s a pal? Is he that delusional? Oh my god.

Defiant_Error_ · 2021-06-29T09:21:01+00:00

He basically thinks the grass is greener, cheating scrote.

I hope he takes that "chance" and it backfires, all while his wife grows and levels up.

Men like this tend to come crying back once it goes to shit, I really hope the wife tells him to do one.

_queeeen_ · 2021-06-29T16:00:29+00:00

Three things:

1) I hope he divorces his wife - liberating her from what is probably a very sad and toxic relationship for her.

2) this man is immature for expecting a scorching hot romance after 30 years. Relationship evolve. He doesn’t see how blessed he is to settle into his later years with a, by all accounts loving, family intact.

3) The wife is potentially acting desperate - trying to “prove she loves him”? I hope she finds FDS.

Dey_la_soul · 2021-06-29T12:58:23+00:00

Omg, he reminds me so much of this partner at my law firm who wanted to “mentor me” my first year. I thought it was weird because we weren’t in the same group but I figured it is always good to build relationships within the firm.

We had lunch once a month, and he slowly started discussing how unhappy he was in his marriage 🤮. I hated meeting with him and never reached out, but like clockwork he would email me every month for our lunch. Other associates started noticing that his face would “light up” when he saw me. I was mortified but didn’t know how to distance myself. Mind you, this man was 20 years older, 5 inches shorter, bald and unattractive.

I was even more sick to my stomach when I found out his wife was also a black woman attorney. He resented the fact that she stopped working to raise their children. I felt so sorry for his family. I kept everything professional and never disclosed anything about my private life (but he knew I was single). Luckily, I transferred to an office in a different city. Can you believe this man had the nerve to get mad at me transferring offices (as if we were in a relationship)??!! He gave me the silent treatment my last week at work.

These types are extremely delusional. If he leaves his wife, he will find out really quick that his office friend is not checking for him. She’s probably just being polite. Why would any woman want to date a man who is that much older?? We. Dont. Want. Your. Old. Ass.

Kkatt989 · 2021-06-29T09:38:11+00:00

He doesn’t indicate the reason he fell “out of love” with the wife. Seems like he found a 20 yr old prize and started comparing it to the older wife. SMH.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-06-29T15:40:59+00:00

Losers and their generic mid-life crises. He’s such a cliche it just makes him more pathetic.

feelgoodlost_ · 2021-06-29T15:48:53+00:00

Lmao to all of this. What a loser. Exactly what happens when you marry a LVM that you aren’t attracted to you and was never in it for you, just his needs. He’s probably overweight, bald, with a small peen, and a shitty husband. His wife probably gave up her entire life for him and the kids, and because he sucks he’s entitled to love and respect when he has no empathy and decency. “Nothing happened” (of course it did, something did happen. He’s wanting to leave his wife and sleep with others) because he’s probably ugly as hell and didn’t have time to fully manipulate the fantasy. He’s in love with a fantasy because he hides from himself and his inability to be an actual man. How pathetic for real. That’s old low value men for ya! They never change.

P.S. This selfish man will NEVER be happy. He finds happiness in using women and once they come through for him, he’s out. He’ll sleep with the younger woman and then get mad at her when she wants him to be a man and provide, but he can’t actually do that because he was never a real man in the first place. That’s what he should think about! Instead of letting his erectile dysfunction think for him. I laugh at these and get annoyed but because I know that they’re real. Sad

thatjimmylove · 2021-06-29T14:35:59+00:00

I do not understand why these men think the same thing will not happen with the new woman, he says it right there he feels like this new girl is how his wife was when they first met, this has nothing to do with the actual woman but completely with the shiny newness.

These men fool themselves every time, also no talk about what makes the relationship wrong or not working out, no responsibility on his end, except he wants his cake and to fuck it too.

It is gross, and I hope he divorces her she moves on and things end up the same for him, when he realizes novelty wares off and relationships require continuous effort. He lacks introspection and does not consider how his own behaviour contributes to his unfulfilling marriage and pins it all on the wife.

I also get the feeling he is assuming heavily that his "friend" likes him, Too much lacking information.

Everyone has the right to seek something fulfilling but he is playing himself by seeking cheap thrills, what a fantasy to believe once you have a new woman you will live happily ever after, The naivety. You are 55 sir not 15 drop the fantasy projection, and look in the mirror.

Wise-Jelly · 2021-06-29T08:56:56+00:00

Happens everyday

mashibeans · 2021-06-29T16:58:20+00:00

HA! This dude will cheat and/or divorce, then he'll be in a rude awakening, when he has to clean, cook and wash after himself. I bet his wife chooses his clothing too.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-06-29T15:07:25+00:00

Lmao he should divorce his wife and get with this other lady. So when the new lady leaves him and he's left his wife, his scrote ass can live alone in his tiny new house. He's so disrespectful to everyone in the picture.

