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More Amy Schumer! Blames "subreddits" for her bad reviews of her Netflix Special.

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Title More Amy Schumer! Blames "subreddits" for her bad reviews of her Netflix Special.
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DeafandMutePenguin

Upvotes 13641
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Date March 16, 2017 12:38 AM UTC
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Comments

[–]Lidiored 3796 points3797 points3798 points 9 years ago (144 children) | Copy Link

No one "meets" on Reddit. We just casually come along at different times and agree she's terrible

[–]Diaozhatian86 1538 points1539 points1540 points 9 years ago (93 children) | Copy Link

It is 12:33p.m. right now and Amy Schumer's standup is still horrible.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (57 children) | Copy Link

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[–]swag-er 274 points275 points276 points 9 years ago (33 children) | Copy Link

Traveled back in time to 12:36 A.M.

No improvement

[–]-FilthyMudblood- 123 points124 points125 points 9 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link

11:18 pm still stinks

[–]basicnema 57 points58 points59 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

3:14 pm still can rationally say she's terrible.

[–]StartSelect 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

09:47 gmt, easy to say she is awful

[–]oddjobbber 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link

6 AM, its too early for her shit comedy

[–]Benny_Andretti 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

6:30am est, still shit.

[–]Chieftallwood 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

6:37am est, it is in fact still so horrible still that I simply cannot go on anymore.

[–]jerryfuckinspringer9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:09am MST, she's actually kind of decent

[–]You_Are_Wonderful_3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

8:30 a.m. and she is still so horrible that i can't describe it.

[–]WheatlyFTW3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

10:21 AM CT. Still worst than prostate cancer.

[–]eoinnll3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

11:29 pm Beijing time and she still hasn't had an original thought.

[–]0DegreesCalvin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

1:54 PM MDT. I would like to report that Amy Schumer is awful.

[–]LordGalen2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

4:42 EST, I smirked at something she said, it might be getting bet... oh, no no, nevermind, it was just a glitch, back to being horrible.

[–]Gengar112 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:20 PM and I want to blow my brains out. You know just in general, but watching anything about, around or has Amy Schumer in it helps make it even more tempting,

[–]l---deleted---l2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

4:33PM MST and I still hate her fucking Old Navy commerials.

[–]raspymorten2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

3:50 PM Still horrible.

[–]ImSoBoredThatiUpvote3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

6:54 GMT+8, still horrible. I understand that different people have different taste but to see that some loves the taste of this disgusting pile of excrement is even ridiculous

[–]southerstar3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:09am she sucks donkey dick

[–]Cairanmac11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

10:49 GMT, still shit

[–]SDAEB-LANA1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

7:31am est It is so horrible that I feel bad for her mid-set.

[–]tedleyheaven1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

12:03 GMT. Just checking in, also awful with lunch.

[–]f-r1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's 7:46am and OU still sucks!! Like Amy Schumer.

[–]Hungover_Pilot 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

8:03 AM, for a brief moment I thought it had gotten better. Turns out I was just eating my leftover chipotle. Amy's standup has not improved

[–]Alasaurus9 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

7:15. She's bad!

[–]haylz923 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

12:04PM can confirm Schumer sucks

[–]johnnyx2534 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's like 6am here and she's still fat and terrible

[–]SjayL3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:12 am. No improvement.

[–]_Not_Bruce_Wayne_2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wanted to give it some time, so now it's 9:52 AM and she still has yet to impress.

[–]Minimum_balance1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

9:44 am, she's actually funny now!!!! Wait.....never mind.

[–]conntick1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm seeing this a whole ten hours later and it's awful. I'm beginning to think we won't see any improvement at all

[–]prodigalkal72 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can confirm. 10 + 5 hours later. Time, 5.53. still awful.

[–]brownninja971 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

wait guys I think I think its finally getting better, oh nope ok yeah its still shit.

[–]SlaughterHouze1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

17 days in the future, no improvement in sight...

[–]CMDR_welder2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

13:31 pm

Confrmed still shit

[–]Macscotty1 105 points106 points107 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Don't give her ideas for her next cum based joke.

[–]BeentheredonethatAus 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I felt sick inside when she made that joke. Her delivery was terrible.

[–]JayceJace3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Seriously though, what is up with that delivery? She's a professional comic or at least supposed to be one. My grandma has better delivery on jokes.

[–]gaedikus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

link to reference?

[–]Caoimhi2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Unless your going to write the joke for her to steal, there's nothing to worry about. She's not funny enough to write her own jokes.

[–]Torres097 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

10:31 pm still sucks

[–]RockytheHiker4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

3:40 AM, weed confirmed doesn't make her funny.

[–]that_snarky_one3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

12:58 central standard time. Still terribly unfunny.

[–]Jrrolomon3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree. I am here in the subreddit room to discuss.

[–]c0ldsh0w3r3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

0112 CST. She's still not funny.

[–]GovtCheese13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

11:38 pacific time.

Still terrible

[–]FleshAndBone4203 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So saltier over time?

[–]Bjomi3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh, it had been some time since I last thought about the cumbox. Thanks for the reminder, I'm off to take a shower.

[–]boonhet2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

12:33 PM here. I've never seen her, nor do I intend to.

[–]jakeair2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It ages like cat milk in heat, you didnt really want it to begin with, but now its probably toxic

[–]BackFromVoat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

1434 here and her comedy still sucks.

[–]Dr_Henry_Armitage1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

2:31 pm she's really good here in the twilight zone.

[–]_meh_whatever1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The Value

[–]baref00tmama1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Like milk.

[–]Eab5431 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

1:41 pm and all is not well.

[–]PippenFresh 135 points136 points137 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Sirs and madams of l'troll land! We shalt reconvene at 12:33PM every night henceforth to ruin Amy Schumer, for she is not one of our waifu m'ladies!

Or maybe she just sucks and is out of material.

[–]heheohyeah 38 points39 points40 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

look, i'm gonna have a hard time attending these meetings if they're at 12:33PM every night. i could probably make it to the 12:33PM afternoon meetings, but definitely not the night ones.

[–]NobleShitLord2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It doesn't sound like you're truly committed to this.

[–]MuhTriggersGuise3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

out of material

She had material at one point?

[–]explicitlarynx5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/doesamyschumerstillsuck

[–]ataraxy4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's 67 degrees outside...

[–]SethDraconis4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just to add to this. It is 12:08PM now where I live and I can confirm Amy Schumer's comedy is still absolute shit. Also, she still looks like a garbage pail kid. See you guys at the next meet.

[–]Blakesta9993 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

2:07 here, still... not funny.

[–]BrandonOR3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is "current year", Amy Schumer still isn't funmy

[–]420_Towelie3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Checking in, 8:34 am in Europe, Amy is still a bad comedian, probably the worst I've ever heard talking.

[–]overcloseness3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

9PM here on the 16th. Looks shit from here too

[–]Gearthquake3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

4:54 A.M. Still trash

[–]Dragoru3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:31am Eastern here, she's still god-awful.

[–]ralpher3133 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Currently, it's 10:40A.M. CET and Amy Schumer continues to not be funny.

[–]Mobilmaster2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's 06:21 in my timezone and I've never seen a more delusional and bad comic that this human female.

[–]timothymodine2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nice to meet you. I agree.

[–]KillBill_OReilly2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's now coming up on 12:33pm here in the UK, just here to report that Amy Schumer is still a terrible comedian.

[–]freerichgangoce2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

checking in at 9:10 AM, can still confirm she's incredibly shitty

[–]Body_Pillow_Bride2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's 9:39 am. 6 days later. Amy Shumer still sucks.

[–]Diaozhatian861 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

12:02 am, almost a week later and Amy Schumer's stand up routine still hasn't improved any.

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:42 3/16/2017, GMT -3:00, Buenos Aires Argentina.

Amy Schumer still hasnt run a mile in her life and her standup is bull crap.

[–]Kitoace1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

7:54 pm eastern. Can continue and confirmed she has been and continue to be useless shit v

[–]Carnivorousbeaver1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy shit i'm at 12:02. I went back in time, I must make sure I say Amy Schumer is horrible to break it!

[–]DJShamykins1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm liberal as fuck and I hate the shit out of her

[–]mephistophelessoul1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

13 days later, still trash.

[–]Diaozhatian861 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Stamped, signed, and confirmed.

[–]YouCantStopAH1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

16 days later, 3:29AM. Still horrible.

[–][deleted]1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Checked and confirmed.

[–]Motobicycling1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's 4:55pm on a Wednesday and Amy schemers standup is still terrible

[–]ShitDickAdams1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

3:59 a.m 2 months later.

Still terrible

[–]Neezon 94 points95 points96 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

No you don't get it, we all just have an agenda against her.

An agenda not to watch shitty comedy for me at least

[–]extracanadian 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't know about you but I get my weekly orders in the mail from Trump and his army of club alt right. Once I decode it with my ring it usually just tells me to drink Ovaltine and hate Muslims.

[–]darksideofhumanity1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd rather listen to my dangling unmentionables sing the songs of their people in a blender on pulse full of nails and bleach.

[–]PhilthyMcNastay1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have an agenda against horrible comedy.

[–]helloboots 76 points77 points78 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

"Who is this sub Reddit"

[–]Lidiored 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The 400 pound conspirator.

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This guy?

[–]Diaozhatian86 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It's 4chan

[–]Silly_Balls 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

That fucking kid again. Why doesn't the government just arrest him already?

[–]PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Because he hacked the government.

[–]Affar1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This means he has information on us all

[–]Magnum0071 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

WAIT. WHAT OF 4CHAN IS PAID BY RUSSIA... NO WAIT... WHAT IF 4CHAN IS PUTIN HIMSELF?

[–]angrylawyer 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I saw another similar article where the title was proclaiming Reddit has an agenda against Amy, then in the article the writer explains she went to the_donald, did a search for Amy schumer, and found comments from people who didn't like her special.

So Reddit+trump+hating female comics = we're all misogynists now.

[–]calebcholm2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A special kind of "room".

[–]Steakismyfavoriteveg1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think they are related to the hacker 4chan!

[–]AramisNight1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's the Troll known as "Sub-Reddit".

[–]NoblePineapples 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

11:37 PM Mountain time, I can confirm Amy Schumer is terrible. Further thinking is needed, will report back after a night of rest.

Edit: Alright so I've woken up, took a shower, and started watching my youtuber subscriptions. It took me a total of two seconds to come to the final conclusion, Amy Schumer is shit.

[–]jblank66 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/amyschumersnotfunny

[–]Keenkeem 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

We just never leave

[–]chmilz 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Meet" implies we're not always already here and that's absurd. Do any of you leave? I'm confused.

[–]Douglerful2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

3:29am, it's very terrible

[–]chocolate_bread2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sure we do, every time the narwhal bacons.

[–]OhCleo2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

...and look at the facts that people offer showing her clearly ripping off jokes and skits from other comics. And then we form an opinion.

It beats me how she can deny stealing. Especially that clothing store bit with the black sales assistant. It's almost frame-by-frame identical.

[–]DrillBit_Duncan2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Let us meet back here in this sub Reddit at 5PM to discuss.

[–]gothika46222 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Huh. I guess you didn't get the invite.

[–]Rizzpooch2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/letsnotmeet

[–]souredPA2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

savage

[–]675849131122113102 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

9:21am, turns out she's actually.. oh wait nvm she still sucks

[–]Yellow-5-Son2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]BadReputation26112 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would like to invite you to a super secret subreddit room meeting. Please be there at 1900CT to discuss how we will move against Amy Schumer next. I should probably give you fair warning that the Russians will be there in disguise.

[–]MomoYaseen2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

come along at different times

Ruthless

[–]Pmt3ddy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh shit, look at the time. I'm late for my /r/gonewild meeting.

[–]fleebinflobbin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Right? All she had to do was be funny...

[–]vTesla2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

10:17am UK. Political position: far left Verdict: Still awful

[–]Imaw1zard1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well it's much easier for her to think we're a pile of losers who take time off our day to schedule a meeting and just shit talk her, she can just say to herself "buncha losers I don't have to take them seriously" In reality it's just normal ass people passing along a thread all agreeing shes overrated.

[–]MrMoustachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey guise, we alt right anti Amy meeting up in here?

[–]one-hour-photo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

how did we meet on here? do we all talk somewhere else and then decide on a time to meet.

[–]iluvmushroomclouds1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I tell my mom that I'm gone to go meet my friends in a reddit room.

[–]Jonnah_Hill1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This comment made me laugh harder than anything in her special

[–]aboutblank1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

5:00PM 19 hours later, Amy Schumer's comedy is bleh

[–]moush1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're not a part of any secret cabal chat rooms?

[–]ahyeg0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I actually think she's pretty funny

[–]ahyeg9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

looking

[–]WhyLisaWhy-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not a fan of hers either, but there are a group of people on here organizing to brigade her

one two three four

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

t_d is not representative of Reddit as a whole, please don't insinuate that something they do is something Reddit does. That's like saying we all share the extremist opinions of SRS

[–]gayboosack 2566 points2567 points2568 points 9 years ago (97 children) | Copy Link

calling yourself brave is the second lamest thing in the world right next to wearing your own band's t-shirt

[–]240to180 583 points584 points585 points 9 years ago (30 children) | Copy Link

The irony is that three minutes into her special – this isn't an exaggeration, it's actually at 3 mins into her special – she mocks people who call themselves "brave".

What bothers me more is that you'll never see other comics defend themselves on social media the way Amy Schumer does. There are plenty of comics – Jim Jefferies, Louis CK, Chelsea Peretti, Bill Burr, Sarah Silverman – who make jokes that are much more offensive than Amy Schumer. The thing is, they let their comedy stand on its own. They don't try to explain it away. And I respect that much more than I respect someone like Amy Schumer who feels the need to spout some feminism bullshit in order to sell herself. And that is all she's doing.

[–]Mugilicious 137 points138 points139 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

jokes that are much more offensive than Amy Schumer

Nothing is more offensive than Amy Schumer

[–]NoDudeImScared 45 points46 points47 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

She really Schumered it.

What? Schumered it. It’s just this thing people say around the office all the time. Like when you screw something up in a really irreversable way, you Schumered it. I don’t know where it comes from though. You think it came from Amy Schumer?

I don’t know. Who knows how words are formed.

 

[–]_pulsar3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is going to take longer than I thought.

[–]TheSuperSax1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is it from Amy or Chuck, though?

[–]spoida3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Except the smell of her vagina.

Even Amy Schumer is offended by the smell of her vagina.

Vagina.

[–]Mugilicious3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

VUGIYNAH

FTFY

[–]Boel_Jarkley 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The difference between all of those comedians and Amy Schumer is that they make funny jokes that are offensive, but Schumer makes offensive jokes because she thinks it's the offensiveness that makes them funny.

[–]NotThatEasily4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think that's a trap many female comics fell into in the 90's add early 2000's. They thought people laughed at the men because they were crass and that was all they needed to do to make it. Amy Schumer would have grown up on Andrew Dice Clay, which explains her "comedy" style.

[–]lukky_pierre3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The irony is that three minutes into her special

... so you admit to watching at least 3 minutes of her special?

[–]Broken_musicbox2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow, I never realized that I liked Sarah Silverman more than Amy Schumer, but I do. When the hell did that happen?

[–]nopossum1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought she was mocking people who call people like her brave for getting naked. Did I miss something? tbh I wasn't paying that close of attention and cba to rewatch.

[–]humpygantz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope one day Ali Wong can make some fun of this stupid defense

[–]TheAughtSpectrum1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree with you, but at the same time I constantly joke about stupid shit humans do, that I also do. If I did stand up it would be pretty much be me talking shit about everything I do in life because I hate people and myself and oh god mommy why didn't you love me

[–]prettyraven1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She addressed the whole joke stealing thing on Jim Norton's podcast a few years ago. First she denies it before she goes in to lengthy, and over the top whiny rant about how busy she was when these accusations surfaced, so she should be forgiven if she maybe accidentally, "borrowed" from some other, more talented folks. She's constantly defending the indefensible.

[–]Throwawayfor751 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Louis CK is one of the whitest dudes on TV and has unapologetically said the N word on stage multiple times, he doesn't then go around trying to explain away why he said it and accusing anyone who was offended of being "anti-whatever"

[–]hesoshy-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What bothers me more is that you'll never see other comics attacked by neckbeards on social media the way Amy Schumer is

[–]southsideson7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

See Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook.

[–]NoBudgetBallin-5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They also probably don't receive even 1/10th the hate and trolling that she gets on a daily basis. It seems like someone that gets as much vitriol thrown at them as she does would be more likely to defend herself.

[–]paperairplanerace11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If she didn't constantly complain about it and take all the bait ever and keep whining, most whoevers would have found a new fish by now.

[–]NoBudgetBallin-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I highly doubt that.

[–]paperairplanerace4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Spoken like someone who has never baited a fish, in this sense. There is a strong, strong chance that I have spent more time with the subculture involved than you have. Her responses are why she's a great target, and her choices perpetuate the cycle.

[–]Resevoir_Dog6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Exactly. Like whats the point of her post? If she really believes only trolls are tanking her ratings why feed the trolls? Like who was that post aimed at?

[–]NotThatEasily3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's aimed at her Facebook and Tumblr followers to give them their talking points for defending her.

[–]paperairplanerace2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It reads like it was aimed at herself, crying, in the mirror, lol. I was a bit more of a tryhard when I was a teen, I know what it's like. She just still is one haha. Seems to be a thing with celebrities, though, I mean, a lot of her identity is predicated on her public perception. Sometimes we all need a little "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" ...

[–]dimidunnit3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Look at Sarah Silverman--the only time she's ever gotten as much shit as Schumer is when she went out of her way to antagonise Bernie people and then defend herself in the aftermath. Otherwise, she does shit, some people might moan, and then everyone gets over it. Schumer keeps responding, so people keep complaining. It's a feedback loop.

[–]czar_king2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah fam. So many people get way more hate their her everyday. Like Obama when he was trying to pass Obamacare. She just is trying to push her delusions onto others

[–]Helplessromantic6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A really easy way to stop the hate is to

  1. stop stealing jokes

  2. tell better jokes

  3. Stop branding yourself as a feminist hero when you are anything but

[–]NotThatEasily5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

4) Stop bragging about sexually assaulting people.

[–]NoBudgetBallin4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Comparing the behavior of a US President to that of a comedian maybe isn't very apt?

[–]czar_king2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fair enough

[–]Jrrolomon 523 points524 points525 points 9 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link

If she wants an example of bravery she should look at Apple and what they did with the headphone jack.

[–]ultrat1lt_ 376 points377 points378 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

thats hardly brave, take a look at samsung, they put their whole device on fire, thats what i call brave

[–]SimbaLikeTheLion29 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

You think that's brave? You must not have heard of Caitlyn Jenner. She's brave, beautiful AND a hero.

[–]Clarkkkey 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Buckle up Buckaroos!

[–]Defoler 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I laughed for a full 5 minutes just reading it. Thank you.

[–]Hingl_McCringleberry1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How stunning and brave of you

http://i.imgur.com/MgyMeBU.png

[–]Katastic_Voyage 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Caitlyn Jenner is SO BRAVE she removed her own headphone jack.

[–]super-metroid0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bruh

[–]Cgn382 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He did not make this world. Making jokes about the shit we are supposed to believe is really the best thing left in this world.

Well puppies are still cool.

[–]Spoiledtomatos1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love your name

[–]brennancurrin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Now that's what I call music

[–]alebwi1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But take a look at Huawei. How do you even pronounce that?

[–]Affar1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow.ee

[–]notLOL1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LIke the movie with the red hair protagonist? Samsung cosplaying their devices

[–]Mrnoone6964 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have an iPhone 7, still laughed.

[–]Jrrolomon2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Same here... I'm currently typing this on my phone with a lightning to 2 lightning port adapter, with a lightning to 3mm headphone adapter and headphones plugged into that, and a lightning charging cable plugged into the other port. Pretty happy with the phone other than that.

I think I'm the brave one overcoming all the 3mm bullshit with adapter bullshit!

[–]Mrnoone6961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, I took the whole thing into consideration before buying the phone, and I came to the conclusion that it probably wouldn't affect me personally all that much. I got it in November, and since then I've really only had two instances where it messed with me. The first was when I wanted to listen to something on my gaming headphones and I tried to put them in before realizing that I needed to go get the adaptor. The second was when I wanted to watch a YouTube video in public, but I didn't have my headphones, so I asked to use my friend's before realizing that it wouldn't work.

[–]HAL90000001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I still cannot fathom how anyone could regularly wear and also not lose those idiotic Apple wireless headphones.

[–]Dante_The_OG_Demon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, that's just stupidity.

[–]dugongAKAmanatee1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Apple's always been ahead of the curve (or trying dumb things depending on perspective). They got rid of the floppy drive years before it died out, and even though the Newton was a flop it was original.

[–]itstingsandithurts 77 points78 points79 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Unless it's wearing your own bands tshirt ironically

[–]smacksaw 99 points100 points101 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Which is brave

[–]itstingsandithurts 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Unless, of course, they're calling themselves brave for doing so. Unless they're doing that ironically too.

[–]king_of_the_universe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You could also wear it inside-out and let people wonder if that's meant ironically or something.

[–]Antrtca8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How is wearing your own band's tshirt lame? Thats like saying wearing your own teams or company's logo is lame.

[–]Lynch_King2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think he meant during a concert. I've seen musicians advertise their merchandise all the time but they almost always refrain from wearing their stuff on stage during a performance.

[–]Puskathesecond2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't follow all these rules man!

[–]fatpat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're always safe with a Slayer tshirt. \m/

[–]uitham1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not really a band but flatbush zombies wear their own tshirts all the time and i havent seen anyone thinking its lame

[–]Cgn38 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She is repeating what her publicist "cocaindealer/priest/scientology coach/mother" is telling her.

I am serious the women is mentaly retarded. She does not slur her words much so everyone goes, "it's a funny girl telling other people's jokes and saying Vagina when confused." Hilarious!!!??1111 If you actually listen to the woman talk she is just not home. Vagina!

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT5 9 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Fucking your own sister is up there.

[–]fatpat 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Wasn't that Lena Dunham?

[–]kenabi1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She molested her own sister. So I guess sort of?

[–]asus3000 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Oh, I'm sorry Amy, were you just now storming the beaches of Normandy while bullets were flying at you and bombs were exploding all around you?

[–]fatpat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I heard that in Bill Burr's voice.

[–]asus30001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bill has probably had a big influence on my sarcasm lately.

[–]southsideson2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh Jesus!

I wonder how many of his listeners are old enough to know that he's doing Archie Bunker there.

[–]asus30002 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I miss old Archie. :)

[–]o2lsports2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Idk there's definitely room for greyness there. Chance wears that 3 hat all the time, for Chance 3, and it's dope. Kanye wears Yeezys etc

[–]WhatPlantzCrave5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lets not compare bands and Kanye fucking west

[–]DeMilan0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree, most bands suck. :\<sup>)</sup>

[–]velocity0102 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe that Ron Paul bravery jerk we had a couple of years ago was ahead of its time.

[–]Rocksteady2R2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not sure I get why wearing your own band t-shirt is bad. calling yourself brave - now, i get that part. but I think if you're in a band and you're out there gigging and doing the work, isn't a little bit of self promotion okay?

If I saw Robert Smith wearing a Cure shirt, I think I'd agree - ya know, maybe that band "gets" that guy, and he respects them enough to wear their/his t-shirt for how they speak to him.

I see Hank Rollins in a Black Flag shirt? - "I bet you he's been that angry and frustrated before." (Much Love Hank!)

I see Michael Bolton with a Michael Bolton Tshirt on? "Man, that guy sure does love his hair."

I'm just not convinced that any of that is bad.

[–]Andoo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Tom Papa was on JRE and had a thing about calling all the fat women at the Oscars brave. It was pretty funny reading this and thinking of him saying that.

[–]SoundMasher1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whoa, whoa hey let's not be so hasty...

[–]fatpat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Metal Pass Confirmed

[–]Lasagnahead1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yea

[–]ZombieGoop1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Quoting yourself is a close third" -ZombieGoop

[–]Imaw1zard1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A lot of people wear their own band's t-shirts to advertise them, calling yourself brave is second lamest thing to calling yourself "smart"

[–]paperairplanerace1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well said. These are both things that are okay up until about age 14 or 15, then should be stopped immediately.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I'm so brave" stfu you're literally making millions you can pay some guy to filter out mean msgs.

[–]angomangorangotango1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can see why you would be wearing your own band's t-shirt. It's to spread publicity

[–]MythicalDraught1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The only shirts I have are the ones I've stolen from my band :(

[–]supersonic-turtle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or like saying "I am so humble"

[–]wrekd1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What if you're Spinal Tap?

[–]Yellow-5-Son1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]recon_johnny1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She also said strong and beautiful.

So.....clearly delusional. As well as unfunny.

[–]smookykins1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

giving yourself a nickname

[–]kykr4221 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched the preview on Netflix and she makes fun of the fact that she was called brave for her underwear picture, then calls herself brave😂 can't make this shit up

[–]Keypaw1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fuck that shit. If I was in a band I'd wear that shirt all the time.

"Why's my shirt say Donkey Cunt Punch you ask? Well. Lemme tell you"

[–]DrasticGoDown1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

For her sake I really hope she doesn't believe her own hype.

I won't deny that she has some talent as a comedian but much of her success is a result of great timing -- she's made it big as a female comedian making dirty jokes in an era of "girl power" and political correctness. Her entire act is based on the fact that she makes jokes about stuff that up until this point I suppose women were expected to keep private (vagina hygiene, periods, sexual partners, etc).

If she legitimately thinks that everything she does is perfect and that she's the biggest female comedian of all time, well... things won't look so great when her schtick is no longer in vogue. No matter, though, as she'll have millions of dollars to console herself.

[–]Throwawayfor751 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What about Lemmy Kilmister wearing a Motörhead shirt?

[–]logic_forever1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Source: Apple.

[–]Traway84 9 years ago [recovered] (78 children) | Copy Link

Hey, Amy, maybe you're just not funny.

[–]jockheroic 1307 points1308 points1309 points 9 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link

The funniest thing to come out of Amy Schumer's mouth was Anthony Jeselnik's dick.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

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[–]-StopRefresh- 252 points253 points254 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

She's probably going to steal that joke now.

[–]Tier_1_Masturbator 86 points87 points88 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Jockheroic stole it from one of the roasts.

The circle of life.

[–]willyoupleaseSTFU 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Isn't that godfried? What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einsteins cock!

[–]Imaw1zard3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Muh vagina

[–]clueless_as_fuck3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's not stealing! It is called taking a paraller ownership of the original material.

[–]cotsy933 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well she knows this is where we conspire against her so she's probably lurking somewhere looking for good material to steal.

[–]right_wing_liberal 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

This comment is funnier than anything she's ever done.

[–]silentloler 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

This comment is also funnier than anything she's ever done, but I upvoted you because you're right and not because you were funny

[–]right_wing_liberal2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have an upvote for also not being funny but right

[–]grizzlyhardon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Alt right, therefore attacking Schumer

[–]silentloler1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's not "attacking" if she likes it :)

[–]redditATworkBC1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

and in true Schumer fashion, they stole this joke from the roast of roseanne.

[–]Broken_musicbox1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Your comment about that comment is funnier than anything Amy's ever written.

[–]healzsham 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Does this sound like a Daniel Tosh quote to anyone else?

[–]DriveByStoning 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It was a Jeff Ross roast I believe.

[–]shadyxGKMC 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She'll use this joke at her next show

[–]Agoonga2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hate Jeselnik's style too.

[–]redeemer472 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've heard this joke somewhere... was this from a roast?

[–]BukM11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

its also the smartest thing to come out of her mouth

[–]haunt_the_library1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A+ burn

[–]itstingsandithurts 292 points293 points294 points 9 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

She's not even the funniest blonde female comedian named Amy

[–]goes-on-rants 216 points217 points218 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

I can name two off my head: Poehler and Sedaris.

[–]DurasVircondelet 136 points137 points138 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I know a lady at work named Amy who is funnier

[–]itstingsandithurts 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well, it's not a high standard to beat

[–]GuacamoleRob 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I was imprisoned in the gulag in the 1970s, and subjected to a number of experiments with medications and forced to participate in a number of psychological studies.

One battery of tests involved being sleep deprived for several days, then being handed a stack of flash cards which had to be put in a certain order. Sometimes it was something like an alarm clock, picture of a tooth brush, picture of breakfast, picture of car keys, picture of man driving a car. If you were lucky, they'd throw you a thick stack of cards with numbers on them.

If we were slow or acted confused, the guards would lob off a toe and force you to work off the adrenaline rush by organizing flash cards.

That battery of tests was proctored by a woman named Amy. Still funnier.

[–]n0vad2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We don't have Amy's in Russia or the USSR, but good effort.

[–]grizzlyhardon3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My dogs name is Amy and she's hilarious compared to Schumer

[–]BlindGuardian4203 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Probably way more attractive as well.

[–]undercome 78 points79 points80 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Adams, even.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Plus she's actually nice to look at

[–]NoDudeImScared3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And Poehler is enjoyable in her shoes and movies.

[–]myunderstandings4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I prefer my women barefoot.

[–]The10thSecretAgent 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Knope.

[–]Yellow-5-Son1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]timothymodine0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

WRONG

[–]theprinceofkanada 428 points429 points430 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

Girls are funny, get over it.

[–]swohio 153 points154 points155 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Now say "muh vagina."

[–]surpriseprofessional 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

muh vagina

Walk through concert doors

And roam all over coliseum floors

I stepped on stage, at Live Aid

All the people gave an applause that paid

[–]michaelcmetal3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Muh Vagina!

[–]WhaleUpInTheSky 304 points305 points306 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

All girls. Every single one of them, without exception.

[–]Saskyle 231 points232 points233 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Just get over yourself, they are funny okay? Now say Vagina

[–]Haenep 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Vagina.

[–]RadioactiveTentaclesCunt - 1 Word 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well duh. Stupid people are always funny.

[–]carbohydratecrab 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, but not intentionally.

[–]echoesinthenight4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And when all girls are funny, none of them are.

[–]fezzam2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did they change the definition of the word funny when we weren't looking?

[–]AyyyyLeMeow1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Remember that girl who died in a car accident? Hahaha she was so funny!

[–]precipitus 40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

And smart, super smart and funny

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And down to earth, beautiful, and independent.

[–]thekamara 30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't forget they are super smart

[–]vassie981 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wait wait wait. HANG. ON. Were these South Park moments referenced towards Amy Schumer?

[–]ricksaus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Tina fey

[–]Yellow-5-Son1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT59 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And maybe you are a fat whale, who looks like mrs piggy. And who rapes drunk passed out dudes.

[–]VR_MFLB6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her writers are also not funny.

[–]Jonne 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Tried watching her special on Netflix the other day with, we turned it off after 10 minutes. It was just not good, and she should probably have a doctor look at the issues with her vagina, that shit's not normal. We then tried Joe Rogan's special, which was even worse.

[–]Everything_Is_Koan 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I really liked her sketches in the beginning but after some time it's just "muh vagina, weird sex, I have issues and I'm fat, haha" over and over in different incarnations.

[–]Mr_5oul3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And I believe we called you narwhal. Even though whale works too.

[–]asus30002 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"but muh vagina!"

[–]SethRichForPrez2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, but she has a smelly pussy though.

[–]BermudaGuy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She honestly isn't, she got lucky comedy central chose her as their token female commedian... Why not someone funnier like Chelsea Perreti, or literally anyone else.

[–]dontriplease2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Watched bits of the special while the wife was watching. Can confirm she just isn't fucking funny.

[–]kitatsune2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My sister watched the special, I watched some of it, that some of it was funny, but the rest were really a hit or miss.

[–]justinsayin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But she is ugly though.

[–]kitatsune2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, she is.

[–]justinsayin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's easy for you to admit that, sure. But could you say she's a crude and vile person?

[–]kitatsune3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She doesn't take responsibility for her own mistakes and actions? Yes; she does that. Does she blame others for said mistakes and actions? Yes; she does that.

So she is a crude and vile person.

[–]Girtzie2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's so funny when she talks about her vagina, girls are funny, get over it

[–]Yellow-5-Son2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]lolpz2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Funny how she blames the alt-right, but she's using the same technique that they use. Everything is fake unless it's good news.

[–]pmckizzle2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

no you're just obviously a sexist nazi troll, shes hilarious. I mean she said as much. ^^^<sup>/s</sup>

[–]Enshakushanna1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

in the words of ron 'tater salad' white: "boy, you know it seems like after about 39,000 times youd start to go 'maybe its me?'"

[–]Slaphappydap1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I though her show, some segments in particular, was terrific. I watched this special and turned it off about halfway through. I assumed I just wasn't in the mood, and personally my mood at the time has a lot to do with how funny or entertaining something is. Interesting that so many other people found it boring or unfunny.

Maybe the second half of her special is cock-explodingly funny. I'll probably never know.

[–]Vip3r20 5955 points5956 points5957 points 9 years ago (552 children) | Copy Link

"I am the first female comic who is selling out arenas all over the world."

LMAO seriously? SERIOUSLY????

[–]Quintar86 2334 points2335 points2336 points 9 years ago (68 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, she is pretty delusional.

[–]Lt_Lysol 609 points610 points611 points 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

i guess she wasn't content stealing other comics jokes. May as well steal their accomplishments.

[–]l8trfire 122 points123 points124 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

She looks like she stole from their wardrobe too, which would explain the illfitting outfit.

[–]EricSanderson 62 points63 points64 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Here's Margaret Cho wearing black leather during her Comedy Central special in 1994:

http://s1.dmcdn.net/Qo4La/1280x720-v8I.jpg

Cho, by the way, did a lot of jokes about being overweight, not fitting the model for female starlets, etc. Sound familiar?

[–]Osziris 24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Plus Cho is way funnier.

[–]lMETHANBRADBERRY 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's not hard.. Even children's leukemia is funnier!

[–]LikeThereNeverWas1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

...so you're telling me she told from Schumer?

[–]percussionisto4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It fit during dress rehearsal.....

[–]l8trfire4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The buffet was full then too.

[–]southsideson3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Are you saying that she ate all of the buffet, or that she was trying to sneak out all of the pudding by filling up her outfit with it?

[–]macfat3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Both

[–]CLSosa3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thats the entire point of the special though, her "leather outfit" special that all comedians inevitably do

[–]tasty_pepitas2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her fame has exceeded her talent, so she has to hire joke writers. Seinfeld, say what you will about him, takes a year to put together a show's worth of material.

[–]eyeplaywithdirt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Do people say bad things about Seinfeld?

[–]tasty_pepitas1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, there are comedy snobs who feel like he's too conventional, not political enough, and that observational comedy is yesterday's news.

I like his new web series, "Jerry Seinfeld drinks coffee with friends as he works through an existential crisis about a life spent doing comedy"

[–]SerenasHairyBalls 9 years ago* [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link

I think you meant to say POWERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and BRAVE now I'm off to LEAD

[–]YouAndMeToo 27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She's been eating some lead

[–]WilliamBott 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She definitely swallows. Just look at her. She isn't missing any meals.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If only

[–]golfgod93 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Women are smart and funny, get over it. -Eric Cartman

[–]wink047 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I watched the first 10 min of her special. It was horrible. She even made the joke that she didn't want to be called "brave".

[–]Fb62 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yea that's great! Now say "Vagiiiiina"

[–]GetOffMyLawn_3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And FIERCE.

[–]oneinch1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

... the way to the all you can eat buffet.

[–]Pure-Pessimism 310 points311 points312 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

the first words out of my mouth after reading this were "pure delusion."

[–]Wraeclast_Exile 86 points87 points88 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

Has she ever sold out any arena, anywhere?

[–]Godimhungover 285 points286 points287 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

I think that's a typo , she means she can fill an arena .

[–]ThePwnter 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Kind of like she can fill her vagina. o.0

[–]Jesus_marley 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

No one on earth could achieve that feat.

[–]ThePwnter 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's why she's always so mad.

[–]mypasswordismud2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Savage

[–]Alurcard1001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

on her own...cause she is fat.

[–]Iamredditsslave9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We know.

[–]YouAndMeToo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey, only she can talk about her vagina that way

[–]Wraeclast_Exile1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

With her lame sex jokes? :)

[–]zero5reveille1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

absolutelydisgusting.tiff

[–]FapDuJour12 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

There were alot of comp tickets to that show. Heavily circulated radio play about free Tix etc.

[–]eyemadeanaccount 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"Please clap."
-Amy Schumer

[–]SerenasHairyBalls3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Underrated comment

[–]Wraeclast_Exile 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So she just asked them to give away free tickets so she could have a "packed place" and feel like fuckin' Chris Rock for a night?

[–]lionheart21893 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

apparently she sold out MSG

[–]fatpat3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think there is a select group of comedians that actually sold out actual arenas. (A few that come to mind: Chris Rock, Dane Cook, Eddie Murphy).

[–]Traiklin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But those are MEN she is the only FEMALE to "sell" out arenas!

[–]altxatu 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Come with me and we'll see a world of pure delusion.

[–]Defoler2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Personally I just face palmed. This is way past delusions.

[–]hellagreg1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Mine were: "Fuck I didn't mean to wake you, sorry."

[–]pepe_le_shoe 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

All I could think while reading this was "what a horrendous narcissistic"

[–]lokedog10201 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Narcissist* FTFY

[–]xr3llx 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

/r/delusionalartists

[–]THE_Masters 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This bitch is off her rocker. "Obsessed" Jesus fucking Christ she literally thinks that's what's going on here? Fucking hell. She thinks the world revolves around her. I feel sorry for her. She acts like she doesn't care but if she really didn't she wouldn't have brought it up at all.

[–]pyfgcrl2 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Who IS the first female comic that sold out arenas?

[–]newoldschool3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wanda Sykes

Ellen DeGeneres

Roseanne Barr

Goldberg

Cho

Betty White

All I could currently recall

[–]safetymeetingcaptain2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can you confirm that any of these women actually sold out an arena? It's a specific feat in a particular type of venue. And did Betty White ever do stand-up?

[–]Rcp_43b2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My reaction was that her claim is bullshit, but you're right: who was the first?

[–]Uncouth_Troglodyte3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Carol Burnett?

[–]Misio2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Victoria Wood was huge in the UK. Jo Brand has also been massive for years. There aren't as many as men but she is by no means the first.

[–]Thetek94 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't really give a shit either way about Schumer, but if you're calling bullshit on that statement, name the first female comedian to sell out an arena? Because I don't think she's lying. FYI, I believe arenas are considered 15,000+ people.

Comedians didn't start to sell out arenas until Eddie Murphy and Dice Clay around the late 80s to early 90s. While there are other female comedians that were more popular than Amy in their prime, I don't believe they even attempted to book stadiums/arenas. For good reason, watching comedy at a venue that big is fucking terrible. I saw Burr at MSG and it was extremely awkward.

Sarah Silverman was probably capable of it, particularly being in that Dane Cook era where he was routinely touring and selling out arenas. Roseanne may have as well, with Eddy and Dice doing it. But AFAIK, they only headlined at theaters.

[–]Quintar861 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was calling Amy Schumer delusional.

[–]happybobjr3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She called herself beautiful, so obviously.

[–]Sydney_Gamer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She sounds hilariously like Trump. That sweet irony.

[–]safetymeetingcaptain1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She really does and is having his same childish reaction to information and events that she doesn't like: call it FAKE NEWS

[–]SirPussPound2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She really thinks the presidential administration gives a fuck about her? lol they've got much more important shit to worry about. Did they trick her into stealing jokes too?

[–]masnaer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey man, girls are funny, get over it!!

[–]AP3Brain0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Reminds me of Trump's insecure cocky lying bitch ass. She must be the other side of the coin.

[–]DoctorWaluigiTime0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just following our commander in chief's example.

[–]clavulanate 9 years ago* [recovered] (206 children) | Copy Link

I wondered about that.... surely Ellen and Sarah Silverman were able to pull big(ger) numbers?

[–]Vip3r20 887 points888 points889 points 9 years ago (77 children) | Copy Link

I immediately thought of Ellen, Wanda Sykes, and maaaaaaayve Kathy Griffin.

[–]BreitbartWasMurdered 453 points454 points455 points 9 years ago (52 children) | Copy Link

Gilda Radner, phyllis diller, Jane curtain...

[–]recipe_pirate 549 points550 points551 points 9 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link

Hell even Joan Rivers probably.

[–]enigma2g 579 points580 points581 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Not probably. Joan Rivers dominated when the industry was way more sexist and she was actually funny.

[–]Spider__Jerusalem 149 points150 points151 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Carol Burnett.

[–]JoeButtsmell 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

That was before my time but I am aware of her show and Tarzan yell. My dad watched reruns when I was but a wee lad bouncing on me grand dad's knee.

[–]Spider__Jerusalem 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

She was a huge celebrity and infinitely funnier than Amy Schumer. There was a time in the US when everyone knew who she was. I bet you that if you showed someone a picture of Schumer, they wouldn't know who the hell she is.

[–]JoeButtsmell 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's a different time now though. Burnett had to actually be funny and probably had some great writers on her show. The tarzan yell is so awesome and funny.

I get Schumer trying to reach as wide an audience as possible. If that's your goal then don't even acknowledge the haters. I mean really, you don't see Doug Stanhope not making it super big. But he's not attacking people who don't like his act. He explicitly states all the time that his crowd is a certain demographic of fukt up individuals.

But Amy is a woman! It's the alt-right and those scummy white males that can't understand muh'vaginal bleeding!

Political correctiness telling us what we should or shouldn't like.

[–]Essea_Deithwen2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She was pretty popular up here in Canada too, my grandparents watched her show so I used to catch it when I was there as a kid.

[–]smookykins2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Tracy Ulman

[–]nebelhund2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My mom is seeing her tonight. She still tours.

[–]JoeButtsmell 173 points174 points175 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Joan Rivers was a national treasure.

[–]JayceJace 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Her voice alone is iconic.

[–]IActuallyMadeThatUp3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dare I say majestic?

[–]TheRedGerund 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She didn't take no shit. She could hold her own against the guys instead of expecting a participation award.

[–]HeadHunt0rUK4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers was actually popular outside of the US as well.

Schumer claims worldwide, but I'd doubt that enough people know who the fuck she is in the UK to sell out an arena.

