He’s crazy if he thinks Gen z/millennial woman are gonna put up with this😂💀

wonkyeyes8877 · 2022-02-09T13:36:51+00:00

I can't take this seriously. This is just too extreme. I think that had to be a troll.

Davina33 · 2022-02-09T14:20:21+00:00

Over 5'9" and not allowed to be over 120lbs? Seriously?

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-09T13:41:50+00:00

Best of luck finding her, I guess.

cutiebranch · 2022-02-09T15:21:33+00:00

Men: “women that are high maintenance are too hard!”

Also men: “she needs to be thin, long hair, had labiaplasty , wear French tips, and know Versace “

fogplum · 2022-02-09T14:24:54+00:00

French tips lmao

ferociouslycurious · 2022-02-09T14:57:53+00:00

I mean, I don’t see the harm in him sticking to these rules. It means no actual human will ever have to tolerate his crap.

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2022-02-09T14:26:54+00:00

I can't tell if this is scrote delusion or an extremely terrible parody of FDS. Either way, men need to step their game up because this reads like they are looking for a teenager from a developing nation to be their gold-digging sugarbaby. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

queenofswordsxxx · 2022-02-09T14:11:00+00:00

Beat up flaps 😂

SayNad · 2022-02-09T15:49:07+00:00

Height can't be under 5'9"

Weight can't be over 120 pounds

BMI = 17.7.

He wants us to die.

FuckSakez · 2022-02-09T13:59:37+00:00

The projection is strong with this one, more snark than actual satire.

We want men who respect us as actualised beings and to plan and pay for a nice date. To meet us at our level, that’s it.

It has never been about bagging a rich man or Versace labels. FDS is clear having money doesn’t equal a high value man. We actively advocate for financial independence. Some men are simply too cheap or slovenly and lack basic life skills. Its easier to mock us than to reflect on their romantic/physical/work-ethic shortcomings.

This man also shames fast fashion and expects luxury lingerie like La Perla. Presumably at the woman’s financial expense. Her expects her time for free and her servitude. He wants coffee in the morning, so a free maid. Huh.

If we were gold diggers, we would find a deeper well!

Men are unapologetic about their physical standards period. Nobody is ‘nicer’ or more manipulative to a woman than a man trying to bed her.

Also, if he wants a woman with no hair below the eyebrows this means no eyelashes. Good luck to him.

Edit: not to get dark but if he wants someone under 120 pounds and naturally hairless- a child fits this criteria. 🤮

oscine23 · 2022-02-09T14:39:00+00:00

Lol French tips? The rest is asinine too, but that made me lol.

edwardianemerald · 2022-02-09T14:53:24+00:00

Holy shit how does he know what French tips are? SO WEIRD

calico_moon · 2022-02-09T16:09:23+00:00

It still boggles my mind when I'm reminded that there are still men out there who think that vaginas change after being 'beat up'(🤢). I'm truly blown away that actual adults think that you can use literally every single part of your body every day and they don't change, but vaginas? Yeah, they totally morph when over used 🙄

3alabali · 2022-02-09T13:48:49+00:00

I'm dying to see what he looks like

asupernova91 · 2022-02-09T15:22:28+00:00

So he wants someone who is over 5’9 but under 120 lbs…the math/physics of those “requirements” are not computing my guy 😂

Sewud · 2022-02-09T13:34:40+00:00

Don't want to be that gal, but I think he's making fun of FDS.

misandryismadeup · 2022-02-09T16:26:04+00:00

So she must be under 22 and she can’t have body hair naturally > Sounds like he wants a child.

Novemberinthechair · 2022-02-09T13:57:01+00:00

That's so obviously a scrote trolling. How many men insist on a 5'9 woman ? They're throwing shade at FDS.

Constant-Wanderer · 2022-02-09T14:39:46+00:00

😂😂😂

I love the image of him and all his friends trying to date the two girls they ever encounter who fit this list.

That, or they live in the land of the clones. I’m sure that multiples of this woman will all be amazing human beings that have great depth and will unerringly fall madly in love with any toad who wants them /s

🙄

Kimpractical · 2022-02-09T17:12:02+00:00

Ya know, if you’re going to have your preferences, fine. The issue with men is that they will still date women who don’t check all of their boxes and then resent her for it. That is why we have FDS and why we vet for our own high standards. It’s to weed out men who are just here to waste our time

Edit: just saw that the list continues to the second page. He wants her to also hairless and mute. Just get yourself a naked mole rat at this point

vitryolic · 2022-02-09T15:37:10+00:00

*Don’t date them, because none will date me

There fixed it.

spinsterchachkies · 2022-02-09T15:20:26+00:00

No woman like this exists

dr_mcstuffins · 2022-02-09T17:05:39+00:00

It’s the French tips for me, my apologies to any chicks who still rock them but those were fashionable in the ‘00s and early ‘10s. I wore chunky acrylic French tips to my prom in ‘04. There’s a whole world of nail options now, how are you gonna demand a 5’10” under 120lb model wear French tips, of all things, with her Versace? Yeesh at least go with something slightly more recent like nude colors.