Also weirdo things mentioned:

-Said I love you five days after meeting her.

-Married someone 5 years younger. Like sir, you were 23 and she was barely out of HS. And she was your first sexual experience? Was she the only women that looked past your possible creepo vibes?

-He literally ignores his family to talk to her.

-Oh the horror, of having your wife prove to you day in and out of how in love with you she is /s.

-Mentions turmoil for his children and grandchildren, but not his wife? The women he's been with for decades. Who he actively cheats on, even if it's not sexual yet? Because let's be real emotional > physical. It might as well be physical too. But in another twist, she says he's only her best friend and loves him, but doesn't want anything to change. So is she acknowledging she only wants him as a friend and he's willing to potentially use a "I'm divorced now" to force her to be with him? I'm getting more creeped out now, if she doesn't even know any of his thought process.

BeckyStocks · 2021-06-29T12:15:42+00:00

I know how this one ends...I've SEEN it.

He will tear his family apart for the new woman. At 55, he is nearing end of life, and as his children watch their mothers pain and abandonment after a lifetime of loyalty to her husband, their father: they will more than resent him. They will turn away from him. There will be no forgiveness.

Within 10 years time he will be diagnosed with dementia, have a heart attack and need care, cancer etc etc...

He will die alone, feeble, frequently urinating on himself or in the corner of his bedroom.

Just another stupid old man who thinks he has "aged like a fine wine".

_electrafire · 2021-06-29T14:14:22+00:00

Of course even his first relationship is an age gap

i_h8_m3 · 2021-06-29T17:22:50+00:00

What a fucking asshole. Abandons his family because he is a creep

CaliforniaKed · 2021-06-29T13:20:49+00:00

This is why viagra should be illegal. Men love to talk about the natural world and our animalistic nature until it involves artificially making their peepees hard.

fak_beauty_standards · 2021-06-29T17:45:02+00:00

"no longer in love with my wife" because being in love is sth you WORK ON

I bet the last time he took her out on a date was 20 years ago. Men wear down relationships and wonder "why did this happen, guess I have to leave now".

over--tired · 2021-06-29T10:37:21+00:00

I hope he leaves so she can find freedom and someone who truly loves her.

Waste-Win · 2021-06-29T15:38:39+00:00

He is an old folk that truly believes He can just left her wife and live a happy life with a woman 20 years old younger than him, well I hope they divorce, reality is going to hit him so hard.

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-06-29T18:37:11+00:00

He made it sound like it's some kind of a milestone he reached and is proud of. Reality is gonna hit him very hard when he realizes no one in their 30s, 40s or even 50s want his limp dick lol.

Lavender_flow · 2021-06-29T11:56:24+00:00

Pornsick men like him are an absolute scourge to our society. Horrible horrible people, they deserve to die alone and rot somewhere.

kenbravocheetosji · 2021-06-29T08:49:54+00:00

Ewww get a grip dusty scrote

greatmoonlight21 · 2021-06-29T14:09:11+00:00

That's so incredibly sad. He's extremely selfish and irrational. Age indeed does not bring automatic wisdom

Watzoo · 2021-06-29T15:44:37+00:00

God, the scrote stank energy on this one is epic.

Do men like this never register that they have the emotional maturity of an 11-year-old? Seek therapy, dude. You need a professional for this mess.

frostedgemstone · 2021-06-29T18:53:02+00:00

He should do his poor wife a gigantic favor and leave so she can find someone better or whatever else she wants. See how it turns out for him

Ok_Neighborhood_6971 · 2021-06-29T19:52:55+00:00

Wow his wife is still trying to make it work. Ladies take heed, when you give people love they don't deserve they hate you for it

Salem_32 · 2021-06-29T10:45:17+00:00

🤮🤮🤮

Nymphomaniac12345 · 2021-06-29T19:56:30+00:00

I bet you it’s all in his head and the female friend is just that…. A friend. When I was more naive I had several older male friends that I purely saw as friends. In my head they were “safe” compared to guys my own age because someone so old and unattractive couldn’t possibly think that it could ever be anything more than friendship. Of course now I know what was going through their minds and understand why all of sudden they would go weird on me and stop the friendship. Now I feel disgusted by old assholes like this targeting younger women and pretending to be their friend. I really hope he divorces his wife and reveals his feelings to his friend so she can turn him down and he’ll be alone!

Stuffnthings1840 · 2021-06-29T19:38:37+00:00

Hope his wife ruins him

CuntWaffe · 2021-06-29T14:07:54+00:00

"I've never cheated" - but you talk for hours at a time with another woman and fantasize about leaving your wife for her. There is such a thing as emotional cheating.

"I want to be single and date around" - But you are planning on immediately hopping into another long term relationship?