[–]bruneo3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Right up to the end she was doing shows. Surely in her circuit heyday she was killin' it

Dafuq is Amy on about

[–]howboutislapyourshit2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

God I remember when a lot of people hated her for talking trash on Adele... it's like everyone forgot why she was famous to begin.

[–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's because Joan Rivers knew that she had to actually be funny. She never relied on the "but I'm a giiiiiiiirl" card.

[–]hesoshy0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Never outside the US.

[–]WhysEveryoneSoPissed 185 points186 points187 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Roseanne Barr?

[–]domingolamosa 33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Phyllis Diller

[–]HasselbladHasABad1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rosy O'Donnell

[–]tillthebill2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Midsized car

[–]FrostySpoons2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lily Tomlin? Anne Meara?

[–]newoldschool1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Betty White

[–]III420III 276 points277 points278 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Whoopi Goldberg

[–]MattseW 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm sure Paula Poundstone could sellout a theater at her peak.

[–]IM_MISTER_MEESEEKS2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Live on Broadway is still one of the top 10 stand-up shows of all time.

[–]rillip3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Does Carol Burnett count?

[–]eyesonjune2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was thinking the same thing, trying to imagine the Carol Burnett show done live in such a massive environment as a stadium. Would be a site to see.

Could be pulled off of she was modern so much of her humor is in her facial expressions. You would need massive monitors throughout the stadium to pull it off.

[–]Jbird19922 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers absolutely dude

[–]BuckBallSack1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or Rosanne fucking Barr

[–]House_Badger8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Daniel Tosh

[–]Uncouth_Troglodyte5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Boy pussies don't count

[–]dirkforthree2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How old are you

[–]BreitbartWasMurdered1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Mavs suck.

[–]dirkforthree2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

True dat

[–]Arttherapist1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Curtin

[–]DjTooDank1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

-Michael Scott

[–]CiforDayZServer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

None of those women did arena stand up shows AFAIK

[–]BreitbartWasMurdered1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe not, but they were still funnier than ol pork n beans

[–]underdog_rox1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Paula Poundstone had a good run too

[–]InthegrOTTO871 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lisa Lampanelli like a muhfucker!

[–]lemonpjb1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

None of those people ever sold out an arena, let alone performed in one. What's your point?

[–]dugongAKAmanatee1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lily Tomlin and Jeanne Robertson too.

[–]Dave-Coulier1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Could you link Jane Curtin's stand-up special for me please? Or Gilda Radner's? Those are female comedians, different from being a stand-up comic. They were more successful in sketch comedy and tv. Phyllis Diller did do stand up, but on the club level, not sold-out arena level. Y'all can hate on Schumer's humor level all you want, but you're getting upvotes for naming people that didn't have her level of ticket sales.

[–]BreitbartWasMurdered1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

FREE KARMA CHOO CHOO

[–]MungTao 136 points137 points138 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Rosanne.

[–]expateli 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Without Roseanne, there would be no Amy Schumer. This is a fact.

[–]kenabi4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah but as far as I know, even Roseanne can't stand her shit.

[–]VR_MFLB 50 points51 points52 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I agree with your list. These are talented creative people rather than a manufactured superstar attempt.

[–]platnumcy 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Joan rivers

[–]Calcifer6433 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Kathy Griffin might not do super big internationally but she fills huge venues in vegas and has for years.

[–]jo3yhuds3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

None of them ever even tried to sell out an arena.

[–]Nuro922 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Katherine Ryan

[–]CoconutCyclone1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Chelsea Handler as well.

[–]Totalreboot11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What about Carol Burnett!?

[–]jimbojangles19871 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dude Wanda Sykes alone has sold more tickets then her guaranteed! Also I'd say that even Lisa Lampanelli was far funnier than Amy

[–]NL_Cereal1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No one is going to say OPs mom?

[–]DrStephenFalken1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Griffin alone beat her in that claim. I follow comics closely she's literally the only comic I've ever heard of that can't take a joke or negative reviews. This is coming from a guy that likes her show.

[–]august_landmesser1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rosanne Barr?

[–]cspyny1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wanda Sykes is immensely more funny than Amy Schumer

[–]Bossmaine1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan rivers

[–]Chuckthedog_woofwoof1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Don't forget Roseanne

[–]rabidbot1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Kathy Griffin only does arenas and has sold them out in places like southern oklahoma.

[–]equus0071 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Roseanne Barr was huge in the 80's. Vastly more popular than Schumer has ever been.

[–]DrasticGoDown1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've seen both Wanda Sykes and Amy Schumer live. Comedy is subjective but I think Wanda Sykes is a much better comedian than Amy Schumer.

[–]Spez-is-Top-Cuck0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

fuck wanda sykes

[–]bigiee4 367 points368 points369 points 9 years ago (35 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure Lisa lampanelli was selling out far more than Amy ever was. Am I wrong with that?

[–]Dreaming_in_a_Coma 157 points158 points159 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

I mean her and Lisa basically have the same jokes

[–]TOP_REPOST_BOT 419 points420 points421 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, the ones Andrew Dice Clay wrote 35 years ago

[–]mankstar 92 points93 points94 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

hickory dickory dock...

[–]sourbeer51 285 points286 points287 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

"My vagina swallows 30 cocks"

[–]tangentandhyperbole 74 points75 points76 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

On the next Amy Schumer special.

[–]TragicEther4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"OHHHH!"

[–]Chuckthedog_woofwoof2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oooooooooooooh

[–]DinoDNDave5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who himself was accused of stealing from Sam Kinison

[–]Sour_Badger3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everyone steals from Sam. Dude had a massive joke arsenal.

[–]Uranium434152 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You misspelled Sam Kinison.

[–]Charizard_Allday1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ahhh that's why they suck.

[–]speaksonlythetruth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AAAAYYYYYYYY!

[–]iamBillCosby5 points 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

"I'm a fat white broad with a blown out chooch.......VAGINA"

[–]spud293 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How 'bout them black dicks huh?!

[–]Broken_musicbox2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Except Lisa is funny.

[–]Matterhorn361 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"mah vaginuuuh"

[–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, but Lisa is better at it.

[–]Born_Ruff 66 points67 points68 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Her claim might be somewhat true based just on the fact that these full blown stadium comedy shows seem to be much more of a recent phenomenon.

15 years ago, if you were a big deal in comedy, you would tour theaters with 1000-5000 seats. There were only about a dozen comedians who could pull that kind of crowd consistently on tour. Sure, there were some people doing a handful of stadium shows, but it was definitely an outlier. Even though she was a big deal, I would be surprised if Lampaneli ever did a headlining stadium tour.

Nowadays there are about a dozen comedians regularly pulling stadium audiences. Live comedy has really exploded in popularity. Almost anyone with a reasonably popular TV show can play stadiums now.

That said, many comedians still choose to play smaller venues out of preference. You have massive names like Jerry Seinfeld and Dave Chappelle who could easily fill stadiums still choosing to mostly do smaller venues.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Born_Ruff 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Aziz Ansari has a special on Netflix from Madison Square Garden. I also think Dane Cook was one of the earlier adopters of the stadium format.

[–]showmeurknuckleball3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I liked the first couple Kevin Hart specials, but once he started performing in gigantic stadiums I stopped watching. It's not right for comedy and it ruins the act imo.

[–]nxqv1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Louis CK has a special at Madison Square Garden.

[–]NotThatEasily 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Andrew Dice Clay sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row. I believe he is the only (or at least the first) comedian to have ever done so and that was 27 years ago.

Plus George Carlin, Richard Prior, Robin Williams, Andy Kaufman, Don Rickles, Rodney Dangerfield, and many others were selling out stadiums before anyone had even heard of Dave Chappelle.

[–]RCcola1592 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeup...And coincidentally all men on your list lol

[–]Born_Ruff2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Were they all actually doing stadiums? Kaufman's famous shows all seem to be places like Carnegie Hall, which is about 3000 seats.

[–]DeusMexMachina2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thank you. Makes me a little sad when people think Dane Cook was the first huge comic.

[–]MagnanimousCannabis1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I saw Jerry Seinfeld in Rochester, NY in a very small theater, he was amazing.

The show felt very personal, very intimate and very funny

[–]Nakken0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're right and if you're not from the states this is obvious. Old timers like Ellen, Roseanne, Lisa Lampanelli, Sarah Silverman, Kathy Griffin etc. are all pretty unknown stand up wise where I come from but Amy sold out no pun intended.

[–]rsplatpc 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure Lisa lampanelli was selling out far more than Amy ever was. Am I wrong with that?

To be fair I see Amy Schumer playing Madison Square Garden and other places that size, when has Lisa Lampanelli ever sold out or headlined anywhere near that size of a event?

[–]hesoshy4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You are wrong. Lampanelli barely fills comedy clubs much less arenas in Japan.

[–]Wugambino6041 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd say that's way wrong. She was performing in my city and it was a pitiful turnout,far from a stadium or arena. She's a hack with hack jokes.

[–]jo3yhuds1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, you are wrong with that.

[–]dahriteratin 49 points50 points51 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Joan Rivers at one point maybe?

[–]_doom9 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link

Definitely, she hosted the tonight show. Even won a few Emmys.

[–]chlomyster7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But neither of those are selling out arenas worldwide.

[–]nealxg1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Comics didn't do arena shows then. Dice really started that trend in the late 80s. Then the measure was the Vegas rotation.

[–]p3ngwin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But neither of those are selling out arenas worldwide.

NOW?

no, but Amy claimed to be the first, meaning no one else has EVER done what she has filling arenas.

Which is delusional bullish.

[–]chlomyster1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No. I meant that hosting the tonight show and winning emmys are not selling out arenas. Did Joan Rivers even do arena tours? Seriously, I cant find proof that any woman has actually done it before. Partially because its not something people used to do.

[–]p3ngwin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If Amy is using "arena tours" to falsely equate success, then she's going to be outdone by better female comedians at every angle, and any age.

There's simply no evidence to support Amy's delusions to being the biggest female comedian, ever.

The fact is, she thinks she's on a crusade, she's believes she's a "leader", "powerful, dangerous and brave" and her persecution complex makes her believe she's a victim.

From journalists, to online Trolls, like Reddit, to even the "administration", "the Alt-Right", etc, she believes she's under attack, because just like the Ghostbusters movie, it's not possible the content just sucks.

Must be trolls and sexism, blah, blah, i'm awesome everyone is wrong.....

Yet, she says she's being "..effective, and brings more interests to my work and their obsession with me keeps me going".

Yeah, she's delusional, to think she's the object of people's obsession, that's she's effective....at what exactly ?

"I am strong and beautiful....i will continue to rise and fight and lead..."

She's delusional in so many ways, it's not funny, but then we can add that to the list of ways she's not funny.....

[–]chlomyster1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So.....source on other female comedians selling out arenas worldwide?

[–]6foot8guy3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's GOAT status in my eyes!!

[–]konjo1 164 points165 points166 points 9 years ago* (67 children) | Copy Link

Not saying I like Amy here, but none of those ever filled arenas. Ever.

Ellen was a popular stand up comic that got a show and stopped her comedic career. Sarah Silverman did a lot of specials, went around the circuit and did all that shit.

But neither of them ever booked an arena or could have filled one if they tried.

[–]HAL9000000 128 points129 points130 points 9 years ago* (54 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, I am agnostic about Amy Schumer, but she is right about this -- the others did not book entire arena concerts. Not ever.

It's also super obvious that she is at least partly right about the basic idea that her reviews are skewing bad because of trolls. It's also true that there's a megaphone effect in the media in which trolls sometimes get disproportionately reported about because it's deviant from the norm and gets attention.

It also appears to be true that Schumer has stolen some jokes, but do people have the same hate for Dane Cook that people have for Schumer? He did the same things she's being accused of.

[–]konjo1 113 points114 points115 points 9 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link

but do people have the same hate for Dane Cook that people have for Schumer?

I mean yeah, people hate Dane Cook. Maybe not for joke stealing, but they do hate him.

[–]nuevakl 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Never got that. I like Dane and his stuff was hilarious back in the day. Nobody who came up with him has a bad thing to say. Even Bill Burr said he was amazed when they were doing gigs together back in Boston.

[–]HasselbladHasABad2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And the joke stealing pretty much ended his career in the same manner as hers is ending...Blows up almost over night, movie deals, turns out he's a bit of a fraud, implosion.

[–]Glitsh2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My hate for him started with the joke stealing but definitely grew over time based on him being Dane Cook.

[–]lowlzmclovin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dane cook steals lots of jokes.

[–]AC-Stark1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm a comedian and yes, we all talk about and shame Amy, Dane Cook, and Carlos Mencia specifically for joke stealing regularly.

[–]konjo11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ok, i wasn't really referencing the niche community of comedians and what they hate Dane Cook for.

[–]healious3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Let me know when you have the goal posts lined up how you want them

[–]HAL90000000 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The intensity of the hate isn't the same.

[–]macfurly36 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I disagree. Right now, Amy is really prominent and gets a lot of hate. When Dane Cook was at his height, he was really prominent and getting a lot of hate. More to do with current popularity than gender.

EDIT: Have to add that I'm not a fan of Amy or Dane, but I don't have anything against them either.

[–]HAL9000000-5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He did get plenty of hate, but I still say this is different. Maybe it's the more personal and misogynistic nature of the hate now that feels different (because it is different).

Dane Cook didn't have an entire political movement hating him -- with him it was just people who hate thieves. With Schumer it's not just the thief-haters -- it's also people who have galvanized around this idea that they need to mock women who have success with female-centric comedy. She certainly does a lot of jokes about being a woman, her vagina, sex, etc.... Even if it's true that she isn't very funny, there's something very weird about this level of derision for her doing jokes that aren't really intended for these guys anyway.

[–]macfurly12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Even if it's true that she isn't very funny, there's something very weird about this level of derision for her doing jokes that aren't really intended for these guys anyway.

I can definitely agree with you there, it's why I added that edit to my comment haha. I'm not a fan of Amy at all, so I just don't watch her stuff and life goes on fine. Like you said, just isn't for everyone.

If anyone out there is being forced to watch Amy's standup, please stay strong! I hope you are rescued soon.

[–]paperairplanerace11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

people who have galvanized around this idea that they need to mock women who have success with female-centric comedy

There is so much more to hate about her than that. I like some female comics, including some with female-centric comedy. I loathe how Amy's entire persona and her material revolves around having a vagina, and how her assumptions about reality revolve around being persecuted for it. I loathe that in anyone, but especially people who capitalize on it for fame and fortune.

[–]Seakawn9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She made fun of Steve-O's recently dead friend but told the producers of the roast that anyone making fun of her recent breakup would be unacceptable and cross the line.

[–]paperairplanerace3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who the fuck draws a line at a roast? Why did she sign up for a roast?

That's like when people come in to get a massage (I'm a massage therapist) and are like "but no glutes, no pecs, no feet, no face" and then leave their leggings and socks and a bra on. Like wtf am I supposed to do with you? Why are you here? Did you not know what we do?

[–]Seakawn2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree. That's the one story I needed to know that Amy Schumer is truly retarded and that whoever thinks she's funny is just ignorant to genuine humor (that's decently easy to find).

I just hate that this puts me on the same side with Trump supporters. I may as well share a similar opinion with scientologists on something.

[–]paperairplanerace1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Plenty of Trump supporters have to be right about other things sometimes, it's just probability. When someone is as hateable as Amy Schumer, they'll unite people across impressive divides.

[–]BlindGuardian4202 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd have made my entire roast about nothing but that cow's ex-boyfriend. Who the fuck goes into a roast drawing lines of what's acceptable? And who the fuck considers her own recent relationships more important than someone's dead friend? Oh right, a fat, self-absorbed cunt, that's who.

[–]Seakawn2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh right, a fat, self-absorbed cunt, that's who.

That's putting it politely.

[–]pryoslice5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, Dane also got hate because people hated his style. Here's a sample: http://www.avclub.com/amp/67943.

[–]Seakawn5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Which is incredible.

It's like hating Jim gaffigan for his audience voice, hating Mitch hedburg for his one liners, or hating a ventriloquist for their puppet.

His charades are a mere style, and he mastered it. If you don't find it funny, why hate it or even just criticize it? It makes no sense.

[–]holynorth2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Those are legitimate reasons to criticize....

[–]PenVsEraser1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Haha he didn't master shit. Dane Cook sucks, Amy Schumer sucks, and Carlos Mencia sucks.

[–]kiteless1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have to say, I do hate Jim Gaffigan's "audience voice" but I dont find him particularly funny to begin with.

Dane Cook was fucking terrible and I am glad his career is dead.

I have no ill feelings towards Schumer but that's because my exposure to her has been very limited. Though, it does seem like a lot of dudes hate her just because she is a hugely successful comedienne.

[–]Krellous1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Iliza Shlesinger does woman based comedy, and is much, much funnier, and classier, in my opinion. Jokes can be "adult" without being vulgar. They can also be funny and accessible to men.

[–]paganel5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dane Cook was getting a lot of hate on reddit around 7-8 years ago, at least that's how I remember it. I personally don't care about him (mainly because I'm European and I'm not that much into "comedians" and stand-up comedy) but after reading reddit comments about him I started paying more attention to how he performed in the couple of movies I got to see him in and he was indeed dreadful.

[–]paperairplanerace3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But ... you have Eddie Izzard over there! If I were European, I'd be proud to appreciate standup comedy, knowing we had the best one.

[–]Darkm1tch693 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No man...people FUCKING HATE Dane Cook. I'm no Schumer fanatic myself I give give her act way more cred than his. At least with Amy, some of her hate is legitimately from sexism...Cook is just awful.

[–]AvoidingIowa5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He isn't awful. He had some good jokes and was entertaining, his style was just a bit grating on some people. I'd rather watch Dane Cook than Schumer and it's not sexism, I just don't like her comedic style.

[–]Aperitif5Destruction 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Against all warnings my fiancée and I watched it last night. I cracked a grin every once in a while but largely sat in stony silence. Fiancée was in tears for large parts of it. While I'd like to say that she's a terrible comic, a large part of it might just be that I don't identify with her jokes like women do. Part of it might also be that I already didn't like her as a person and had read the reviews while my fiancée hadn't.

[–]michaelnoir 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I am agnostic about Amy Schumer

You believe that nothing is known or can be known of her nature or existence?

[–]Hezt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lmao right? as soon as I read that I was like bra what the fuck

[–]AmadeusHumpkins2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dane Cook is the biggest punchline in modern comedic history. They guy basically spiraled into depression partly due to the absurd amount of hate that was being sent his way. He fell off the map because of how despised he became, imo unjustifiably. Almost no one deserves as much hate as he received.

[–]CondorTheBastadon2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It became fashionable to hate Cook, much in the same way as people assign irrational loathing to bands like Nickelback and Creed back in the day. Yeah, they all kinda suck, but not at an offensive level. It just became a circlejerky type of thing.

[–]euphonious_munk2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dennis Leary earned a boatload of shit because he stole jokes. It happens.
Amy's comedy is lame; I don't care if she's a woman; I don't care about alt-right, feminism, etc; she ain't funny. Period. Beyond that I don't care about her. Whoopee to Schumer selling out arenas. Popularity does not equal quality. It never has. Every year McDonald's sells millions more hamburgs than any other hamburg joint. That don't make McDonald's hamburgers a quality product- they're cheap and easy. That's it.

[–]GoldenFalcon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If I recall correctly, yes, Dane Cook is treated the same way. But he kind of disappeared, but I'm not 100% at this point. I might be remembering wrong.

[–]myInnerMars1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes people hate dane cook. Probably more than they hate amy schumer. Where have you been the last 10 years lol?

[–]thesmobro1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People did hate Dane Cook back when he was super relevant, and joke theft is one reason why

[–]BuzFeedIsTD1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her fat ass in a black dress with no sleeves didn't help

[–]lesusisjord1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everyone hates Dane Cook except bros. Bros really hate Amy Schumer, along with most others.

[–]buttaholic1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dane cook got a lot of hate... Even before the stuff about him stealing jokes.

[–][deleted]1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dane who?

[–]Tralan1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I actually hate Dane Cook more than Amy Schumer. But generally for the same reasons: unfunny, joke stealing, forced "raunch."

Unless you ask Amy Schumer, then I "totes hate her cuz she's a gurl! XD"

[–]sprite_n_halo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her reviews are skewing bad because most people don't like the special, not just because of some trolls.

[–]HAL9000000-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not the first person ever to make a comedy special that's not that funny.

Also, again, some of this is just the fact that lots of men don't find any women funny at all.

[–]sprite_n_halo3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well I've said this before, but Schumer actually raped a guy and bragged about it at a comedy festival I went to a few years back. So that's why I personally despise her. She's also very unfunny to me.

And as usual, even if some small percentage of the reviews are from woman-haters, it's going to be a small percentage. There aren't that many woman-haters out there. Personally, I'm a huge fan of Tig Notaro and Amy Poehler. Can't stand Schumer for even a second though. Or, for that matter, Dane Cook.

[–]showmeurknuckleball1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People certainly hate Dane Cook with a passion. Amy Schumer's special was also horrible, she was disinterested and drastically unfunny. So she deserves bad reviews. If her special had been good there would be no media reports about trolls.

[–]VIIIMan1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I equally dislike Amy Schumer and Dane Cook.

[–]rdez1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They actually do hate him.

[–]Cattle_Baron1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean Carlos Mencia got a lot of shit for joke stealing.

[–][deleted]1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

but do people have the same hate for Dane Cook that people have for Schumer? He did the same things she's being accused of.

Yeah holy shit the only reason I know of his name and why I'm never going to watch any of his junk is because I saw Joe Rogan outting his ass and then a bunch of different comedians echoing the same sentiment "FUCK DANE COOK".

If you lived under a rock during that era then yeah maybe you don't really hate Dane Cook as much but information travels much faster nowadays and I'm sure he would receive the same ammount of hate as Amy Schumer if he responded the same dumb way she is doing whilst continueing to be a talentless thief.

[–]DynamicDK1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It also appears to be true that Schumer has stolen some jokes, but do people have the same hate for Dane Cook that people have for Schumer?

Yep. Tons of people hate Dane Cook.

I liked him early in his career, but he stopped being funny once he got a bit of fame. Kinda like Amy Schumer. There are quite a few parallels between the two I guess.

[–]TheDavesIKnowIKnow1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It ruined his career.

[–]tdn 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely. There's only really a handful of male comedians who have done stadium tours all around the world.

[–]hakkzpets5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They did especially not sell out arenas all over the world.

Unless you're defintion of "arena" is litteraly any place with a stage.

[–]Stalked_Like_Corn4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ellen Degeneres and company weren't "selling out arenas" because that wasn't a thing then. They sold out the places that were huge at the time. Doing stadiums as big as you could do at that point. It's like saying "an NFL Player from the 80's weren't as good as they didn't make as much money". That's because they weren't paid that then.

[–]groucho_barks3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The thing is that selling out arenas is not really a good thing when it comes to comedy. Once a comedian starts doing arenas it means their comedy is so basic that it appeals to the lowest common denominator of people.

[–]konjo16 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah totally, that is why Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Burr are all old news.

[–]Darkm1tch693 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, what hacks. The comedy world looks down on them with shame.

[–]groucho_barks0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't think any comedy nerd would list any of them in their top ten comics right now. Obviously they have mass appeal, you have to in order to do arenas. But is that what good comedy is about?

[–]welcome2me0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If entire stadiums of people were willing to pay for it.

Yeah, it qualifies as good comedy.

You're just a humour snob.

[–]groucho_barks2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Popular doesn't necessarily mean good. Humor is totally subjective so yes, everyone buying tickets to those tours thinks that type of comedy is "good". That doesn't mean that the comedy is clever or original.

And yes, I am a "humor snob", aka comedy nerd, that's kind of my point. People who are really into comics have higher standards than Joe Blow who thinks Larry The Cable Guy is hilarious.

You may call someone who thinks Bud Light is gross a beer snob. Does the fact that Bud Light is so popular make it a "good" beer? Has it won any taste awards?

[–]tha_dank1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure Silverman only did like one or two specials.

[–]HeadHunt0rUK0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well have any of them actually left the US to do standup though?

Amy claims worldwide, yet I don't think she has ever left the US.

If she came to the UK at any point, she sure as shit didn't tell anyone, and certainly didn't fill any kind of arena we have here.

[–]welcome2me0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, you could have just Googled it...

Friday, August 26, 2016

3 Arena

Dublin

IRE

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Heineken Music Hall

Amsterdam

NLD

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Edinburgh Playhouse

Edinburgh

UK

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Hovet

Stockholm

SWE

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Oslo Spektrum

Oslo

NOR

Friday, September 2, 2016

Forum Copenhagen

Copenhagen

DNK

Saturday, September 3, 2016

O2 Apollo Manchester

Manchester

ENG

Sunday, September 4, 2016

The O2 Arena

London

ENG

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Vina Robles Amphitheatre

Paso Robles

CA

Friday, September 16, 2016

Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre

Irvine

CA

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Santa Barbara Bowl

Santa Barbara

CA

Friday, September 23, 2016

Verizon Center

Washington

DC

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Wells Fargo Center

Philadelphia

PA

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Prudential Center

Newark

NJ

Thursday, September 29, 2016

TD Garden

Boston

MA

Friday, September 30, 2016

MassMutual Center

Springfield

MA

Saturday, October 1, 2016

Oncenter War Memorial Arena

Syracuse

NY

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Wing Events Center

Kalamazoo

MI

Thursday, October 6, 2016

Quicken Loans Arena

Cleveland

OH

Friday, October 7, 2016

Joe Louis Arena

Detroit

MI

Saturday, October 8, 2016

BB&T Arena

Highland Heights

KY

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Bankers Life Fieldhouse

Indianapolis

IN

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Legacy Arena at the BJCC

Birmingham

AL

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Savannah Civic Center

Savannah

GA

Friday, October 14, 2016

FedexForum

Memphis

TN

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Philips Arena

Atlanta

GA

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Amalie Arena

Tampa

FL

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Madison Square Garden

New York

NY

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Oracle Arena

Oakland

CA

Saturday, October 22, 2016

Gila River Arena

Glendale

AZ

Sunday, October 23, 2016

The Forum

Inglewood

CA

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Sprint Center

Kansas City

MO

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Bellco Theatre – 2 shows

Denver

CO

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Air Canada Centre

Toronto

ON

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Canadian Tire Centre

Ottawa

QC

Friday, November 11, 2016

Bell Centre

Montreal

QC

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Royal Farms Arena

Baltimore

MD

Thursday, November 17, 2016

AT&T Arena

San Antonio

TX

Friday, November 18, 2016

Frank Erwin Center

Austin

TX

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Choctaw Casino

Durant

OK

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Toyota Center

Houston

TX

Friday, November 25, 2016

Allstate Arena

Rosemont

IL

Saturday November 26, 2016

UIC Pavilion

Chicago

IL

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Scotiabank Saddledome

Calgary

AB

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Rogers Place

Edmonton

AB

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Moda Center

Portland

OR

Friday, December 2, 2016

Rogers Arena

Vancouver

BC

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Valley View Casino Center

San Diego

CA

Saturday, December 10, 2016*

Perth Arena

Perth

AUS

Monday, December 12, 2016*

Rod Laver Arena

Melbourne

AUS

Wednesday, December 14, 2016*

Brisbane Entertainment Centre

Brisbane

AUS

Thursday, December 15, 2016*

Qudos Bank Arena

Sydney

AUS

Saturday, December 17, 2016*

Vector Arena

Auckland

NZ

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Smoothie King Center

New Orleans

LA

[–]Cgn385 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ellen's real personality is pretty well known outside her cult. The industry knows very well. She could not get crew for a real gig. As a former TV crew person Ellen is a horrible human being, just fucking evil all the time. Really a stand out in TV and that is such a huge statement. She embodies the angry lesbian stereotype in every way. It is amazing to watch. Then plays sweet on camera like a switch got turned.

TV is mostly broken kids an sociopaths who are mostly male with the occasional hot chick, the female psychopaths are notable and quite rare for some reason I will never understand.

[–]fatpat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Damn.

What about Loni Love? Please tell me she's awesome.

[–]UberPassenger4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Neither ever did arena shows.

[–]TinFoilWizardHat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There are so many good female comedians. Someone has to have done better...

[–]welcome2me1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nope. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Mike_Fu2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Roseanne

[–]jo3yhuds2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, they weren't.

[–]MySolidSoul1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ellen? Ellen DeGeneres? Hitchens was right...

[–]fuckitimatwork1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Chelsea Handler played arenas

[–]DeckerR1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rosanne Barr sold out shit like 25 years ago.

[–]snoop_Odin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How about Joan fucking Rivers?

[–]clamsplitter691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can honestly say as soon as I saw her special was on Netflix I immediately gave it 1 star. Very pleased others have done the same.

[–]SuperSaiyanNoob 590 points591 points592 points 9 years ago (75 children) | Copy Link

I really want to see genuine opinions of her from other female comedians and stand up comedians. What a self absorbed idiot.

[–]Kindness4Weakness 249 points250 points251 points 9 years ago (70 children) | Copy Link

Joe Rogan (notorious for calling out joke thieves like Carlos Mencia) has been strangely silent about Amy. He has discussed it on his podcast when the first "Amy is a joke thief" video came out a year or two ago. But even then he gave a politicians response. I'm guessing this is because she was on his podcast previously, or he wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt, or he just doesn't want to cause drama anymore.

Anyways, I haven't heard any comedians on any of the podcasts I listen to call her out on it. I feel like it's because they all watched her come up and have some respect. I'm sure a lot of comedians are bothered by it but might feel like they shouldn't speak up. And in sure many female comedians are just happy a fellow female is doing so well.

Anyways, it definitely is strange how the comedy community is pretty silent about it. If anyone has any videos or tweets from comedians calling her out, I'd love to see them!

[–]ezone2kil 152 points153 points154 points 9 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link

Calling her out is like a war cry to all the feminists. Who wants that kind of noise in their life?

[–]M1972 55 points56 points57 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The whale song

[–]Conquerz2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

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[–]Downvotes-All-Memes 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Uh, comedians that make their livelihood by being controversial?

[–]BlackHawksHockey 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Being controversial is one thing. Pissing of a huge group who has gone after people specifically trying to destroy their life is something else.

[–]Downvotes-All-Memes4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But in this case, for every irate feminist they lose, there's probably one r/pussypassdenied subscriber they gain.

[–]jonesybear1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

people willing to put the pride of the art over their own career. So not many people.

[–]daybreakx-6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Really? Bill Bur and Joe Rogan don't give a fuck about that... you guys are a bit delusional here. She's worked hard and has done for herself, so comedians give her respect. I hate this sjw field we are in, but she's working hard. Not sure why the massive hate erection for her by reddit.

[–]Cgn3814 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The people she steals her jokes from work hard also yet your philosophy ignores her open theft. Also she seems pretty fucking obese for "hard working" she is a comic and personal appearance is part of the damn job. She clearly does not give a shit and then wears things to make that point. So she gets the negative attention she wants, big suprise. She did it.

The fact that she steals most of her material and somehow gets a pussy pass for it is the genesis of this conversation. Unless women are to be considered some sort of special ed types your argument is silly. Call a spade a spade.

Equality means bitches get the same ruleset or its just bullshit.

[–]rainzer17 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

pretty fucking obese for "hard working" she is a comic and personal appearance is part of the damn job.

That seems like a pretty rando criticism though since there are fat comics that don't get shit on for being fat.

It's fair to criticize her for being a joke thief and a shit comic, but being attractive hardly seems to be a requirement for being funny. I mean, Dane Cook is objectively better looking than Louis CK even if you hate the frat boy look and you can't say Cook is a better comic.

[–]Viney5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Louis isn't the best possible shape either, he must not be working hard. Look at all those drugs Bill Hicks and Mitch Hedberg, clearly they weren't working hard.

What an odd fucking criticism of a comic.

[–]Resevoir_Dog3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Its not that odd. They dont get on stage and talk about how gross their dick is for an hr.

There isnt really much of a stigma sorrounding womens issues but Amy uses low brow shock humor like shed the first person to ever tell a fart joke. Except its not a fart joke its a joke about how gross her pussy is?

Shes constantly throwing it in your face. And for the people who "feel" like shes being singled out cause shes a woman? Lol please find me a male equivalent to Amy

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Louie CK doesn't get on stage and talk about his genitals? Or go into great detail about how gross his body is?

[–]Resevoir_Dog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You think he does it in a manner equivalent to Amy?

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Absolutely. I think you could argue that he doesn't do so as often, or rely on it as much. But his bit about walking around all day with a soda can's equivalent of sweat floating in his asshole, or anything he's said on masturbation is pretty on par with what Amy is doing. Maybe we are more ok with dudes talking about their dicks?

[–]Resevoir_Dog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ive never seen anything of his so idk. But i dont think its her subject matter... i don't care about the topic ive watched lisa lampenelli, wanda sykes, chelsea handler, who all talk about womanly topics and its not the same.

And her subject matter parallels her need, to be some sort of role model for unattractive women?

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So.... It's not her subject matter or her topic that is the problem for you. It's that her subject matter is not aimed at you? Or that it's not in line with female comedians that you do approve of?

Also, you've never seen anything by Louie CK but have an authoritative voice about stand up?

[–]Resevoir_Dog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Authoritative voice"? I just have an opinion.... but yeah ive never given him a try.

I explicitly said i dont mind that her material isnt aimed at me? And the point of those other female comedians is that they all touch on the subject matter and arent nearly as obnoxious as Amy.

But whats your angle why do you think she gets the level of hate she does?

Also im not familar with Louis ck but the fact you mentioned a particular bit kinda reinforces my point that its not to the same level as Amy. She has one "shitck" and its been overplayed and not in a tasteful manner

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well I'd suggest checking him out for sure.

I don't have an angle, don't feel strongly about her as a comedian in general. I am, however, always astounded to see the outpouring and am interested in people's arguments.

Like it's the first time reddit comes off as really prudish. Since when is obnoxious and vulgar problematic? Why bolster this woman's career with free publicity by complaining so much that lines get drawn? If her content isn't aimed at you, and you don't like it, then don't watch.

Comedians with a shtick tend not to last too long. Comedians with a lot of controversy can usually keep a name for themselves so long as people keep talking.

[–]Resevoir_Dog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think its more that shes pushed/backed somehow.

Like the only reason i watched her lastest special is because it was randomly on my Netflix homescreen.

also I know its anecdotal but ive never met someone that really enjoys her, at best ive seen "indifferent". So it increases my contempt for her when it seems that the consensus is she fucking sucks but for some reason shes everywhere.... i do think "amy fatigue" has set in and she will decline some from her current peak, but it still amazes me how far shes gotten.

[–]Resevoir_Dog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And yeah I know there is some obvious circle jerk going on regarding her. But i also think alot of the hate is genuine

[–]Rowdy_Rutabaga4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because she just isn't funny. She is a southpark joke come to life.

[–]Palehybrid210 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (20 children) | Copy Link

Maybe because it's still kinda taboo to put down a female comedian. It's taboo to put women down in any kind of profession that's male dominated. It's one thing for nobody redditors to do it but comedians that all kinda share the same base of fans risk upsetting a lot of people. Even if they'e 100% right and what they say is 100% proven, just for them to bring it up is enough in the minds of some people to consider them sexist.

[–]StrangeBedfellas 39 points40 points41 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, just like in presidential elections too

[–]SigmundFloyd76 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Woah, woah. HRC is smart AND funny.

[–]flashlightbulb6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

To quote WJC "That depends on what your definition of is, is."

[–]SigmundFloyd761 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah yes, the famous "...close....but no cigar..." quote.

[–]Whineyfaggots8 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

Joe and Amy are friends so he knows she steals Jokes, but he doesn't want to admit it

[–]Jomaan4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

steaks Jones

Did you stroke out?

[–]NWiHeretic6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

L and K are right next to each other, and a lot of people use reddit on mobile....

[–]fatpat3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Get off the toilet!

[–]MrRedTRex 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yup, it's this. Joe panders to female guests very often and acts the politician towards them and with respect to them that he never would with his male guests. I think Joe realizes that his natural inclination is to be a bit chauvinistic, so he tries to overcompensate by being very politically correct with regards to his female guests.

[–]hewhoisnotyou4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Comedians should really consider turning her actions into a joke. Like "Yesterday I met Amy, had a fun time talking to myself."... "Recently I've met Amy and now the Clown I was planning on having for breakfast is gone..."

[–]cranberrypaul3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Comedians don't give a fuck about all that. It's their job to be taboo. That's why most of them just avoid college campuses now.

[–]Accademiccanada3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Then that's not equality. That's women putting themselves above criticism and therefore above men.

Why can't it be fair?

[–]showmeurknuckleball2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Probably also because it doesn't really matter and isn't gonna change anything if they call her out, and it could come off as jealousy.

I don't really understand how her career happened though. She had a special years ago, which was weird because I had heard nothing about her at all and suddenly had a Comedy Central special, and I follow stand up pretty closely. The special was pretty good, nothing groundbreaking, but funny. Then I didn't hear anything about her for a while, and then suddenly she's everywhere, in movies and has her own show. I guess someone decided that she was marketable. I just don't think her natural talent matches the size of her fame, and that's a recipe for disaster.

[–]fatpat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, sort of like an unspoken rule.

[–]ikorolou1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's taboo to put them down if they make it taboo to do so. For some reason I can't see Betty White pulling this, cuz she wouldn't care enough to be bothered by it

Amy Schumer does seem to care so she makes the hate against her seem huge and evil, and all of a sudden being against her is the bad thing. Tons of people create outrage where it shouldn't be, she is just also famous.

[–]iizkaraa1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

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[–]kragshot1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's only taboo once the "vagina card" is played. As long as they don't play it, they are fair game and if they refuse to play it, then you know that they are in the game for their own merits.

Whoopi Goldberg stood shoulder to shoulder with guys like Robin Williams and George Carlin and didn't flinch once. Joan Rivers gave as good as she got. Wanda Sykes whipped out her strap-on and told everyone to suck it.

Amy got caught stealing jokes and played the "vag and feminism cards" at the same time. So, now she's being handled with kid gloves so to speak. They tolerate her in order to avoid the attacks, but in fact, nobody is going to take her seriously anymore. This special is proving it.

[–]a50atheart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Idk Daniel Tosh bashes women comedians and he does pretty well for himself.

[–]hesoshy0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It isn't. it's just that the whole "joke thief" thing was absolutely a creation of the misogynistic subreddits and never actually happened.

[–]l8trfire-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe because it's still kinda taboo to put down a female comedian.

But for simply being female, everyone and anyone will tear women apart for that. Just look at Congress or this thread.

[–]justimagineme 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

This came up on his podcast this week with Jim Norton. It comes up on his podcast semi-regularly.

He's been pretty consistent in saying he thinks that her stand-up jokes are based on premises that are very simple to come up with and that he doubts she personally is actually stealing jokes, at least not intentionally.

However, he has said he is more suspicious of the writers on her show. He does not go so far as to say that they definitely stole joke premises, but that they at the least subconsciously ripped off things they've seen.

His overall stance seems to be that she and her writers at least suffer from a lack of originality.

Recently he contrasted her show with Key and Peele's show in reference to the originality issue.

Other comedians on his show have been much more willing to imply that she outright steals jokes.

He may be trying to avoid entering another Mencia-esque situation, but he's probably just trying to remain measured, rather than joining the mob, without what he thinks is solid proof.

[–]callmemaybelater3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean South Park ripped her a new one, but then they're not specifically comedians I guess...

[–]Bilski1ski2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The best explanation I read on why it's the general public that are angry about the joke stealing, and not comedians, is that the jokes she re used weren't really someone's unique or personal jokes and more filler gags that a few people have used. It's like if a rapper said, yes yes y'all, or let me hear you say yeah. To the public it sounds like the rapper is re using someone else's lines but the rappers don't see it that way

[–]neotropic92 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The critics are doing enough already. Other comics can leave it alone. They know she isn't getting away with it, so why would they get mud on themselves if they don't have to?

[–]alphaqbtch2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

it could be because shes related to a well known senator and other comedians dont want to have their career ruined by putting her down

[–]Nightstands2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Don't remember the episode number, but Maron called her out on WTF podcast

[–]Alurcard1001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Doesn't want to be forced out of the industry for going after a pet project.

[–]_Search_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, he was pretty obvert about saying he didn't consider her to be a joke thief, blaming people working for her instead.

[–]hulkster691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought the same thing. I'm actually starting to wonder if there's anything to her claims. I heard Rogan bring it up a few times and said the videos don't look good but he didn't elaborate. Maybe there was a reason.

[–]hesoshy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's more like she isn't actually a joke thief like Carlos.

[–]Bintherereddat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The way he framed it was 'when you become really popular for a period of time and everyone wants your material you have to outsource some of the writing'.

[–]cyanide871 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Big jay kinda calls her out on how big she has gotten in such a short amount of time and she just doesn't have the comedy know how quite yet but he is generally supportive because she put him on some shows

[–]cyanide871 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Big jay kinda calls her out on how big she has gotten in such a short amount of time and she just doesn't have the comedy know how quite yet but he is generally supportive because she put him on some shows

[–]razakell1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He was for a while but he has mentioned how it does look like she stole jokes on his podcast sometime in the past few months, he said it was pretty damning from what I remember. Sorry can't remember which podcast though.

[–]Captain_Truth10001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's because she is a woman. Jesus is it that hard to figure out? Women can do no wrong remember?

[–]Slyons891 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm confused about what people are calling for in this thread. What needs to be done? What needs to be called out? So her special is not funny and she's got a big head. It happens to lots of comics. It's part of the business. Some people must find her funny, so what's the problem?

I'm missing the inherent problem here. A person in a profession makes an attempt and doesn't do their best work they've ever done. They think they are better than some people think they are. And??

[–]OgreMagoo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're talking as if you're certain she steals jokes. Is that right? I'm not really informed about this.

[–]MoveToStrike1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's a once-ever comedian.

[–]prettyraven1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Female comedians (especially those from whom she has stolen) have called her out. She makes the same excuses - everyone is jealous of her, it was innocent "parallel thinking", etc., and folks seem to buy her explanations. I don't know why the boys don't call her out on her crap.

[–]l8trfire0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

or he just doesn't want to cause drama anymore.

Or she currently has more pull than him and could have him fucked with.

[–]TerroristOgre3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In what world does Amy fucking Schumer have more pull than Joe Rogan? Joe's an industry veteran

[–]l8trfire2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When's the last time Rogan was a star in a movie and talk of the town?

I like Joe, but right now Amy is significantly more relevant than he is.