BRB gotta go get my bright yellow dip powder nails replaced today with another color that screams.

Colour_riot · 2022-02-09T13:49:25+00:00

The only appropriate response to this is "promise please?"

all_or_nothing_bet · 2022-02-09T15:26:22+00:00

He is just eliminating his competition 😂

FDS-GFY · 2022-02-09T14:49:45+00:00

I wouldn’t date a man who didn’t know what la perla was either. 🤣

RoseDumpling · 2022-02-09T15:34:57+00:00

A great fit for him with his body preference and the not talking back bit would be a doll.

haggis_rising · 2022-02-09T17:38:32+00:00

Lol. He forgot to sign off, "Fat, unwashed scrote that looks and thinks like a toenail".

salthoney · 2022-02-09T18:12:28+00:00

Tbh, I’m so suspicious of men who know more about women’s things, than some women. Why does he know about french tips, fast fashion, thigh gaps, agent provocateur or la perla? Even if men happen to like this impossible bmi of 17.7 ED aesthetic, they typically don’t know or care the details about it. This is either a troll or someone really weird.

FineDeliciousSnakes · 2022-02-09T13:35:08+00:00

This whole list is dumb and disgusting

What is OHP?

2022-02-09T15:08:57+00:00

LOL there is gonna be a lot of lonely losers

divination__ · 2022-02-09T17:25:30+00:00

So considerate of these men to remove themselves entirely from the dating pool by following these rules! Makes life so much easier for us! 😌

Jeniroo2 · 2022-02-09T19:12:30+00:00

This trope is really overused but

"Naturally hairless"

TELL ME YOUVE NEVER MET A WOMAN WITHOUT TELLING ME YOUVE NEVER MET A WOMAN

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2022-02-09T20:33:31+00:00

I stopped reading at

Must wear French Tips

Bruh what? Ain't no one under 22 wearing french tips 😂😂😂

vbych76 · 2022-02-09T13:46:23+00:00

The hair thing 😂😂😂. Absolutely delusional.

lskfjd743 · 2022-02-09T16:27:32+00:00

Like this couch creature could actually afford Hermes purses, Versace dresses, or La Perla lingerie for such a woman!!

NotMyRealName814 · 2022-02-09T19:50:29+00:00

This is what reading Playboy or Penthouse from the age of 10 gets you. These men think they deserve a woman like that. They think they're entitled to a woman matching his description. It's not just violent porn with choking and slapping that causes men to feel this way. It's also subtle societal things that start when men are very young.

xfelugirlx · 2022-02-09T16:00:46+00:00

And they are bald dad bodies LOL haha they tell on themselves

akashyaboa · 2022-02-09T17:02:08+00:00

I mean, I am OK with men not dating women under 5'9. Sorry my tall sisters, but I have no more strength to deal with this kind of men

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2022-02-09T19:44:11+00:00

mfer can't even afford versace or hermes. I didn't even know what La Perla is yet this guy knows? I can't be the only one that finds it weird when men are more well versed about womens undergarments than a woman is... makes me think he's lowkey wearing it when no ones around.

Zitrone77 · 2022-02-09T15:39:24+00:00

His FB is interesting. Can’t take someone like this seriously, and I wouldn’t want to. Bye boy!

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-02-09T17:30:18+00:00

Oh there’s two pages? Lol

millions_ofpeachs4me · 2022-02-09T20:21:19+00:00

This man is gay and in denial. It’s 2022, brother. Come on out of that closet.

scooter_se · 2022-02-09T20:24:30+00:00

You know what? I’m okay with men having these ridiculous standards if it means they leave the rest of us out of their creepy shit.

aquietsword · 2022-02-09T20:36:31+00:00

I really do wish all LVM would follow this list.

kortiz46 · 2022-02-09T16:16:01+00:00

These people don't stop think if anyone 'fitting their standard' would actually want to date THEM

maskwearingbitch2020 · 2022-02-09T16:26:34+00:00

My sides hurt!!! FROM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!! 😂🤣.

Ivimaiden · 2022-02-09T17:15:49+00:00

LMAO 🤣 these guys fail to understand that we hold the power, not them. They are far more biologically restless to procreate compared to us women (it’s their testosterone), and they are far less comfortable/happy to live all by themselves for long periods of time compared to us. This guy is clueless. Their time is up. He hasn’t gotten the memo yet 😂

CrazyPaine · 2022-02-09T18:59:12+00:00

His pedo is showing.

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-02-09T14:35:11+00:00

Bruh, just buy a robot at that point.

No woman like this exists. Periodt! 😂

ItsFreezen · 2022-02-09T17:17:32+00:00

I got incredible news for you Sam Town. Date men. Your welcome.

myheartisfulloflove · 2022-02-09T17:45:43+00:00

My brother, have you’ve tried dating blow up dolls? Or men? 🙄

2022-02-09T18:08:17+00:00

This reminds me of fds podcast when ladies say that women should have more expectations of men because mens expectations are so hight and particular it’s insane

purasangria · 2022-02-09T18:26:44+00:00

How many men meet these standards?

Zero.

Thank you for playing, NEXT!