"I'm tired of being smothered by my wife trying to prove her love." - Despite all the bullshit, this is hugely telling. Why is she trying her hardest to prove her love? Why does she think that you think she doesn't love you?(by "you", i mean Scrote)

1 of 2 things is going to happen if he leaves his wife: 1. He gets with this MUCH much younger woman and she drains him of his money, while his ex sues him for alimony, then he'll just complain about how women are all gold diggers. Or! 2. The woman doesn't get with him, then he dies alone, creeping on teenagers and crying about how women are vain and don't want a good guy like him.

londochig · 2021-06-29T16:16:33+00:00

From the horse's mouth. When a man pulls away don't go crazy trying to prove you love him or do stuff for him. He finds that desperate, pathetic and annoying. Leave, block, delete the score.

wonkyeyes8877 · 2021-06-29T22:48:30+00:00

The 35 year old woman doesn't even want him as anything more than a friend 😂 He's so fucking dumb. I hope he divorces his wife so she can be free of him. Then he'll get the humiliation of a lifetime when this friend of his rejects him.

thepsychopathhunter · 2021-06-29T15:34:00+00:00

Yuck. Reminds me of an older male co-worker from years ago who would hit on the single ladies at the workplace and would complain about his marriage. Me and another female coworker did exchange stories about how he seemed strange. I was 21 back then and saw him as a mentor and friend at first albeit a little “off” but then it became super creepy.

When I studied abroad in London he texted me unprompted (I never reached out to him) saying he “can’t stop thinking about me.” I was horrified. His wife had just welcomed a new baby too. He also asked once asked me a weird question saying, “People don’t think there’s something going on between us right?” Just because we would go eat lunch together sometimes which is something I did with my other colleagues (mainly female) all the time. I said no in a visibly weirded out tone and wondered why he would even think that but after those creepy texts it became clear. These men are delusional.

lskfjd743 · 2021-06-29T15:33:43+00:00

He probably fat, balding and wrinkled, and has never made over $150k a year (I hope his wife divorces him and takes him for everything he has! Despite a fairly unremarkable middle-class existence, I suspect he thinks that Giselle will leave Tom Brady form him, as he will be "dating all of the time"!

Opening_Candidate471 · 2021-06-29T21:01:09+00:00

I hope he divorces his wife and the "friend" shuts him down immediately and cuts him off when she finds out what this old man did to his family for a relationship that isn't reciprocated.

What an absolute piece of garbage.

wondertarget · 2021-06-30T00:06:37+00:00

He seems.....delusional. It sounds like he's creating this hyper-intimate connection with a woman who could be his CHILD, in his head.

tarathetarantula · 2021-06-29T11:26:16+00:00

Can you imagine being married to a guy like that? I think about what that guy looks like when he's dating (nevermind the creepy factor of age and being married for three decades - just go with me on this one). Charming? Stable? Devoted? Funny? Well off?

This person emphasizes the importance of being a HVW, religiously employing high standards and discretion, LISTENING to who a person really is. The second any guy resembles any red flag, I'm out. I was not always that way, but I caught on.

HlGHFIVE · 2021-06-30T04:14:58+00:00

Dude what? She's trying to prove she loves you because she's hoping you'll treat her right.

Biggest time waste of anyone's life is to try and dance like a monkey for scrotes like this.

penhasink · 2021-06-29T22:00:58+00:00

In that case he should be single.

Rabro · 2021-06-30T02:13:40+00:00

Emotional affairs are so fucking insidious

Sea_Soil · 2021-06-30T03:28:51+00:00

Men are so delusional when it comes to fantasizing about being single. My ex did this. I dumped him and guess what? 5 months later he's miserably single and regretting everything. He can't even get a girl to text him back reliably and keeps getting ghosted. Hasn't landed a SINGLE date.

Meanwhile I immediately met someone and am the happiest I've ever been. LVM think they are prizes and it just doesn't work that way. They overestimate the demand for themselves.

nenindis · 2021-06-30T08:51:59+00:00

I am saving this post as an eternal reminder that marriage is, in truth, a scam.

SkiesEclipse · 2021-06-30T08:52:25+00:00

These bros ain’t loyal.

Mrs_Dr_Cube · 2021-06-29T13:40:31+00:00

I totally believe that this happened, dude. Really. /s

justforfds · 2021-06-30T17:27:24+00:00

There is reality and then there is male "logic".

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-30T22:08:18+00:00

I hope she lets him go and never takes him back.

It would be wonderful to discover him in late stages of decay surrounded by frozen pizza boxes, rogaine bottles and viagra blisters🙃

Tanalize · 2021-07-01T04:22:13+00:00

Again ladies! Being nice to men gets you what?

NOWHERE!

Title	The guy is 55!!! 🤢
Author	LexiJay94
Upvotes	1022
Comments	189
Date	June 29, 2021 8:46 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/oa4b91/the_guy_is_55/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/the-guy-is-55.787843 https://theredarchive.com/post/787843

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