[–]cgnops0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rogan knows the difference between stealing jokes and lifting premises and twisting into something different. Look back at Carlin, Cosby and Bill Hicks (some of the best stand ups of the last 20-30 years and guys that were lauded for originality). Then look up who which old comics they loved when they were on their way up, listen to those comics. You will find that all comedians have been 'honoring' their roots by twisting classic material into new routines. Some people lift jokes words for word and get called out, but few people are original enough to have completely exclusive material (or maybe have good enough memories to know when something has been adapted by their faulty memories)

[–]skintwo0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's because everyone in comedy does material that is duplicative of others', often not consciously, as there are a lot of smart folks doing it, and humans tend to have similar experiences. Amy gets destroyed for it (and I don't like her comedy, fwiw), but Burr, who I love, does it just as much and no one is putting up videos of him doing it. I actually got sad at his last show because I saw him do material I had heard someone else do before.

That's the difference, and the other comedians know it.

The fact that folks spit so much hate at her vs other comedians, some of whom steal way more aggressively (Fuck you, Tosh), is the issue, and it's a real one.

[–]jo3yhuds2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Other comics love her. Patrice O'Neal loved Amy.

[–]rrobe531 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean he's been dead for six years now and she's not really the same person she was, in the same position. Before I didn't dislike her, I just didn't like her style. I'm not a fan of Lisa Lampanelli either, but she doesn't annoy me in the same way that Amy does. I dislike her personality, and this rant on Instagram is a pretty good demonstration of why I don't like her.

[–]DerGiftpilz2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If her name was Amy O'Malley, she wouldn't ever rise above being an open-mic'er.

[–]Headycrunchy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This has a few good samples

[–]tacobell13 430 points431 points432 points 9 years ago (57 children) | Copy Link

Roseanne Barr was 3x bigger in her day (figuratively).

[–]lootot109 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (35 children) | Copy Link

Roseanne's TV show was really great and had a big following in the 90's.

Its forgotten today because the style of show (family sitcom with lots of real world/bad stuff and imperfect characters) is unpopular today. But if you want to see good TV which mixes humour with great characters you won't see a lot better. There's a reason it launched multiple people's careers.

[–]amateurtoss 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

A lot of the writing staff would move on to Arrested Development.

[–]paperairplanerace 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This. Explains. SO. MUCH.

[–]thakk0 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The episode where Dan beats the shit out of Jackie's boyfriend still gives me chills. John Goodman has always been such a damn good actor.

[–]redditthang 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

"Roseanne" was a fantastic show. I bought the entire series last year on amazon for my wife's birthday and we watch it often. It's nostalgic and also sad because TV shows nowadays are balls.

[–]Serinus 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

TV shows these days are amazing...

They're just on HBO and Netflix.

Edit: and AMC

[–]redditthang 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean I can't disagree, I guess what I meant was regular ass cable, awful.

[–]Chancoop4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Give AMC some love.

[–]ender2783 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And FX. I'm obsessed with Legion :)

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The serious episodes were well done. Jackie's abuse where Dan kicked his ass felt real to me.

[–]redditthang2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes - they tackled some heavy stuff really well and the comedy was top notch. Even today it holds up really well.

[–]6foot8guy6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Roseanne's show was timid next to "Married with Children,"

I consider that show King of all 90's sitcoms!

lol

[–]professorkr17 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But Married With Children was an over the top comedy. Roseanne was down to earth, with real blue collar problems being discussed with humor.

[–]6foot8guy3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Roseanne: Kind of a lower middle class, white version of the Cosby show..

;)

[–]CDSEChris2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Right, like when they won the lottery.

(I'm kidding, kidding. Love the show and I know very well why that arc had to happen)

[–]l8trfire4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hoenstly, that fit into the nature of the show initally. It got really bad towards the end, but I think that was more of, well, theres only so much you can do with the dynamic before you start entering into the absurd type of territory.

[–]CDSEChris9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Spoilers below! But, mean, it ended 20 years ago, but still...

.

But remember that Dan actually does dies at Darlene's wedding, when he had the heart attack. Him coming home and them winning the lottery were part of the fantasy world Roseanne created to deal with his death.

If I recall, the final episode is her finally accepting that he's gone.

So a lot of the absurdity was because we were seeing the world she created, the way she wanted it to be.

[–]l8trfire4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's been so long I dont remember how it all went down outside of "it was all a dream" at a certain point. I still don't think the show really jumped the shark til after that point. I mean it was kinda bad from what I remember, but it wasn't completely over the top bad before then. I think that would have been a good spot to end the show where that happens and it ends on a happy note.

[–]bandola2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This took me 4 times to understand. Was "does" supposed to be "dies"?

[–]CDSEChris1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh geez, yeah. I mean he does, too, but I meant that he dies.

[–]NotThatEasily2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would put Wonder Years in that category as well. As a kid in the 90's, I always felt Boy Meets World was a decent look into the average American family life, though it was slanted toward comedy.

TV shows seem to wrap everything up nicely these days, but they used to leave problems hanging for an entire season.

[–]hardlyheisenberg1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Shameless and arrested development, great popular shows. Just as a slight counter to the 'popularity of these shows' comment you had.

[–]lootot1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have not watched Shameless but Arreseted Development is hardly a counter. Its a niche audience, not a major popular show, and its not real world at all.

[–]l8trfire0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There's a reason it launched multiple people's careers.

Whos? Outside of Goodman, I don't remember any of those cast memebers doing much of anything else. I figured because they got a bit of that "fuck you" money from being tv for a decade.

[–]lootot7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sarah Chalke -> Elliot Reid on Scrubs and various medium roles

Johnny Galeki -> Leonard on Big Bang Theory

Sara Gilbert had a few movies

[–]StanTheBoyTaylor4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dave Thomas had a major role, George Clooney was on for a stint, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio was one of Darlene's classmates for a moment in time.

[–]madtoad2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not to mention it was Joss Whedon's first writing gig.

[–]l8trfire-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh god I forgot the scrubs thing completely.

Well, shows how successful they were if some random yahoo couldn't remember.

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It was fake Becky anyway

[–]weetabix_1233 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Norm Macdonald's first major job was writing for her show

[–]bandola0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whos

Whose*

memebers

members* (unless you're talking dank memes)

being tv for a decade

Wow that sounds awesome!

[–]l8trfire1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is giving a shit about bad writing on the internet you personal masturbatory fantasy or something? Your biceps must be huge if it is.

Let me leave you with a quote

"Never smarten up a chump." - Anton LaVey.

[–]A_Pile_Of_Bees0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't know what tv you've been watching, but I don't see a lack of imperfect characters or real world problems. Maybe you're saying this in context of network TV or big sitcoms, but I think that characters have become even more realistic. Look at something like Fleabag. Everyone in that show has MAJOR flaws.

[–]lootot3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe you're saying this in context of network TV or big sitcoms

Yes. You don't see shows like Roseanne dominate network TV like it did. ie, they're less popular

[–]southsideson 86 points87 points88 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

I don't know, Amy is blowing up.

[–]iTalk2Pineapples 144 points145 points146 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

(Not figuratively)

[–]GloryToMotherRussia3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd give gold if I could afford it

[–]Kaell3112 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Figurivly?

[–]Riper_Snifle 55 points56 points57 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

If sarcasm ignore following:

Roseanne had a highly successful show on ABC in the late 80s (nationally televised and fewer channels to choose from), that won multiple Golden Globes including best comedy and best actress.

[–]ScowlEasy 59 points60 points61 points 9 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

Success speaks for itself. same with strength. If you have to go out of your way to tell people "LOOK HOW BRAVE AND ADVENTUROUS I AM", then all you are is insecure.

A good way of telling if a comedian is good or not is if you can explain what they're talking about, and why it's funny. Kevin Hart talks about raising his kids, stories from his childhood, going to the club with his friends. Louis C.K takes a dark perspective on everyday things; using cellphones too much, being stuck in traffic, the hot girl at the club.

Alright, let's take an in-depth look at Amy Schumer's "comedy". What does she actually talk about? She just kind... of tells jokes I think? I mean, she talks about sex and relationships, but not really much else. Here's the thing though: sex+relationships is the lowest hanging fruit possible in comedy Literally every comic has material about relationships, sex, identifying as straight/gay/bi/an attack helicopter, whatever. And not that there's anything wrong with that; hell, some comics have damn good material about those things (Patrice O'Neal comes to mind).

The thing is, if you're gonna pick the low hanging fruit, you better bring some new insight or put a interesting spin on things. If you want an example of what that looks like here's a short clip of Dan Soder talking about having a crush on someone.

[–]l8trfire 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A good way of telling if a comedian is good or not is if you can explain what they're talking about,

Amy is great then because all she talks about is how nasty of a human being she actually is.

and why it's funny.

Oh...um....yeah I got nothing here.

[–]Ichikarayarinaosu-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey man, I'm interested - who's done bits about "identifying as straight/gay/bi/an attack helicopter"? I'm wracking my brain but I can't think of anyone.

I mean sure, every gay guy or lesbian dude has the whole, "You guessed it, I'm a dyke. I guess that means that flamma-flam-flam . . . "

But the identifying as trans/gender queer/attack chopper, haven't come across that yet. Could you send me a clip?

Edit: Genuinely confused by the downvotes. No intention to upset anyone. Which comedians have done bits about this?

[–]JohnDenverExperience-11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You wrote all that because you're triggered by random ass Amy Schumer? You need a mental eval.

[–]dslybrowse7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And Amy typed all that on instagram. People type shit, what's your point? Can't get through it all?

[–]HAL90000003 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She still didn't sell out arena tours. That is all she said here. She didn't say that she has the biggest TV show of any female comedian ever.

[–]FingerMilk1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, well, Amy has a vagina.

[–]lumabean 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Source video of her going off on a critic.

https://media.giphy.com/media/L5HeEeZG48uY0/giphy.gif

[–]John_Caveson 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Gore warning... I'm not being sarcastic

[–]mar10wright1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wish I'd have read your warning.

[–]imperius932 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Enough about her weight, man /s

[–]lumabean 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Roseanna was the funny aunt I never had! And John Goodman is a good part of my childhood as well!

[–]MajorFuckingDick2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm only now learning Roseanne's last name.

[–]smookykins2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Seriously, she has slimmed and toned. GILF

[–]hesoshy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

False. Roseanne never booked an Arena show.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ohh ya forgot about her. She was really funny in her prime. Ellen too.

[–]AtrociousAli 152 points153 points154 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, Sarah Palin sold out areas all the time

[–]ProGenji9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not to mention she has porn parodies made after her.

[–]iflylikewilma 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was funny tho

o.O coincidence?

[–]baleet1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And she was funnier!

[–]futurespacecadet 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

she blames the administration but she sounds just like the administration. complaining about fake news, how your crowd sizes are bigger than others perceive. if she had talent she wouldn't have to defend herself as much

[–]iwasnotarobot 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Carol Burnett?

[–]princessjerome 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Justin Bieber begs to differ.

[–]chlomyster 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Who else was? I can't find anything about the other big female comics even trying to do worldwide arena tours. Comedy isn't particularly well suited to an arena anyway.

[–]kneaders 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fake comedy!

[–]inlinefourpower3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

All over the world? Does her routine go over well in Saudi Arabia or Qatar?

[–]bifund3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She meant to say, "I'm using material that the first females wrote when they sold out arenas."

[–]ActuallyNot3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Forbes put her at the fourth highest earning comedian last year, and the first woman to ever make the list.

Some of that will be from her TV, but that has raised her profile internationally as well.

So it's plausible that she is the first female comic to do that.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This bitch couldn't sell out my bathtub

[–]secreted_uranus3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers is literally rolling in her grave.

Wanda Sykes is giving some sassy comeback about being the first black female to be huge and how she gets no respect.

Roseanne Barr is probably trying to hunt down Amy Schumer and bitch slap her with some tofu or an organic vegetable she grew.

Kathy Griffin still wants to make out with Anderson Cooper.

[–]Bigforsumthin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is this an alternative fact or something?

[–]Phillipinsocal2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I'm sitting here asking myself, why aren't I 50 million views ahead?!"

[–]TheMonsterCock2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This just in; Amy Schumer claims Amy Schumer is the first woman to live on planet earth.

[–]SayHiToHowie2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ok, you got me, who was the first?

[–]Chuck_Hitler2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If a large part of ticket sales was actually from ticket giveaways and free promotions, can it really be claimed that it was "sold out?"

[–]Otterman20062 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't know a 15 minute joke about "acting excited when a guy asks 'where do you want me to cum'" qualified you as being brave! Keep spreading your message, Amy?

[–]washeduphasben2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dude, a short Google search reveals that this is true. None of the other greats sold out arenas. I think there are dozens of better female comedians out there, but they didn't sell out arenas. I believe that comedy shows in arenas are much more common these days than they used to be, so it might be a right time right place kinda thing, but the proof is in the numbers

[–]derhuckepackmann2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

all over the world? i am not anti women or something but she does not push any boundaries. i have never heard that Amy Schumer had a gig in Vienna, Paris, Rome, Berlin or somewhere in Europe.

i'm from Austria and i watched a lot of german female comedians pushing boundaries very hard and are about a million times funnier than her and are very beloved by german speaking community.

sorry. she's pathetic.

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think maybe you meant to use google

[–]derhuckepackmann1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ok i came off as a bit of a dick right there. i mean she's pretty unknown in Austria/central Europe.

she seems to be touring just through UK, Denmark, Sweden and Norway. that's just some places in Europe...

ok. you prove me wrong but still: it's not like she said "all over the world" but still.. good for her!

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol u/derhuckepackmann has seriously stringent standards for what "all over the world means"

"You say you've been all over the world, yet you never came to my town. Liar!"

[–]derhuckepackmann1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i wish her all the best, but "all over the world" is a big claim. the world is somewhat bigger than America and Europe and there are certainly more hotspots within Europe than London, Oslo and so on.

i do get that american comedians can't get a gig whereever they want. it's not like a musical act. Just making a claim that big, which can be disproven by some googling, is... yeah..

[–]Yellow-5-Son2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]nanowerx2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

TMZ.COM

[–]TheAughtSpectrum2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My sister started a bakery a few years ago. The best in her town, no doubt about it, it's fucking amazing. But now she has a couple copycats around. She CANNOT handle it. She makes passive aggressive posts and has to talk herself up on social media like that. Saying stuff about how she was the ORIGINAL bakery in the area and she's SO PROUD of her totally unique ideas. Honestly that kind of stuff would turn me away if I were just an unknown customer.

[–]OHMEGA2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her last show in a casino I do spot ops for didn't sell out. And it it seats 3500.

[–]Valkie1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She sounds a lot like cotton candy piss head when it comes to his inauguration.

[–]ella1011 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's what got me

[–]ColinOnReddit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everyone forgets that comedy is not strictly an American export.

[–]cXs8081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's actually insulting to the fans and to the industry.

[–]alneri1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Arena means stadium.

[–]Ruedigsta15221 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She forgot to add "that is not funny."

[–]Mastershima1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's the funniest part of her act.

[–]Alurcard1001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

wow...she is very wrong about that...pretty sure that was Hillary Clinton when she was doing that stand up routine about being president.

[–]alligatorterror1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched part of the bc special. The first. Couple they zoom in... Empty seats next to them

[–]ZeugeYeboahs1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I still don't know who she is and I think hardly anyone here does.

[–]El_Nombre_Occupado1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Female comics have been selling out arenas in Europe for years. Don't know if that counts as the world or not. Then again, I'm in Europe and I haven't seen any promos for Schumers latest tour?

[–]artstar7691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

With other people's jokes.

[–]jakub_h1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

selling out arenas all over the world

Gladiator arenas? I'd watch that.

[–]Cgn381 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

After years doing local TV. These people have at least one and usually several supplicants at her level.

These are people who follow them around and tell them whever the fuck they want to hear. About 20% of "celebrities" have this sort of crazy shit. We got a lot of "B" and "C" list celebs living on past fame.

The concept of squeezing a few extra bucks out of fame once few people care is devastating to egomaniacs. So they get people to be insulation, find them drugs.

[–]ispeelmydrink1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You'd think her flippant erasure of other female comics would be enough to make the cucks turn on her. But no, criticizing her is an insult to all womankind for some reason.

[–]heard_enough_crap1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

that was the funniest thing she's ever said.

[–]jo3yhuds1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, seriously

[–]splitcroof921 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who actually was the first woman to do that?

[–]stfnmldvn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"comic"

[–]grodgeandgo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's the funniest thing she ever said.

[–]scungillipig1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

See? She really can make you laugh.

[–]Acias1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

USA = World, i've never seen or heard anything about her in german media.

[–]TragicZero1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So you're saying she might be exaggerating her crowd sizes? The level of cognitive dissonance on display here is mind-boggling. She blamed her bad reviews on the work of opposition activists and even air quoted "journalists" and "news." Sorry, Amy, criticizing this administration's tactics kind of rings untrue when you use its tactics to do it.

[–]bumbumboogie1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds like "it was the biggest inauguration of all times"

[–]hesoshy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who did it before her?

[–]billyjohn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is the trump of female comedians. Fake news, think she is beloved despite the evidence, fat and orange

[–]buttaholic1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I might get flack for this, but her whole rant sounds like something trump would be saying. Instead of trolls, it's the mainstream media. Instead of filling out stadiums, it's his largest inauguration ever. Hell, she even goes after the media and the administration just like trump would have. So paranoid!

[–]Tinkletyme1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Came here for this comment.

[–]AldotheApach31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

all over the world hahaha. Let her come to Europe, see how much people care

[–]Byroms1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"spreading love on line" I want to know which line? Or is it the app Line?

[–]ikilledtupac1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she is clearly insane.

[–]snoop_Odin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers anyone?

[–]OneJanglyNut1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds like a page from Trumps book "how to give biggly speeches"

[–]saintjeremy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Plenty of women comics who can wipe their ass with this goofball - I didn't have much of an opinion of AS until reading this, but I think it should be said... Lucy, Phyllis, Bette, Gilda... need I go on?

[–]nocivo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where she fill arenas in US and outside? I'm curious.

[–]000932931 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah... she is going to get a lot of hate from that.

From the comedian world, anyway

which I don't even know if she is in anymore, i guess she is a movie person now who does comedy stuff

[–]Blesbok1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So not only are you alienating men but now women as well?

[–]PMmeagoodwebsite0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ITT a bunch of very coolguys (with cool lives) takin the bait.

[–]A_Cheeky_Wank-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

From your responses, she is flat out wrong. From her response, she blames the right. Didn't the president do this exact same thing for his inauguration? Not too differwnt huh?

[–]shamelessalligator-22 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Stand-up is pretty often a boy's club, especially when it comes to arena sized acts. Can you disprove?

[–]Iohet57 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rita Rudner has been doing it for decades

[–]shamelessalligator-13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In arenas? Not at comedy festivals, or Vegas... I don't think so, but would love that to be the case!

[–]backtotheocean16 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There are plenty of other female comics that sell out arenas. And I bet Amy has an agency buy out the remaining seats and fills it with homeless people.

[–]shamelessalligator-5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Any examples?

[–]backtotheocean26 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Do you google? Woopie, Ellen, Roseanne, Cho, excetera. Amy sucks as a human, and you have been told by several others.

[–]shamelessalligator12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Play arenas? I can't find any evidence. I'm not arguing with you about Amy sucking - that's fine. I'm really ambivalent about her as a comic. I read her sentence about arenas and was struck by it. Could it be true I thought? I did some googling, but cant find any evidence that shows me she's wrong.

For example, Margaret Cho's standup specials were filmed in front of audiences ranging from 400 to 1,800 people. I can't find larger Cho shows than that.

When Schumer played in Toronto she sold 20,000 in one night.

[–]WhaleUpInTheSky8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Comedians don't necessarily like playing arenas. They'd rather do 10 smaller shows of like 2500 than 1 big one with an audience 10 times the size. It's harder to connect to an audience if there are that many of them.

[–]ShowingErin6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

For some (most?) comidiens that is true, but that's not the point here. The question is have any other female comidiens sold out 20000 people arenas? Not could they, but have they.

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks for the lesson

[–]MultiTwentyOne1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Most comics film specials in front of smaller, theatre audiences.

[–]shamelessalligator3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes and?

[–]MultiTwentyOne1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So you can't use their specials to determine their audience.

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I literally said I can't find evidence of a larger Cho show than that. Can you?

[–]MultiTwentyOne1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes. She played a sold out Sydney Opera House. Around 5500 seats. Now go google the rest yourself.

[–]shamelessalligator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nice find. Definitely bigger than the ones I listed.

But still 1/4 what Amy is doing....

You google it, I've done my leg work

[–]Iohet3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's been a long time for her, but she played arenas before when she was making HBO specials in the early 90s

[–]shamelessalligator3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Directly from her website

She performed all over the country, filling Carnegie Hall in New York three times and the Universal Amphitheatre in Los Angeles twice

2,804 and 6,189 respectively. Huge numbers, to be sure. But arenas? It's just not a format that existed then

[–]Iohet5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

1) Depends on what you mean by arena. She was playing same venues of Cosby, Pryor, Carlin, etc. For all intents and purposes they were playing in performing arts arenas, not in sports arenas.

2) I can tell you that every performer in every performance art category would rather play Carnegie Hall than Staples Center. You list those venues because they are the most prestigious venues, not because they have the highest seat totals.

[–]shamelessalligator3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Good points. It really depends she means by arenas - I'm interested in her claim, not in what makes a true comedian I used the quote because it specifically seems to mention capacity (filled), but I didn't see any evidence of larger venues.

[–]SicilianEggplant3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm totally with you on this, but you're not going to get an unbiased discussion (even if it is relatively pointless, that's what Reddit is all about) in this thread. Possibly not on all of Reddit for a while because it's just going to be a hate train for a while again.

[–]maximumchris5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're great. Everyone saying "Why don't you look it up?". So you looked it up... And you were right and they were wrong and nobody will admit they're wrong! This is crazy! I, too, am fascinated by this, and can't think of a female that sells out arenas other than Shumer. Really, the list of men doing arenas isn't very long... Or they group together as Blue Collar, or Kings of Comedy... Anyway, have a great day!

[–]shamelessalligator4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ha! The closest I've found is this Sarah Silverman with capacity 10,000, though it's part of a gala with other comedians. I'm not really arguing with anyone about anything in particular... just wondering about the claim. People get mad sometimes

[–]mad_hlaudi2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The only male "comedian" I've ever heard of doing arenas is Dane Cook, and to be fair he's as unfunny as Amy.

[–]Bobb_o31 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers.

[–]shamelessalligator-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Love Joan Rivers, but what was her largest show? The Apollo? Vegas? Not quite arena sized

[–]funnyman9513 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Jesus dude you're saying the same thing to every person's comment here. Honestly, just look it up yourself at this point. Just remember to consider the overall achievements of other female comedians when you compare

[–]shamelessalligator9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have been. Those comics were my fist guesses, couldn't find anything that showed any of them had ever played an "arena." Each suggestion people have given I've looked into. I don't really care about Schumer. More interested in the claim she's made. Overall achievements are tough to measure, and not what she claimed

[–]funnyman953 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well I mean, consider the amount of work Silverman has put into television and movies and SNL.

Other than that, go through their Wikipedia and IMdb pages for venues and capacity

[–]shamelessalligator3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yup, I've done that. I can't disprove what Schumer has said. Whatever your view, it's an interesting statement that she is/might be the first female arena comedian in spite of (or maybe in part due to?) all the online hate against her

[–]funnyman955 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Also, I'm fairly certain Sarah Silverman has sold out an arena before, but the idea of comics selling out arenas in general is an incredibly new concept

[–]JustGoodOldCumFarts23 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sarah Silverman does pretty well

[–]shamelessalligator0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't know. She's big, but is still more likely to play Casino than arena

[–]Anthropophagite25 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Instead of just being subjective and saying "I don't know" why don't you fucking look up the numbers yourself.

[–]shamelessalligator10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have been. It's tougher than you might think to get clear numbers on audience sizes. But I can empirically tell you that Silverman is playing at Casino Rama, and Schumer just played the Air Canada Centre

[–]JustGoodOldCumFarts3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah I was thinking of the "boys club" as respected comedians. Not many females there. Not popular ones. Arena = Kevin Hart and Dane cook type.... grats

[–]Innerouterself14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whoppie, Ellen, Roseanne, the list goes on.

[–]shamelessalligator0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They played arenas? Honestly asking

[–]Innerouterself1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd have to look some more. But concert halls, successful tours, tv specials, etc yes. there have been a lot of female comics. She is setting herself up as some trailblazer fighting in a mans world. But there are a lot of successful female comics touring right now. The trailblazers happened 15-30 years ago.

There are more male comics for sure. But every damn comedy club loves to have funny women! It's better than having 10 white dudes in a row on a Friday night. Whitney Cummings, Sara Silverman (arguably waaaay more of a trailblazer than amy and makes way more money too), etc.

It's the arrogance that bothers people and gets her the "trolls". its just not true that she is the first successful female comic.

[–]Papa-Walrus3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Does she say that she's the first successful female comic? Or does she say that she's the first to sell out arenas?

The first obviously isn't true, but it's also not what she claimed.

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You keep redefining your terms. Who said trailblazer? Who said first successful female comic? She made a claim that you can't refute, and so your method is to demonstrate how she is wrong about points she isn't making?

Do you agree that she is the first female comic selling out arenas internationally? If she is the first, is that not a form of trailblazing?

[–]Innerouterself1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you look at the first season of Comedy Central presents (a tv comedy special which was BIG time back then). There were two female comics in 1998. This was making it if you got on this show. So she isn't a trailblazer.

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol what?

[–]sparklebrothers12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I used to watch a ton of stand up growing up...I seem to remember watching an Ellen special that had a very large crowd.

[–]southsideson2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A special is different though, that's like one show on a tour. I bet she was still doing the chucklehut and acme comedy for the majority of her sets. Its pretty rare that there are more than a few comedians around that can sell out larger venues around the country.

[–]JustGoodOldCumFarts9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And most arena comdians have their few year run and fizzle

[–]backtotheocean5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

George Carlin lasted decades.

[–]lawr118 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He fucking said most not all.

[–]backtotheocean4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just giving the Legend his due.

[–]Iohet2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gallagher lives on

[–]unitedamerika9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's not a logical argument. It's just nonsense to even think that if female comedians don't pack arenas some how makes comedy a boy's club.

There are plenty of notable female comedians. Being able to sell out an arena is not the be all measure of success for a comedian. Nor is it even a good one, there's plenty of amazing comedians that never sold out an arena. It's only recently that comedians even started playing arenas.

[–]shamelessalligator3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wait I didn't say one causes the other. I said comedy tends to be a boy's club which I think most would take as fact. Whatever the reasons, it is an industry in which men have more success/representation - even the plenty of notable female comedians that you mentioned would, and often have, agreed with this take on the industry.

Then I said that arenas are especially a boy's club, as you mentioned, it's a somewhat recent occurrence and really only the domain of the hyper successful "rock star" comic (Aziz, Cook, Hart).

I don't care about whether the measure is that accurate of comedy achievement. It does show how many people will pay to see a comedian on a given night. I'm interested in whether her statement is true.

[–]unitedamerika5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sigh, saying it's a boy's club implies that the comedy industry isn't welcoming to women. As other pointed out there's plenty of notable comedians. There's plenty of notable writers that are female. I didn't think you need this explain to you, but I guess you do.

Then I said that arenas are especially a boy's club, as you mentioned, it's a somewhat recent occurrence and really only the domain of the hyper successful "rock star" comic (Aziz, Cook, Hart).

You are conflating a rarity, a comedian that can sell out an arena, to that comedy industry is discriminates against women. Arenas are a total different world than the comedy industry. There are plenty of female acts that can sell out arenas. It's just rare that a comedian can, regardless of gender.

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dude, sigh all you want. It's not going to cure that nasty condescending tone you've caught.

I didn't say that the industry wasn't welcoming to women, you defined boy's club as such. I said that it is an industry with more representation and success by men, and therefore a boy's club. I didn't talk about discrimination, you did. I wanted to see the veracity of her claim, which still is unchallenged.

Having said that, it is an industry that is not terribly welcoming to women, and most female comics have discussed their difficulties. Maybe listen more to the female acts you promote?

[–]unitedamerika4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not talking about her claim. I'm talking about your claim. I'm sighing, because this discuss is going go no where. You know it. I know it. You the one that made a claim that I challenge. You the one condescending saying it's an accepted fact. You are choosing to ignore everything I say. You going continue pushing your definition, which I think is silly definition.

Do you go around and call K-12 teachers a girls club? How about nursing a girl club? Heck, can go further and call healthcare a girl's club with your definition. There's a laundry list of women dominated fields, no one would call it a girl's club. Boy's club clearly implies a notion that it a male control industry that excludes women. Arena venues are not that, they have plenty of female acts.

You know that boy's club has a certain negative connotation. It's not an innocent term that just means "males are successful here".

Maybe listen more to the female acts you promote?

Honestly, I don't even know what you trying to ask here. I didn't promote any female acts.

I'm just going guess that you still sticking with arena's are unwelcoming to women. My understanding of arena's is that they go pretty far to make the acts feel welcome when they that big of a name to even get arena gigs. Which has lead to some pretty famous contract riders.

Maybe you asking for notable female acts that can fill out arenas. I would imagine Madonna, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Adele, Rihanna, etc. have sold out arenas.

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

OhgodIdon'tcare I apologize for the term boy's club, it clearly triggered you. I recant. Industry with an empirical prevalence of male success and recognition. Better? I just was curious about her claim about being the first female arena comedian why did you write me a dissertation? You mentioned a lot of notable female comedians (promotion). I mentioned that many of them talk about comedy as a difficult industry for women to break into. That's all that happened. Who would argue that arenas discriminate against acts? Like the arenas themselves? They don't even have genders...

[–]unitedamerika3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Calm ya titties. You say I'm condescending, look at this fucking post. Look at all your post. If you actually care, go research it. Yes, I know you give a fuck about the claim. You mention it multiple times. Congratulations. I don't give a fuck about it. Guess what I give a fuck about, your claim. I went to the source of your claim. You. However, it's over. At least it seem like it was over, then you keep going on about it.

I mentioned that many of them talk about comedy as a difficult industry for women to break into.

Hollywood is full of actors that are struggling to break into the scene, both male and female. There's plenty of male comedians/actors/singers/pole dancers that never make it.

Who would argue that arenas discriminate against acts?

You were, you said it was a boy's club which kinda implies that it discriminate against female acts. Which is what I was interest in talking about.

[–]gcta3338 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whitney Cummings

[–]shamelessalligator0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm seeing casinos and comedy clubs

[–]_Norm_5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lol at the asshurt in this subreddit over this comment. Throwing out a female comedian's name doesn't mean shit when they didn't do arena's guys. Amy's comment and the one OP made are factually correct.

[–]Letcher5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love how you've been handling this lol. Can't stop the circlejerk tho.

You're right. Ain't no other female comic playing the ACC. Women like her a lot.. however women don't come to this sub

[–]alneri3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Seriously, no one in this thread knows what an arena is.

[–]Markymark361 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What arena has Schumer sold out? On top of that, when have comedians ever performed in arenas? It's usually clubs, performance halls, and casinos.

[–]shamelessalligator2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Schumer sold out the ACC in Toronto recently (20,000). I know Aziz, and Hart have done the same. Cook might be another example.

[–]ZodiacSF1969 2997 points2998 points2999 points 9 years ago (141 children) | Copy Link

Did she just blame Trump for her bad reviews?

Ha ha ha.

[–]nowaygreg 442 points443 points444 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Worse than that, I think she's implying the news media is a tool of the Trump administration...

[–]Robotshavenohearts 210 points211 points212 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

TIL that stand up about smelly vaginas is brave and effective.

[–]aleashedbottom 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

and pungent after wearing leather for more than an hour under stage lighting

[–]Kilo82 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"MAH VAGINAH"

[–]ezone2kil 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Isn't Trump calling the media his detractors?

[–]Sour_Badger 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean.... he's not wrong.

[–]Vaginalpuppetry6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That shows she's totally delusional.

[–]newb44 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Okay, so maybe she can be pretty funny sometimes.

[–]SentientEnglishman0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I worry that so many people are claiming the media is the problem when they themselves are a part of it. Trump and Schumer are both a part of the culture that I would classify as "media".

[–]WhipWing 935 points936 points937 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It's all his fault.

He even stole one of her most famous jokes "Grab em by muh vagina"

[–]whiteguycash 181 points182 points183 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I mean, according to the video Trump said it first, so maybe she is a joke thief after all?

[–]ObnoxiousLittleCunt 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

maybe she is a joke thief after all?

Ah! Nahh!

[–]risklight 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

so this is the thanks obama version of trump?

[–]Neondangel2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is this time to start "Thanks Trump™" now?

[–]MrMolester 9 years ago [recovered] (47 children) | Copy Link

Wait till you read this one

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/03/14/donald-trumps-fault-iron-fist-bad-not-marvels-says-star-finn-jones/

[–]jjthemagnificent 48 points49 points50 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

This must be why everybody hates Batman and Iron Man.

[–]cygnae1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

to be honest, the Green Arrow show was going down the drain (up until this season)

And he's a white billionaire.

(/s just to be safe)

[–]IronElephant1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is this season good? I stopped half way through season 4 and just watch Flash and Crossover episodes of Arrow.

[–]cygnae2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It definitely picked up the pace and ended with a ton of shit that was called season 4 (if you watch the end of S4 you'll rage quite a bit). Season 5 started super badass. then went a bit downhill... and the last episode was full of awesome. Try to skim/powerthrough season 4 then start season 5 and you'll notice a bigger difference.

[–]IronElephant1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

👌 I'll give it a shot

[–]Invalid_Targetthe most famous fag on reddit 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (37 children) | Copy Link

Wait, is Iron Fist bad?

Please say it ain't so, I love Iron Fist...

[–]lordsmish8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Honestly i don't think so it would seem to me that the controversy about the race thing made reviewers want to jump on the hate wagon. The reviews will be bad for this series and it is a shame because nobody is really at fault for that.

The defenders are setting up to be very diverse we have a disabled character, a bad ass woman, a hard black dude with a rough upbringing and now a white guy thats not to mention the amazing support cast. At the same time I can see why having a rich white guy play a martial arts master with a thing for Asian chicks who has to save the martial arts world because none of the other Asian characters are strong enough could be problematic for some but that is the most well known version of that character.

Most of the negative reviews mention the race of Danny numerous times I mean just look at some of the headlines:

  • 'Iron Fist' is a fine addition to the Marvel universe but suffers from its white lead - BusinessInsider

  • "Why Should Netflix Have Cast an Asian-American Iron Fist?" - Vulture

  • “Iron Fist” proves Marvel is obsessed with white men—and it’s ruining their superheroes" - QZ

  • "It Actually Really, Really Sucks That TV’s Iron Fist Is White" - Gizmondo

  • "With Iron Fist, Marvel and Netflix Make a White Man Lord of the Urban Jungle" - Root

  • "WHY IRON FIST NEEDS TO BE AN ASIAN AMERICAN HERO, NOT ANOTHER WHITE SAVIOR CLICHE" - CA

  • "Iron Fist isn't just racially uncomfortable, it's also a boring show" - Verge

If you are worried watch this video from "emergency awesome" he does a good rundown of what the critics watched and why it is a good series and he refuses to talk about the race stuff. He compares it to the first season of daredevil. Iron fist is a bit more obscure then daredevil and to ground it they have moved it away from some of the more fantasy stuff so the episodes that the critics watched consisted of backstory -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlS8KdW7UY4

[–]Invalid_Target21 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What in the fucking bullshit?

Danny Rand has always been white!

They wanted the "POC-wash" a white character?

"White Savior" is really fucking racist, and condescending to me as a white person.

It's the exact line of reasoning as black jesus.

"Brotha can steal ya stereo, but can't be your lord, and savior."

"Cracker can run a fortune 500 company, but can't be picked to protect an oriental culture."

fuck the verge in particular. Racially Uncomfortable.

[–]Helplessromantic6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't wait until we get another white Nick Fury

The rage of people unfamiliar with the character calling it white washing will be great.

[–]extracanadian3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They demand white men cater to their interests rather than make their own shows which no one is stopping them from doing.

[–]137492831 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Read this over again and think about why it makes you sound ignorant please.

[–]extracanadian3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why not tell me why ordering others to obey is a good thing?

[–]13749283-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe you could spend some time thinking about who "they" are and why it is you want "them" to go over "there" to make "their own shows" about "their own people"? Let me know if you have trouble riding this train of thought... Good lord.

[–]extracanadian3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have. I am talking about the people complaining. They can make their own films. No one is stopping them. There is no barrier on making a movie. That's what I am saying. Why don't you make a point or do you just get off on being vague and wrong?

[–]137492830 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Buddy, you continue to double down. I'm not being the least bit vague. You seem shockingly dense.

[–]extracanadian3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Either counter or go away.

[–]137492830 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Counter what? Work on making a coherent argument first. You don't get to say who can and can't make a film. You don't get to claim ownership over media. A minority can pick up a camera or a pen or act just as successfully here in Vancouver. Non-white creators aren't asking some douche 'extracanadian' for permission. Honestly, I hope this is the last I hear from you. What a gross individual.

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ohh I see the problem. Your unable to follow my point. I can't help you with that. Keep slinging mud while getting confused. It makes you seem so smart.

[–]13749283-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you put that through google translate or something? Jesus christ... why do all xenophobes have such a poor grasp of the English language?

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Take another oxy. That's why you're unable to follow what was written. You should get help for that addiction.

[–]13749283-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol, thanks for the advice, but I'm a neurologist. You can go back to chugging molson's and crying bout all the immigrants taking your jobs now! Weird that you have nothing better to do than read my comment history for personal details. :D

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol then learn to follow a thread... Doctor pills

[–]lordsmish-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There have been other iron fists but i edited my comment above because honestly i can see the issue with having a Rich white guy play the only martial arts expert that can save the world who also has a thing for asian chicks. That is if it was a 100% original character but it's not and Danny Rand has been the iron fist longer then anyone in comic history and is the most well known version of that character. Add to that statement that we have just had doctor strange who is again a rich white guy who joins a mystical Asian group to learn magic and becomes the only person capable of protecting the world and i can honestly see where the "White savior saves asia" shit is coming from. However these characters are steeped in lore and have had years of stories built around them i honestly believe thats why we have miles morales, lady thor, she-hulk etc taking a bit more centre stage in the comics they are building the lore so they can bring them to tv and movies.

But then if you go well he is a martial arts expert so it has to be an Asian guy right then that is racist. If it was a woman or a black dude it would be fine though and nobody would scream appropriation.

[–]Juandules9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

yeah but lady thor is fucking stupid

[–]lordsmish-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've actually quite enjoyed it and it has allowed for the baddass Thor we have now trying to regain his power.

[–]Invalid_Target3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure all the other IF's are white too...

danny thomas

cooper peyton

orson randall

I feel like source material matters.

[–]lordsmish1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well we do have some that appeared in short runs, some that were from a different time and some that turned out to be evil:

Bei Bang-Wen

Kwai Jun-Fan

Li Park

Quan Yaozu

Wu Ao-Shi - also the only woman

But the point still stands Danny Rand is the iron fist

[–]OreBear1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd like to see a Blue Beetle with Jaime Reyes movie or at least an appearance. Throw some Latino in there while they're at it haha.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No one is stopping Asians from making their own shows

[–]lordsmish2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Stupid point nobody even said that asians can't make their own shows.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's the only point

[–]137492830 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're not very bright are you?

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is there something factually wrong with my statement genius?

[–]13749283-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, it's off topic, bigoted, and contains no facts.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's on topic, contains no bigotry, and is accurate.

[–]137492830 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah, it's an asinine comment. What if an asian person or asian american writer wants to see themselves portrayed in the media they consume? What if Lewis Tan, an asian practicing martial artist of 15 years, also wants to play the hero? He was screen tested for Iron Fist, and then cast as a villain when they decided to keep the character white, and unfortunately, boring. Are non white people only supposed to have roles in "their own media" far away from "your" own? What about non white creators? It's all art, and nothing should be out of bounds. There's no "your media" and "their media". Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit, you're making a fool of yourself.

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Idgaf what an actor wants. It's entirely up to the producers. No one is being discriminated against, these are stories, not real life, and not all stories are for everyone or about everyone. Hence my point. Everyone is free to make their own. I'm sorry you feel that everyone must only create stories that appease few.

[–]137492831 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Buddy, you seem to be confused about what you want. You just got done trying to argue how its fine as long as you don't have to deal with em in your stories! Thankfully, your opinion counts for jack shit. You don't make up the entire audience, and media is not being created for your sole satisfaction. As such, you're gonna have to get used to a little more diversity, simply as a reflection of consumer desire. Oh well. We all have a cross to bear...

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I never said that at all. You made up an argument all in your head.

[–]NoDudeImScared2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but didn't Netflix just release Luke Cage and Jessica Jones? I mean of the last three, daredevil being the third, only one has been a white male. So... Am I missing something?

[–]lordsmish6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You forget daredevil is a DISABLED white male so he fits the minority niche

[–]13749283-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The fact is, the character itself was always a racist trope. It was an effort to tap into the Asian martial arts / kung-fu movie boom of the 70s, using a blonde white dude as the white savior character. It was pretty much the same story as that show with David Carridine, "Kung-Fu" I think.

What's lame about keeping the character the same way, is it adds nothing to story. It would have been cool if Iron Fist was Chinese American, because it would have added an entirely different layer involving the protagonist finding his roots - and his return to Western society and his rich friends after living in the mystical city of his ancestors for years. It adds another dimension to the character, and takes nothing away. Without it, they needed something else to flesh out the character, and since most of the early reviews i'm seeing say that it suffers from being bland and boring (along with poor cgi), it appears that the writers were unable to do that.

[–]TGameCo2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In addition to people complaining about white-washing, more neutral reviews claim the show itself is mediocre, both with acting and coreography. Keep in mind, though, that every review out so far is based on the first 6 episodes. From what has been read, the episodes are building up to something big and great, however, that's near the end of the season, which nobody's seen yet.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Marvel-tards are just as delusional as SJWs

[–]MrMoustachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He needs to fucking relax. Critics try the "we are tired of super hero stuff" every new film or show. Then the ratings come in, it dominates, and we make more. Iron fist is a great character, it will be the number one watched thing on Netflix this month, and then he can forget about critics.