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2022-02-09T20:41:47+00:00

Hey, I have a list too:

Don’t date this guy, or any other scrote who makes lists like this 🚹➡️🗑

Edrina · 2022-02-09T21:56:27+00:00

This has got to be satire.

lets_get-2 · 2022-02-09T16:57:02+00:00

That’s disgusting. Jesus the man is delusional. I’m repulsed.

jugularlemonade · 2022-02-09T18:03:38+00:00

He’s describing a sex doll with AI maybe?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-02-09T18:49:10+00:00

Wow 😆 no women over 5'9? So these dudes are all 6'6 and taller, right?

youre_a_cat · 2022-02-09T19:05:50+00:00

Phew, let me breathe a collective sigh of relief for me and all my ladies over the age of 22. At least we're safe from this guy and all the losers who think like him...

Coconut975 · 2022-02-09T23:27:19+00:00

Found his profile. He could have saved some time and just said date other men.

KetoKittenAround · 2022-02-09T23:58:43+00:00

5’9 and 120 pounds is a tall order LOL

I’m 5’10 and got down to that weight because of a health thing. Drs were all over me. I went to planned parenthood for birth control and they had the nerve to put that I had anorexia. I did not.

Anyways, gained enough weight back and feeling better. But it’s forever on my chart.

RedWolfCrocodile · 2022-02-09T13:49:53+00:00

Naturally leg hairless and no hair under the eyebrows. At all.

Bahahahahahaha. He probably has butt hairs for dayyyyys or OCD waxes from crack to sack

😂😂😂

Shame, poor guy probably has so many women saying yes he’s having to do everything he can to weed them out 🤣

dreamsonastring · 2022-02-09T14:00:35+00:00

Sounds to me like he's not dating women at all and like that is perfect the way it is.

Good luck, bro, with the hunt for the naturally hairless below the eyebrows creature. Don't lower your standards! You go, mate!

Hhjjuuy · 2022-02-09T18:10:55+00:00

Honestly this is great advice for the men who will take it. Please leave women alone.

Astral_weaver · 2022-02-09T20:14:54+00:00

You can actually opt out from dating women in general. It would be a favor to all of us.

Ok_Passenger_5717 · 2022-02-09T22:28:06+00:00

"Don't date them if they have any body hair under the eyebrows at all".

I guess having eyelashes is out, ladies! Better start plucking them out!

Audderpop270 · 2022-02-09T17:11:04+00:00

🤢🤢🤢

TikiTikiTata-chalala · 2022-02-09T18:04:17+00:00

Bwahahah!!! Dude, just sum it up and say you don't think men should date women. Go find your fellows and don't date women together

ChickaDeeD33 · 2022-02-09T21:55:47+00:00

Naturally hairless?!?! Sir. What you are looking for is a child.

BasketLow8411 · 2022-02-09T15:24:35+00:00

Put up with it? This list is IMPOSSIBLE. Literally impossible to have all of these things in one woman. Fight me on this.

peachyeva · 2022-02-09T17:38:26+00:00

most of my fellow gen z women aren’t any of those things so idk where he plans to find that 😂😂

preppykat3 · 2022-02-09T19:21:27+00:00

I honestly think it’s just some lonely ugly troll trying to make the girls on that app feel insecure

sappfirestar · 2022-02-10T00:34:22+00:00

Why did he need to use so many words?
All he had to say was, "no one should date me, ever"

jijitsu-princess · 2022-02-10T00:29:06+00:00

5’9 at 120lbs? That’s my 18 year old son.

kwallio · 2022-02-10T02:08:08+00:00

Naturally hairless below the eyebrows? I don't know of any women that are like that, time to get with a blow up doll dude.

AyemHerself · 2022-02-09T22:28:00+00:00

Someone's going to be a crazy cat dude in the near future 🤪

soundslikeautumn · 2022-02-10T02:26:48+00:00

He wants an expensive sex doll not a living, breathing, flesh and blood woman.

msssst · 2022-02-10T06:53:17+00:00

WTF DID I JUST READ.

Philodendronfanatic · 2022-02-10T11:44:43+00:00

This is hilariously bad.

No older than 22 but successful enough to afford very high end luxury and all of that personal maintainance and no fast fashion at all (so 6 figures at least) very intelligent, beautiful, underweight, fit but somehow also subservient and with so little self esteem as to go for a guy who can't even make himself a coffee in the morning.

If this wasn't satire then the guy's delusional.

eleguagirl · 2022-02-10T13:10:11+00:00

Meanwhile he’s probably 300lbs and 5’9 himself

2022-02-10T14:31:45+00:00

Some of these describe a small child, some of these describe a woman way above his pay grade, others are pure r bad women's anatomy, and all of them are way beyond his reach. Smells like typical entitlement.

_queeeen_ · 2022-02-12T03:22:08+00:00

lol a healthy pre-menstrual middle schooler weighs 120 lbs. these types really just don't understand how mass and weight works.

Title	He’s crazy if he thinks Gen z/millennial woman are gonna put up with this😂💀
Author	Melanin-Misanthrope
Upvotes	922
Comments	175
Date	February 9, 2022 1:30 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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