[–]theneoroot 36 points37 points38 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

It's so tough to avoid generalizing when so many post-modernist feminists can't stop talking about how their results are not their fault.

Something about their belief system seems to encourage lack of self-responsibility, like they're conditioned to say it's the opressor's fault, be that an ethnicity/race, gender/sex or political view. Everything bad is someone else's fault.

[–]DangZagnut5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because they're in the cult of victimology. You can never blame the victim. That's why there's such a strong push towards victimhood these days; all of your problems are due to some mysterious "oppressor" holding you down.

If you wasted time being educated in sociology there are whole classes on Victimology where this is required. Everyone is blameless because they have no hand in their victimization.

[–]Silly_Balls2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It appears that lately, people are equating the equality of opportunity, to equality of results.

[–]extracanadian2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They do it because it works

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT5 9 years ago [recovered] (33 children) | Copy Link

She would be a better comedian if she didn't speak of politics. And was less fat. And was funny.

[–]p1ratemafia 59 points60 points61 points 9 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link

Why would being less fat make her a better comedian?

[–]Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If anything it has potential to be the opposite

[–]boomhauer1005 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why are you trying so hard to be outraged?

[–]TeamAquaGrunt34 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No one's outraged, but adding "oh, and she's fat" to the long list of reasons to dislike her just weakens your argument. Hate her because she's a joke thief, or because she openly joked about raping a dude, or about how she's talking down to every female comedian before her by saying she's the first one to sell out stadiums. Those are undeniably scummy and wrong, but pointing out that she's fat just serves to validate her supporters

[–]timothymodine8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh don't worry about him..... he's just being an on line goblin for the media attention.

[–]Darkm1tch693 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Watch Bill Burr's special. He has a great bit about why being fat and a celebrity is BS.

To be fair I agree with you, there are plenty of fat comedians, male and female, who are excellent at comedy. It's just a great bit and Bill Burr is hilarious.

[–]Zimzams1233 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't stand even looking at amy schumer's body. That aweful leather shit she had in the netflix special seriously made me want to throw up. Its not just caus she's fat either, because she isnt actually that fat - she just seems like it for some reason. I guess she reminds me like an IRL Pam from Archer - but with a shitty sense of humour she's somehow being paid for and no cocanie addiction.

Anyway, point is in a job where you are required to be on TV and where you want everybody's undivided attention for a couple of hours, if its painful to even look at you there's a problem.

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT52 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ewwww her fat pussy in leather.....

[–]pshjmills1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because it is important to get the message out to young woman everywhere to be happy in their own skin. Saying stuff like this makes people self conscious about who they are and can impact their life.

[–]timothymodine18 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I want my daughter to have the message that it's better to be healthy than it is to be a fat beast yucking it up about blacking out and having guys rape you.

[–][deleted]6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

n u a n c e

[–]pshjmills2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree with you, but your daughter should also know that her value as a person is not directly tied to her weight. The comment I was replying to was saying that she would be funnier if she wasn't fat.

[–]timothymodine2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't think fatness has any bearing on humor whatsoever.... what I care about is that she is trying to make it seem like it's ok to be fat an if you are fat you should be proud of it. It is not and you should not.

[–]pshjmills1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is a complex issue, but again I think we just think differently. Nothing wrong with that! I think it is OK, it's not healthy but if people understand the risks and are still fat than whatever.

[–]pshjmills1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Also have a wonderful life =)

[–]OctopusSluts14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe it's more important to get the message out that if you're overweight your whole life you're going to fucking die of heart disease??

[–]Nathafae10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah man feels over reals.

[–]Resevoir_Dog3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have you seen her stand up? She isnt exactly a role model. Its weird its like people cant mention shes out of shape even though she is lol?

And this is after hearing her talk about her body for hours we are supposed to not have a comment?

[–]pshjmills2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree that she is out of shape and that it is unhealthy to be out of shape. The reason I commented is because the comment was implying she would be funnier if she wasn't fat. Her stand up was fucking terrible I was just saying her merit as a person has nothing to do with her weight.

[–]p1ratemafia1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not outraged... I hate her comedy. I just don't see what her weight has to do anything when bigger comedians have made it work for them.

[–]rata2ille0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://m.imgur.com/arDVPp7?r

[–]DurasVircondelet1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gabriel Iglesias and Carlos Mencia seem to make it work for them

[–]timothymodine5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gabriel maybe.... if you like the same joke over and over. And Carlos of you like other people's jokes coming from a fat guy named Ned who's pretending to be Mexican.

[–]AK_Happy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She makes him think of Ralphie May, and he's terrible. Obviously.

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because i'd look at her because she's hot, mostly.

For example Iliza Shlesinger, I think her commedy is complete bullshit, and her 4th wave feminism is retarded. But holy shit i'd watch her shit a brick and lick her asshole after masturbating and cumming on her tits, and again on her abs, and again on that fat meaty pussy that she has.

So yes, i'm saying i'm a pig.

[–]p1ratemafia2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dude. Get out of your mom's basement and see the world.

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've been to most of Europe, south america and central america.

I'm 6'0, good looking and fit. I don't live in the basement though, I just pay half of the rent because i'd rather get approved for a mortgage than pay rent and throw away my money. Should get the approval in the next few months

I just like looking at good looking girls and it's better if someone is good looking if I have to stare at her for an hour.

and Iliza is pretty damn hot

[–]p1ratemafia2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope you live a long life full of rejection and disappointment

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks a lot. No need to hate though, why are you so full of hate?

It probably wont happen until I get a rare disease that makes me get fat even though i'm in a caloric deficit or I get deformed in the face in some way, and even though there's always someone out there with a fetish for weird stuff..

[–]p1ratemafia2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You are a psychologist's dream.

[–]Conquerz2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I actually think you are lol, do you realize you're being overly agressive and hateful just because?

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And didn't exist

[–]ILikePornInMyMouth 105 points106 points107 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

She pulled a Trump on Trump. That's some special hypocrisy.

[–]brp 72 points73 points74 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Seriously, this rant sounds like something Trump would say.

"I'm selling out all the venue's, I'm really popular."

"The media and journalists are biased and spreading fake news against me."

"I'm so brave and wonderful and will keep fighting."

[–]derpes 44 points45 points46 points 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

Yeah but those first two are actually true when Trump says it

[–]Hi-iaka3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahaha, you are a special kind of retarded...

[–]ricksaus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

WHAT

[–]Helplessromantic12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He does sell out venues, and certainly a lot of the media spread fake news about him.

How he eats his chicken or steak isn't news.

[–]ricksaus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What media spreads fake news about him?

[–]Helplessromantic11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/02/politics/donald-trump-eats-kfc-knife-fork/

I feel like your response is going to be along the lines of "He does, so it's not fake"

It's not the statement that is fake, it's that it is news.

[–]ricksaus5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's just a fluff piece. It's stupid and shouldn't have been approved, but don't continue with the media gaslight that he's trying to pull.

[–]Helplessromantic2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gaslighting? US media has been garbage for the last 20 years, it's nothing new, people only question it now because someone they don't like is saying it.

[–]ricksaus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People don't like it now because we have a president who is actively undermining the reporting of his ludicrously corrupt ties to foreign nations and his horrendous business policies.

This isn't just "not liking" someone. This is every single fucking former President, foreign nations, and even members of his own party saying that it's disturbing and not normal.

[–]crnulus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh sweet summer child...

[–]Helplessromantic1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You mean like the Russian peepee fan fiction? You're right those are some very corrupt ties.

Maybe if the Media stopped reporting every bogus story people would pay closer attention to real stories (if there are any)

[–]derpes2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A lot of what he says and does are disingenuously interpreted to be much worse then they truly are, like when people call his immigration ban a Muslim ban, or say that he called all Mexicans rapists, or say that he will deport all immigrants rather than just illegal ones.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/13/politics/thomas-dimassimo-donald-trump-protester-interview/

This man rushed Trump when he was on stage, but CNN had the audacity to put him in the spotlight.

What he has to say should isnt news, and certainly shows their bias that they chose to reward this man for what he did

[–]ricksaus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I really fucking hate that the anti-SJW subs have turned into safe havens for Trump people.

There's immense irony in the fact that anyone is claiming the media's audacity is in giving coverage to Trump's detractors (even the insane ones, like that link), not realizing the inherent irony in the fact that our dementia-addled President was thrust into political prominence off of the same media covering his racist claims that Obama wasn't American, and then washing away the notion that he is a sexual predator.

Some media being bad does not mean all media is bad. Further, some reporters and editors at some outlets being bad does not mean every person at that outlet is bad.

[–]derpes1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't even subscribe to this sub, I just found this on the front page.

Comparing Trump's birther complaints to a man rushing a stage is also disingenuous. He was a household name before he took up that cause. He was even invited to the White House correspondents dinner. Do you blame Obama for giving him that sort of political spotlight too?

Also, calling Trump dementia-addled shows that you are clearly not looking at his actions through an unbiased lense.

Trump even agrees with your last point, and has repeatedly said that it's not the whole media and reporters who are perpetrators of fake news and bias.

There's another thing which has been conveniently misinterpreted to make him look much worse.

[–]ricksaus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, I do give Obama some of the blame for giving Trump a spotlight, even if his way of doing it was only to invite it him to publicly shame and make fun of him, which Trump deserved.

The problem is that the only media Trump deems to be real is the fucking fake news of Breitbart and Infowars. He blocked the fucking BBC and NYT.

When even the right-leaning The Hill is fucking outraged at this Presidency and is losing credentials, you have a problem. This isn't normal. The man is a psychopath.

[–]GendryTheStagKnight 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Nah, Trump doesn't pull the self-righteous card, he just brags. Amy is actually worse right now, "I feel sorry for you basement trolls! I hope you get help!" Cheers Amy, we'll be fine, hope you steal some more jokes to keep your ship afloat

[–]ricksaus 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

A joke stealing female comic you can ignore is not worse than a fascistic climate denier running the nation.

[–]GendryTheStagKnight1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh no, agreed 100%, I was just saying in this instance of pig-headedness she takes the cake

[–]extracanadian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Heh this is true. The guy is a sensitive snowflake

[–]NorthBlizzard 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The funniest part is how much she doesn't mind bashing and offending certain people(Republicans) while saying they can't handle it, yet the second something doesn't go right for her, she immediately acts like a victim and blames them.

[–]Sattorin 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Putin hacked the viewer ratings.

[–]QueenofCelts98 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

As a feminist, I find it funny how she doesn't see her own sexism.

She acts like she's a champion for women, ha.

[–]gbstills2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't think so. I think she was saying journalists should not base their reporting on internet comments.

I honestly do not pay enough attention to her to have any idea if it is a valid claim or not, but that is what I read her saying.

[–]Hotelmotelholidayinn2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No

[–]MrHorseHead2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://i.imgur.com/ac3YwFv.gifv

[–]DildoFire2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The left blame trump for everything. They never take responsibility

[–]32262 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It sounded like she was calling the bad reviews 'fake news'.

Also, how can you just throw in the whole 'thief' thing like that without addressing it? There's videos of her doing other people's material.

[–]codenamejeff2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://splitsider.com/2017/03/alt-right-redditors-have-tanked-amy-schumers-netflix-ratings-for-the-leather-special/

I dont like her much, but people /r/the_donald and other subs are specifically targeting her, which is kinda fucked up.

The comedian’s hour-long special, titled Amy Schumer: The Leather Special, has received more than 900 ratings since it premiered a week ago. That’s more than double the number of reviews for Trevor Noah’s special Afraid of the Dark, which premiered on Feb. 21.

[–]Zero1O11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Thanks, Trump"

[–]LonnieJaw7481 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah, she blamed his crackpot followers.

[–]fuzzydunlots1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is like 35% 4chan AltRight brigade freaks doing this though. Like Ghostbusters.

[–]pointofyou1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol #thanksdonald

[–]Mathieulombardi1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

To be fair i blame Trump for my bad bedroom reviews as well.

[–]VR_MFLB1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

fakecomedy

[–]CRISPR1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would blame Trump too. He raised the comedy bar to the whole new ballpark of high.

[–]Floridius1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Didn't she also say she was leaving the country if Trump won? Bish be cray.

[–]deannickers1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Objectively the special is just bad. Just cause you can sell out an arena doesn't mean you can KEEP selling them out.

[–]Yellow-5-Son1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]MataUchi 3256 points3257 points3258 points 9 years ago (235 children) | Copy Link

lol she is trying to blame this on the alt right

[–]jroc83 711 points712 points713 points 9 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link

I couldnt give a fuck less about all the drama surrounding her. My girlfriend and I watched the special on a rare day we have off together and we both did not laugh once. It was like watching an extremely drunk friend try to explain to you how they aren't drunk. It was annoying, redundant and I just wanted to walk away. I guess that makes me a nazi

[–]GhostOfGamersPast 265 points266 points267 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

You're now a racist for finding her trite material boring. "Woman" is a race, right?

[–]washedrope5 171 points172 points173 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

It's a minority.... that has slightly over 50% of the population

[–]aleashedbottom 98 points99 points100 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

minority isn't a number! it's a feeling!!!

[–]Dinosaur_Weirdo 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Is this actually a thing people say? Please tell me it's not

[–]professorkr2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, I haven't heard that until today, but it's definitely plausible. It's like if you go to a mostly black school with a white administration. You may not be the minority, but you might feel like you are.

That being said, the point of the previous comment was that people would say that shit for no reason, and I can believe that too.

[–]Dinosaur_Weirdo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Okay, I see where you're coming from there. The difference in your example though is that black people are, statistically speaking, a minority compared to other races; so they would have a reason to feel like the minority in this hypothetical school. Women (from the original post), however, are not a minority on a global scale, so they would not have any reason to feel like that was the case.

I do agree with your point though.

[–]whyalwaysm32 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

STOP OPRESSING ME!!!

[–]ikorolou1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean it kinda depends on what you're defining minority as

[–]jroc833 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was saying that in relation to her bitching about "alt-right" people not being into her humor. And lately "alt-right" is closely related to racism and fascism in the media . I think you may have missed the point. Nothing to do with gender.

[–]Maqata2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Uh, it's "womyn" you shitlord.

[–]WHERE_MY_COUNTRY_GO1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Of course, the superior one.

[–]Defoler1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wait wait. Did you just assume her gender??

[–]jimbojangles1987 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That makes you an alt-right internet troll obviously because you didn't enjoy her special. /s

I'd love to see what she would have to say about positive online feedback (if there is any) because according to her that would also have to be the work done by Internet trolls....or more likely, that's when the online review would finally be a real review from a non Internet troll /s

God damn it's really sad that this is what we've come to. Nobody can seem to take any negative feedback without it being blamed on trolls and the alt-right. You don't have to be a troll to find her standups completely unfunny.

[–]OneOfDozens1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was forced to watch 15 minutes and then escaped, she's awful

But the_donald did do exactly what she said

[–]the_girl4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Same here. My BF, ordinarily a really critical and smart guy, thinks she's hilarious. He put on an old special of hers for me to watch, and it was just embarrassing and uncomfortable. I asked him to turn it off after less than ten minutes.

[–]motherhydra2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you watch all the way through? I've had to just turn off some comedy specials, I feel like 10-15 mins is a good indicator of what's in store.

[–]swinegums2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched the first 15 minutes and it was godawful. I gave it far longer than I would have given most things I found that unfunny. Im about as far from altright as they come. It just is a shit 'special'.

[–]motherhydra2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah I love the whole crying wolf thing, there isn't a coordinated attack on her, people just don't want to see her shit in their Netflix. Simple is usually the right explanation. Reminds me of when those awful femFREQ folks claimed systematic harassment and doxing when it was actually them doing those activities.

[–]XaVierDK2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I tried the first 20 or so minutes. There was maybe one slight chuckle when she talked about her instagram photo for which she was called brave. That kind of self-deprecating humour usually works on me, but when she spent 90 percent of the rest talking about having to move folds to clean her pussy, or how it smells like a goat, while having the worst delivery ever, even self-deprecation loses its charm.

[–]Tunadude2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What doesn't make one a Nazi these days?

[–]111111001002 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I guess that makes me a nazi

Welcome to the movement. Once you've gotten your hair in order, head over to Identity Evropa for your starter pack.

[–]OgreMagoo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yikes.

[–]ella1011 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Natzi

[–]LeGrandeMoose1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The drunk friend is usually way funnier, at least in the start. Same cant be said about Amy.

[–]kripticblade1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey hey... Hey, i AM not dru-hickup-k.

[–]zero9er1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I also watched and disliked her special. Combined we are three viewers. Therefore, media reporting that viewers dislike her special is an accurate statement.

Oh shit! We did this in a "subreddit room" too.

[–]iizkaraa1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

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[–]theworstever 667 points668 points669 points 9 years ago* (66 children) | Copy Link

Well her uncle is Chuck Schumer...

Amy Schumer is Chuck's cousin, and not her uncle. Props to darkstar197 for fact checking me.

[–]Darkstar197 260 points261 points262 points 9 years ago (43 children) | Copy Link

Her cousin not her uncle

[–]nukemobile 102 points103 points104 points 9 years ago (42 children) | Copy Link

And not even just cousins, "...he is a second cousin, once removed, of comedian and actress Amy Schumer."

[–]Kitty_Prospector 83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

Close enough to fund her career.

[–]Iamredditsslave 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

No shit, how did she just appear?

[–]kenabi 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Less Chuck, more Bloomberg and the anti-gun agenda. You'll notice she 'blew up' after signing on with everytown for complete bullshit that doesn't even pass a cursory investigation.

[–]Ziddletwix 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

LOL you're that close with your second cousin? If I asked my second cousin for a dime they'd tell me to fuck off, no matter how rich they were. Are you all really that close with your extended family?

[–]iamthebeaver3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I know a couple of my second cousins, they would give me a dollar, but that's just because I'm married to their daughter.

[–]cookiepizza541 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Circumstantial I think. I'm pretty close with a few of my second cousins, but I don't even know the majority of them/have spoke with them only a few times

[–]aaybma 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Any sources? Interesting if true.

[–]Knappsterbot3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you drop this foil hat?

[–]lorddumpy7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol, didnt you know (((chuck shumer))) is a hollywood liberal elite with all the connections. All you need is someone in the dnc to do some satanic pizza rituals and boom, you get a record breaking comedy career.

[–]CudleWudles1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is it?

[–]user-user 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

Once removed refers to a generational offset. Since he is in the same generation as her parents, it makes him more like an uncle than a cousin proper.

[–]underwriter2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

TIL, I'm almost 40 and never knew what "once removed" meant, thanks for that

[–]user-user1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

CGP Grey covers it, and while he talks very fast, it's worth watching the whole video.

[–]mobile_mute5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So Chuck's father would have been her great-uncle?

[–]Factuary882 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her Dad is first cousins with chuck I believe. That's the easiest way to understand it, and yes what you said is also true.

[–]111111001002 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Jewish family trees don't branch much, so likely a lot more related than that.

[–]BertMacGyver1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So her parents cousin.

[–]Natstate1 104 points105 points106 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

Wow I can't believe I didn't put this together! Retardation runs in the family!

[–]ReplaceSelect 9 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

No one runs in her family.

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 38 points39 points40 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Unless there's pie. Or chicken...or chicken pot pie.

[–]MrMumble4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wait wait wait, are you telling me that you made a PIE out of a chicken? This is heavy Doc.

[–]redstatusness3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Those are my three favorite things.

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT56 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Retardation waddles in her family.

[–]GodEmperorOfCoffee 43 points44 points45 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yours or hers?

[–]Kallehoe 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

Why not both?

[–]_unforgiven_7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No one runs in op's fat ass family, nor Schumer's.

[–]Natstate11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Good one

[–]Its_not_him3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why do you think Chuck Schumer is retarded, if you don't mind me asking.

[–]valleyshrew5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He's such a strong supporter of Israel that he opposed the Iran deal, but he also endorsed extremely anti-Israel Keith Ellison to lead the DNC.

[–]Natstate11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Excuse me, poor choice of words on my part. Chuck Schumer is a bad actor.

[–]ella1012 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah

[–]Todomas2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Actually?

[–]grubas6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Second cousin once removed. Fairly certain Chuck didn't even know she existed until she wanted to speak pro gun control after a shooting at Trainwreck. He seems way to old and Jewish to ever watch her. Though he DID watch Jon Stewart and cracked jokes about how Jon had his mannerisms down.

[–]tslime1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You should really say 'not his niece'

[–]priorit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is not her uncle?

[–]MayonnaiseOreo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is not her own uncle? Huh, TIL.

[–]Moveover331 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But she is definitely funnier than Chuck. So there's that.

[–]ePants 158 points159 points160 points 9 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link

lol she is trying to blame this on the alt right

She literally blamed it on "the administration."

What a delusional cow.

[–]ihorsey 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Trump probably doesn't even know who Amy is. He's been pretty busy.

[–]king_of_the_universe-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

With his own comedy act.

[–]SaintClark1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe that's her comedy? It's just hidden lol

[–]hdnsmbt-8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You literally don't know what "literally" means.

[–]John_Caveson17 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Actually, they used it correctly

[–]hdnsmbt-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How so? Can you show me where Schumer literally blames the trolling on the Trump administration?

[–]derpes9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's in the picture...

this is what the current administration wants

[–]hdnsmbt-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, it's not. Here's what "to blame" means:

blame

verb

  1. feel or declare that (someone or something) is responsible for a fault or wrong.

"the inquiry blamed the train driver for the accident"

While Schumer implies that the current administration wants the trolls to troll and approves of the trolling, she's not declaring that it is responsible for the trolling, is she?

This must suck for you because you obviously really, really want it to be true but if you read what is there and don't read into it, it's pretty clearly not what she "literally" does.

[–]derpes3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You are being pedantic. Maybe she didn't explicitly state it, but she directly implied it was the fault of the administration since they are approving these actions.

[–]hdnsmbt0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm being pedantic for knowing what words mean? Please.

I asked you to show me where she "literally" blames the admin, you quoted a passage where she didn't and now you complain?

She didn't even indirectly imply it was the admins fault. She said the admin would approve of it.

Look, Billy likes sunny weather. He wants the sun to shine every day.

Today the sun shines.

Is Billy responsible for the sun shining? No, he isn't. He approves of the sun shining, he wants it to shine and he likes the fact it shines. And still he isn't responsible for sunshine.

So Peter, who hates the sun, can't really blame Billy for it to shine, can he?

Peter says "well, that sunshine sure sucks, but I bet this is just what Billy wants!".

Does Peter imply it's Billy's fault the sun shines since he approves sunshine?

[–]derpes3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You are being pedantic because she is clearly placing blame on the administration. Even though "explicitly" is sometimes a synonym for "literally", so is "actually", which is obviously the definition OP was using.

Weather is not an accurate comparison since the weather cannot be controlled.

This is referring to a leader of a group approving actions of the group members.

I can make a comparison that works in my favor too:

Billy's work system was infected with a virus. Billy says the IT approved access to sketchy websites.

Is Billy blaming the IT? Is there an argument that the IT is to blame?

Actually, your pedantism explains why you are even having this argument in the first place, since you seem incapable of inferring what is being expressed beyond the exact words that were typed

[–]hdnsmbt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She does not place the blame on the administration.

Here's what she writes:

I am embarrassed for the "journalists" who report on trolls activities as if it's news. It's indicative of administration right now.

So, in other words, what journalists are doing serves as a sign of the current administration. This denotes and equivalency, she says X is like Y. No blaming here.

I am only alarmed by the people printing their organized trolling as "news" this is what the current administration wants.

Again, she talks about journalists. She says they shouldn't report on trolling as if it were news because this is what the administration wants. They do X and A wants X. No blaming here.

My analogy about weather did just the same. Sun does X and Billy likes X. It doesn't matter if Billy can influence X or not.

So, your word-picking doesn't really help your argument as she didn't literally, explicitly or actually blame the administration for anything.

Your analogy falls short because it implies journalists or trolls go through the administration for approval before writing stuff, which I'm sure is not what you really think.

I'm having this argument because guys like you interpret things Schumer says in the most unfavourable way possible to feed your hate for a woman who is successful for making jokes you don't like while she's not pretty. Then you go and make up shit that isn't there.

[–]derpes1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If I was sexist, I wouldn't have voted for a woman to become president.

However, after a second look, it appears that you are right. She isn't blaming Trump. She is criticizing authors who wrote news stories about bullshit, and then is realizing that Trump is right when he complains about fake news.

[–]hdnsmbt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

voted for a woman to become president

I don't believe you.

Schumer is complaining about the media writing shit she doesn't like, as does Trump. The difference is, Schumer doesn't insinuate those things are made up like Trump does. You know, the "fake" part about "fake news". That's what it used to mean. Remember macedonian students making up shit that Trump voters so loved to share before the election? Funny how a word completely loses its meaning like that, huh? I wonder if Trump knows.

[–]derpes1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I voted for Stein.

Fake doesn't necessarily mean made up; it could also mean taking things out of context or blowing out of proportion, both of which are disingenuous and don't truly represent reality. Which means "not real", or "fake".

Btw, her putting news in quotes implies she doesn't believe it is actually news. Something that isn't news but is masquerading as news is an example of fake news. But I don't want to get into this argument again

[–]Honky630 135 points136 points137 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

I love how's she's using fake news now, just like her nemesis Trump

[–]ripbbking 98 points99 points100 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Exactly...she blames this on trump, who calls liberal media fake news, yet she calls the "alt-right" perpetrators of fake news. She's a hypocrite, unfunny, unattractive, and done...I hope.

[–]nighoblivion8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"alt-right" perpetrators of fake news

Not wrong though.

[–]hdnsmbt4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sssh, don't you know the alt-bright simply decided for this word to mean "reports that don't shine Uncle Donny in the best of lights"?

Nevermind the macedonian students who created fake news articles about Hillary Clinton during the election and how the trumplets eagerly lapped it up, that all didn't happen.

[–]LyreBirb5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Except the alt right does spread fake news... Add in news that is fake. Propaganda.

[–]iamthebeaver1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

nah, she will probably get a movie deal out of this and another sitcom run.

[–]ripbbking1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're probably right.

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"If all news is fake news then what is real news?" - ?????? Smith.

[–]VIIIMan 34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't know what they have to do with this. If she didn't want bad reviews, she should have made it funny.

[–]ChestBras 9 years ago* [recovered] (38 children) | Copy Link

Alt-right is the new bogeyman for losers.
Something not going like you want? Alt-right.
Snowing outside? Alt-right.
Global cooling Global warming Climate change Altered data shows it's raining outside? Alt-right.
Not on Mars yet? Alt-right.
Plans to go to Mars? Why are we letting people die on earth? Alt-right, or the belters, whatever.

[–]o0cynix0o 48 points49 points50 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Damn skinnys ruin everything.

[–]nodoxsavefreespeech2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Haha love the references

[–]ella1012 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Russia

[–]Phesmerga 59 points60 points61 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

So, Obama a few months ago?

[–]ChestBras74 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Might as well start the meme already. "Thanks alt-right".

[–]cain870816 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Pretty much. Obama blamed congress then. Now itll be 4 years of "thanks alt-right". But this isnt new. Before Obama they blamed Bush for Katrina and everything else. Itll always be a blame game.

[–]Crying-Cat11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Except bush literally didn't do shit for the people affected by Katrina. Don't be obtuse.

[–]cain87083 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

While its fine to blame him for that, how many people blamed him for the hurricane itself? You are being obtuse because you know what i meant. I guess i could be more clear by asking how many people stayed behind refusing the free evacuation out of the city at the beginning because they thought it wouldnt be that bad. Or the people who tried to use the excuse of they couldnt afford the free evac. But hey, super easy to blame Bush instead of everyone who dropped the ball before him.

[–]Crying-Cat0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is this part of reddits revisionism of loving Bush because Trump is an embarrassment? Or is it simply you being too young to remember how absolutely awful Bush was?

[–]cain87082 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, since you like to make random guesses about people, my turn. Is your love for Obama so strong that you simply forget the sheer numbers of bombs and drone strikes dropped on his watch, then include him saying he "got us out of iraq" then when asked if he regretted doing that, he said "it wasnt his decision" not to mention the arming of rebels or anything, or do you choose to ignore all of those? I never said Bush was great, but blaming him for a hurricane? Really? Thats like giving Obama shit for changing the lights on the White House to gay pride for a bit to support LGBTQIA. Weak sauce.

[–]Crying-Cat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh boy. I am not American. I see Bush and Obama as war criminals. So try again.

And don't be obtuse, Americans blamed bush for his train wreck of a response to Katrina.

[–]cain87082 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah, my apologizes. I shouldve known with your attitude of you thinking you are better than everyone and use of buzzwords that you cant even define without looking up. I dont like to tell people what they are, that seems to be your schtick. But hey, whatever helps you sleep better i guess. So cheers buddy, hope the stick in your ass doesnt impale you like Vlad did to your ancestors.

[–]Crying-Cat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Man, I love it, last week I was Russian, now I'm from eastern Europe, and a month ago I was from Australia. Your American brain short-circuits and starts insulting random countries once you can't deflect back at each other

"but what about (democrat/republican) wrongdoing?"

[–]cain87082 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, when you start accusing people randomly, dont get upset if they do the same. Yours were wrong, as were mine. Shocking i know. Its almost as if you know nothing about each other and pulled random shit out of our ass. Only difference is you continue to do it. Kinda looks like youre compensating for something, but i wont guess for what. I also cant help but notice, you complain about Americans a lot, while still seeming envious of us. Its ok. Americans give each other shit all the time. But notice how we give each other shit about our country. We dont do what you do, which is feeling the need to feel part of another country, and when called out quickly say you arent even from said country and how everyone from that country is so stupid. Man, for as much as you love shit talking Americans, you sure love to think about Americans. You may want to get your obsession looked at, you seem to have country envy. Maybe no one ever told you, but you can get US citizenship.

[–]Crying-Cat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't start making assumptions lmao. I called you out on trying to paint bush positively. Then you started ranting about Obama.

Also, no, I'm not envious of your lack of healthcare, or crime rates, or your massive student debts. I like it when you shitstains are divided, maybe you'll stop invading other countries for a few years.

[–]cain87082 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Making a single comment is now painting someone in a good light? Id hate to see what you define as evidence. But hey, you call the US shitstains, yet all you can do is think about the US. So what does that make you, exactly? Definitely not something better when all you can do is some weak ass insults and focus on the US. You come off as some envious person, and for that i laugh. But hey you hate us cause you aint us. Now go back to your play things while the rest of us have actual conversations. Ive spent enough time watching you wish you could be a US citizen. At this point youre just sad.

[–]legend4347 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And Trump will blame Obama continuing the circle...

[–]cain87081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree. I hope that someone steps up and says "it doesnt matter what the last team did, this is what im gonna do" but i have little hope. I didnt mean my post to have a republican slant to it, i just figured having the most recent president examples would be enough. I hate how presidents blame the one before them. They are the one in charge, the buck is supposed to stop with them now. Thats how it works, this blame game thats been going on for years needs to stop.

[–]NorthBlizzard7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, it's funny how much the left blamed congress for everything last 8 years, and suddenly by January, everything was the president's fault again.

[–]cain87081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Exactly.

[–]knightwhosaysneet2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

THANKS OBAMA!! /s

[–]MoneyInTheBear 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So Amy Schumer blames the alt right for something = climate change isn't real?

Nice. What a mentalist.

[–]nite1133 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

To be fair, the alt-right is full of horribly racist, delusional, terrible people who do a lot of really shitty stuff, so they're very easy to blame.

[–]Stay_Girthy 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yea, but the alt right is also an extremely small group that could have no measurable effect on schumer's ratings if they tried

[–]nite11331 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

For sure, and I'm pretty glad for that fact, haha. Just making the point that the Alt-right is a real and dangerous threat to some, and not just a made up boogie man (though they're obviously not as influential and powerful as to be able to change Shumer's ratings in any meaningful way)

[–]ModsAreShillsForXenu14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Big surprise a Trump Supporter trying to defend the alt-right nazis.

[–]Mustaka7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah. Just a bunch of racists cunts.

[–]The_CrookedMan6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lemme get in on this. I had a bad day at work today. Fuckin alt-right

[–]JohnDenverExperience4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Climate change is real, you dunce. Even your delusional cock boys in the WH acknowledge it.

[–]DoxBox4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Global cooling Global warming Climate change

If there's one way to make me instantly hate you it's to cite "global cooling".

An article written in Time coins the term before it's never mentioned seriously again? OH that must mean scientists are flip flopping on the subject!

Global warming (the actual cumulative effect of climate change on Earth's temperatures) has been a known issue for much longer than that stupid-ass Time article has been around. "Global cooling" has never been a concern among scientists, no matter how anybody wants to spin it. Just because some douche writes a wildly inaccurate article that doesn't mean a century of climate science is suddenly wrong. You moron.

[–]Whopper_Jr3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And on the other hand...RUSSIA No one takes accountability for anything

[–]Hi-iaka2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't believe this is getting upvoted, lol. Like where in the hell on Reddit is everyone so retarded that they think this is witty/insightful? Oh, that's right, I'm on r/pussypassdenied lol.

You guys are hilariously pathetic.

[–]tmone2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What an embarrassing comment. "Lol!"

[–]Hi-iaka1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/pussypass shut down? Blame the alt-right

[–]BlindBeard1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Belters need to learn their place

[–]IDCFFSGTFO1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fo da BELT mahn! Belter for LIFE!

[–]anillop1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks Obama!

[–]Trewper- 64 points65 points66 points 9 years ago (39 children) | Copy Link

If you look, this is happening a lot recently.

I'm the generation that grew up on the Jerkey Boys, South Park, Family Guy, Slim Shady, violence in cartoons, and smoking on TV; I could do a mexican accent and no one would burn an American flag because of it. We even played cowboys and indians.

Based on what the media says, I'm alt-right. Do I hate anyone? No. Do I have a sense of humour? Yes. But because I believe in freedom of expression I'm apparently the worst thing in the world.

Its just weird how some things slip under the radar. Like Robert Downey JR. playing blackface, then going on to become an Avenger. Or Comedians being blatantly racist yet they still get comedy specials on Netflix.

But WE are forced to censor ourselves?

[–]MrPajamaShark 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It wasn't Robert Downey, Jr. in blackface, it was RDJ's character in blackface. He was playing an actor who went through a "controversial" (the film's own wording) medical procedure to make his skin black. That was the joke.

[–]newtonism3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well Im still surprised the SJWs didnt go all out on it. Maybe the movie is too old.

[–]Illinois_Jones9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or because it was a brilliant joke and anyone getting offended. y it would just make it funnier

[–]kenabi1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Best damn black actor ever.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

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[–]NorthBlizzard9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This was retarded.

I am now dumber for having read this.

[–]LexLuthor20129 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm sure many would say the same about this inane comment

[–]silenc3x1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How about this one?

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5vdodf/milo_yiannopoulos_resigns_from_breitbart_news/de1be52/?context=3&utm_content=context&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You make lynching jokes to your black 'friend' and he's okay with that? That sounds pretty god damn ridiculous.

[–]Warchemix3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have you ever worked in construction ? Super racist jokes are common, but nobody gets all mad, because you cannot be a pussy on the job site and expect anyone to respect you.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wrong. The "alt-right" doesn't exist. Unless maybe you're thinking of Skinhead neo-nazis or KKK or ISIL or those two kids who shot up that school. Is it just a coincidence that only white people get labeled as "alt-right"? Its because alt-right is just another word for white supremacist.

The alt-right is a buzzword used by the media; it's very vague. It's used by lots of people who are into this whole "PC culture" nonsense. Would you call Matt Stone and Trey Parker alt-right? No. Do they make fun of people by using the words faggot and nigger? Yes. "PewDiePie is alt-right, dresses like nazi" "IDubbz is a racist, alt-right, he says niggerfaggot in latest video!"

THIS IS THE FACE OF THE ALT RIGHT /s

It's bullshit. YOUR REALITY IS SKEWED.

You don't see it too much in Hollywood, mostly because those people already have lots of fans, and the small number of shitty journalists and internet trolls who actually prey on this stuff, aren't heard.

"Comedy" is subjective. And who's to say what I think is funny isn't comedy? As long I'm not physically hurting you or threatening you, I'm not forcing you to listen to anything. I should be able to say anything I want to without fear of being persecuted. If you don't like it, walk away.

EDIT: Grammar

[–]silenc3x1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

dude idubbz is not the face of the alt-right. Neither is Pewdiepie. These are comics, characters, comedians.

Richard Spencer is a better candidate. People who literally believe in white superiority.

[–]Trewper-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I know they aren't. Yet it doesn't stop the media from labeling them as such.

Me saying iDubbz is the face of alt right is me being satirical

Did you not see the PewDiePie drama that just happened recently where three journalists at the Wall Street Journal called him a Nazi and wrote an article about it?

And I'd lump the white supremacists along with the KKK and skinheads together. If you want to call that alt-right go ahead but leave comedy alone please.

[–]silenc3x1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Agreed. The media tried to paint Pewdiepie and look how it backfired. I think it's clear who members of the alt-right are. No sane person thinks that it contains South Park, or any other obvious satirical comedy outlet.

and Idubbz only says that because someone called him it for ripping on their kickstarter. I still don't agree with him saying it, but I get the feeling he isn't racist. Just seems like shock humor.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well you're just one of the ones who understands.

Just know all the protesters don't feel the same way. They blame things like South Park for making the world insensitive to their issues.

[–]silenc3x2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The world needs to make fun of each other more often. People can't seem to take a joke nowadays, whether it's trump fans, or SJW liberals.

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You were so serious until the last comment and I just burst out laughing. Thanks

[–]ghostpoopftw-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Really don't want to upvote due to use of the term trumptard" but fuck it, you've got the right ideas here. Upvote secured.

[–]Smelly_Bob10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Being alt-right would be more to do with your political and economic beliefs, not so much the cartoons you watch.

[–]Sour_Badger2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You haven't been paying attention. Everything is labeled these days, everything.

[–]macfurly 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm the generation that grew up on the Jerkey Boys, South Park, Family Guy, Slim Shady, violence in cartoons, and smoking on TV; I could do a mexican accent and no one would burn an American flag because of it. We even played cowboys and indians.

/r/FwdsFromGrandma

[–]JohnDenverExperience5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I'm so persecuted!!!! Reeeee." You sound like a cunt.

[–]speenatch2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Small point, Iron Man came out before Tropic Thunder did.

[–]yes_thats_right2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Based on what the media says, I'm alt-right.

Considering this point is at the center of the discussion, you may want to expand on it. There is no evidence in anything you have said here which suggests you would be considered alt-right by the media.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not sure if you're familiar with the many comedians and YouTube personalities being called alt-right because of their sense of humour and style of comedy. Things that used to be common back in the day that didn't really hurt anyone. Like Sarah Silverman doing blackface. Are now considered to be nearly mortal sin.

If I do blackface it doesn't mean I hate black people. If I cosplay Hitler it doesn't mean I'm an actual Nazi. Its satire.

But unfortunately freedom of expression is slowly dying. We have to watch what we say or suddenly we're alt-right.

[–]yes_thats_right2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There you go inferring that people are being called alt-right without any actual evidence.

Who specifically is being called alt right, and who is calling them this? It seems like you are confusing "the media" with "a Tumblr page I imagined"

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First one who comes to mind is Sam Hyde of Million Dollar Extreme. They recently had their show canceled and he was blacklisted based on claims he was alt-right. His show had better ratings than most of the Tim and Eric productions at the time. But because of the group's alternative comedy style, they were labeled alt-right (one skit even included blackface similar to RDJ). Here's an article from Polygon.

One you might be familiar with is the infamous PewDiePie "Nazi" thing that Just happened recently. He got fired from his production company for dressing up like Hitler. Wall Street Journal did a major piece on it.

The term alt-right originally started as South Park Republican, because yknow, the show South Park. you can read up on how the movement began on the history section of the alt-right wiki page. Which is where it refrences South Park. The wiki page is pretty vague and seems to be in an opinionated tone, rather than an educational one, but you can see that this is nothing new. Its literally just a word created by the internet, picked up by media to use as a buzzword.

Because of the nebulous nature of anonymous online communities, nobody's entirely sure who the alt-righters are and what motivates them. It's also unclear which among them are true believers and which are smart-ass troublemakers trying to ruffle feathers.

I think Matt Stones response to the whole thing was amazing.

"I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals."

EDIT: https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/the-alt-right-has-its-own-comedy-tv-show-on-a-time-warner-ne?utm_term=.sgaop00y3#.eaBJ9AAoV Jesus reading this is just absolutely mind blowing, they even refrence he's talking to trolls and yet in the same breath they say he's legit. Its shit like this, when you can't call someone like Lena Denham a fat pig, that really gets me upset. Makes me want to say more dumb shit that will rile people up.

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[–]yes_thats_right1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks for such a detailed reply. I appreciate the effort you have gone to here.

Your first example (Polygon) appears to only use the term "alt-right" (in quotes) as a reference to the fact that Hyde associates with a group who refer to themselves as "alt-right". This is mentioned in the article - I am not personally familiar with the issue.

As for PewDiePie, I think that some of his acts were certainly deserving of the alt-right moniker, although I do believe these weren't representative of him overall. I do not have a subscription to wsj so I cannot read the bottom of the article. Could you quote verbatim what they claim about him being alt-right?

I agree with the rest of your view that alt-right is a broad and often vague term. I'm not sure why you feel it necessary to discuss Matt Stones' view on liberals, which has nothing to do with this conversation.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well I don't have a subscription for WSJ either, but I have read the full article someone pasted around here. While I don't think they use the term alt-right exactly. The way they portray him as a neo-nazi, linking to a neo-nazi website claiming they are pewdiepie's #1 fan club. And showing him raising his hand up pointing, claiming he's doing a Nazi salute. (he goes through all of this in his video) Again with alt-right being so vague they may not use the term word for word but for an uninformed person to read that article, and came out of it thinking Felix was alt-right, it wouldn't be suprising. Most people don't even know what the term means as it was spawned by internet trolls.

Adult Swim cancels controversial comedy show from ‘alt-right’ creator

They are blatantly calling him alt-right it's in quotes because it's a buzzword.

In my mind the term alt-right is very broad and fits in with social interactions as well as political beliefs. Its used by news articles almost purely as a political thing but on internet forums it's used more colloquially. Its all bullshit and it's just a word people use when someone pokes their little bubble.

And I was refrencing Matt Stone because this has all happened before with the term "South Park Republican" all of the examples they used to describe the South Park guys, racist, homophobic, xenophobic is the same titles they use to describe the "alt-right"

[–]yes_thats_right1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

They are blatantly calling him alt-right it's in quotes because it's a buzzword.

Not sure you have understood my, or the articles point here.

He associates with a group who call themselves alt-right. The quotes are used to indicate that this is what they call themselves.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Re-read the title of the article.

[–]yes_thats_right1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The title of the article is literally quoting what the group call themselves. That's why they are using these things called 'quotes'.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You use single quotation marks when you're quoting a piece of literature or a name that has some significance and not as a 'scare quote'; see what I did there ;). http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/single-quotation-marks-versus-double-quotation-marks

So in this scenario they are using quotes because the group calls themselves the 'alt-right'

For example

Trewper-, reddit user, is creating a new hit sitcom titled 'love is blind' on TBS

They are calling Sam Hyde a member of the alt-right. And if you do some research you'll see that there are many articles. To be honest it doesn't seem like you've read anything I've linked in detail, or done any research yourself, and you're just looking to debate.

[–]yes_thats_right1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So in this scenario they are using quotes because the group calls themselves the 'alt-right'

EXACTLY.

The media aren't the ones who are giving them the alt-right tag. The group themselves have done that. I don't see how this hasn't sunken in yet.

[–]Trewper-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I already said it was created by internet trolls... and further used by media to portray people that don't even affiliate with these kinds of people groups, just because they tell jokes.

EDIT: for clarification.

[–]nirvanachicks0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm in my 40's too my friend. We need to reincarnate George Carlins spirit.

[–]DickieDawkins 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

alt right is the new racist.

[–]lotsofsyrup2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

no they're pretty much just regular racists. all squares are rectangles, etc.

[–]hdnsmbt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not really. Words mean what they mean. It's no coincidence a lot of the alt-bright edge lords love acting racist in hopes of upsetting anyone so they can scream "so this is what the tolerant left is!", though.

[–]Johns_Ba-con-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It really is. It's too bad because like with racists, there are people deserving of the label "alt-right" who should be regarded as such. But since so many people use alt-right as ad hominem attacks rather than explaining why they are racist/bigoted, its quickly becoming just another buzzword. Its coming to the point where I just reflexively roll my eyes

[–]KumamonForAll5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's always the alt rights fault.

[–]Steadman3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It'll work, too.

Never in the post-television world have people been so unable to think critically.

[–]3zahsselhtiaf2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who's got keys to the room? The sub Reddit room, I want in.

[–]ozmega1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, ill talk for myself and say that i dont even know what alt right is, since im not from usa, i did say she sucks tho.

[–]MakeLoveNotWarPls1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a bitch. She's ignoring the leftist shitlords..

[–]harriharris1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's all of us in our sub Reddit rooms...

[–]Sepia_Panorama1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's essentially saying that anyone who doesn't like her shitty comedy is s Nazi.

[–]hesoshy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is the only group who doesn't think she is funny.

[–]Radota21 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

From an American political standpoint (which most people judge "alt right", etc from... even though I'm British) I'm really quite left. I gave her shitty reviews because her show was bloody awful. A 5 minute segment on the taste of cum, what beautiful comedic art that was...

[–]AldotheApach31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It can't be that she's not funny. Has to be the alt right.

[–]Gnarxwall1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's the Nazis!!! /s

[–]Ihavesomethingtosay91 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm female & a huge democrat. Still don't find her funny

[–]_RAWFFLES_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If only she realized they aren't trolling her, its just alternative laughs.

[–]ButsaBoy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am liberal as fuck, this bitch SUCKS!

[–]2gudfou0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she's adapting the Trump logic of "there's no way in hell it's my fault"

[–]WhyLisaWhy0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, they'd never do anything like brigade her!

one two three four

[–]MiceTonerAccount6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol the most popular post you could find barely has 100 upvotes. Surely that's enough to bring her down!

[–]right_wing_liberal7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was about to say the same, also there’s a total of maybe 50 comments on all of them combined. That's a major campaign! Can't believe the media didn’t pick this one up!

[–]marclemore1-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Reddit IS the alt-right

[–]cgeezy22 587 points588 points589 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Such a forced hard line stance.

"I really want to thank you guys. Seriously, I'm not about to have a mental breakdown. I have never been happier. Please believe me."

[–]PezButt 67 points68 points69 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Well she did say it made her strong and stronger a couple times...then again, smell isn't everything.

[–]BlindBeard 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

It made her brave too. I'm not sure how. Even being good at something ​doesn't make you brave. Being the "first" to do something that isnt really only for men isn't brave. Making a friggin monologue like that on Instagram is pretty brave though. especially without proofreading it

[–]GhostOfGamersPast4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's brave in the Portal 2, Wheatley sense.

[–]WheatlyFTW1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A Wheatley here. Still not brave.

[–]helloboots0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If she wants to get strong she can put the fork down and lift a couple weights.

[–]surviveseven 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"The Gang Broke Amy"

[–]wanderer779 858 points859 points860 points 9 years ago (36 children) | Copy Link

I had no interest in this but after reading that I decided that I'm going to downvote her on my netflix.

[–]smacksaw 414 points415 points416 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Subreddit conspiracy confirmed

We just conspired in our Sub reddit room.

[–]26326312 38 points39 points40 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Your Submarine has a reddit room? Lucky.

[–]Hardlymd 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

*our sub Reddit room

[–]Dinosaur_Weirdo3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You mean our sub Reddit room?

[–]byoonbyoon2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm glad you've all gathered here today in my sub Reddit room. It's time we organize an alt-right troll attack on Amy Schumer to keep her ratings down. Heil!

[–]Dinosaur_Weirdo3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

:starts chant: Destroy Amy's ratings... Destroy Amy's ratings.. Destroy Amy's ratings. Destroy Amy's ratings...! Destroy Amy's ratings! Destroy Amy's ratings!!

[–]eguitarguy 73 points74 points75 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Someone figured out how to give it a zero star rating on netflix.

[–]neverp0st 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

When someone finds out how to do this tell me there have been a few movies I have seen that one isn't low enough

[–]FuNipz 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I tried sending a POST request with a rating of 0, but it automatically rounded up to the lowest score (1) on the server side.

So unfortunately not possible.

[–]deadcellplus5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

what if you tried a null value?

[–]FuNipz8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Are you kidding me?! That would break the entire Netflix!

/r/madlads

[–]MrMoustachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But HOW?

[–]smookykins1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Inspect the JavaScript console, I assume. Then write your own function call with the proper parameters.

[–]FeelThatBern 49 points50 points51 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

same.

[–]Juxtapox 36 points37 points38 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Are you the alt right?

[–]iHeartCandicePatton 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm fine thanks

[–]wanderer7791 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, I had to look up what alt-right was when Hillary Clinton did that speech on it. On the other hand, liberals defined alt-right as a group of racists, misogynists, and white supremacist, etc. But that is what they say about everyone who disagrees with them. So I don't know. Can you be a racist, misogynist nazi and be outside the alt right? Can someone get me a venn diagram? I need to know where I am on the shitlord map.

[–]welcome2me1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

defined alt-right as a group of racists, misogynists, and white supremacist, etc.

I'm confused about your confusion.

[–]zero5reveille1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's the alt-righter known as 2Chin, cousin of infamous hacker 4Chan.

[–]Blakesta999 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So because of that now we are actually forming together to give her bad ratings, when at first we all just agreed that she was unfunny and unoriginal.

[–]jimbojangles1987 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Unfortunately that just plays into her claim that the negative reviews are just left by trolls. As tough as it may be at the time, give it a few minutes and give an honest review. It's just so sad that she claims that all negative online feedback she receives is left by trolls but any positive reviews (if there are any) are actually legit.

[–]bertcox 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Watch it for 20min on silent first, makes the algorithm give you more weight. Like you really tried and hated it.

[–]That0neGuy 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Its amazing. Those fake internet points actually had real world consequence. All we need to do is find some way to convert cancelled Amy Schumer specials into food and we can solve world hunger.

[–]Wraeclast_Exile3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I use Kodi, not Netflix. Otherwise, I would.

I'll make this pretty post, taking a shit on her, though.

[–]dark-twisted2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I rated it down after seeing something on reddit earlier about her jokes being blatantly stolen. Didn't even know there was any kind of witch-hunt or anything.

[–]Ryuklovesapples1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The Netflix rating system uses auto generated ratings based on how much Netflix thinks you'll like a certain show. So rating it down will only affect you unfortunately.

[–]SonicRaptor4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No it should still help. We just wont get shitty comedians recommended to us anymore

[–]Power_Armon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I found out that down voting anything on Netflix only effects what they recommended for you.

[–]copeling1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Likewise.

[–]filthgrinder1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Votes/ratings you put on Netflix has nothing to do with general ratings like on imdb. It's if it's good for YOU. So if you give something high rating, similar shows will pop up as recommended, while shows you vote low on will not.

[–]MrMoustachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fucking Trump...

[–]kripticblade1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Same, just gave it a 1 star.

[–]Shankbon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ha! That's exactly what an alt-right troll would say! /s

[–]BubbaBrad1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

1-star Amy Schumer train anyone?

[–]MightierThanThou 211 points212 points213 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Did she just blame Trump? I may be misinterpreting her poorly written nonsense, but it sounded like she was alluding that Trump is some way responsible for how she is received in the media and on the internet.

That's hilarious. She's talking about what "the current administration wants".

Yes Amy, you're a martyr in a war against Trump. The president is afraid of your comedy. It's a conspiracy against you. Totally.

[–]Lcbrito1 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It's amazing what denial can do to a person. To think that trump or the White House, with all their problems right now, would care about her bad show.

[–]Helplessromantic 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thing is I don't think she's in denial, she's just marketing herself to the extreme left, hoping that her political stance will outweigh her bad comedy.

[–]whyalwaysm32 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not gonna lie I was browsing through Netflix trying to find "Rick and Morty" after my gf introduced me to the show. Upon scrolling I see Amy Schumers special and immediately think to myself "I'm giving this shit 1 star" and as soon as I clicked it I realized it was already at 1 star so I felt bad and didn't do it.

She also has such a disgusting face.

[–]beebstingz 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't think even trump wants to grab her by the pussy

[–]whyalwaysm32 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Look Trump is not the brightest tool in the shed but I doubt Trump has ever fucked anything less than an 8/10. With his lifestyle and money he's probably been balls deep in 9s and 10s his whole life.

[–]Alurcard100 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If she says that tho she might get enough support from the nevertrumpers to survive.

[–]teelop 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean her content is so politically charged, with such depth to it. How could Donald not fear her words?

[–]_pulsar2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People like her see Trump behind every corner. They can't wait to find another excuse to mention how terrible he is.

[–]Sirusavath1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I got to the part about the current administration and had to reread the sentence. I'm not a Trump supporter and generally feel like the guy just talks way too much but I really want to see him tweet about this.

[–]o0cynix0o 1521 points1522 points1523 points 9 years ago (49 children) | Copy Link

We did it Reddit! We ruined her special.

[–]ozman69 779 points780 points781 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

I think she deserves all the credit.

[–]GhostOfGamersPast 74 points75 points76 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Gotta give her credit for it, her "special" is one big joke.

[–]Jonne 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah, jokes are funny.

[–]Katastic_Voyage2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've literally seen the shit that gets upvoted in /r/jokes be funnier than that special. I had to leave the room multiple times while my wife was watching it out of boredom.

It literally felt like a TED talk.

[–]VR_MFLB 24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You got to give her joke stealing writers and "feminist" opportunist agent some credit. #rejectedmanufacturedsuperstar

[–]Wraeclast_Exile 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd like to get some credit for reading her downfall on Reddit.

[–]Moveover331 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is it possible she really believes that trainwreck was funny?. I mean, she's a professional comedian. She must have seen hundreds and hundreds of comedy performances. Could she still not know what 'funny' is? Is the explanation that she simply has no sense of humor?

[–]Cyboth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fuck that, she steals jokes but she isn't stealing our hard work, we did this.

[–]carribbeanjimmy 120 points121 points122 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

"Sub Reddit rooms"... Hit me up on AIM, we can plan a better attack there, I've been working on a Geocities anti-Amy site, maybe Angelfire would be better?

[–]ConditionOfMan 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Can I get linked into your web-ring?

[–]Servalpur 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

web-ring

Now that is a word I have no heard in quite a long time. It brings back happy memories.

[–]MrMoustachio4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Having issues with my NetZero service. Anyone else not able to join the chatroom?

[–]that_snarky_one 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You want a link to my Livejournal entry about her?

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

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[–]WhatIfLove7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

All I see are a bunch of potatoes.

[–]helloboots3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Icky!

[–]espgodson3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is there a cheat sheet??

[–]pumped_up_kicks80 268 points269 points270 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

And not a moment too soon. She was definitely on minute 16 on her 15 minutes of fame.

[–]GodEmperorOfCoffee 33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

This just made her more famous, tho.

[–]pumped_up_kicks80 78 points79 points80 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

Jeffery Dahmer fame is not good fame

[–]_demetri_ 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I watched his special on Netflix too, but I liked that way more than Amys.

[–]Pipboy0003 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

At least he's original

[–]kenba20994 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Probably funnier, too.

[–]Alurcard1003 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

was waaaaaaaaay funnier.

[–]Pipboy00033 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He put a lot of heart into his routine.

[–]Illusions_not_Tricks7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When you make your money from talking and haters keep pushing your content into more and more visible places, there really is no such thing as bad press.

Not to mention, in all likelihood Amy Schumers time in the public eye would have been done by now. The only people I ever hear talking about her are righties hating on her. If it wasn't for them no one would give a fuck about her.

I personally think it's hilarious that her comedy is pretty mediocre, but the people claiming to hate her push her popularity more than anyone.

[–]pumped_up_kicks809 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Schumer had a good thing going with roasts and should have just stuck with it. Lisa Lampanelli, who also works roasts, knows this and works that circuit ridiculously well.

[–]pentuplemintgum6663 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's like a court jester. When their jokes cease to be funny the king can make them humiliate themselves and laugh at that. I find it hilarious that society tends to keep these figures around because we're not finished shitting on them yet.

[–]BossRedRanger2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd never heard of her until Facebook tumblrinas kept talking about her. I avoid all right subs so if it wasn't for r/all I'd have no more exposure to her.

That being said, she's not funny to me.

[–]Illusions_not_Tricks2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My point exactly.

I also had no fucking idea who Lena Dunham is and I could give a fuck, but righty subs make her out to be this goddess to anyone who criticizes anything Trump does.

[–]ella1011 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nope. U wrong

[–]ella1011 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nope

[–]ihorsey1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, in a car crash sort of way. When the fire dies down, everyone will move on though.

[–]constantly-sick1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can't help it. Everything we touch is shit painted in gold.

[–]bluto36 36 points37 points38 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

fuckin Russians and Nazi frogs!

[–]KenuR 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Good job everyone! Oh btw, when is our next sub Reddit room meeting?

[–]Strantron2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where having one right now, and its not your turn to speak. We're going over last weeks minuets, SHHH!

[–]o0cynix0o1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hold on a sec let me log into MySpace and get it started. I'll send you the link on AIM when I'm ready.

[–]wicknest2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i'm going to start calling them sub Reddits now.

[–]Catbrainsloveart2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No we didn't! You guys actually gave it free press. lol! If it weren't for Reddit's absolute hatred for Amy I wouldn't have watched her special. I'm betting everyone hates her because she's chubby and makes jokes about men having sad dribbly cum shots,

[–]o0cynix0o1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was joking, but I'm sure you knew that. Need me to "mansplain" that for you? You'd also be bet in that bet, most people hate her because she's not funny and blames that on men.

[–]Catbrainsloveart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, men don't think she's funny cuz they 1) Don't relate, and 2) feel emasculated by some of her jokes. They're so used to everything being tailored to men by men that something that's funny mostly only to women is something they can't fathom. That, my friend, is male privilege.

[–]o0cynix0o1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How in the actual fuck do you know what I'm thinking? Think you know what most men think without actually hearing them say it is delusional.

Male privilege, huh. So for women by women is Female Privilege, no? So equality by division, that will work out fine. Two wrongs don't make a right.

[–]Catbrainsloveart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Huh. You really have no idea how things work in society, do you? Male privilege is privilege because the main vein of society is tailored to them and their wants and needs. The way things are, are for men. For hundreds and thousands of years, men have used their power to ensure this. I don't need to tell you that only in the last century have women been allowed to even vote. Male privilege is leaving the house and not having to think about or navigate society in a fearful or secondary manner. You already know the norm is that everything should be relatable and enjoyable for you. Women don't get to have that, but now that it's popping up, and it's not being sensitive to the fragile masculinity of most men, they're either outraged or annoyed because they don't understand it. Thus they are legitimately confused as to how something came to be if it's not tailor made for their expectations and ways of life. Female privilege doesn't exist because we don't get to expect the world to be readily available to us. If we don't feel, at every second, desirable to men, we feel worthless. Because everywhere you look there's something to tell us we need to be more fuckable, more bearable to look at, to smile more for you, to be the complete opposite of you so you don't have to feel any competition whatsoever while you put your dick in us. You can't fathom what it's like to be a minority and exist in a society not made for you. That. Is male privilege.

[–]o0cynix0o1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't fathom what it's like to be a minority? See that's what pisses off most people. I grew up as a poor white kid in a town that's 80% Hispanic. I know being a minority buddy.

Got picked on for being the only white kid in class. Got picked on for not having money new clothes and all the other BS. Had to find different ways to get home wihhout having the shit kick outta me daily. Had damn near every worldly possession I was able to afford stolen from me constantly.

Maybe you shouldn't take such a condesending tone with people before you know what they went through in life.

Do woman have it hard sure, are some guys d-bags most definitely. But when you start touting the all men are scum cause they're men, you loose me.

I don't like Schumer because she's not funny. It's not the subject matter at all. Her delivery isn't the best and her schtick is getting old as well.

feel emasculated by some of her jokes

Hardly, I'd have to care what people think about me first.

[–]van-nostrand-md1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But I never got my invite to the "Bring down Amy Schumer" subreddit room!

[–]Shoklogic 714 points715 points716 points 9 years ago (66 children) | Copy Link

Watched it. She had ripped off a Nick Swardson joke within the first five minutes. It was all downhill after that. I didn't even crack a smile until 27 minutes in. Nothing after that.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin[S] 359 points360 points361 points 9 years ago (38 children) | Copy Link

what joke? The Opie and Anthony subreddit is compiling all the jokes it appears she stole.

[–]weapawn 299 points300 points301 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

Someone needs to make a picture of her and Mencia as Sith master and apprentice.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin[S] 128 points129 points130 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

hmmm.... you could be a genuis

[–]weapawn 55 points56 points57 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I've been called worse.

[–]visualspeak 44 points45 points46 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Don't "Schumer" yourself.

[–]Dont_trust_them 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I think you're onto something here

[–]Wraeclast_Exile1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Schum-Bag?

You Shumerized that routine just now. Simply horrible.

[–]SLEEPLESSNIGHT51 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Myyyy vaaaggiiiiiinnnaaaa!

[–]GhettoMars1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everyone needs to reply to her post with this line.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin[S] 341 points342 points343 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Ok I tried. How do you like it?

https://i.redd.it/z8lfrvqnjoly.jpg

[–]weapawn 63 points64 points65 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

That's pretty good.

[–]Mcmuphin 30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Ok Ian

[–]ihorsey5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm Gay

[–]rodStewart3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How's that going

[–]dpistachio3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gayly

[–]Pipboy0003 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This took more time and effort than her whole gig. And a lot more fun

[–]GodEmperorOfCoffee 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

/r/photoshopbattles/ needs you!

[–]DeafandMutePenguin[S] 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It literally was my first real attempt at photoshopping something and posting it here.

Every other time has just been adding captions or thought bubbles.

[–]TinFoilWizardHat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Perfect.

[–]smacksaw2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's funnier than anything Amy Schumer has ever done

[–]I_smell_like_bacon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Needs more fat.

[–]ajilllau 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

You have a link by chance?

Edit: wow, nevermind I looked myself. It's literally like every other post over in r/opieandanthony

[–]Vayne_Solidor 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh that sub is... different.

[–]Shoklogic 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Nick Swardson comedy album called Party (2007) Track 3. "Drinking"

It's on Apple Music.

That album is hilarious, still.

[–]mrklabb2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I always wanted a British kid.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks man I will check it out!

[–]Kickinback323 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can you link the thread, I'd like to check it out.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think this is it. It was stickied to the top for a long time. https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/434mt4/amy_schumer_joke_thief_megathread/

[–]Kickinback323 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I appreciate it!

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There were others but the moderators kept taking them down and moving it to that one. if you go to /r/opieandanthony now it's being discussed.

[–]dahriteratin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm sure you can chalk up a "my vagina" to stealing it from Howard Stern's daughter.

[–]pixelprophet1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, a year ago, and yet here we still are.

https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/42wrxy/all_the_jokes_amy_schumer_stole_in_one_video/

[–]leah1281 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Link?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

look below.

[–]darkaxe0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't like Amy at all, but that subreddit is so terrible. What is gained by calling her fat and such all the time? Attack her content, which is terrible. Attacking appearance only makes them look like fools.

[–]Loki_d20-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Uhhh... So people are gathering to 'take her down'? Which is it, folks?

[–]clush 91 points92 points93 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

I'm not even a huge Amy hater, but I didn't even make it past 15 minutes. I thought Trainwreck was great, but her stand up is so bad.

[–]VictorClark 85 points86 points87 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

The only good thing about that movie was John Cena. Everything else was just sad.

[–]MarinePrincePrime 98 points99 points100 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

LeBron and Bills interactions together were great

[–]gapball 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

For sure.

[–]DrasticGoDown1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bill Hader and LeBron James's chemistry was amazing in that movie. Amy Schumer was probably my least favourite part of it all. Her character comes off as whiny, spoiled, self-centered, and lazy. I mean I guess that's the point but she was so unlikable on such a fundamental level that I couldn't get into it.

Again, I loved Cena, Hader, and James though

[–]Na_Free 9 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

Lebron was amazing every second he was on screen.

[–]capincus5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Jordan was great in Space Jam but Lebron in Trainwreck is the indisputable GOAT.

[–]misterzigger7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Don't be putting disrespect on Space Jam's name

[–]jimbojangles19872 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is LeBron still making the Space Jam reboot? I really don't know how to feel about that, but as long as they do it justice and don't just try to remake the movie with LeBron replacing Jordan. That would be a huge disappointment.

[–]pickup_thesoap 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You mean Mark Wahlberg.

[–]washedrope5 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dude im 260 lean. I look like Mark Wahlberg ate mark Wahlberg

[–]jimbojangles19873 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Idk I love Bill Hader in most stuff he's a part of but I definitely have to view his involvement in that movie with a certain amount of skepticism. But in all actuality, I still love Hader and enjoyed his parts in the movie anyway.

[–]MrCarey2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't remember seeing him in that movie...

[–]IAmKimJongUn-AMA1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He was in the movie? I didn't even see him.

[–]mjxa12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Same here man, I even got high to watch it and it still was a no go.

[–]NotDaveFranco2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The first time I was exposed to Amy Schumer was "Trainwreck." I thought it was hilarious. That said, if you've seen one Amy Schumer movie, show, or standup, you have seen them all. They are a constant regurgitation of sex, cum, and vagina jokes. She is so unoriginal, that not only does she reuse/steal material, but that's probably the only skill she has. Normally when people talk about the same subjects, no matter their relevance in the situation, it means they are that shallow and uninteresting; but because that ONE vagina joke received a laugh that ONE time, she hangs onto it.

A sad existence.

[–]therapistiscrazy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Decided to see what this is all about. Just started it. I'm pretty neutral but this is pretty bad.

[–]slowclappingclapper1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I stopped 4 mins in.

[–]heavymcd1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I liked her show, and Trainwreck. Then I made the mistake of paying big-boy money to watch her stand-up live. Hands down the worst thing I've seen outside of open mic night at the Thai restaurant around the corner. Painfully bad.

[–]niankaki0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought Trainwreck was great

I stopped after the funeral scene. Too much cringe. Wasn't it supposed to be a comedy movie?

[–]0fficerNasty2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And Chappelle.

[–]pimplefacednerd2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't even last two minutes what a mess of uninteresting throat phlegm

[–]the_bluntbandit_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why did you watch it at all?

[–]Shoklogic1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I like to think of myself as non-discriminatory and wanted to give an honest chance. After watching it, I was 100% confident in the 1 star rating it deserved.

[–]Vlarm1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What joke

[–]icyw31ner 1173 points1174 points1175 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

Look Amy I don't like him either, but Trump had nothing to do with it. You're just bad at comedy.

[–]sparklebrothers 204 points205 points206 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

If you actually read the reviews, the most 'helpful' ones are from people saying that they are fans of her Comedy Central show/previous specials but it's pretty clear that this 'leather' special was a steaming pile of dog shit.

.

I was actually pretty excited when I saw this new special on Netflix because I was curious to see how Amy was going to evolve from her usual cum stained, period panty bits. I ended up extremely disappointed...same ol' Amy recycling played out shock humor with a little bit of "CrYpToNeSiA".

[–]jimbojangles1987 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

According to her, shouldn't all online reviews of her specials be left by trolls, or is that just the negative ones?

[–]Walican132 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

What on earth is that last word you made.

[–]underdog_rox 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Cryptomnesia is when an old idea pops up in your head and you treat it as a new idea.

[–]NMU906 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Aaaaaand I just lost the game. Thanks dude

[–]LandanRoss982 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

you fuck boy

[–]LandanRoss982 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i didn't know there was a name for that, thanks!

[–]resinis3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The problem is she got famous when she was halfway in shape and attractive. Then she got fat and self conscious on stage and you can hear it in her jokes. People just feel sad for her now, especially when she still tries to wear the same outfits she used to.

[–]000932931 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

holy shit that is exactly how i watched it.

by the third pussy joke i was like "really? just pussy pussy pussy for an hour?"

[–]Hawkings_WheelChair 89 points90 points91 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Yeah fuck Trump but he's been in office for less than 2 months. How is she going to explain the last few years?

[–]pieman7414 70 points71 points72 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

alt right conspiracy obviously

[–]Average_Llama 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Russians hacked the reviews

[–]bandola2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy was a hack way before the Russians came along!

[–]itstoearly4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everything before Trump took office was Bush's fault, remember?

[–]NegativeGhostrider3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The Russians predicted Trumps win so obviously the alt right nazi frogs that meet at specific times on certain subreddits.

[–]wicknest 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"my special was bad because of Trump!"

nah you just write shitty material and the rest is stolen.

[–]washedrope53 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Welcome to the alt right, you misogynist

[–]swohio2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Yeah but the patriarchy..."

[–]ihorsey1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She shouldve blamed it on the Russians.

[–]Mardoo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love it when she says "my vagina" a lot, and like boob and fart jokes, she's so funny, right you guys? :D

[–]cashcartibitch 556 points557 points558 points 9 years ago (66 children) | Copy Link

My girlfriend is a HUGE fan of her for whatever reason. After everything I say to her about Amy she still continues to like her. The other night she turned on the special and i actually sat there and listened. EVERY. SINGLE. JOKE WAS ABOUT SEX AND HOW MUCH SHE LOVES CUM. After about 5 minutes she turned it off and said it was terrible.

[–]quyllur 116 points117 points118 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I used to like Amy, back in the days when she was with Jeselnik. Now she has become the type of women I hate, the type that criticizes inequality but doesn't want to pay for dinner.

[–]Mustangarrett 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I bet she's the sort that does grab her purse, but has zero actual intention of paying.

[–]resinis2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well to be fair her pussy is so big she could swallow you whole with it so you better pay for fuckin dinner or you'll die.

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Alright...

[–]yamsjustyams1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I remember her coming on Howard Stern many years ago. Back when she was on roasts. I honestly liked her back then and she seemed really humble and self-deprecating. My how money and success changes some people.

[–]TheHighestEagle 206 points207 points208 points 9 years ago (47 children) | Copy Link

Now start teaching her about how she only got where she is because of her fathers connections.

[–]DicklePill 231 points232 points233 points 9 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link

And despite admitting to raping a guy while he was unconscious.

[–]Delitescent_ 122 points123 points124 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

But you know shes a chick and so it doesn't count...

[–]helloboots 82 points83 points84 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

LOL everyone knows men can't be raped!!!

/s

[–]discountdribbler2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In cases of legitimate rape, the male body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And? It's still rape.

[–]I_NEVER_LIE_1337 33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit did she really? Any proof?

[–]BoringPersonAMA 99 points100 points101 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

She admitted it herself (bragged about it, even) and got praised for being a strong and independent woman.

[–]a50atheart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah guys go to jail for doing what Schumer did, hell guys go to jail for "allegations" without any actual proof for that shit...

[–]condorama-8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Meh. Drunk sex isn't rape if the drunk person rings you and has you come over. I don't care what anyone says. Not rape. Although im aware people would say it is if the female were the drunk person. It's just not rape either way.

[–]kilowhitt12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Legally it is actually rape. Particularly rapey being that he was so drunk he was passing out during it, and was the only one drunk while she was sober. I feel bad if anyone ever makes the connection to who he is.

[–]condorama2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm sure legally it is rape but so are a lot.of things that aren't actually rape. She fucked a guy who was too drunk but the drunk guy did booty call her. And we're saying she's the rapist. Bug what if drunk guy booty called her and she got there and he was wasted but really wanted it and she was scared and apprehensive but gave into sex anyways cause he was drunk and pushy and much stronger than her. Would he have been a drunk guy who raped her? See how easy it is to murk up the water? That's why we can't call everything rape.

And I hate this bitch.

[–]kilowhitt2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I do too. I thought she was funny at first, then realized she is a one trick pony pretending to be some kind of fucking unicorn. It's seriously like she believes she is the funniest woman alive.

And not to be a nitpicker, a drunk person can commit rape. I agree there are murky waters around what can be called rape, but, it's pretty much undeniable now that an intoxicated person cannot give consent. Even if he did want it, does she not have a shred of decency to think like hey, this guy is wasted and wouldn't fuck me otherwise, maybe I should save us both the regret? It's just gross.

[–]BoringPersonAMA3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So apparently we all need to watch this shit again

[–]ihorsey 58 points59 points60 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Straight from the whales mouth.

[–]theivoryserf2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Come on guys, this is not helping the 'she's just not funny' line. Seems like irrational rage

[–]Vylth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Agreed. No need to add extra insults. Her comedy is bad enough. My fiance who likes Amy was watching the special the other night and about 5-10 minutes in said, "Oh Amy..." like in a defeated way because she started rambling on about things that werent funny and were just gross. She turned it off soon after and had her face scrunched up for the remaining time she did watch it.

Like, her comedy is just shit. My fiance really likes her and she agrees. She goes way overboard for the shock factor and her jokes are just flat. Like its just not good comedy, no need to add in other criticisms that arent required.

[–]madamoctolass3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wait if she agrees why does she like her?

[–]Vylth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because she likes her other work and liked her TV show. I should have said my fiance agrees her standup comedy is shit.

She likes Amys TV show and stuff but she doesnt like any of her standup comedy.

[–]BrainOnLoan 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Letting it go is probably smarter. No need to always prove to people that you were right.

[–]TheHighestEagle2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Jennifer?

[–]BrainOnLoan2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No.

Flowers are still appreciated though.

[–]speenatch1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Elsa?

[–]Heebmeister1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lmao her father isn't Chuck Schumer, where do you get this shit.

[–]TheHighestEagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her fathers cousin is Chuck Schumer. I never said Chuck was her father learn to read. lmao

[–]Heebmeister1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What the hell connections did her dad have? Only thing Google pulls up on him is stories related to Amy and his multiple Schlerosis

[–]TheHighestEagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're really shit at research.

Google amy schumers Dad and see who his cousin is.

Really, not hard. Takes about 25 seconds.

[–]Heebmeister2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy shit dude how petulant and thick are you. So you're implying her daddy's connections to being distantly related to a senator means he was able to set up a fucking comedy career for her? Is that really how you picture the entertainment industry working? You not only believe Chuck Schumer has the power to set up any distant relative in a entertainment career but that he would also have the interest?? Jesus christ, she's just another slob who capitalized and took credit for others people's hard work and propelled herself into being a name that way. It's not rocket science, plenty of hack comedians have done the same.

[–]TheHighestEagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oooh u mad

[–]Heebmeister2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Said every 14 year old ever when they have no reply. What's next are you going to call me bruh?

[–]TheHighestEagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

U soooooooooo mad. Take da stick outcha butt.

[–]240to1801 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Still no results, unless you're implying that having Chuck Schumer as her cousin would have any impact on her career. There's enough reasons to hate her. You don't need to make shit up.

[–]TheHighestEagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No one is making anything up dingus.

Holy shit you are slow. Lol

[–]VR_MFLB0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bingo

[–]PBRwithalime 32 points33 points34 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol every single joke, or she turned it off in 5 minutes?

[–]Zednix3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The entire special revolves around pussy jokes and her "I'm disgusting, love me" act.

[–]FreudJesusGod2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes.

[–]therapistiscrazy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I turned it off at "cum angel". You know what part of it is? Amy lacks the charisma of great comics. It feels forced and awkward.

[–]BoringPersonAMA2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you tell her that Amy Schumer is a rapist?

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My girlfriend is a HUGE fan of her

Like, physically?

[–]throw_thisshit_away1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It took 1:16 for her to make a vagina joke, and then went on for 27 minutes more of uninterrupted vagina jokes.

[–]DrasticGoDown1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I saw her perform live in February. It might have been the same jokes from her special, right? One about where her boyfriend shoots, one about him hyping it up and dribbling, probably something about how she stalked Bradley Cooper for a while, something about being black out drunk in college, etc etc?

[–]Mustaka-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well what she was saying is how bad your cum tastes. Google how to make your cum taste good. Then googe how to not be such a beta little shit. /r/theredpill will help you out.

[–]JOHN_FUCKING_TITOR6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think the guy handled it in the most mature way. He told his girlfriend what he thought of Amy. His girlfriend was a fan and he respected her opinion and sat with her watching the show, maybe so that later he could discuss it better with his girlfriend.

Turns out that it wasn't needed, his gf changed opinion by herself and all is well with the world.

[–]cosmicperfection 137 points138 points139 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Subreddit rooms? Does this mean I have to move out of my parents basement now?

[–]mexn 9 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

she probably thinks reddit is like a clan with factions in different locations in the back of a bar or some shit

[–]Foremole_of_redwall3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is. The question is, are you with /r/prequelmemes or /r/sequelmemes ?

[–]monttaanantoni 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She thinks that Reddit works like chat rooms.

[–]ThusShatZarathustra1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah... there's a lot of... creative language use going on in that post.

Does instagram show when it was posted? She coulda been sloshed or tired.

[–]zdw2082 9 years ago [recovered] (15 children) | Copy Link

One last final plea to acquire the "feminist viewer"

[–]Shadowchaos 236 points237 points238 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

"Rate my special 5 stars because we both have vaginas!"

[–]jimmyjoejimbob 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The irony being, you can't use the word vagina in a netflix review, especially when the show revolves around her using the word.

[–]nowaygreg5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I like how people switched roles for the second go round of this comment thread. Real team effort.

[–]Namees5050 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

How did u manage to do this twice?

[–]PM_ME_SweetNothings 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Reddit is fun duplicates the message if your internet is slow and you spam the submit button

[–]Yunwen2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did I? Shit, my bad

[–]Shoryuhadoken3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's what hillary clinton tried during the campain.

[–]swohio2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"You might ask why aren't I 50 points 5 stars ahead!"

[–]Shadowchaos 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

"Rate my special 5 stars because we both have vaginas!"

[–]Namees5050 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

How did u manage to do this twice?

[–]kingandyroo 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Reddit is fun duplicates the message if your internet is slow and you spam the submit button

[–]Shadowchaos2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did I? Shit, my bad

[–]PM_ME_SweetNothings 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The irony being, you can't use the word vagina in a netflix review, especially when the show revolves around her using the word.

[–]smileybird3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I like how people switched roles for the second go round of this comment thread. Real team effort.

[–]gramster2141 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah the left doesn't like her either.

[–]CHADUM96 989 points990 points991 points 9 years ago (51 children) | Copy Link

I've seen tons of true Schumer fans being like "This special is really bad."

I absolutely hate Amy Schumer, and her blaming others for he being unfunny makes me hate her more.

Why can't she just accept that cum and vagina "jokes" (if thats what you want to call these) aren't funny.

Nobody really wants to watch an un-attractive fat chick get on stage and talk about getting fucked for an hour. Its just kind of gross.

[–]Tonydanzafan69 573 points574 points575 points 9 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link

Here's the issue with me: I don't care what the subject is the Joke is. She can joke about sex until the cows come home. If it's funny, then it's good in my eyes. I don't care if you make a rape joke as long as it's funny. The problem is that she isn't funny. Her jokes aRen't original, and more importantly, aren't funny. That's my issue with her.

[–]ChipMania 350 points351 points352 points 9 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link

Not only that but her delivery on jokes is just awful. She has zero comedic timing, even the funny jokes she's stolen she manages to turn to shit with her awful delivery and timing.

[–]sungawd 142 points143 points144 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

"Cum in this BOTTLE!"... ok schumer

[–]Xanaxdabs 112 points113 points114 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

It was a jar, I think. I much prefer "on top of the TV" or "in the fishbowl"

[–]quwertie 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

That's because Dave chapelle is actually funny

[–]Xanaxdabs 35 points36 points37 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

White power!

[–]-FuckYourGod 97 points98 points99 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a nigger lover."

[–]Xanaxdabs 56 points57 points58 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"He's too important to the movement. Tell him that he's black, he would probably kill himself. Just be one less nigger around. His commitment is that deep."

[–]LouSputhole940 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Trumps America now, boy!"

[–]Alurcard100 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

best fucking show.

[–]Psychic_Monkey 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

A jar is such a lame object. Make it an interesting place at least, like behind the fridge or something if you're going to rip off a joke

[–]Xanaxdabs 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Isn't it amazing? She doesn't have the intelligence to write her own joke, and she can't even alter the joke a little.

[–]Bullfrog777 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Well she did alter it, but she actually made it worse. I read someone post a comment on the /r/videos subreddit about the special that said something like "a fishbowl is infinitely funnier than a jar, because of the implication that if you cum in a fishbowl, that the fish are going to have a bad day." Sorry I can't find the exact comment but it was pretty insightful into how shitty schumer is as a comedian compared to chappelle, even if she didn't purposefully steal the joke.

[–]CrayolaS73 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't know about that, it's just the fishbowl/on top of the TV is so absurd whereas a jar is such a mundane object and its designed for putting liquids in. Even if you wouldn't normally cum in a jar it's still kind of logical, and that's why the joke fails.

[–]Bullfrog7772 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched the special last night, chappelle was able to squeeze out a couple of more jokes because it was a fishbowl, and not just a jar. "Oh no! They're eatin it!" "The fish like it when I come over now" Chappelle is much more clever than random XD absurdity.

[–]CrayolaS71 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't mean to diminish Dave's joke by saying the fishbowl made it funny by being absurd, that's discounting the whole set-up and everything; I'm just saying Schumer's punchline doesn't work because it lacks that.

[–]BigMackNC2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm 99 percent sure that's an old Dave Chappell joke anyway.

[–]JakeDogFinnHuman3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're 100 percent correct.

[–]Xanaxdabs3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is. It was pretty funny, but Dave Chapelle knows how to deliver a joke, and any changed it to a shittier version. If you really want to see her doing a scene for scene theft, look into the retail store scene in madtv and inside Amy Schumer.

[–]Ho_ho_beri_beri1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And it wasn't that funny to begin with.

[–]2gudfou1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

aRen't

I spent way too much time trying to figure out if that was a witty joke

[–]nuevakl1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In comedy though stuff like shit and dick jokes are considered 'hacky'. And to put a hacky topic on your special it has to be really really creative and I think neither her delivery or the jokes have been that. Nortons special that came out this week have the same (kind of) topics, but his delivery and his way of just brushing it and setting up the punchline is just miles ahead of Amy. Just my dumb opinion.

[–]Conquerz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People tell me I hate her because she's fat and i'm fatphobic.

I am fatphobic, but I don't hate her because of it.

I could watch Louis CK (who is fat, and ugly) joke about raping little nigger girls for an hour, and i'll probably laugh my ass off.

Amy I just want to punch her in the face. Oh my god the voice, when she talks I just want to punch her mouth so much that my hand starts hurting from imagining her teeth cutting it.

[–]_Nohbdy_ 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No I absolutely do not. Eww.

[–]therealdrg 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

The weird part is that lisa lampanelli proved that 20 years ago, somehow people forgot.

[–]MatticusCrispy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Now theres a name I havent heard in a while.

Why'd you have to do that? :(

[–]terryducks1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As a shock comic, LL is terrible. Telegraphs all her jokes.

Wait, here comes a black dick joke ... like that wasn't done before.

[–]FreudJesusGod 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Louis CK's cum jokes were funny because he made fun of himself for being fat and unattractive. If he'd tried to play being a stud all those jokes would fall flat.

[–]Illusions_not_Tricks 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I suspect this is a lie as I don't think a handful of "true Schumer fans" actually exist.

[–]CHADUM961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thats what I would like to believe, but unfortunately they are out there.

[–]jimbojangles19873 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Too bad now that the fans are giving negative online reviews they automatically fall into the category of "alt-right trolls" and people eat that shit up. And by people I mean the media. But as soon as someone gives a positive online review it's a legitimate review (if there even are any). But according to her definition they should also be considered online trolls just for giving feedback online.

[–]FuckyouYatch2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dee Reynolds tried the exact same thing, she believe she was successful, at the end she discover that the gang tried to break her, does the same thing is happening to Schumer as well? does she have a gang? is someone trying to break her?

[–]MatticusCrispy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She got got!

[–]VR_MFLB2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Cum and vaginas can be funny, but the humor shouldn't rely on the taboo of the words.

[–]libangel2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This. I myself am a pretty big Schumer fan but this special was god awful. Now I am by no means a prude but she took that shit to a whole new level of being actually gross. Every single joke was about cum, shit, her pussy, dicks, etc. Not even funny jokes either. I feel like my mother for saying this, but that was just vulgar.

[–]Macscotty11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was once on a cruise and they had two entertainment acts planned for one night. They had a magician that was meant for a family thing from like 8-10pm. It was holarious and entertaining. And then at 12-1am they had an adults only comedy act. It was just a dude making jokes about sex literally the whole time. And it was just awful.

Doesn't matter if the comedian is male or female, constant jokes about only sex get really old, real fast.

[–]TheLethargicMarathon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd rather watch an un-attractive fat chick her get on stage and talk about getting fucked for an hour. Its just kind of gross, but I'm into that kinda shit. With such a slutty mouth I'm surprised/ disappointed that she's not in porn.

[–]CHADUM961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Very true. She probably thinks she is too high maintenance and too "beautiful" for that.

[–]smacksaw1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who's fucking her for an hour? The alt right?

[–]Footface_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I dont have anything against vagina, dick or cum jokes, if they are done properly i laugh my ass off, Amy Schumer just fail the build up and delivery on her jokes and i think thats why they are bad. Comedy is a lot about build up, pace and delivery.

[–]Walican1321 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm really confused by her career entirely. How did she even get this big to start with?

[–]CHADUM961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Idk. I tried watching her show once and it was terrible. I think she got started on Last Comic Standing

[–]horth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yah, if i wanted those jokes i would listen to my mom.

[–]CHADUM961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fantastic

[–]lonethunder691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whoa now. I agree Schumer isn't funny, but her physical appearance has nothing to do with it. Just look at Louis ck: he's an unattractive fat guy who talks about fucking all the time, the difference is that he's actually just a really smart and funny guy with great timing and delivery.

[–]CHADUM962 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her physical appearance has nothing to do with, except for she constantly is talking and acting like she is just this gorgeous bombshell. Louie knows that he is a schlub, and he plays off that really well.

Schumer legit believes that she is hot and charming, which is not true. Thats where all this comes from: her massive ego

[–]lonethunder691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah yeah, fair enough. I think the best comedians are the ones that notice their flaws and laugh at them, because we want to identify with the person on stage and, in a sense, their flaws are our own. I don't like egotistical comedians, and Schumer does have that in spades. I don't personally think she's unattractive, definitely not a gorgeous bombshell though. I thought the comment was that she's fat and ugly, therefore not funny.

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

EXACTLY! If this was let's say Whitney Cummings talking about getting fucked I might even smile even if it's not funny. But Any Schumer talking about herself getting fucked just makes my penis very sad.

[–]McWigan 9 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

The equivalent of a shitty rapper on Soundcloud calling everyone haters... No, you're actually just shit...

[–]GhostOfGamersPast 34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

You have inspired me, please, do not enjoy my rap:

Yo, yo, unh unh, I rap good fer someone white, Haters be hating 'cause I'm suburbanite. Unh, yeah. But one thing's going good gunna confirm that rumor: my rap's better than the comedy of Amy Schumer.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]-Metis6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yea fuck the haters.

[–]coldsteel12124 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You are a lyrical spiritual miracle individual.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That sounds like most mainstream rappers

[–]kraftyjack 182 points183 points184 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

Ok, I don't really care for her but I thought I would give it a shot. I quit after she droned on and on about how awful and hideous her vagina was for over 10 minutes. She would occasionally make yips and yells for attempted comedic affect. She was doing this all while wearing a skintight leather outfit. She reminds me of Dane Cook with her delivery and weird noises.

[–]helloboots 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I skipped right to the middle of the special and it was the same.

Even the audience seemed limp. She would say "Right?! Right?!" and the audience goes whooo......

[–]Val_Hallen 92 points93 points94 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"Please laugh."

[–]BlindGuardian4201 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sadly, Jeb! had more charisma and natural comedic timing than Schumer.

[–]The_Telltale_Fart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Are you saying Whoo or Booo-urns?"

[–]prpldrank2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Whoo or schOO-mer"

[–]jimbojangles1987 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dane cook however was actually really funny back when he released that 2-disc special. I should give him another listen to see if he holds up after a decade or more. Still gotta be better than Amy though I feel like.

[–]Lcbrito14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, some clothes are hard to pull off and she just had to wear leather. It's one of the most if not the most anti-fatty fabrics, and she is definitely not slim. Maybe a tiny bit overweight, but no slim.

[–]CrayolaS72 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's probably trying to make a point/get a pat on the back for demonstrating that "bigger girls can be sexy too" or some shit, I'm sure her feminist fans will eat that shit up.

[–]psychoticpython1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's ok to say fat on reddit

[–]whyalwaysm31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not "tiny bit", she's definitely overweight/fat. In before people claim she's curvy and plus sized.

[–]MrMoustachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How dare you. Dane cook is ten times the comedian she is.

[–]RushBNoStop 145 points146 points147 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

This is just sad

[–]RonDonVolante92 85 points86 points87 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Shes just like Trump in the way shes critisizing negative reviews as fake news. They both need to realise that many many people rightfully believe theyre both incompetent at what they do despite being so popular. I love the way she boxes in all the poeple who disliked her awful comedy as alt right

[–]volabimus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is exactly like Trump calling CNN and Buzzfeed fake news (a term which they invented to censor news sources outside of the big-6 media monopoly from facebook and google results) for reporting that there was a five year Russian blackmail plot to take an American billionaire they filmed being pissed on by prostitutes and make him the President of the United States by hacking and leaking unedited emails from the ex-Secretary of State's cupboard email server.

[–]the_official_cnn_bot5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Speaking of CNN:

  • CNN “Loses Connection” When Guest Brings Up Jesus (and Preaches Unity) in Wake of Ferguson Shooting

  • CNN Falsely Claims Melania Trump Blew Off Akie Abe During Japanese Visit

  • CNN Deceptively Edits Trump Interview, Swaps His Answers to Different Questions to Manufacture Claim he Wants to Start a 'Muslim registry'

  • CNN Falsely Claims Trump Brought Neil Hardiman to DC as a ‘decoy’; Hardin wasn’t in DC to Begin with

  • CNN Edits Out Sherelle Smith’s Calls for Violence, Reports her Message of ‘Peace’ (Milwaukee)

  • CNN Popularizes the term ‘Fake News’, Later Says it’s Like the N-word

[–]volabimus3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

  • CNN blurs Trump shirt of man who saved infant

[–]TestaSKULLS1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love the way she boxes in all the poeple who disliked her awful comedy as alt right

Right? As a Bernie fan who also thinks her special was garbage, this vexes me.

[–]Walican1321 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bernie is the new alt right

[–]Mrnoone6961 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't believe that I didn't notice the parallels before reading your comment. You're absolutely spot on.

[–]TheHighestEagle-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you seriously compare Amy schumer to the President?

Jesus Christ.

[–]DizzyGrizzly26 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was reading her response and thinking, "wow, sound like a trump statement."

Thanking supporters for an instant and than shift full focus to lying journalists and brigading... seems pretty familiar.

[–]kevinrk235 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yep. Especially that second to last line.

[–]CrMyDickazy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Its sad that someone so delusional and untalented can be worth good money.

You may be a bad cook but you're probably still better at cooking than she is being a comedian.

[–]gapball 67 points68 points69 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Alt right? I'm a whiney liberal and I fucking hate her and hope online hatred makes her cry. She is a shitty person and, to top it off, she is stupid.

[–]TreeFittyy 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Anyone who doesn't instantly praise any female no matter how bad their material is = alt right

[–]Alurcard100 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Welcome to the riech.

[–]Lidiored 121 points122 points123 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

She steals jokes. Fuck her.

[–]ripbbking 106 points107 points108 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

No way, I'm not doing it.

[–]smacksaw3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Then where is she going to get all of the cum for her next stand-up special?

[–]terryducks2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Reluctant fucker, nice.

Where's she going to get all those bad sex jokes without some bad sex?

[–]Diaozhatian86 46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She also raped some guy who was drunk and passed out on her couch one time.

[–]DigiDuncan 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe on second thought, don't fuck her.

[–]pooshhMao 116 points117 points118 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

I am strong

No

And beautiful

Noooo

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[–]gbnn7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am obese

[–]one-hour-photo 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

stunning and brave!

[–]pooshhMao4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How come this woman still has a career?

It has been demonstrated she outright stole a lot of her material. How come nobody sued her yet? Pussy pass?

[–]one-hour-photo2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i'm really not sure. it's like.. i've met twenty women in my life that are funnier than her. but all the money is behind her for some reason.

[–]pooshhMao1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My guess is she sure is useful to push the 'women can do everything men can' narrative.

[–]bright_yellow_vest2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"And will use my voice my whole time on this earth."

Muh vagina!

[–]ovoxo_tofu1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's like have some humility.

[–]CrMyDickazy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

One of the most annoying things about PC society and feminist bullshit is when someone so clearly not attractive claims they are and is actually unstable enough to believe themself.

[–]pooshhMao1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I guess landing the lead role in the upcoming Barbie movie would have done a number on her self-perception.

If only we could have preserved Ebert's consciousness in AI-form. I would have loved to see him tear into it.

[–]bradleyb10 9 years ago* [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

Yet if you go on IMDB it's full of people giving genuine reviews & reasons for why they give it a 1 star. She needs to stop playing the blame game and come to the reality that she's just not that funny

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[–]Sonic5271 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's ironic that she befriended Hillary Clinton who after losing the election has continued to blame everyone, thing, and country for her loss but not herself.

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[–]OurSociety 52 points53 points54 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Schumers gonna schume.

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[–]spoida 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

b

you dropped this

[–]stickyliverhopkins 40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

she Canadian yet?

[–]smacksaw 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't you put that immigration crime on us Ricky Bobby

[–]Zednix 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

Never gonna happen, She can move to Mexico, tons of obese there for her to blend in with.

[–]amorales2666-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, she lives in 'Murica, she can find fatsos there just fine.

[–]SuperSaiyanNoob 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope not

[–]Lemonfridge 104 points105 points106 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Meh, whatever. She knows she's on the way out, just let her dig her own grave.

[–]The_Nez 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She could really use the exercise

[–]J_Queue 70 points71 points72 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

If I wanted to hear a bunch of Dave Attell's jokes told with a feminist perspective, I'd watch an Attell special while wearing bib overalls and bitching about men.

[–]CrayolaS7 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Unlike her special, that was fucking funny.

[–]-TheChosenDuck- 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Amy Schumer you're trash. It has nothing to do with being a woman. Literally any female comic is better than you. You have nothing original. You copy 95% of your jokes. The only thing you have coming is a Comedy Central Roast and you'll still manage to steal jokes and not fix your train wrecked/derailed career. Those fake news articles that said you banged John Cena in that movie are realer than you. The John Cena memes are still more relevant that you. If anyone ever asks how 2016 was, I remind them that Amy Schumer was nominated for a Golden Globe.

[–]Contraband425 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She was nominated? Oh god, last year was worse than I thought.

[–]BlindGuardian4202 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Apparently the only requirement to be nominated for a Globe is to have a similar shape as one.

[–]Trainmasta 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Stunning and brave...bah

What's the special? An hour of lame vagina jokes I bet

[–]PastelBuddy 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Stinky vagina jokes

[–]SudoKun1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No,

1 hour of stolen lame vagina jokes

[–]kubisnacks23 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or maybe you just aren't that funny? Typical snowflake, if something doesn't work out the way you thought just blame someone else.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Man, I thought I liked her from watching previous bits of jokes until I watched this special two days ago. She talked about her hideous vagina and the crowd was so unenthusiastic. I stopped after 20 minutes and realized she's fucking horrid.

[–]spoida22 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's powerful and dangerous and brave!

Get over it!

ffs woman you are NOT funny you are just a fat, vulgar and gross slut. KILL YOURSELF

[–]Jordan1179 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When people claim Reddit doesn't have a misogyny problem, I'm going to link them to this thread. Jesus Christ.

[–]spoida10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

boo fucking hoo

do you know which subreddit you're in?

[–]Jordan1179 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The one that thinks "KILL YOURSELF SLUT" is an appropriate response to a mediocre stand-up special, apparently.

[–]spoida9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's not the only reason why people dislike her so much.

She has bragged about fucking a guy while he was passed out drunk and steals jokes, is corrupting the minds of the youth and is just an awful person all around.

I do hope she kills herself for the betterment of mankind.

[–]tiorzol2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Immature people will always exist and the anonymity allows this race to the bottom. It's fucked up. If you met this knobhead in real life I bet he would be demure af

[–]spoida2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

demure

how cute

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahaha! Because not liking an unfunny joke thief = misogyny?

You radical leftists simply can't take any personal responsibility for your own failures. You always blame the Russians, the alt–right, and misogyny, and racism for your personal failures.

We simply are not buying it anymore!

[–]Posty_McPosterman 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her saying that's she's beautiful is actually the funniest thing she's ever said.

[–]clipset909714 95 points96 points97 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Thing is. I'm a Schumer fan. I loved "train wreck" and her previous comedy specials. This was bad though. I forced myself to watch the whole thing, and it felt like she knew she was bombing. So cringeworthy. So it's not the alt-right, I'm a 30 something minority who is very free thinking. Your special was just bad.

[–]manofsea 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Could not agree more. Fan for years. This show was far from her best work. Her new material is less polished and funny, her black out stories sad and uneventful. She needs better material and to take this criticism as adult.

[–]motherhydra3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

the blackout joke she basically stole was funny before she ruined it.

[–]swohio 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You should like "you're a fucking white male. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm a Schumer fan

why

[–]Buonaparte0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thing is. I'm a Schumer fan.

That says enough about you

[–]Nathafae5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought it might be the self-claim to being "very free thinking."

[–]goldenfrient 217 points218 points219 points 9 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link

I rated her new special a one star without watching it and later saw some clips from it and holy shit its fucking horrific

[–]renegade2point0 87 points88 points89 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Probly should take that star back!

[–]caosblue 37 points38 points39 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Tried watching that shit it was bad. One star from me because I couldn't leave less.

[–]renerdrat 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

you're proving her point that people that simply don't like her give her negative ratings without even watching it...

[–]jussayin_isall4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lol, not the brightest lil guys are they?

sooo easily triggered

[–]goldenfrient1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She does have a good point but not for the reasons she thinks, she thinks I did it because I'm a 4cham Donald troll and I'm not I'm just a simple American who doesn't want to see a fatty stuffed into leather 4 sizes too small

[–]renerdrat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well yeah she's pretty dumb to think that reddit is full of alt right wingers in the first place lol

[–]NoSpicyFood 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Netflix ratings reflects their best guess as to how much you might like a show or movie. All you did was let them know that you aren't interested in Amy Schumer and content that may be related to her, which I guess is something.

[–]offsidewheat 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Pretty sure you can write / leave reviews for everyone to see on Netflix.

[–]Dont_trust_them 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Is one star the lowest you can rate?

[–]JarlaxleForPresident3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes, and it's currently rated 1 star right now, which is pretty damn rare. You can see the rating it has before you rate it. It'll be red stars, i guess that's the average so far; once you rate it, it'll only show how you rated it in gold stars and you won't see the red star consensus anymore

[–]Dont_trust_them2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I did my duty and gave it 1.

[–]Jakenator1296 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Same. I rated it on the title (which I don't even remember lol).

[–]Electric_Juices 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

The Leather Special. Watching two minutes of it made me want to cover my eyes and ears, and maybe throw my laptop in the rubbish bin.

[–]Jakenator1296 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah that's right. I'm all for female comedians mixing in a few dick jokes here and there, but when your entire identity is centered around dick jokes (and shitty ones at that), that ain't gonna fly. Be original Amy.

[–]therapistiscrazy3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not just dicks, she's been talking nonstop about her "pussy" for like, 10 minutes. I think I've had enough. It's just not funny.

[–]kautium3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, "dick, dick, cum, pussy, vagina, cunt, piss... haha"

I had to stop watching this cringefest when she started reporting with details how bad her cunt smells. I like stand up comedy and i don't care if the performer is male or female, but Amy's jokes were just simply bad.

[–]therapistiscrazy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"It's like a farm animal." Oh come on, Amy! That's just gross. A joke that nasty only has a chance of being funny with a really good delivery, and you don't have it.

[–]tylerchu 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I watched 40 seconds of a 1 min clip and frowned so hard I think my milk curdled.

[–]UncleTedGenneric 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What is this garbage here
Wanna cover my eyes and close my ears

It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry

It's rude, crude and vile
Just for a second, let's flip down the dial

flip flip flip flip

Ewwwww

I can't watch this

[–]jussayin_isall4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I rated her new special a one star without watching it

well, you prove her right about the blindly angry lil boys who go out of their way to "get" her

[–]goldenfrient1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And yet as in to second part of my comment I've seen clips and it's horrific as I imagined, when I rate one star it's not because I'm an angry lilboi who can't stand a fierce girl comic it's because that's how Netflix works my one star means I do not enjoy this content do not recommend it to me

[–]ihazcheese2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I rated her new special a one star without watching it

Watch, they'll take this snippet out of context and you'll be in countless articles as their cited 'sources'.

[–]rata2ille14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

To be fair, he did exactly what she's criticizing. I watched the special and gave it one star because it sucked, but it's pretty stupid to rate things you haven't even tried to watch.

[–]No-NothingsSuck2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Netflix kind of encourages it though, without a "Not Interested" option the next best thing is to give it a one star so it won't show up in your queue.

[–]ihazcheese1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, I'm not saying that's right, but they'd conveniently leave off an important piece of information:

and later saw some clips from it and holy shit its fucking horrific

[–]Lcbrito12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I did so too, but changed my mind and rated it 3 to give her the benefit of doubt while I didn't find time to watch it. 20 minutes in and it's one star again.

[–]InfinitySnatch 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

My girlfriend has never actually heard any of Schumer's stand up. She put the special on because some of her friends were talking her up. She absolutely hated it.

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope she gets better friends

[–]SpoonfulOfPoon 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"It makes me feel powerful, dangerous, and brave. It reminds me what I'm saying is effective"

I'm sorry, but jokes about your gross pussy shouldn't make you feel that way.

[–]mainfingertopwise1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And come on, "effective?" Her job is to make people laugh. How is them not laughing considered effective? It's exactly the opposite.

[–]maschine01 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah. Again it's also someone else's fault. Not that she sucks. Not that she steals jokes. Not that she is related to a powerful US politician. Jesus christ what does it take for retards to finally realize that they just suck at everything they do?

[–]Xertious 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I really doubt she's the first female comic that 'sells out' across the world. Jesus christ she thinks so highly of herself.

[–]PM_Me_mixedmetaphors 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I thought the subreddits were just reporting that her new special on Netflix was shit and getting terrible reviews. I use the term "special" loosely

[–]bobthedonkeylurker3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh, it's definitely special...but it's more like "speshul" I think.

[–]yasisterstwat 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So brave

[–]MomoYaseen1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So courageous

[–]chambertlo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So, so Brave.

[–]trabidius 26 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Oh look, another third wave feminist playing the victim card to get more support.

I watched that comedy special, it was beyond terrible for three reasons.

  1. Bad comedic timing

  2. Unfunny vulgarity. I love vulgar humor, but the entire thing was "my vagina fucking stinks let me tell you" and "Cum on my boobs makes me walk awkward"

  3. Making observations that have been made by other comedians and the general public. Some of her shit was the equivalent of "What's the deal with airline food?"

Only difference is that Jerry Seinfeld is kinda funny.

[–]patio87 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

45 minutes of jokes about how much her pussy stinks, and how much of a whore she is. LITERALLY.

[–]DeplorableTexan 32 points33 points34 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Hillary tried to use the alt right excuse and how'd that work out for her?

[–]hudnix11 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Alright, so she's clearly not funny, and I would never willingly watch her. But she might have a point with her complaints. The only reason I even know she had a special was because of subs like this. Hell, I don't remember, but it's possible the only reason I know she exists is from subs like this. When I encounter people like this I just want to ignore them, not constantly hear about how terrible they are. I really don't understand the need to go out of ones way to keep piling on.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So you think her netflix reviews are an organized effort by the alt right and the Trump administration?

[–]hudnix14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dude. I didn't say that at all. I said I don't understand why so many people go way out of their way to trash her, to the point where people like me hear about her orders of magnitude more often then we would normally. Kind of the same for that ghostbusters lady and anyone named Jenner or Kardashian.

[–]JarJarIamyourfather9 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, she sucks, I agree. So I don't watch her. The people on these subs are more obsessed with her than her actual fans.

[–]revhq10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Honestly though why the fuck do you guys care that much about her? There are plenty of shitty comedians out there. She sucks but it's kind of inexplicable how the pitchforks are all aimed at her.

[–]Jordan1177 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh, I think it's pretty explicable.

[–][deleted]2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Shes calls out the trolls and made it personal so now its more about tearing her down personally instead of just making sarcastic remarks. She poked the bear and the bear is a 20 year old man child who thinks calling her a whore or a hack is somehow noble. For someone they claim os irrelevent ,the amount of energy people put into hating her astounds me. I mean shit theres a lot of commedians idont like bor think are over rated but i dont talk about them like this.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah... and the administration attacking her and all.

[–]FeralHushpuppy 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

We have the best sub Reddit rooms, don't we folks?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We need a subreddit about rooms on submarines.

[–]The_YakuzaThe score is wrong, bitch[M] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

We did it guys

[–]I_smell_like_bacon 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Reports. We know you have 'em. Share.

[–]gghavoc 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel bad for the herd of cows who gave their life for her horrendous outfit!! Stupid cabbage patch face...

[–]Lord_ThunderCunt 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What a fat thief whale.

[–]evesea 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Who calls themselves beautiful?

[–]washedrope5 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fat women

[–]Mrnoone696 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Either egotistical narcissistic people or ugly people. In this case both.

[–]Bacon_Hammers2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, it certainly has nothing to do with actual beauty I can say that for sure. I've seen people from all over the spectrum call themselves beautiful. The common factor usually is being so far up your own ass, and you still can't see shit.

[–]nhlroyalty 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

someone in the media PLEASE headline with "Amy Schumer blames Trump for bad Netflix reviews"

[–]Witbox 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Done and done ✅

[–]f1fan6735 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope she typed that out on her mobile Instagram app. That is the ONLY way I will excuse all the fucking grammatical and spelling errors. There is no way she wrote a book, movie, tv show and multiple stage acts with such piss poor grasp of the English language.

Second point, shut the fuck up about trolls and "this administration". Always cool when it's in your favor, but cry like a baby when you feel the wrath.

[–]ledbetterus 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

please do an ama please do an ama please do an ama

[–]Evondon 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It would be pointless. She probably wouldn't answer any of the top comments that would probably be 1) Did you rape a man in college? 2) How do you feel about stealing jokes? 3) Why do you write such disgusting jokes? 4) Would you rather fight one horse size duck or 100 duck size horses?

[–]badgamer67 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

oh fuck off, I am as liberal as they come and a gay man who would like to bury Trump under his fucking wall, but this is BS, it was not funny, I love good comic, particularly a funny woman, Griffin, Rivers and when after suffering through 30 minutes of her style of stand up I gave up and found a damn funny comic Ali Wong and her special, now that's how it's done. crying victim for shit material and delivery truly is a pussy defence.

[–]tryingmyhardest882 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And yet she apparently fills the arenas. This is what I don't get. Is it marketing? I've honestly never seen any of her shows till I caught the special and I did leave a bad review, but I'm even more confused as to how she got so famous. Also Ali Wong was exactly who I was thinking of when I wrote this yesterday.

[–]ThMickXXL2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ali Wong's was fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!

[–]badgamer672 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

and she can tell a funny pussy joke.

[–]saadsak7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Women are funny. Get over it.

Edit - apparently you have to specify when you are being sarcastic. Jesus does nobody watch South Park?

[–]tiorzol3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not this one.

[–]bathead402 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's neither.

[–]Dunwulf 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I wanted to like it and her Apollo special, but they just weren't funny. Had to watch Patrice to make me feel better.

[–]motherhydra2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Patrice!! Bill Burr is also a good remedy for this.

[–]ForceEdge471 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Elephant in the Room? Because that one's my all-time favorite.

[–]frobalt6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not a fan of Amy Schumer at all but she's not wrong about the trolls.

Y'all seem to love to hate her for some reason. I don't get it. If you don't enjoy her just don't watch her or give her the time of day at all.

I don't watch her at all and I sure as hell won't watch the Netflix special. I'm also sick of seeing her pop up on Reddit as it's always the same complaints.

Not that I care if people hate her, but do you really have to jerk each other off over how much you hate her?

[–]roybringus10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She deserves the hate. She is a repeated joke thief.

[–]frobalt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not even saying she doesn't deserve the hate.

I'm just getting bored of seeing people circlejerk about it.

[–]My_Sunday_Account5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But yet here you are in the comments section of another article about her leaving comments and making the post more popular.

Retard.

You don't care about circlejerking you just want to be on the outside of it so you can feel smug.

[–]frobalt2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You've turned to insults. U mad bro?

[–]My_Sunday_Account3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not even remotely.

[–]frobalt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So why the insult?

Only mad people tend to insult like that.

Or are you just thin skinned and can't stand the idea that someone isn't joining in your circlejerk?

[–]bathead408 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why are you obsessed with circlejerking? Waiting for Friday night?

[–]My_Sunday_Account3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol you don't have to be mad to call a spade a spade. You're making retarded statements so I called you a retard.

Please refer to a later page in your copy of "Internet replies for babies". The chapter on "u mad" has been deprecated for a while.

[–]frobalt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So has the chapter for calling people retards.

I guess it's easier for you to call me a retard than to think of anything intelligent to reply to my post.

Let me spell this out a bit more clearly for you:

Amy Schumer complained about reddit trolls hating on her. Said reddit trolls responded by circlejerking over how much they hate her - Which does nothing but prove her right.

The best thing to do if you hate her is to ignore anything and everything she does. It's not rocket surgery.

Yet I'm the retard? Pull the other one.

P.s. Before the inevitable "why did you come into this thread if you hate the circlejerk" - I saw the post on all and couldn't help but be curious.

[–]My_Sunday_Account3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You couldn't help but be curious about a topic you apparently have spent a lot of time thinking about even though you knew exactly what this thread would be like?

Thanks for proving my point. You don't actually give a fuck about the quality of the discussion as long as you get to feel like the smartest guy in the room.

I refer you to my earlier statement: you are a retard.

[–]frobalt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where did I say I spent a lot of time thinking about this?

If you think it took me a lot of time to come to that conclusion then you're simply projecting when you call me a retard.

You're just an angry mysoginistic troll who can't stand that a woman is doing better than you.

Also, you accuse me of being smug but that is once again more projection. Your tiny little mind thinks you're posting intelligent posts and you're patting yourself on the back for it.

Edit: Also, as far as the quality of the discussion goes, you're the one who devolved this into name-calling. If you want quality discussion try calming down before you post. Throwing tantrums on reddit posts will just make you look like a child.

[–]My_Sunday_Account2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol calling you a retard isn't a tantrum.

Hyperbole is the tool of a weak mind.

[–]frobalt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahaha.

I'm getting accused of having a weak mind by some piece of shit who thinks calling someone a retard is intelligent discussion.

Shame you're too stupid to understand irony.

[–]My_Sunday_Account2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Shame you're too retarded to know when you're the dumbest guy in the room.

[–]svparty1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

k

[–]g____19 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I hope bill burr comments on this in one of his podcasts or interviews

[–]PressedRat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He doesn't shit on other comedians

[–]Goovinater17 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So Amy Schumer should be fine then.

[–]G00DLuck8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Train rekt

[–]believe_the_hype2018 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not anything political. I just like things that are funny. She isn't... she's kind of an ass.

[–]ur_mom69 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My response to her would be; "or maybe you're​ just not doing well, and your comedy sucks, maybe no one wants to hear a whiney bitch complain about the nonexistent patriarchy for a hour, but that's just me."

[–]graceemill 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I watch a fair amount of stand-up. I've always liked her and her show for the most part, but this special was just...not good. I wondered why I was so bored, it's because I've probably heard half of the fucking material already. Definitely noticed her Dave Chappelle rip off and looked into the rest. I mean this isn't the first time she's been accused of this, right?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nope it's up to like 30 instances.

Someone in here said she took a Nick Swardson joke in the opening bit but I'm not that big of a fan of Nick to recognize it.

[–]Legaato1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm a huge Nick Swardson fan and I didn't notice anything. The only part I noticed was referring to blacking out as time travel and solving a mystery when you wake up. People have been saying that forever though, so I'm not surprised they both wrote jokes about it, but Nick's joke was hilarious and Amy's seemed like it was poorly thought out.

[–][deleted]5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes she can "rise and lead" by taking every other big (male) comics jokes and "reusing them with her twist"

[–]VoluptuousNate5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That looks word for word like something Trump would say even though she took a shot at him in the rant. The irony is spectacular!

[–]AintthatDAtruth5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

HAHAHAH so the alt right reddit posters claim innocence, but then post the article to their forum. Classic!

[–]DeafandMutePenguin24 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're claiming /r/pussypassdenied is an altright forum?

[–]AintthatDAtruth-5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A pic of a has-been former presidential candidate with DENIED written across her face. No dude, this is liberal snowflake central.

[–]trabidius18 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You can hate third wave feminists and still be liberal. Gtfo.

[–]AintthatDAtruth-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHH!

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH!

Sure sure!

Third Wave Feminist = the last girl who told you, you were ugly

LOL

[–]trabidius6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

..?

Third wave feminism is trash, do you really think they're empowering women? I honestly don't.

Lol, why would a girl calling me ugly equate to me calling them a third wave feminist? They literally have nothing to do with each other.

I tried to make a ridiculous equivalent to your statement but couldn't because I'm not as crazy as you.

[–]AintthatDAtruth-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you say so man, I just feel for your dating life. I feel its terrible lonely.

I don't march in any protests with the ladies, but I'm not going to spit on their shoes either.

[–]trabidius4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So, because I hate Amy Schumer and third wave feminists, my dating life is shit? Lol, no. My girlfriend is just not fucking retarded and definitely agrees with me with things like this. Plan to be married very soon. xD

I don't need to spit on their shoes, the hardcore SJWs are shitting on their on shoes and making gender equality an issue when it isn't anymore. Males and females are equal, the wage gap is a myth. Misogyny still exists, but SJWs who say "honey" after any point a male tries to make against feminism is pretty much the equivalent of misogynistic behavior.

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How come Amy is wrong though when she said they would be bitching about her on reddit, and low and behold here you guys are doing exactly what she said you would be doing.

BTW telling me your woman thinks just like you do, doesn't give the impression that she is capable of independent thought. It makes it seem like a dependant. Good luck on the marriage though and congrats in advance.

Like I said I have no opinion on feminism, the girls can do what they are gonna do, I couldn't give a rats ass. They don't bug me and I don't bug them; simple. I don't even like Amy, didn't like her on the roasts, don't like her now, but damn man she is right. She said you guys are whiny lil bitches, and you guys sure sound like whiny lil bitches.

[–]trabidius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There were legitimate critics who didn't like it. Look it up.

Lol, my girlfriend doesn't give a shit what I think. She's a woman who knows that third wave feminism is a form of cultural Marxism and meant to cause friction between the two genders, with nonissues and semantics. She knows the wage gap theory is nonsense because she looked it up herself and used basic reasoning.

People are free to make their own choices, however, other people have the right to criticize these choices. People on Reddit don't like her because she's famous but she isn't funny. If she didn't steal jokes and butcher them, she wouldn't be such a hot topic, but she does engage in shady things like this. Also, she criticizes people who vote for Trump, so of course the right wing of Reddit is going to shit on her when she inevitably fails.

Amy Schumer talked a bunch of a shit, stole a bunch of jokes and butchers them, is mediocre at her craft and is generally just an annoying person. She's a whiny little spoiled bitch.

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You can say any amount of excuses you want, but it doesn't change the fact the behaviour she out lined is the exact behaviour that is occurring. Whatever negative shit I may think about her, she got you reddit boys on this one. She said jump and you guys slammed your heads off the ceiling.

[–]trabidius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

...?

That's like punching someone in the face and then getting punched in the face right back and then screaming "Got you!"

She didn't get anyone, she made an ass out of herself and is trying to play the victim, except she doesn't even have mainstream support when she played that card because the comedy special was TOTAL SHIT and most people don't find her funny.

"My pussy smells like a small barnyard animal on its best day"-Amy Schumer Fucking nonsensical bullshit. She isn't strong and brave for stealing people's jokes and then getting mad when people call her a bad comedian.

The only person she got was herself. And with that, a ridiculously bad smelling vagina (her words, not mine).

EDIT: these aren't excuses, it's proof.

[–]AintthatDAtruth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Aren't those the same jokes she was making back in the roast days?

Hey if she says reddit losers are gonna cry, and the boys get to crying, then she got ya. You got her, she got you, I guess you guys got each other. I stopped caring a long time ago and the fact you down vote every response I give you is just so childish it makes me laugh.

You da man! Peace out!

[–]trabidius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're delusional. xD

No one is crying, we're happy to see her getting BTFO by her own actions and it's a very good and happy thing. We're making fun of her, that's not crying. It's called laughter. Something she doesn't really understand and neither do you.

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh dude there is buckets of tears and she twisted your guys nipples and you were all to happy to do it for her.

So now I'm her supporter because I want to rag on lil reddit boys who downvote and bitch about celebrities from their keyboards. You are truly a champion of men. I'm off to get my "I heart Amy" t-shirt, I sure hope they have it in my XXXXXXXXXXXXL size cause I'm just so damn fat.

[–]trabidius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where they at? No ones crying, although I tear up a little if I'm laughing too hard, which is what her life story and her career burning is making me do.

Lol, are you saying that in real life, I don't act the same way I do in real life? I'm not going to dox myself, but I can assure you, I talk as much shit about Amy Schumer irl as I do online.

Champion of men? No, I just make fun of people who get blown the fuck out by their own actions, it's funny. Doesn't have anything to do with me being a man.

[–]AintthatDAtruth-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy butt hurt you guys so bad, you are still in denial, ouch!

I think I'm slowly becoming a fan of hers, not for her comedy, but by how butt hurt a bunch of reddit geniuses get over her comments.

[–]trabidius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How is reddit butthurt because we're laughing at her for failing as a comedian? Your mental gymnastics have no limit apparently.

Reddit geniuses? Lol, I don't think of myself as a genius, I just think of myself as an average dude who finds bad comedians unfunny. Better sign me up for a grant!

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The first people to post Amy's message, was the exact people who wanted to rag on her. Not some pro Amy liberal feminist wonder land, but the guys who put it up to piss on it.

I'm just wondering if you guys can pull far enough back, to gain a perspective, of just how pathetic you all look. (I see a bunch of guys circle jerking each other, while they discuss how hot women find them all)

If reddit had managed to hear her comments, and ignore them, now that would have been something SPECIAL!

[–]trabidius2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We're laughing at her for being delusional, that's the point. No liberal subreddit has made it to the front page talking about her because even they don't like her.

We're pathetic because we're making fun of someone who's doing stupid shit?

Lol, we're talking about it to bring to the light how a champion of the post-feminist world isn't even popular by their standards and she wants to blame it on us. Thats fucking hiiillllarious.

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're pathetic because the same day she made a comment, you guys were so butt hurt your tears made it to the front page. That is why I'm mocking you. Not because you guys are crying but because I can hear you guys sobbing.

To which I say, ya Amy is a stinky vagina hag, but don't let her see you guys cry, or let her know she is actually getting to you guys. Be men for fuck sakes, and suck in your bottom lip.

[–]trabidius2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Not because you guys are crying but because I can hear you guys sobbing"

I can't, you must be legitimately disabled. Or a reaaaalllly unfunny troll.

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LOL dude I did tell you I stopped caring a long time ago. Amy is a cunt, I think we can both agree on that. I think you guys are butt hurt, you demand you aren't, I will have to agree to disagree.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Every celebrity gets bitched about on Reddit you fucking complete and total ignorant cunt

[–]AintthatDAtruth0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just because all you reddit losers do it, doesn't mean it's a just cause. She said you guys would bitch, ya bitched, I called ya on it and all you guys do is bitch and complain some more. Then smugly say how you guys don't bitch. Sure sure!

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is she immune to criticism somehow, unlike every other comedian in the world? Why does she get a free pass? We can't talk about how terrible and pathetic her comedy is? This is the fucking Internet dude. People speak their mind and share their opinions, get over it!

Go to your safespace!

[–]AintthatDAtruth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You guys still don't get it. You change the subject, make it about anything else, but you just REFUSE to listen. She flat out said you bitches would be butt hurt and here you guys are crying about apparently how non butt hurt you are over her words. Did the big mean comedian Girl make fun of you guys? Awwwww, such hurt feelings, best go online and call her a cunt, that shows her how BIG you boys are. It just so pathetic you think people care what you reddit genius say. I just laugh over all your buckets of tears.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not liking a comedian does not make a person butt hurt. I'm really having a hard time understanding the bizarro alt–left mental gymnastics you're trying to perform here.

Is there a comedian out there that you don't like? I guess you're butt hurt then!!1! OOOHHH BURN

[–]AintthatDAtruth2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ya read the language people post. I think she's a crap comedian but she was so right that the attacks would be personal ones on her, and have little to nothing to do with her act. You are speaking for a whole lot of people, who are doing exactly what she said they would do, it's plain for all of us to read, and you are trying to tell me it isn't happening. Then when I don't agree with you suddenly we are on to political name calling. When the fuck did politics come up? Like I said butt hurt and you just don't know it. Sad!

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah brah, nah

[–]AintthatDAtruth2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you say so bub.

[–]morerokk12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This subreddit is about women trying to use their gender to their advantage, hence "pussy pass". Hillary's quote about "women are the primary victims of war" definitely qualifies her. She's on here because she's a hypocrite, not because she's "the other side".

[–]AintthatDAtruth-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is a has been, and history never records the losers. However you guys choosing to vilify her will apparently make her relevant forever. So somehow in your hate for her, you guys will be the last ones still talking about her.

In the future when people say Clinton, they will be talking about Bill.

[–]jussayin_isall3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

seriously

look at op's history

he's one of the trolls on the opie and anthony sub

they are obsessed with her

you wanna see the perfect examples of sad, angry virgin trolls who seethe with impotent rage, check that sub out lol

[–]sub_surfer-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Personally, I don't think she's funny, but it's hard to deny there is trolling going on from the alt-right crowd. The overreaction to Ghostbusters, and now this obsession with trolling Amy Schumer. The level of vitriol is so over-the-top and it always seems aimed at female comedians.

[–]Beetinick 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Watched it. All of it. From beginning to end. It was painful and I cringed more than I thought I would.

Her material seemed awful and stained

[–]KyleOrtonAllDay 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She thinks she's beautiful?

[–]smacksaw 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She isn't funny. That's the problem.

Amy is basically someone the regressive left picked as a poster child. She isn't where she is on merit or universal acclaim, but by marketing.

That's the difference between real popularity and manufactured popularity. It's why U2 are beloved to this day and no one cares about Backstreet Boys: one is meritoriously popular and the other was a marketed product. Yet at the time, both were equal in popularity.

Amy isn't legitimately popular and her words unintentionally reveal that truth. She knows she's had it all handed to her. That her schtick is actually really cringeworthy.

[–]TheVagWhisperer 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Worst comedy special by someone well known that I've ever seen.

[–]Deahtop 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She sounds like Donald Trump.

[–]Wilthywonka1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm gonna build a comedy career. And it's gonna be yuuuuuuuuge

[–]UrReadingMyID 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

r/requestingpussypass ???

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're not the first to suggest that it's not a ppd. I just posted it cuz it was relevant to the other posts already in the sub. Mods thus far have allowed it.

[–]UrReadingMyID1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can we start a pussypassrequest subs perhaps?

I think there'll be plenty material to post.

[–]BarrySpug 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Another Amy blaming the internet haters and trolls. Did she learn nothing from Amy's Baking Company?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy fuck I forgot about them. That was funny as shit.

[–]ThreeThirtyEight 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

. I've watched pretty much every stand up special on netflix. By far the worst one ive seen. You see the punchline coming a mile away, but she drags the joke out anyway, by the time she delivers the punchline Im annoyed because you already knew exactly what it was going to be. She then proceeds to just trample the joke into the dust by repeating the parts she think are funny six times each to get an hour long special out of 20 minutes of jokes. Humor:2/10(OMG I'm a fat slut LOL!) Originality:0/10(if youve ever heard any of her stuff, you already know every joke in the special) Delivery:-5/10(her performance made me irrationally angry)

[–]gbnn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

can you recommend me some specials please. i loved "triggered".

[–]StarDestinyGuy 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Ah, the old Ghostbusters 2016 defense.

[–]pdx_12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Classic misdirection

[–]CleanBaldy4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She kind of sounds like President Trump... the media is out to get her...

[–]snuggyrock4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well the photo you uploaded cut off the top of the image which had the article title. The title was about how "alt-right trolls" were organizing on Reddit to give the special bad reviews. If you think the position is wrong then blame the article not Amy Schumer. If you really believe your position is right then why cut off the top of the article? You're working against your own legitimacy with this kind of self serving cropping.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The photo uploaded is from her Instagram.

In it she provides citation to an article however it doesn't change her comments. She calls herself beautiful and brave for christs sakes.

[–]bexpat0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh well fuck her for having self confidence.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There's a difference between self-confidence and complete and utter self-delusion. In what universe is she beautiful? In what universe is she brave? How is it brave to go tell unfunny jokes about your stinky vagina? I can think of many professions which are brave, but this is not one of them.

[–][deleted]4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It doesn't matter that Amy Schumer isn't funny. Her problem is that she is ugly and looks like Miss Piggy in human form. Come at me.

[–]Hotelmotelholidayinn4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is where all the angry fat virgins post.

[–]isuckatgrammar3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I know. Jesus I've never seen so much rage over something so stupid to be raging about.

[–]ConcupiscibleEther4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hmm... How was the pussy pass denied?

[–]Marenum1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It wasn't. This is actually helping her. I had no idea she had a new special, now I actually want to watch some of it to see if it's really that bad. All because people on subs like this have been bitching about her doing well.

[–]hdnsmbt4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How is this denying the pussy pass? Who seriously thinks female comics get any pass whatsoever?

[–]MomoYaseen4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First female? FIRST FEMALE ICON WHO SOLD OUT ARENAS?

Sorry guys, allow me just this one time to spam a bunch of laughing emoticons.

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[–]schtevigo3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lol, lying whale.

[–]jabanobotha3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How delusional can one person be? Even when she fails she sees it as victory because everything is a conspiracy against her.

[–]S8600E563 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Anytime, cow.

[–]myfault3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When she says "All over the world", does she mean the US, UK, Canada and Australia? She must mean the Anglo world or something.

[–]jimmyjoejimbob4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I believe that she cancelled in New Zealand, claimed that she was too busy or something and absolutely nothing to do with the lack of tickets being sold.

[–]username0820163 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lol she's claiming Fake News?

[–]0x24123 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wonder if she actually believes this though.

She is either deceiving herself that this is truth in order to make her feel better when negative articles are published. But then I have to wonder if she believes that everyone absolutely loves her and no one really dislikes her content.

She makes this excuse as to why anyone may want to talk negatively about her acts, instead of admitting that some people just do not like her performances at all.

I cannot find her amusing in the slightest. I remember when I first started seeing her pop up on comedy central to replace some prime time slots, I was not able to grasp why this not funny comedian person was able to get prime time slots, her jokes are cringy as.

[–]SuperSaiyanNoob3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Almost all the comments I saw was just saying she's not funny. Wasn't really attacking her personally, just saying she's not a funny person and her special sucks. She has no fucking clue.

[–]SweatpantsMusic3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's like a fat chick version of Dane Cook.

[–]Robonator7of93 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

kek

[–]TdoTrush3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She makes her self sound a like a fucking hero to mankind, fuck her!

[–]im_serious_now3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As an artist, I am my own worst critic. However Amy is her own biggest fan. I honestly wonder if she actually thinks she is a victim, or if she is deflecting because she knows she failed.

[–]ashion1013 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's called being a two bit hack who can't come up with her own skit, Amy. No one to blame but herself, but she's far too delusional to even remotely entertain an idea like that.

[–]fluffintheruff3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not even funny. I'm a woman. I would know what it's like to be a woman. She's not funny.

[–]Diaozhatian863 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This idiot really thinks president Trump is playing 12D chess and trying to organize trolls to say that her special is shit...because "MUH VAGINA" is apparently such a powerful and defiant message that people want to silence. There are no words

[–]JayKetchman3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well bitch, maybe you should not have opened your fat mouth about politics and nonow of this would have happened.

[–]portman4203 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've never watched one thing she has been. Nor read about any of her politics, or any news on reddit I would see on her I'd usually look over.

But god damn this girl is a terrible writer. How can she be a A or B tier comic yet can't compose, a smart? meaningful? funny? rhetorically purposeful? twitter comment

[–]zfighter181 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Anthony Jeselnik, her ex, used to write her jokes. He's a great comic with some really dark humor.

[–]portman4201 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love him.

[–]VanillaScoops3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a fat thief whale.

[–]PM_me_secretz3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This has nothing to do with politics or reddit. I believe she is surrounded by a group of YES people that will tell her what ever she wants. I've seen some of her stand up in the past and it was ok. The special on Netflix was just not up to spec. She should accept it and improve. It was definitely not her best work.

[–]MrJayBerg3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Kinda disappointed in Rogan being soft on her being a joke thief, he really went after Carlos Mencia for the same thing

[–]NeverRespondsToInbox3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have always and will always have her. Nothing is less funny than a female comedian who make jokes about nothing except her vagina.

[–]AemsOne3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Soooo nothing to do with her being an egotistical, unfunny, crass, turkey of a comedian?

[–]cLIntTheBearded3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy schumer

[–]d7IIuser8 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The real joke is always in the comments

[–]cLIntTheBearded2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I resemble that remark

[–]KingKongRaisinBran3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The only reason she ever crosses my mind are great posts like this that give me a solid laugh at how relevant she believes she is

[–]TinFoilWizardHat3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy. It's not the alt right. Or misogyny. You're just not that funny to a lot of people. You're a hack and it shows.

[–]LastDitchTryForAName3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As a woman, Amy Schumer makes me want to cut off my vagina and burn it. Oh, and lose, like 50 pounds (which would likely mean hospitalization for me but, oh well).

Can someone please tell me WHO pays to go see this woman?!?

[–]DJ_Squishms3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I loathe Trump as much as any sane human being should, but Amy Schumer is not funny, like, at all. The only thing I took from her post is proof of how egotistical and delusional she really is. Acting as if theres no possible way people could actually dislike her standup unless they are Alt-Right Trolls is so cocky it makes my stomach turn. I don't even want to acknowledge her claims that shes the "only female comedian selling out arena's", I mean, how far up your own ass can you be?

[–]eguitarguy3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Someone even figured out how to give it a zero star rating on netflix.

[–]dtsyk3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy shit. She's Donald Trump.

[–]Jrrolomon3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

r/cringeanarchy

[–]backtolurkingagain3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Steal jokes. People hate you. Nuff said.

[–]footfoe3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First female comic? Orly?

[–]JustGiona3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's freaking terrible as comedian. Ticketmaster is selling out her arenas, i don't think people are actually buying all the tickets lol

[–]unicornlord3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did she just steal Donald Trump's Blame the Media thing?

[–]bakertaker3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is this a meme? Did she seriously actually write that in real life? My goodness.

[–]robin_capuz3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"See you on the next one". lol

There won't be a next one. Forget the ratings, I bet anything she didn't get much views.

She's not only untalented, but her personality makes it impossible to be any good, even with good jokes.

[–]PilkingtonPies3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hello, I'm looking for the sub reddit room?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Two doors down on the left. The one with the stick figure of indiscernible gender.

[–]Liptoelicious3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or maybe it's just not funny.

[–]friggengenius3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am a liberal lady and she can kiss my progressive ass. She is not funny.

[–]constantly-sick3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's a straight up idiot.

[–]supershitposting3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

M-MUH ALT RIGHT

MUH GOOBERGATE

M-M-MUH DRUMPFKINS

[–]Commander-Will-Riker3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's"rising and leading" with pussy fart jokes? As a pretty big liberal, I think she's awful. Don't blame politics for having critics. She thinks she's helping women's causes by making diarrhea jokes?

[–]xXColaXx3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So I made a post on /r/circlejerk in reference to her special without watching it. After hearing that the internet is why it's doing so bad I felt like an asshole for contributing to the hate without knowing what I was talking about.

I have just watched the special and that bitch owes me a chunk of my life back.

If you are wondering what she has to say it's: "i'm fat, ugly and have a fat, ugly, smelly vagina." No this isn't me talking shit about her, this is actually what she is trying to sell as comedy.

The only reason to call this a special is because it's fucking retarded.

[–]BODYCATCH3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The Netflix special is painfully unfunny, and that's all that matters.

[–]1March20173 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LOL...."the alt right"....

This women is delusional with victimhood

[–]BabaYagaInYoFace3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you sucked dick as good as you suck the jelly out of donuts you'd have a better career Amy.

[–]mrRuffles3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

stupid fat whale bitch

[–]uniqname993 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So fucking delusional

[–]jrobinson3k13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you go and read that Splitsider article, they link a bunch of reddit posts as evidence that this is just a big brigading conspiracy. The highest upvoted post they linked has 600 votes, followed by 200 votes, and both of those posts were for her book many months ago. Every post (4) they linked talking about brigading her Netflix ratings had ~100 votes or less. Fucking lol. If they had any idea of how reddit worked they'd realize that none of those posts gained any traction and were very minimally viewed.

[–]iaminfamy3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's an unfunny thief blaming others for her miserable attempt at comedy.

I'm not saying I could do better. But FFS she only has herself to blame.

[–]pigsonthewingz3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lmao did she just claim to be first female comedian to do sold out shows around the world? honestly did not know she was older than Joan Rivers.

[–]GuruNemesis3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is she the one that steals jokes or the one that finger raped her baby sister?

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or got finger banged by a cabbie.

[–]leafjerky3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hell, I rated it one star as soon as I saw it on Netflix (and no I did not subject myself to watch that garbage). I didn't do that because someone told me to but because of the evidence of her stealing other comic's jokes. It's ridiculous that literally anyone else that can talk on stage can basically do the same thing she does and make a killing.

[–]wowcheesestick3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This bitch is the pinnacle of feminism gone wrong.

[–]m0r1arty3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That whale should steal some grammar and syntax.

[–]grachuss3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope Ali Wong get's another special. That chick is actually funny.

[–]TheBallsackIsBack3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

God what a desperate cunt

[–]TheFragileSpiral3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But what if it's just a bad special. Also she said on line instead of online.

[–]Rabb1tH3ad1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That "on line" part bugged me too lol

[–]gafftaped3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You think for a comedian she'd have a thicker skin. Also the reason she's not popular isn't because of the alt right nazis, but because she admitted to raping a drunk guy and can only tell shitty sex jokes like a middle schooler.

[–]Jaybib3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Of course she tries to make this about republicans because she hates Donald Trump. I promise you everyone hates you except feminist and even then the real ones do.

[–]BobbyJeffreyHill3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Signing on Netflix just to rate her 1 star

[–]bleedingjim3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah yes the woman who makes smelly vagina jokes is a voice for women everywhere. Truly remarkable.

[–]Tophurki3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She still portrays herself as a nasty ho. Her thoughtful replies mean nothing. She's pathetic and I personally don't understand how she's as popular as she is.

[–]allnamesfckintaken3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

now we see the difference between men and women. men take responsibility, women blame. for people in long term relationships, tell me if i'm wrong.

[–]jussayin_isall2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

the thirst turns to salt pretty quick with lil fellas like you

[–]elit3powars3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Lies"

Amy, there is more proof of you stealing jokes then there is proof that the Earth is a planet. Get the fuck outta here, you're the troll lmao

[–]tom_roberts_943 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

By bringing up the trolls and saying they don't bother her surely shows that their 100% bothering her

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Several suggested she's the Amy from Amy's Baking Company

[–]Reddit__PI3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/facepalm

[–]Ackilles3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Went down in IQ at least 3 points reading that

[–]ARedWerewolf3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ha! This cabbage patch cunt thinks she's beautiful...

[–]David_Tosk3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's referring to /r/opieandanthony right? Those crazy guys have been after her for years

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The article mentioned the OnA sub also T_D and altright.

[–]KevinKP33 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer Is NOT funny.

Can't blame reddit for her lack of talent.

John Cena was the funniest thing about "Trainwreck"

That title is foreshadowing her career. Lol

[–]Byzantinenova3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

genuinely... her show is fucking trash. Its so fucking bad... i cannot even sit though more than the first 10 mins...

Episode 1 was better... Jaja was purposeful compared to her shitty jokes...

[–]hachiko0073 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dear Amy, not only are you a thief and a fat fucking ugly whale, you are also full of shit and a pathetic liar. You are not selling anything out except for the McDonalds you cram down your fat throat.

[–]thratty3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, Amy. Amy. Listen to me. I voted for Hillary. I'm a feminist. Your Netflix special was not funny.

[–]TRPblues3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I could only bear 10 min of her stand up special. It was a complete piece of shit. Now she wants to use her female privilege to feel better, fuck you Amy, go eat cum.

[–]RobertSagett3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What the hell does the alt right have to do with this? That completely caught me off guard. Maybe most people don't find you funny and think you have an awful personality.

[–]PaulofdutyLikeaboss3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh sweet another willfully ignorant and sexist subreddit.

If I insult your God King will you promise to ban me? Donald Trump lost the popular vote and only won the electoral victory because Russia intervened.

[–]kiplander3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not funny.

[–]Markbonana3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is anyone going to point out that here dumb ass spelled online like on line

[–]Grizzly_Addams3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is powerful, beautiful, strong, important, and relevant... Just ask her... She'll tell you.

[–]Its433 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It really irritates me that she devalues other female comedians by saying she is the first one to sell out shows. There were funnier women before you and there will continue to be funnier women after you.

[–]Katastic_Voyage3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My wife just watched it last week.

She said "All she keeps doing is talking about her vagina." and then gave it one star.

The struggle is real.

[–]gthing3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Actually she blamed "sub Reddits." I assume she is talking about Digg, Voat, etc.

[–]spoida 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Crowder has a pretty good take on it

[–]Red12202 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Looks like I was wrong. Her special is hilarious- if you watch Crowder reacting to it.

[–]khapout 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Anyone cross-post to /r/cringeanarchy yet?

[–]motherhydra1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thought about it.

[–]khapout1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First we need a plan

[–]fatpat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe a sub reddit room.

[–]lobsterwithcrabs 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jeez the bad press is an alt-right reddit conspiracy.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]DeafandMutePenguin[S] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I resent that! I have not given her one pie yet.

[–]makehersquirtz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Magowan is that you

[–]kowaikawaii 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's just not funny... and blatantly steals jokes. it has nothing to do with organized trolling.

[–]RandomFuckYouGuy 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

"I am the first female comic selling out shows all around the world"

No respect at all for Ellen, Roseanne nor Eddie Izzard?

edit: nor Ms. Izzard

[–]handsofstoner 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hate Trump and I hate Amy Schumer,boom! Logic=destroyed

[–]FrankieAbagnaleJR 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Wait who's this bitch?

[–]LBUlises 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Forgot I have a Netflix subscription, guess who's getting a review tonight :^)

[–]boarlizard 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

on line

Why does this make me irrationally angry

[–]FeelThatBern 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Trolls, see you on the next one!

Sorry fatty, there won't be a next one.

[–]CaleebTalib 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm going to go downvote her special now too after reading that

[–]Virtual_Messiah 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Call me a thief and I will continue to rise and fight and lead

Huh? She's Carlos Mencia 2.0.

[–]BrianPurkiss 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I opened up Netflix and gave her a one star just because of that Instagram bullshit.

The snippets I saw shared here on Netflix were god awful.

Edit: her Netflix rating is at 1 star btw.

[–]AjinoMoto412 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Post this on /r/delusionalartists if not already

[–]TOP_REPOST_BOT 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A rare view inside the mind of the delusional whale-thief

[–]Matador91 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I know that what I'm saying is effective

No. We all just know that your acts consist of stolen jokes and hackey sex premises and you somehow achieved great success in a competitive and ruthless industry. Also you're a third wave feminist and promised to move out of the US if Trump was elected. You are a fraud through and through and that's why people don't respect you or your "work".

[–]hearthenews 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Any negative comments or ratings are just trolls and not real".

Yeah, ok.

[–]suspekt54 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I got 7 mins in and already she's talking about how smelly her vagina is and is wringing out every potential laugh for the smallest chuckles! Literally worst stand up i have ever seen! She has people round her telling her she's amazing, she must have because she really is bad at comedy! This is the first thing i have seen her in ever!!!

[–]mathiastodd21 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I just wanted to see less like it so I gave a bad review. Sorry Ms. Schumer. Also, way to brag about selling out theaters. Nothing more Hollywood than promoting yourself while complaining.

[–]Drawtaru 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh shut the hell up, Amy Schumer. All you do is steal jokes and make unnecessary comments about your vagina. Your stand-up isn't even funny because you butcher the jokes you steal.

[–]_BlindGuyMcSqueezy_ 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is her best joke by far

[–]jimbojangles1987 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's hilarious that any negative feedback she received online is immediately chalked up to trolls rather then legitimate feedback. That would also mean that any positive feedback she received online is from trolls as well. It's really sad that this is what it's come to. Any criticism of a woman online is automatically viewed as Internet trolling but positive online feedback is a legit review and lots of people eat that shit up as fact.

She even mentions that trolls can continue to accuse her of thievery but she very, very obviously steals her jokes. Luckily for her though it's only "trolls" making these claims and all the legitimate proof that she has in fact been stealing jokes is just the work of trolls.

[–]nicksnice 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

To quote the late Patrice O'Neal, "aren't women boring?"

[–]superfluiter1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

To quote me, 'fuck you'.

[–]AndyFNG 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's a thieving whale.

[–]spinteractive 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She is really unfunny. Go away already you porcine fraud.

[–]RsMasterChief 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fat ugly whore needs to leave the country already

[–]augoldfish 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

she should get off her high horse before she breaks its back

[–]jonesandbrown 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She sounds more and more like Lena dunham

[–]propercoil 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is ugly, "both inside and out".

[–]jhallen2260 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kinda makes me want to buy a shit ton of Netflix subscriptions just so I can give her bad reviews

[–]EndgameArchitecture 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not calling you a whale or a thief. I'm simply calling you unfunny.

[–]9inety9ine 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I am strong and beautiful

That's the first joke of hers that's ever made me laugh.

[–]Unic0rnBac0n 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It makes me feel so powerful and dangerous and brave

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, funniest joke she's ever written.

[–]Rabb1tH3ad3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

10 bucks says she stole it.

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sarah Bernhart said that years ago on Letterman

[–]ProWeed 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus Christ this has got to be the most horribly written fucking paragraph I've ever read. Did this bitch pass freshman English?

[–]chambertlo 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep, blame the "trolls" for your failures. It's the go-to excuse for these SJW/feminist/libtards.

[–]CaptainRandus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer - Likeable until she speaks her mind.

[–]saltypants2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought this old video was going to be here, but did not see it in other comments. Here is a compilation of some of the ideas she stole from other comedians. https://youtu.be/Qv0eWN8v_tg

[–]Charlatanry2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is not an articulate person.

Fucking wank post here, though. It's just a woman ranting.

[–]CaptainKyloStark2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wonder if Netflix weighs ratings differently based on view %'s. So what has a higher weight?

  • never hit play but gave it one star
  • watched part part of it but gave it one star
  • watched beginning to end and gave it one star

I have a feeling it's option 2. I think a partial play indicates the same as an abandoned shopping cart on Amazon or better yet a return on an item during the return policy window. Add a one star and that's even more damage.

My theory for most hit points: let it partially okay, maybe just over halfway. Then stop and give it one star.

[–]CJM_cola_cole2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This. Is. So. Fucking. Petty.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's ok you can rate the special 4 stars.

[–]CJM_cola_cole6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's petty.

[–]WoollyOneOfficial2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"sub Reddit rooms"

[–]bryanrobh2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This dumb cunt was lucky they were dying to push a woman comic in people's faces.

[–]Stinkybutthole6992 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

R u srs. Fk ur self sista

[–]schizzipoo2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's some Trump-esque BS. I enjoyed her stand-up and show until all of the accusations of plagiarism came out.

[–]The_Colloquial_Pig2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bitch you talk about your pussy for a living. Get off your high horse.

[–]camdoodlebop2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"sub Reddit rooms" ok grandma

[–]mojodor2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's an oh so Trump thing to say...

[–]Tay_Soup2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did she just complain about Trump and then call her bad reviews fake news?

[–]Sundance372 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gets mad at the bad reviews.

Thanks the people that gave the bad reviews.

Criticises the media, for being in cahoots with "this administration" being the reason the bad reviews occurred.

I was unaware that Trump and the media were not at total know k down, drag out war, but instead conspiring to thwart Amy's success.

[–]That_Effin_Guy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love how she thinks "trolls are tanking it."

No no no no no honey, it's just bad and virtually NOBODY liked it. Unless just everyone who watches your stand-up is a troll, it was just bad (almost anti) comedy.

[–]jory262 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

meet me in the sub Reddit room

[–]Who-trew-dees-beans2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LOL I I I I trolls I I I me my altright I brave I courageous I me bold "sub Reddits"

Self-righteous, out of touch bimbo that's going to be a motherless cat lady.

[–]Sundance372 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First half of her special: "here is what the tabloids are saying about ME!"

Second half isn't even jokes, it's her talking about gun violence, the least fucking funny thing that ever existed.

[–]BigSmokies2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This lady sounds like a middle aged woman who has had too many wine coolers and can't get her stories straight anymore. I feel like I'm listening to her and at the same time being lost and confused. I think she was very self conscious too because she chose the wrong outfit. That definitely made her vagina scream "talk about MEEE"

[–]TheIrieone2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow she sounds like a fucking moron, as if anyone could genuinely dislike her show yet it always some goes back DONALD TRUMMMMMPPPP!!!! For the most part it seems the easiest to deflect it so sexism rather then people not finding her funny.

[–]Mahhone2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

wow, she's the liberal version of Donald Trump.

[–]GrimwoodCT2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

https://xkcd.com/1357/

[–]xkcd_transcriber2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

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[–]stillsinking2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer.... More like Amy's Baking Company.

[–]averageuse2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol I didn't let my gf put it on because of the rating.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

awwww. denied her an hour of pussy jokes.

[–]IsayLittleBuddy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've never wanted someone to be abducted by aliens so bad before.

[–]scyther12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I turned it on to see if its as bad as I thought. So far its terrible. She talking about being jizzed on....

[–]Cujjob2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Now who would have thought she would play the victim?

[–]ApoMechanesTheos2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Don't feed the trolls... especially the fat ones! Do you really think she has a conscience/integrity or shame at all? All she wants is some free publicity to try and resurrect her drowning "career".

[–]ReachTheSky2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Netflix was relentlessly badgering me to watch this comedy special. I hadn't seen any of her performances but to be fair I did hear about how bad she is as a comedian. I decided to give it a shot.

What in the actual fuck? I couldn't stand past the first 15 minutes. People weren't joking when they said she is lewd and unfunny. She took a great deal of time explaining just how disgusting and unclean her vagina is, then told a story about how she was going to throw some dude off a cliff because he wouldn't go down on her. Y'know, I'm not even the easily offended type. It was seriously just NOT fucking funny. Ugh... I straight up 1/5 starred it.

[–]JohnStamosEnoughSaid2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

shes related to Amys Baking Company right ?

[–]metrodfusion2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

MRW i see Amy spouting bullshit

[–]motherhydra2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Rated it 1 star because I don't need to watch it to know she's an unfunny comic that ruins the punchline or materially makes worse every bit she steals.

[–]ancientpage2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah yes, blame Trump cause your comedy sucks. I can honestly say liberals, conservatives, Communists all think you are unfunny.

[–]ConsiderMeFucked2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not beautiful. She's delusional. She's not funny either. Also she steals a ton of jokes. And makes them worse with her awful delivery.

[–]BernieEffingSanders2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lead?

Lady... And I use the term as loosely as humanly possible (much like the vagina you spend so much time monologuing about)... WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY LEAD?!

[–]theroyalham2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's kinda sickening that 60 thousand people liked this bullshit.

[–]shorttallguy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fake news! Horseshoe theory in action.

[–]FreudJesusGod2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy, I don't watch your stuff because you steal jokes.

Integrity's a bitch.

[–]PhantomOfTheIbra2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I just watched it to see how bad it really is. Didn't grin once, absolutely terrible low hanging fruits sex jokes. Not to mention she looks gross.

[–]Lidiored2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She has a minor vagina quake every time she says current administration.

[–]corvet1teacher2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Stupid cunt

[–]iTalk2Pineapples2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're a comedian. You don't make me laugh. I guess now I'm an alt right troll. Well shit.

[–]GlacieredPyro2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What is it with Amy's thinking the trolls are out to get them? Amy's baking company now this. Tsk tsk

[–]nebu77772 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm watching it now and haven't laughed once and I was a fan prior to the election. haha.

[–]WHERE_MY_COUNTRY_GO2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would rather watch Rosie O'Donnell than amy shumer. Hear me out, fellas, before throwing those glass bottles. With O'Donnell, you can at least sigh at her stupidity. Amy shumer, it's just constant, nonstop cringe. I almost feel sorry for her, shes so unaware of her own shame.

[–]dontcheckmyredditlol2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Damn. She's the alt left Donald trump. Lol.

[–]futureprez20162 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Now she's Trump: Blaming everybody else for her lack of talent

[–]taquitoburrito12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's a terrible person in everyway

[–]bassPolitics2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fuck that bitch

[–]Shabozz2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Whys everything a partisan issue now? Everybody is trying to hide behind their political opinion "oh you can't begin to hate me because I'm an open liberal now and the rightwing people don't like that so you have to support me or you're one of them."

No I'm liberal and I just don't like your comedy. And if I was so organized in that I could effect Amy Shumers ratings through Reddit, then I would be putting that energy into absolutely anything else, because that sounds stupid as fuck.

[–]TrumpTrainPizza1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because we are in a civil war that hasn't escalated to violence yet.

[–]Finassar2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"call me what ever you want" like, a rapist?

[–]sangalicious2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She hasn't been funny since Last Comic Standing.

[–]BoringPersonAMA2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not going to call her a thief or a whale.

I will, however, call her a rapist. Because she's a self-admitted rapist.

[–]Purgatory_Dog2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who did she lift this joke from?

[–]Nova_Jake2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's getting pretty pathetic that whenever someone's show fails they'll just say "Drumpf's fault! I'm great!" and actually believe it.

[–]Vikingdiapers2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Besides a whale and a thief we also call her a rapist since she admitted to raping a guy for the lulz.

[–]pointofyou2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, given the mindset she's displaying there's no possible way she could get criticized. If you do you're a hater/alt_right. Lol. How stupid.

[–]Khumalo_Neurochem2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She hates Trump, but calls out fake news. . .

[–]prinzklaus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Proud of being a thief. Wow, that's the same delusion level as Carlos Mencia.

[–]wellshii2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am not a Trump supporter or member of the alt-right, and I voted for Hillary in the general after voting for Sanders in the primary.

I am a fan of her show, thought her movie was hilarious, thought her last special had its moments, and just a huge stand up fan in general.

Her "leather special" was absolutely terrible, to me at least(but seemingly many others as well). Turned it off fifteen minutes in, then tried to give the rest a go figuring that the rest could be funnier, but couldn't make it past forty minutes.

And this is also not a slam against women comics, as I think there are plenty of hilarious female comics.

[–]Armored-carr2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The denial game is strong with this one. I'm a fan of her, I really enjoyed all her work prior, but I just turned off her resent special half way through because it's pretty bad. I assure you it has nothing to do with political motivation or bias. It's just bad comedy, which is uncharacteristic of her IMO. She's trying to convince herself that having a bad set just isn't possible. How deluded is that? Not everyone in show biz bats 1000.

[–]RJPatrick2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope I'm never in that much of a bubble

[–]queppu2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Soooo... I haven't seen anything she's done in a few years, but she used to be really funny. Has she taken a massive turn for the worse lately or something? This sounds like some whiny garbage you'd hear from a career victim. IIRC she used to get a lot of shit from the political correctness police, and that was when she was saying whatever she wanted and it was damn funny.

[–]apple____2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can some bloke do all the "jokes" but with penis for vagina.

And see how waayyy unfunny she really is.

Penis!

[–]ffngg2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Obviously shes just saying this to make her already rabid fans become even more rabid.

[–]IndianaGnomes2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Uh, I'm a liberal, and I don't like her stuff....

[–]CigarLover2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But what about the nextflix reviews... you know.... the reviews that matter the most since they can only be reviewed by ACTUAL Netflix subscribers and not just "trolls".

[–]jesperbj2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lmao. Shes the worst.

[–]Mugiwaras2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She acts like she isn't mad at the "trolls", but she mad.

[–]omixam2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Strong denial.

[–]TheRarestMinionPepe2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy schemer sucks ...

[–]Jackson5302 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As someone who watched her special because I was bored and needed to kill an hour,

She fucking sucks. As I was watching it, and before the Reddit comparison of material, I automatically thought "I've seen this shit before" and remembered exactly which stand ups I had seen it in

She is NOT funny. Train wreck, well Fucking was a train wreck, I can't even believe people buy her time for their shitty commercials.

She's semi attractive but that's about it.

[–]princessjerome2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well, if she had no trolls stalking her so far, now she surely has them.

[–]Frizbeen2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The only thing that made Any Schumer's Netflix Special bad was Amy Schumer.

[–]IparryU2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Man this "brave" label is getting out of hand.. Super liberal way of saying, "doing something that requires more than one footstep".

FFS she is a "comedian" , bombing on stage, doing specials and addressing hecklers is her fucking job.

[–]pieyum12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/delusionalartists

[–]ImAMagpie2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer blames subreddits for bad reviews...

...subreddits where people post...

...so Amy Schumer blames people for not liking her comedy, then.

Seems reasonable.

[–]bathead402 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She should start being funny before she calls herself a comedian.

[–]QueenofCelts982 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am a feminist, I don't like her. She's not funny.

[–]BatmansBumBoy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a fat cunt

[–]PhysicsNovice2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Replace 'female' with 'male' and 'right' with 'left' and read in Trumps voice

[–]DaftDrummer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So are we supposed to hate her now?

Amy Schumer circle jerk?

This is ridiculous. Why do people even care about her rating/reviews if they don't like her.

[–]mrklabb2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is she sure it isn't Russia orchestrating it?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe it was the Putin administration she was talking about.

[–]IrishFeeney922 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This instagram post reminded me to login and give her a 1 star review. Cheers Amy!

[–]Musaab2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Perhaps being Jewish isn't enough to cover up that you're a fat, annoying, unfunny piece of shit.

"But I'm Jewish! I have to be successful!"

[–]Knobsl2p2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Women are funny and smart. Get over it. It seriously cracks me up every time Amy Schumer says "vagina".

[–]PissingOnTrump2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why are you stupid fuckers so obsessed with her? Did she not accept your prom invite? The rest of the world has moved on from giving two shits about Amy Schumer.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because we're a part of the altright and taking cues from the administration.

Dude, did you not even read her post? WTF!

[–]assault_rifle_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why are you so obsessed with Trump? Did he not accept your prom invite? The rest of the world has moved on.

[–]bathead402 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her cousin must be so happy. It makes him look much better.

[–]Dahnhilla2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Guys, where is the 11am meeting? I'm in the hotel lobby and I can't see anyone!

[–]devo388292 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am a fan of hers (some of her older stand ups are quite funny, and I really liked Trainwreck)

BUT...I am not an alt right, and I thought the new special was not very good. I think Cartman nailed her on the head this season on South Park

"Now, say something about your vaaaaaaaagina"

[–]HarambeInsideJob2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Stunning and brave

[–]Captain_Lambkin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ITT Salty, very very salty.

[–]JessieN1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This post's comments or her? I can't tell the difference

[–]Captain_Lambkin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The comments, she won this round.

[–]JessieN1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahaha they are pretty angry. Also does ITT means "in this thread"?

[–]Captain_Lambkin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes it does

[–]JessieN1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks :)

[–]OrangeClyde2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wtf is it with Amys? She's like the Amy from Amy's Baking Company Kitchen Nightmares.

[–]LDKRZ2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am beautiful

Yeah you keep saying that

[–]r0cx892 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is just straight up not funny.

[–]alfx2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

the alt right organized troll attacks?

like..white supremiscists? that's an oddly specific group to blame this on lol.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Since she's a jew I would have believed her more had she said white supremacists.

[–]agentpotato0072 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Muh vagina

[–]GaratJax2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched it...from beginning to end. I thought I wasn't laughing because I hadn't been "warmed up" by an opening act. After reading some of the comments here I don't feel bad about giving it 1 star now.
I laughed twice...twice and it was more a chuckle.

[–]thisrockismyboone2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

My girlfriend and I and her sister watched it over the weekend. I did laugh a few times. I actually got tears in my eyes at the part about the Ritz crackers it was that funny to me. However, the other 80% of it wasn't funny.

[–]greatwhitegibby2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I worked in a computer repair shop for a small MSP once. This was my first job in my IT career, and was also shortly after Barack Obama took office for the first time. This tired rant reminds me of this one guy that came in.

He brought in 2 laptops. Explained to me that they are indentical copies of each other. He uses one until, and I quote, "Barack Obama's International Mafia, and their illegal alien prostitutes hack it and put their porn on it and expose it to viruses" in which case he brings the problematic laptop in for repair while he uses the other one... I'm assuming for more illegal alien prostitute porn.

The guy refused to leave the laptop with me, instead insisting on either coming to the back/workbench area with me, or at least standing in the lobby until they're done. I explained to him our SLAs and that his laptop had been "put in line" and would be worked on in turn. He offered to pay the express service fee, so I started working on his next. I went out to tell him I was beginning work on his laptop, he held up one finger as to say "wait a minute", opened his phone (flip phone) and walked outside. Not strange, except he didn't just walk out the door and stand on the sidewalk, he walked literally into the median of the 4 lane highway outside my shop to have his call.

Anyway, he came back in, and I was trying to get some more information about what was going on with his laptop. I asked him to explain the problem. Now, this took place in rural Alabama and that's important because the next bit really puts this guy's crazy into perspective.

He goes on, telling me about how he and his (now ex) wife lived in San Antonio Texas, and right after Obama, whom he was really really really opposed to, won the election, a group of illegal immigrants moved in across the street. He said that the men were all members of the international mafia, taking orders directly from Barack Obama, and the women were prostitutes who produced porn AND computer viruses. Once they found out that he didn't like Barry, they enacted this plot to fundamentally destruct his life. The women with their virusy porn had the men hack his PC and put it all over it and then showed it to his wife, who promptly left him... Anyway, he got another phone call, said he had to run but would be back to pick up the laptops (he left his second one there with me too at this point). And he left.

Now, the policy at this place is that we fix the PC, we notify you at certain intervals to come pick it up. But if after 90 days, you haven't responded or come and gotten them... Basically if we didn't hear from you or receive payment within 90 days of the first notice of repair, our policy was to take ownership of the PCs and 99% of the time, we would wipe them, reload an OS, and resell them. So, this guy was coming up on that time frame at this point. He had one final call before I was going to wipe them. He says "No no no, don't do that, I can't come get them, let's just say I had to leave town again" and then went on to tell me that he would have a friend come get them. Dude was being super sketch about the whole thing. I asked him for his friend's name, and he says "Oh, uh, well, let's just call him John"... "Ok, sure, does 'John' have a last name?"... "No, you don't need his last name."... "Ok, whatever dude, when will 'John' be here to pick these up?"... "Uh, I'm not sure, I'll have him coordinate with you"... "Ok, fine".

Anyway, a few more days go by and this guy calls in, sounds annoyed. Says "Hey, yeah, this guy I know <customer's name> called and asked me to come pick up his laptops. Said to tell you my name is John, but my real name is <real name>." "Ah, ok, yeah, we've been holding these laptops for a while now. They're ready to be picked up whenever, our hours are M-F 7am-7pm."... Guy says "Ok, cool, I'll head over now. Where exactly are y'all?"... "We're in <Town Name>"... "Hmm, I've never heard of that town."... This is common since we were so rural, but had surrounding areas that were a little more metropolitan, so it was common to find people who had never heard of the town. So I explain "Oh, we're across the bay, down Highway 59"... He says "59, huh, must be further than I thought. I don't know that highway"... So I say "Hmm, ok, well it's right across the street from <Town Name High School>" hoping he will just google that and find directions... Then he says "This <Town Name> it's weird I've never heard of it. What is your full address?" ... So, I tell him <Street Number><Street><Town Name>Alabama.." Before I can finish, dude loses his shit. Absolutely loses his damn mind... "ALABAMA! A-la-BAMA?! This guy has officially lost his fucking mind if he thinks I'm going to drive to ALABAMA to pick up some laptops of his. Do whatever you want with them, I'm not picking them up. He should've thought of this before he ran off to Mexico. I am NOT driving from Arizona to Alabama to get this idiot's laptops. Barely know the fucker anyway." <hangs up>...

Anyway, TL;DR - Guy dropped off his laptop, obviously had a latina porn addiction that had cost him his marriage, and he made up some conspiracy theory about an international mafia, run by Barack Obama, who was hacking "illegal immigrant prostitute porn" onto his laptop... Sort of like how Pig-face up there is accusing a some alt-right shadow trolls of making her standup suck horsecocks.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This was a great rollercoaster of a ride of a comment. I enjoyed thoroughly.

[–]greatwhitegibby1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks! I like writing long responses that don't seem at first to be related to the OP. only to have it tie in at the end. Makes life enjoyable, imho.

[–]Make_E_U_Great_Again2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When liberals have to finally deal with the monster's they've created

[–]TheDevils10thMan2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy, Amy, hey Amy, say "my Vagina" again.

You're so smart and funny.

[–]ToTheRescues2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Are we in a room?

[–]BURRITO_JONES2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just so we're clear here, Amy is suggesting ANY negativity toward her special is the result of meanieface internet trolls with an agenda - not because some people have an opinion that she's just not funny.

[–]NMU9062 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, you're just a bitch

[–]bottom2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It is kinda odd how much hate you guys have for her. Kinda lame.

[–]JuiceBox7892 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just for that post I went and gave her special a 1 star

[–]FlyLikeATachyon2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Jesus. She takes herself so damn seriously, especially for a comedian. I don't understand how or why the rest of the comedic community accepts her.

[–]danefifa082 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's such and insufferable cunt

[–]dennisskyum2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow. This lady is delusional. We saw the special after finding her sketch show pretty funny, but this special just wasn't funny at all.

[–]MattLyte2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I always knew she had some comedy in her somewhere!

[–]LarpFish2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

At least she gives credit to the right people, we're the only ones talking about her

[–]custombimmer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Women are funny. But that bitch is not funny at all. Even the jokes she steals are not funny because she doesn't know how to deliver them.

[–]washeduphasben2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean, I don't like her that much, but she's right about the internet fucking with her. Every time she has a new project, some spurious articles about her hit the front page, stir up some outrage and then the weaponized virginity cannon hits the review pages. I know when she's releasing something new, bc Reddit makes up some shit about her. Whatever you think of her, her special is objectively competent and nowhere near the worst specials on Netflix. But the reviews are some of the worst on the site.

[–]Wellhowboutdat2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think Joan Rivers and Lily Tomlin would like to have a word about that selling out arenas comment.

[–]johnchapel1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So would Roseanne Barr, Lisa Lampenalli, Sarah Silverman, Wanda Sykes, Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho, Janeane Garofalo, Elaine Boozler, Paula Poundstone, and Mo'Nique

[–]Wellhowboutdat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Exactly. Great list.

[–]mainfingertopwise2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Between "the left's" paid shills and "the right's" paid trolls, why the fuck am I not getting paid?

[–]Subcrazy2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds like she is trying to convince herself more than anything.

[–]johnchapel2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I am strong and beautiful but I wrote this entire essay because you trolls triggered me and also admitted I'm a whale."

"You guys didnt do your research, but then I said "meet in sub reddit rooms"

"Some of you don't agree with my feminist message. Some of you dont agree with my stealing of jokes. Some of you are Trolls. Ive decided that all of you are alt-right"

What a fucking dumb bitch

[–]zayara2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't know Amy... if my vagina smelled half as bad as you describe it, I would probably, you know, wash it?! The clips of the 'show' that I saw made me want to retch:/

[–]korc2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's fascinating watching you cretins get worked up over this woman.

[–]theflyingzack2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer trying to reassure herself that it's all just a conspiracy and that people really do like her is the funniest joke she's ever told.

[–]lbaile2002 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As a person who doesn't like her stand up in the least. How dare her accuse me of being a part of the alt-right. I voted for Bernie.

[–]Royalconan2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I had a debate with a buddy a while ago. Where does Amy Schumer rank in terms of looks? Average or below average. My vote was average to slightly above average. PLEASE don't think that means that I think she is good looking. My point was that the average person is pretty ugly.

[–]Dhoman842 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I truly liked her in Train Wreck. Funny and witty. When I saw that she had a new special out I thought I would give it a shot. Got nice and stoned so it would be especially funny but it just wasn't. The first 10 min was just uncomfortable. There was no structure to her routine. Nothing flowed. She hoped around from one vag joke to another. Even my gf, who is a big Amy schumer fan, said it was unfunny and cringeworthy

[–]Badmouth552 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Me too dude, kind of ruined my high with her stank vag joke.

[–]Yellow-5-Son2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS A RAPIST

[–]mdz22 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We watched the special the other night and like most didn't find it funny, but what I do find funny is her Instagram defense of it -- for however much she blames the Trump administration for plotting her demise, she's following the Trump playbook in defending herself with unsupportable claims of her uber-greatness and that some shadowy, non-existent group of enemies is out to destroy her. I'm just surprised she didn't include an inauguration-style photographic comparison of how many people she says loved her special vs. the number of people the internet says loved her special.

[–]ITzzIKEI2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In some degree she is right about people vote brigading. But, that's cause she stole jokes.

[–]fracture22 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I liked her show early on but the way she treats people really turned me off of her. The high school kid who's​ joke she found offensive but it was right in line with her humor she kind of skewered him when I don't think he was being cruel. She could have made it funny instead of awkward...

[–]turnpikenorth2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did I miss the part where she claimed a pussy pass? And also the part where said pass was denied?

[–]e298f622X22 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yea. Be proud Amy! Tell us more about how loose and stinky your pussy is. How you've taken tons of different men's cum in your mouth. How your a fat, disgusting, lazy slob.

[–]Mikedealer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

last desperate grab for attention.. just fucken pathetic.. She calls out trolls, but with posts like that she is trolling herself.

[–]urfatandbaldlol2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's right.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5zn4a1/just_checking_back_after_getting_opies/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5d3cpz/it_would_be_a_shame_if_we_gave_amy_schumer_some/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5d6war/amy_schumer_has_a_4_star_rating_on_amazon_lets/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5y08pp/to_those_that_still_have_netflix_netflix_just/

[–]Mehnard2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just out of curiosity... Do these "sold out arenas" have porcelain seats?

[–]MikeHunt3xFast2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, baby, no. Amy, you have bad reviews because it turns out your comedy is bad. Its Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia all over again. I can't wait until she's nothing either.

[–]belaballer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

How can she blame people for organizing against her like it isn't her fault? If 4chan, reddit, or whoever has organized against her, she can't pass that off as someone else's fault. I don't know how well-founded a lot of the hate against her is, but I certainly don't find her that funny.

[–]BukM12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I hope she reads this comment and i hope she actually realises that i genuinely fucking hate the bitch.

you are not brave you are not clever you are a fat ugly joke stealing talentless skank who is offensive to all 5 senses and even possibly a 6th sense.

you are just an embarassment to everyone.

[–]tastefulchrist2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bitch, you ain't fucking funny. You steal funny jokes and make them unfunny. Blame politics for your shitty reviews yeah that's totally gonna get the internet off your back. Fucking idiot

[–]ddundly2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Typical. She labels herself with all the qualities she feels she has. Proud, strong, brave, funny, etc...

Like so many others, she has fabricated her own reality. She will never accept that some people don't feel she possesses any of those qualities.

Sad.

[–]_King_pin_2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't find her funny or appealing in anything she has done.
Her meltdown is coming.

[–]FieldsofNope2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"It makes me feel so powerful, dangerous, and brace." Don't flatter yourself.

[–]isaac0982 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the month that just keeps on giving baby!

[–]Michalusmichalus2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I just don't care. I'm waiting and waiting and waiting for Dave chapelle.

[–]illeaglealien2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Alt-right trolls? Lmao what the actual fuck?

[–]tiredofmakingalts2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

thats the new buzzword whenever a lefty social justice warrior is called out on their bullshit. muh alt right trolls! it was the alt right! duuur.

[–]hkyplayer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not one guy and maybe only a few woman like her jokes... How did she become so famous ?

[–]pdx_12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This reminds me of the lady on kitchen nightmares,

Amys Baking Company, not being able to take criticism.

[–]PureAntimatter2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I am torn between hating her and being embarrassed for her.

[–]fangasm2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Okay... so I have never actually seen Amy Schumer before, decided to try her special just to see, y'know? Did she seriously call some guy brave for going down on her while she was unconscious? Like, unsolicited sexual actions are not okay.

[–]TheBluntLynx2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey now she's really smart and funny get over it, I just cream my self whenever she talks about her vagina

[–]chubbyronin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"The alt right organized trolls... They organize to get my ratings down."

Whether that's true or not, what is she saying, that "alt left" trolls don't organize to get her ratings /up/? And if THAT'S true, doesn't that say something in itself?

[–]unclefistface6222 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's basically putting her fingers in her ears and going "LALALA Patriarchy LALALA Muh Vagina LALALA I'm Great LALALA"

[–]PastelBuddy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

He special sucked winky.

[–]aunt_pearls_hat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Haha...maybe she can hire Shareblue to watch it and brigade Netflix's ratings like they do Reddit.

[–]tanka24681 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love how she blames trump and the alt right for her shit comedy.

[–]oliveij1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Who's this?

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[–]JustGoodOldCumFarts1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's playing it well. I'll give her that

[–]arcelohim1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Am I the only one who chuckled a little during the show? As in that I totally didn't hate it.

[–]tfdom1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

as a rule anything reddit beats to death as good or bad i always take with a grain of salt

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://www.bravotv.com/sites/nbcubravotv/files/styles/blog-post--mobile/public/field_blog_image/2017/01/the-feast-salt-bae.jpg?itok=oACl1z77&timestamp=1484155085

[–]spamtech1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

on line

Tldr

[–]nowthatsthespirit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or I just didn't like it.

[–]Zerocool10001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I sat down thinking "This shouldn't be too bad. I enjoyed Train Wreck and her other shows." 30 minutes in and I had to turn it off. No laughs were had. It was cringe bad. I'm glad people are letting her know she sucks.

[–]AnonymoustacheD1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But she sells out arenas, so there you have it. That's how I found out Jeff Dunham was funny.

[–]wwwhistler1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i liked her other special but i couldn't get through the leather tour.

[–]warpfield1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think the quality of her work is something that people from the left and the right can both agree on

[–]MrMolester1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't know the folks at r/television are /ourguy/

[–]Saskyle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched 20 minutes of it and it was literally Sweet Dee's stand up.

[–]nastymachine1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not wrong. You know she isn't.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes because we should all blame the Russians and the alt–right for all of our personal failures!

[–]Somenamethatisunique1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

wait, she released a netflix special? first i've even heard of it, i guess it didnt have much hype

[–]Conor62231 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where are these sub Reddit rooms? Do the mods have IRL meeting to conspire.

[–]matrix20021 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds about right for her.

I don't think she is a bad person, in fact, a lot of comics have defended her over the past year as she has gotten a lot of shit for some of the stuff she has done.

Still, blaming people for bad ratings on a reddit is just stupid.

She has made a shit load of money over the past couple of years, so I don't know why she would put out such a shitty special.

It almost feels like she is desperate to hold on to her fame before it flames out, but rushing out crappy products will just make it worse.

[–]TimidTortoise881 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lady is trying to blame her bad reviews on the current administration. That's a special kind of delusional. She's just not funny. Simple as that.

[–]GiveMeBackMySon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Next she'll be blaming Russian hackers.

[–]GritGrinder1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her outfit was super distracting in a bad way

[–]gabewalk1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe it's because she's not actually that funny.

[–]imnotagringo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"We" also didn't like that much Bill Burr's latest comedy special so that might give us some credibility... But there's no way I'm gonna watch hers.

[–]elstrecho1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Now just say "mah vaginaaaaa"

[–]_tothemoon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Pretty silly posting that though she might aswell put roast me!

[–]YUHDEW1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're a comedian, not a philosopher. Calm down Amy Schumer.

[–]martigan991 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The ghostbuster defence

[–]Abe_Vigoda1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The more attention you give her, the better she does. It's easier to just ignore and do something else.

[–]Cat_In_A_Hamburger1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm mad right now. Because the Trolls said how terrible the special was, I went and watched the special. Had I not heard of this TERRIBLE stand-up through the Trolls, I would have never watched. This is like some next level advertising shit. What just happened?

[–]dogcatbirdplane1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she really is so brave

[–]Tehmaxx1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It was bad because she had no flow to her bits and mostly just talked about getting fucked and Lisa lampanelli is the only large disgusting woman I find even remotely funny when talking about getting drilled by endless dudes mostly because it's usually only 1-2 bits instead of 4-5.

[–]rtsdgfdegfdsh1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Speaking as somebody who much of Reddit would consider an SJW, or a liberal snowflake, or a feminazi... Amy Schumer is a dumbass.

[–]teh_aj1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't care about her special but now it gets a one star review from me because she's a stupid fucking idiot.

[–]jspliff11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah... I checked out after

"Meeting in sub Reddit rooms"

Maybe if you went on Reddit once in a while you could come up with some funny shit

[–]Scudstock1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I need these subreddits that have the capacity to influence her ratings that much pointed out....the alt right ones that actually can do something like that. It's just insanity that this woman can't believe that her special sucked. And WHY would an alt right sub give a fuck about a chick doing comedy if she was funny?

[–]graphix621 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But really it was shitty and I am a lefty

[–]bat323911 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh wow, thats just pathetic..

[–]Jtneagle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

All she talked about was sex, her vagina, periods, and the rest of the lot...

[–]oilycaptn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's blaming the alt right, but like Melania Trump she either doesn't write her own jokes and lets some ghost writer plagiarize for her or she's too bad that she has to resort to stealing other people's work. I'm not a troll btw, I just call bullshit when I see it.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ann Coulter's standup was funnier on the Roast of Rob Lowe.

[–]RiseAboveRuin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I consider watching stand up comedies to be a little hobby of mine. I think it's difficult for a woman to be a comedian. I don't find female comedians to be all that funny because they spend so much time focusing on female issues that are only funny and relatable to other females.

I wonder if females feel the same way about male comedians?

[–]lovethebacon1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Watched the first few minutes. Started cringing. I don't even think the audience enjoyed it. Maybe it gets better after the first 10 minutes, but that I'll never know.

[–]DOCTORE21 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Since when do we have sub reddits rooms ???

[–]Administrator_Shard1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can somebody point me to a summary of why people seem to hate this woman? I appear to have missed something.

[–]DJRobOwen1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched it, i laughed twice, which was half as much as trainwreck. Amy is just not as funny as she thinks she is.

[–]Jeffrypig_231 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Tmw a Instagram post caption needs a TL;DR

[–]livingcode1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ironically this reads as being very trump-esque

[–]pivotalpawn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ahhh "my pussy smells like a barn" so powerful, so brave...

[–]EnthusiasticEntropy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watch pretty much everything standup that I can find on Netflix and Seeso.

Funny is funny.

This special wasn't funny.

[–]LB1MANWOLFPACK1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

At some point the argument of "everyone's out to get me" will get old and she will fade away into the joke thief graveyard.

[–]Shrooms000871 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Cringe worthy

[–]Riper_Snifle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I didn't vote for Trump, but her shit still sucks. So that reason is gone.

[–]return-zero1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was one of the ones who tried to withhold judgment on her but yeah now I see what you guys are talking about.

[–]hkyplayer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She acts so innocent... Didn't she start the hate and why has she not moved yet

[–]CumButcha1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

OnA <3

[–]blackblaze521 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hit me up on the elevation right conspiracy obviously.

[–]FISH-WITH-TITTIES1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

this sub is becoming shit. she seems right or at least justified in thinking most all of that. y'all are fucking trumpets

[–]Marenum2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah. I don't really think it counts as "pussy pass denied" when an incredibly successful female comic defends herself against Internet trolls. It's hard to say a lot of her hate doesn't come from forums like this when we're in a forum that's generating a shit load of unnecessary hate towards her.

Look, I don't like Schumer either. She doesn't make me laugh for the most part, and she seems to borrow material. Whatever. There are a fuck ton of comedians I don't like. I just don't feel like I have to go online and join some hateful circle jerk about them for trying to get paid to make people laugh.

[–]DataBound1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Come on sheep. She's just using the trump way. Don't show her it's the right way. Also stop showing turd face that it's the right way too. Fucking dipshits.

[–]Yunwen1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she says she likes me!

[–]Bsteves911 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't like her. Sorry Amy, I tried. Some people just have a different sense of humour than you...

[–]ColinOnReddit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

  1. No ones denying her pussy pass

  2. "My special is being reviewed poorly because of Trump."

  3. She's probably not the first touring comedienne playing international theaters. every comedienne from the UK precedes her.

[–]Stephen19851 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks alot Obama Trump

[–]altair551 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She makes jokes about her vagina smelling like a barn animal. So brave.

[–]bostonroomie1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

FAKE news! Lying journalists should learn to do their jobs. My comedy special is the greatest comedy special of all time, seen and loved by millions.

[–]jackmanutd1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's completely oblivious and so self absorbed she think she's one of the down trodden like Mandela or something. What a prick

[–]geared4war1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She used alt-right buzz words and phrases to describe the feedback. She even used the "journalists" in quotes that they use.

She even steals that shit from people.

[–]Robotshavenohearts1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"sub Reddit"

[–]Milhouse_is_a_meme1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy should just play to her audience, it's obviously working despite bad reviews. Stop getting sand in your vagina every time someone not in your demographic doesn't like you.

[–]Crackodile1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not alt-right, I'm a liberal progressive. I don't care what she looks like, and I fully support Amy Schumer's right to say whatever the fuck she wants on stage. You go, girl! I used to find her funny a few years back. However, with almost everything she has done after the first season of "Inside Amy Schumer", she has proven to be nothing but an unfunny hack. Stop blaming Reddit, it's time to get some new, and better, writers, Amy!!

[–]Exycc1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her shit was funny when she first started joking about being a slut.

Unfortunately that's all the ever jokes about and it got old immediately.

Be a better comedian Amy.

[–]Psychoticbovine1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think I'm more confused by the phrasing "sub Reddit rooms". As if Reddit is a cluster of chat forums from the 90s.

[–]DangDingleGuy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So are the subreddit "rooms" to blame for her abismal Netflix rating as well?

[–]Damadawf1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"spread the love" = encouraging people to give her more money, in this situation, right?

[–]Silvedl1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Any review that isn't a positive review of my work USA troll. I only do standup worthy of 100% ratings, and anyone who says otherwise is an altright troll."

[–]downvotemasterbater1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just reading her writing, I can hear her voice and it's like nails on a chalkboard. It's like getting passively bitched out by a beached whale.

[–]phil82481 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sorry Amy but your new special was both disgusting and unfunny. I'm not a prude and I liked her last special. But I only lasted through about 1/4 of the new special before I decided it wasn't so much funny as vulgar. I believe her reviews are bad for these reasons and no other. But I'll give her a chance and watch the next one. Despite this mistake I still think she has some talent and could possibly redeem herself.

[–]rinkima1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You know what makes you look powerful and brave? *Not giving "trolls" any of your time.

[–]01163161 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy was funny and refreshing. I like her stand up and her show. This special just sucked. She got lazy. I hope to see better from her.

[–]propercoil1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is Rosie O'donnell 2.0.

[–]Alpha_Hedge1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Can someone give me an example of her jokes? I'd like to know how bad it is

[–]Rabb1tH3ad1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

· Vagina · Pizza · I'm a slut · Blackout drunk · Bukkake · Pretending to have any relevant political perspective · Vagina

[–]texxit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd say this excuse was a joke but we all know she can't write those.

[–]Jeferson91 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Must open a go fund me to relocate her to Canada

[–]nikKnack341 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Meh Amy Schumer is neither the best or worst comedian. I think that she definitely has a reason to be not liked when she blames others for her flopped act. I think even before all this she was very easy to dislike. I find there are lot of people who strongly dislike her in particular but don't strongly dislike other comedians with similar accusations (stealing jokes) or comedy style. I think she is probably the raunchiest of the female comedians and maybe that's why people never favored her comedy in the first place.

[–]hehexd_reformed1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol she's richer than most people here so I don't see how she was denied anything

[–]Mowh_Lester1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I EM VERI BREV haHAA

[–]ScarredWolf11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is just a flash in the pan. Calling yourself a slut gets old after awhile.

[–]account4august20141 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As long as we keep talking about her she will keep making money. Let her suck, stop talking about how she sucks. She will go bankrupt.

[–]J_Boyette1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where are these "sub Reddit rooms" and how do I get into one?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

/r/submarines

[–]OktoberStorm1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm only barely starting my career, but one thing I learned long time ago was to smile and nod. Do my job, and smile and nod.

[–]Agoonga1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I voted for Hillary and I hate Schumer's stand-up comedy.

[–]SierraKiloBravo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We have rooms?

[–]nopedidnthappen1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she is the ultimate troll by trolling trolls

[–]Tasty_Jesus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And even this is still a pathetic PR move to help get SJWs to view her steamy shit pile and leave positive reviews.

[–]pepelepepelepew1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I mean.... sometimes people hate you because they are haters(she loves this, this is half of her fame). but sometimes people hate you because you suck.

The fact of her being the first female comic 'selling out arenas all over the world' is not something to be proud of. That has nothing to do with how funny she is, it has to do with how unfunny people perceive other women to be. And because of this Amy Schumer is antithetical to the cause of promoting quality female comics.

[–]The1KrisRoB1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh shit she's onto us.

Yeah it's a concerted attack on her by "the alt right", it's got nothing to do with the fact that people are sick of her telling us how much of a whore she is and telling us about her vagina.

Crowder sat down and went through her "special". The longest they timed her going without talking about being a slut, or just generally being disgusting was 2 mins.

Maybe it's a conspiracy against you Amy, maybe people don't like others who joke about that time they raped someone. Maybe it's backlash from all the jokes you've stolen, or maybe, just maybe you're not funny?

[–]alligatorterror1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Considering I use to like her in the past, now she's just a loud mouth trashy bitch. She tries to play George Carlin as a woman, all while being fem Nazi

[–]yourmate1551 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Drama aside, I watched a few mins of it last night and it was about as funny as a burning orphanage.

[–]Radeh1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Coming from the woman who said there shouldn't be criticism of Clinton because "she can't think of anything bad she's done".

I firmly believe Clinton would have been the better option than Trump, and still do...but her statement is RETARDED. Just because you don't like one candidate doesn't mean you can't hold the one you prefer accountable.

[–]throwmemars21 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She makes me want to puke every time I've ever seen her for more than 2 seconds in an AD or anything really.

Amy, you're not special, fuck off and let your career die already so I don't have to listen to your bullshit.

[–]ANAL_BUM_COVER_4_8001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is things how all non-redditors view reddit?

Some mysterious place that houses trolls in things called "sub Reddits"

[–]DOOM-DA-GOAT1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I've never met anyone who thinks she is funny. Who the hell is going to her shows? Show yourselves.

[–]oddjobbber1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Middle aged white women. That's her target demographic, and the only people I've met who find her funny fall into it.

[–]brightdark1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm actually a fan of hers but this Netflix special was unwatchable. I turned it off after 20 minutes.

[–]Dried-Grass-Pasture1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

God I hate when someone take legitimate critism towards a project that is utter shit and use that to confirm how "powerful" they are. No love your comedy show was shit, it has nothing to do with your genitals and everything to do with being an insufferable cunt.

[–]niankaki1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why does she call herself a "comic" and not a "comedian"?

[–]qwep1231 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

pretty sure it's because she isn't funny

[–]Cgn381 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Return the stolen jokes and all will be forgiven. Every single one, next year when you are through all 7,751 of them we will talk.

[–]gbiota11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Psychologists, could it be considered 'delusions of grandeur' for someone to think that when people criticize you for stealing it makes you a hero?

[–]DatNewbChemist1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sarah Silverman, Roseanne Barr, Ellen Degeneres, Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, maybe Tig Notaro (she has a huge following that's building, Conan and others are putting her in a spotlight, and some other male counterparts that aren't household names and about as new - like John Mulaney - are doing it)... Amy really isn't special.

The cold hard fact is that she isn't funny. She sucks at her profession. She isn't brave. She isn't strong. She's, frankly, not capable. This is the whole stupid Ghostbusters thing all over again. The terrible reviews weren't because men in the audience were screeching like howler monkeys in an outraged and testosterone fueled moment of confusion after seeing a capable female character. They weren't running towards the screen and slapping their penises against it, demanding that these leads subvert to there patriarchal dominance. The film got bad reviews because it was a fresh steaming piece of crap that the everyone called out for being... well, crappy. Amy Schumer's terrible reviews are because her special is the newest fresh steaming pile of crap that Netflix decided to broadcast to the world. Not because of vagina. Not because of ovaries. Because it just isn't any good. It's that easy.

Her following, in my opinion, is largely composed of a niche following. It's the young crowd that megaphones about the female struggle and that wears vagina hats to protest marches. They'd see any comedian that preaches what they want to hear. Kind of like a suckier version of Lewis Black. People that are pissed and hate the system will see him whether they roll on the floor laughing or not. But things change quickly once average Mr. and Mrs. Smith decide to watch Netflix because they're bored. They aren't the fanatics and they're judging on humor, nothing else.

She's doing nothing right now but showing that she's too cowardly to admit that maybe, just maybe, she's the problem and that her routine stinks. So instead she decides to try and hide behind some veil of "Wahh! It's those darn evil Redditors and there stern 'Girls Stink' mentality. Oh! And the administration because I don't agree with them!"

Basically, in conclusion, Amy sucks and needs to be adult enough to admit to it.

[–]gawaintheblind1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I liked her TV show. I was excited to see this pop up on netflix as I had no idea it was coming.

It was terrible.

That's all I have to say about that.

[–]UglierThanMoe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's some adamantium-grade denial.

[–]Frissestart1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's not funny enough to back her bullshit.

[–]CivilityBeDamned1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

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[–]jussayin_isall3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

this sub long ago just became about bad things happening to women and celebrating it

instead of seeing content about women trying to use their sex to get away with shit and being denied

i swear, the internet is like rocket fuel for these boy's misogyny

spend all their time online/gaming/trolling...so they never end up with a girl

and then of course with all the porn they consume, they have even less reason to try and interact with a real girl

sour grapes misogyny...shit's sad :(

[–]bathead405 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Found the SJW!

[–]jussayin_isall1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ahhh yes...the dreaded "durr! ur an ess-jay-dubya!!! fuckin libtard!!" ad hominem attack

yawwwn...try again sweetie :)

wonder what triggered your rage at my comment?

Obviously i cut you to the quick if you couldnt help yourself but to reply to a comment not directed at you

sounds like you're 'triggered' hmmm?

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not at all.

You are a giant cunt though.

[–]jussayin_isall1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Obviously i cut you to the quick

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Explain that?

[–]jussayin_isall1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/cut--to--the--quick

"cut to the quick, to injure deeply; hurt the feelings of: Their callous treatment cut her to the quick."

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Say what now?

[–]junkeee9991 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This sub was always shit. It's a stupid concept, appealing to 15 year olds.

[–]Wa1ker11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She left that we called her a rapist.

[–]space_christ_unicorn1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy is a pig and not in an amusing way. Shes riding the "shockingly gross chick" gimmick train and she isn't even funny, or shocking. I still feel bad that she gets shit on so much even if it's self inflicted, it's sad.

[–]timothymodine1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Eating an arena worth of butter and selling it out are two different things. She just got confused.

[–]QuitBSing1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I never saw anything more narcissistic in my whole life.

[–]twitchisacesspool1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have a vagina

I've been with so many guys

I've had so many stds

Abortions

All of her stand up routine in 4 short notes. She glorifies herself as a whore and now is trying to give of the appearance of a role model for women. I can't wait to see the reviews for Barbie.

"Hey, so for that Barbie movie, I was thinking someone like Nicola Peltz or someone who could easily pull of Barbie's appearance."

"That's stupid. Let's put Amy Schumer in there instead. She looks nothing like her and the SJWs will love that we're not caving into all those cis-white pervy men who want a skinny attractive female to play her."

Trump nor the alt-right care enough to watch or review you.

[–]jussayin_isall1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

lol, op you're literally who she's talking about

your history clearly exposes you as a troll

[–]KahunaKevinTiki1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'd rather listen to Paula Poundstone with headphones fully sober.

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Masochist

[–]Booker-of-roadies1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That leather special sucked so bad. I didn't even recognise how much of her material was stolen, just got bored hearing about her vagina after a while.

I'm literally a Scandinavian, card-carrying communist with 2 lesbian mothers, so lemme just welcome myself to the alt rigth, do i get a certificate or something?

If anyone wants to watch a good comedian try Ali wrong on Netflix instead.

[–]Formally_Nightman1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I just downvoted her on NF for that bitchy rant.

[–]dpistachio1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You know what's keeping her going? The same assholes that kept dane cook going. Hopefully she burns out too.

[–]pimplefacednerd1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Funny with your friends does not equal funny to the public

[–]WithOneSipOfTea1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We're witnessing Hollywood history. Grab your popcorn folks!

[–]cannabiscrusader7101 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Stollen joke, stollen joke, look at me, vagina, stollen joke, watch me roll around the red carpet"

[–]sudojay11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's hypothesizing a clandestine effort to get her ratings down. How does that work? Wouldn't it only work if there were some concerted effort with actions one could point to? You have to somehow get a lot of people who would have otherwise watched her show, to not watch it. How would that spread so widely and secretly?

[–]Blazerekt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I genuinely thought she was an alright comic until I saw her special the other day. I got through 10 minutes before turning it off. I actually went to the reviews to see what people were saying because it had a decent star rating. Almost every review was negative.

[–]Mermbone1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

at what point does just saying "alt right" and "TROLLS" not cut it anymore? if it was just alt right trolls why does trevor noah's special have 3.5 stars and hers has just 1? maybe she should do some introspection lol

[–]Jack_mantooth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Blah blah isn't my vagina so gross guys?!?!? Blah blah"

[–]sLow9321 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This was her best stand up so far!

[–]l8trfire1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm a curmudgeon but at this point, shouldn't these celebrities know that fighting negative opinions on the internet by talking about it publically, is just about the dumbest fucking thing you can do? It literally makes the issue NOT GO AWAY.

Count your money and stfu.

[–]BluestreakTheBadger1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's proud of talking about how badly her vagina stinks?

[–]AfouToPatisa1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

WTF is even alt-right?

[–]TotallyInOverMyHead1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Dear Amy Schumer;
You have made an enemy today.
Hostilities shall come to halt once you have successfully completed a therapy.
Therapies caused by perceived gaslighting do not count.

Sincerly /me

[–]leStarryNights1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wasn't this fat disgusting pig supposed to leave the country?

[–]LucioRules1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol, some ego she has. If she's pretending to be The Donald, it's kinda funny actually. Joan Rivers did it before her, and she did it better.

[–]Cristalit31 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That is grand delusion on the biggest scale. Blame your failures on the "alt-right trolls", it's the go to excuse for being pathetic.

"My pussy smells like a barnyard animal" Oh so fucking brave, you're a martyr and role model for women everywhere.

[–]sherwood9001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I really dislike her she's up her own ass

[–]tryingmyhardest881 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Oh god, this one is in for a shock one of these days. I hope she gets the necessary support from those around her.

[–]101reddit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Everyone who downvotes me are part of a vast alt-right conspiracy

[–]Dubsacks1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is interesting, I did not know this about Amy. Is this why South Park (Cartman) made many references to her this past season ?

[–]disposable_account011 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm so far left I make Bernie look like Pence and I have legit never laughed at anything this opportunist hack has ever written or said. She's the Dermott Mulroney of comedy -- just...awful.

[–]pdeluc991 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I bet she's criticized Trump for trying to defend himself from biased news. Hypocrite.

[–]eDgEIN7081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wonder where she copied that rant from?

[–]serpentwise1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Saw it on netflix didnt even watch gave it one star :)

[–]Scarlet_Isotopes1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Maybe she should expand her repertoire beyond crusty vagina jokes. I thought stand-ups are supposed to handle criticism with grace.

[–]naardvark1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That reads like something Trump would say if he were in her shoes. Boasting, "fake news," trolls.

[–]shunmybuns1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did she just use the fake news defense?

[–]Cyboth1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That woman is delusional!

[–]sasha_baron_of_rohan1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched the special, it was awkward and poorly delivered, even by her standards.

I watched it as someone who doesn't like her, but I thought I'd give it a chance.

[–]2aleph01 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why can't Amy Schumer just stick to comedy and her diet?

[–]whitey1151 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

sub Reddit rooms?

[–]dektiva1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she is trolling....do not feed the trolls!

[–]pm_me_ur_metatarsals1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I seriously do not understand how female comedians like her and Sarah Silverman get popular. Do they just sleep with the right people, or what? I think that was the case with Sarah Silverman.

Not even being sexist or anything because I can name quite a few respectable female comedians off the top of my head (Roseanne Barr, Ellen DeGeneres, Lucille Ball, Kate McKinnon, etc...). It is just that Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman are just objectively bad and really doesn't deserve the fame they have.

[–]Ulahman1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did her tendies just hit the floor? I thought she was moving to Canada anyway.

[–]VaussDutan1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What I get out of that is that she wants us to call her the Whale Theif. Can we get some Memesmiths on that?

[–]fuckyou22581 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hey, I'm a gay liberal.

Oh wait, I don't like Amy Schumer. Forgot i was on the alt-right for a second there.

[–]nebuchadrezzar1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's embarrassed for the journalists trashing her special without doing their research? What would that article even look like?

—Amy Schumer, who extensive research has proven to be funny, was mistakenly panned in reviews by many viewers of her special.

Amy, don't worry about the political stuff. If you concentrate on your job and actually become super funny, you can do nearly anything you want. For now, this kind of whining just comes across as entitled or pathetic.

[–]The_Waffle_Whisperer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She sucks

[–]blowacirkut1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer was kinda funny when she had her sketch comedy show. I laughed my ass off at a couple sketches and cringed my ass off at a couple. But her movie sucked and petty much everything since then has sucked. Her movie was less of a movie and more like a bunch of comedy sketches that loosely made a sort of story maybe. Not to mention everything she does is so annoying my bias towards her makes it hard to find her anything but annoying.

[–]hairyliberal1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So is she the female equivalent of Trump?

[–]fgdadfgfdgadf1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

All she does is talk about herself for an hour, and it wasn't funny.

[–]junkeee9991 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

To be fair, many comics talk primarily about themselves.

[–]essential_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a world we live in when you can blame the GOP for your shitty act.

[–]schallazar1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Pretty sure she stole this speech.

[–]problast2391 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or ya know. Maybe your just not funny...

[–]El_Nombre_Occupado1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm a liberal. I hate Trump and all he stands for. I hate Farage and Brexit and all they stand for. I don't find her funny either.

[–]elkazay1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

God I hate her. This makes me hate her more

[–]Yvels1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I ended here because her post got to /all and after reading some comments I decided to take a look by myself. This cant be that bad.

Holy shit! Unattractive not by her looks only but the whole wasted, forced and unfunny delivery. It was painful to watch.

[–]diceshow71 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Funniest thing she's said so far.

[–]mjc10271 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's just not funny...

[–]omnomnombbrrrpp1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Such a brave woman

[–][deleted]1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This dumb whore spent her entire life copying other comedians and expects to be treated like one. Oh lord.

[–]LeGensu1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is low

[–]Tidal_Star1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahahah this girls cheese fell off her cracker! She talks like shes her biggest fan....but i guess everybody needs at least one

[–]whatzwzitz11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So who the hell is this woman?

[–]AlexMcCarthy11 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think she was serious she didn't say pussy in the entire passage

[–]Good2Go52801 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a thieving whale.

[–]-hx1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lol i rated that shit 1 star faster than you can say intergalactic ham planet

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hamaplanet Intergalactic.

I'll never hear that song the same way again.

[–]as2081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'll post what I post every time I see her on Reddit.

REMEMBER THAT TIME SHE BRAGGED ABOUT RAPING A DUDE?

[–]teelop1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just like that ghostbusters movie. it only did poorly because sexism :'(

[–]dblmjr_loser1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lmao what a deluded fucking whale.

[–]johnnyone951 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is she delusional, or what?

This is what I think of Amy Schumer and her (so-called) skanky comedy.

[–]PainTrain4121 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is it just me or does her bitching about the bad reviews sound a lot like Trump's bitching about his media coverage? Literally the first thing I thought when reading this. That and it really wasn't that good. I actually liked her early stuff but it seems she just dialed up the raunchiness and forgot the funny. Also there is a difference between pointing out how ridiculous things can be in society or in politics and making jokes about it versus just being preachy and talking down to people who don't share your views.

[–]BlGCHRlS1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her entire special was crude sexual humor, I found it more disturbing than funny.

[–]Loose_Goose1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The fuck is she wearing on her special? She looks like a muffin

[–]Dtrain323i2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's her muffin top

[–]t0rllface1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love people these days. Always trying to play the victim. If your act is shit, why not improve it?

[–]galapagos18591 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't like her but it was a good response. The fact that despite all criticism she still signed a Netflix special means she is succeeding in whatever kind of comedy she does.

[–]sandratcellar1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A good response would have been not responding at all. It's hard to pretend that something doesn't bother you when you're taking time out of your day to address it.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Watch the special then come back to comment.

[–]galapagos18591 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I bet it sucks, like everything else she does. I'm not wasting my time.

[–]oz_moses1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched some (most) of Leather while working out; honestly, I may have laughed once.

Amy Schumer- not funny.

[–]phantasy_pron_star1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What's going on in this room?

[–]bluebullbruce1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This daft bitch is so deluded. Honestly the only thing funny about her.

[–]Blueeyesblondehair1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What a stupid fucking bitch.

[–]mHtt1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Look, im no fan of the alt right, but doesn't anyone else think it's hillarious that they're giving her all this free press?

Most modern comic would kill to be on reddit's front page more than once a week. The alt-right is succeeding only in making her topical over and over. They're so full of themselves that they can't see how theyr'e helping her career. (i agree she's an unfunny joke thief) but damn she's kind of winning this round simply by being on people minds over and over...

[–]fearmypoot1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

AMY SCHUMER IS NOT FUNNY.

AMY SCHUMER IS NOT FUNNY.

AMY SCHUMER IS NOT FUNNY.

AMY SCHUMER IS NOT FUNNY.

AMY SCHUMER IS NOT FUNNY.

[–]1337speak1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't even want her on the FP even if it's because she's topped /r/pussypassdenied. She doesn't deserve any attention.

[–]bathead401 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her turd waffle of a cousin is funnier

[–]Raven4life1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's "The" trolls, to YOU.

[–]bboymixer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The tag says "NOT TRUE PPD" yet no one here seems to be commenting like it.

[–]BostonSpartan1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She steals jokes for other comedians and her looks from Lisa Lampanelli.

Her ass is so big it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

[–]SolGarfuncle1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

There is no such thing as "trolls". Those are called people who dislike your product.

[–]tone_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Negative reviews = trolls, because woman.

[–]Mortimer4521 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is part of why everyone hates her, she has to turn everything into a political statement

[–]Thehyperbalist1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"The alt right took those jokes from other comics and put them in my mouth as I was doing my special so it's not stealing the alt right is trying to ruin me everywhere I go. The alt right it everywhere. Like on Reddit where the alt right is trying to destroy me!! I'm an unfunny whale who steals jokes because the alt right did it!! ..... alt right, alt right, alt right, alt right...... two weeks.....two wweeeeks.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JEgJwpypS5A/VWyYUAfjMkI/AAAAAAACutY/5q3pY4foiNU/s1600/total%2Brecall%2Bhead.gif

That's what you sound like

[–]80BAIT081 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She really is a nasty pig.

[–]Psuper1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would have given it 2 stars if she moved out of the USA like she promised.

But a liar AND a shit comic only gets 1.

[–]CMDR_welder1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It was bad and youre not the first you insane moron

[–]eastabogga1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Thanks Amy. Now your going to bring all the "trolls" who have never heard of this site here to disturb our little world. Who screwed over who now?

[–]leftwing_anti-leftst1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Fat stupid delusional whale

[–]Moladh_McDiff_Tiarna1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She... She's starting to speak like trump

[–]one-hour-photo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

this...this can't be real.

[–]Not_ur_buddy__GUY1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure Ellen DeGeneres was selling out stadiums while Amy was a wee piglet, still eating at the trough. Ellen used her own material too.

[–]hesoshy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

And here comes this subreddit proving that what she says is true.

[–]Perfect6001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Would #FakeNews be applicable here

[–]philcoke121 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Has she considered that a lot of people just genuinely don't think she's funny at all?

[–]Sully11021 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.

[–]klumb1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't know who this bitch is, never heard of her. I haven't seen her stupid special either. But I'll make sure I give her half a star just because of how she addressed the situation here. Fuck this leftie comedian wannabe!

[–]FadingEcho1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is typical. I'm not the problem, you are. It's not that my jokes aren't funny, you just don't get them.

Quick edit: When those guys made that terrible sausage party movie and it bombed everywhere, they didn't cry about it.

[–]KnockKnockDingDong1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We have rooms?

[–]ubiquitous_apathy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I am strong and beautiful"

Okay, cool. Even if that were true, your job is to be funny.

[–]bAShyyy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I never read anything about it anywhere but I saw it 2 days ago on Netflix and voted 1 star because it's utter shit lol.

[–]thatcroatianguy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We also have this one female comedian traveling the world, she did a great skit in front of the White House, constantly making fun of her husband for denying him sex, you should really hear the number of accents she can imitate, just classic stuff really, check her out; Kolinda Grabar Kitarovic.

[–]dangerouspeyote1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or.... it's terrible and she's not funny.

[–]Krickles881 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When you're so fucking ignorant and entitled you deny hard evidence of you stealing jokes lol dumb bitch

[–]CLSosa1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But reddit IS on her dick big time, this thread just further proves it. She posts that "everyone on reddit tries as hard as they can to bring her down" and reddit responds by "THIS FAT FUCKING CUNT IS DELUSIONAL SHES NOT FUNNY SHE ONLY TALKS PUSSY" like jesus you guys ok?

[–]SC2ruinedmyholidays1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Well as things with forums tend to be, there is a majority who are of the one view for various reasons: some have said that they have watched the special and agree it is absolutely terrible, whilst others may in fact be hating purely because she is female.

However if you take it as the overwhelming majority agree that it is shit then maybe her special is shit?

And if this overwhelming majority decides to make a post on a public forum where they can discuss her comments then how is that any different to any other forum?

[–]Living_like_a_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Indicative of the administration right now"

Stopped reading there. Blaming Trump cause you fucking suck at comedy and steal jokes? Good luck with that.

[–]santaliqueur1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"My comedy doesn't suck, Trump sucks!"

Yawn.

[–]hedgecore771 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Compare Amy Schumer's Netflix special to Katherine Ryan's. They both got dirty with their content but Katherine Ryan was funny.

And sure, 'funny' is subjective. But I laughed my ass off at Katherine Ryan and only cringed at Amy Schumer.

[–]nelsonic19901 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Brave"

[–]delscorch01 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The rant is much funnier than any part of her netflix special.

[–]BrillantPebbles1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I would love to see how a psychiatrist would interpret that screed. She sounds delusional, paranoid, narcissistic to say the least. "If you don't like my comedy show -- you are the enemy". Bizarre.

[–]ThMickXXL1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or maybe.....justtttt maybe, your special isn't that funny.

[–]NeptunesNips1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her sentence structure sucks

[–]GuerilaSParks1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah. I said fuck all the negative hype she gets on Reddit and took a look at her special. The first 15 minutes is her giving a story about her vagina, drinking cum, and being black-out drunk.

Ok, no biggie, she's known for vagina jokes so I guess to keep her audience familiar she opened up with that. Go for it, I won't hold it against you.

20 minutes later and it's like the jokes got progressively worse. Like at least when she was talking about cleaning between her pussy flaps that gave me a chuckle, but for the rest it was just bad. Like, really bad. I gave her the benefit of the doubt but she just isn't all that funny.

[–]iCantCallit1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I can't wait for her short fame to implode

[–]Rambo1stBlood1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I agree with here on one thing...I definitely love to hate on her.

Like, her comedic voice and that weird "sassy-frumpy romance" angle and she plays all the time... definitely a lot of fun to hate on. I can admit that.

[–]myballsaresweaty1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This bitch needs Jenny Craig and facial surgery.

[–]CudaQuix1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is reddit. Not 4Chan.

[–]Zigtastic1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's fucking annoying. If you don't think she's funny you are a sexist bigot. Some funny routines on Netflix: Ali Wong, whitney Cummings, and Kathleen Madigan are all pretty funny.

She sounds unhinged, like she's about to have a Britney Spears 2011 kind of year.

[–]johnnyone951 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Judging by the content of the comediennes you've mentioned, I'd say you, by association, are the one who's sexist. Only a staunch feminist would find their 'schtick' funny. Perhaps you should read some reviews on Schumer's latest routine.

Given today's political "nanny state", a male comic could never get away with this type of gender specific bashing without getting lambasted, marched against, protested about, or sued by you and/or your constituency.

[–]Clark_W_Griswold_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy Schumer is a communist.

[–]Pifftwister1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No dude its actually REALLY NOT FUNNY, I tried to give it a go and even the somewhat funny depreciating joke at the start about her being brave over a photograph was really badly done

[–]filthycasual_oh1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That post reads like a Trump tweet.

And not in a good way.

[–]ender2781 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where are these subreddit rooms you assholes have all been meeting in? You've been holding out on me!

[–]Orest-Mercator1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why do you guys care so much about this shit?

[–]Kiygre1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Soooo...fake news?

[–]WeHaveIgnition1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I have a friend who is a far left feminist and she hated the new special. Schumer has sold out as a bro comic in the same vain as Cook.

[–]danvillain1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Uh-oh. Here come the delusions of grandeur

[–]QcRoman1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Here's the thing about success: it's two folds, it requires mass positive recognition.

So she claims success and here I am not giving a damn about her.

Any truly successful performer could very well do without people like me but she's making a lot of noise and getting people like me to notice her.

And in doing so I end up voicing my opinion about her performance. I wouldn't have done so and her rating would have been the same has any "normal" artist: composed from lots of fans and some critics but now people like me are joining in and giving their (not so positive) appreciation of her. And she makes more noise. You can guess where that leads.

Something akin to the Streisand effect.

You can have success but very few can claim to have it and end up with their general approval rating going up.

My point of view, for what's it worth anyway.

[–]redordead111 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched the first ten minutes of her special and stopped because it just wasn't funny!

[–]hubley121 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

kinda proving her point, eh?

[–]guygardner20201 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LOL she ends by saying "see you next time", like Netflix will pay for another special! I cant stand this woman's act, but at least this was all original. However I would be ashamed, as full time stand-up comic, to put out that garbage on the same network that just put out part time stand-up comic Neal Brennan's 3 Mics which was gold!

[–]johnchapel2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

3 mics was incredible

[–]johnnyone951 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Spot-on review of this over-sized comedienne's (and I use the term loosely) Netflix "Amy Schumer-The Leather Special". She makes Howard Stern's reappearing character, "Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf" (R.I.P.Hank... Schumer's career is right behind ya) seem like Richard Pryor by comparison.

In the immortal words of Don Imus, "What a fat loser!!"

[–]nopetynope131 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy's rare but free 8 hour special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqP7kcr-sc

[–]imnewherebenice1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Schumer is a dried up unfunny hag. Her claim to fame is telling a guy who recently lost his friend that it should have been him.

She talks shit but when it comes back on her she cried 'oh sexism, trolls ''

Cunt

[–]readonlyuser1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm sympathetic to her aims, but she's put her special in a box where negative feedback can be brushed off instead of taken seriously.

[–]jcollazos931 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"these trolls are meeting in sub reddit rooms on the onlinez." lol give me a break.

[–]scoreboy691 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i saw it when it came out. Even before the bad press so I'm not jaded in my opinion that this special was really really not good at all.

[–]wetdogcity1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

well, someone is delusional

[–]FENCERSUPREME1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What an idiot

[–]nopossum1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What bothers me most about this is her butchering of the English language.

[–]pit19881 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is not unattractive and I laughed many times. What is with all of the hate.

[–]TheBlueEdition1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Holy shit this post is the biggest post I've ever seen on ppd.

Oh, and Amy Schumer is a shitty comic.

[–]nyo_mythe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Create your own material Amy

[–]sansaset1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Amy is delusional.

bitch is still richer than 99.9% of the users on this website so can't even hate, I'll just stop paying attention to her.

[–]dksk34431 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Even if the only reason she got bad reviews were subs, wouldn't it still show how many people think he shows are bad?

[–]likethegun1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She sounds like Trump and acts like Corey Feldman.

[–]_The-Big-Giant-Head_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Does anyone have a list of this arenas "ALL OVER THE WORLD"?

[–]snakeoil-huckster1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Haha! Fake news. Terrible. Sad.

[–]Bombchedda1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds like a frustrated person trying to use reverse psychology. Only problem with that is that she really does suck sooooooo lol

[–]churniglow1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow, the hubris is deep here. She paints herself to be some kind of social hero on the level of Ghandi or MLK when, in reality, she just spits out recycled potty humor for money. Give me a break.

[–]_Not_Bruce_Wayne_1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Me and all my alt-right hating liberal friends cannot stand Amy Schumer. What does politics have to do with a comedian? You just suck, Amy. Face it. Your time is done.

[–]Silmariel1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Joan Rivers is rolling in her grave. And Ellen probably needs this time to decide on a facial expression for whenever Amy has to go on her show to promote something.

[–]munchem61 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This ain't some big conspiracy dude, a lot of people just didn't like your special.

[–]Captain_Truth10001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is written oddly like a Trump tweet.

[–]MagnanimousCannabis1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You can't "thank" trolls and not seem like they got to you. I'm sure she's not actually happy that she has people harassing her.

[–]KexyKnave1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

First sentence isn't even a proper sentence.. wtf is this girl on.

[–]SpartanH0891 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She was shitty long before the current political environment was established. I just don't find her funny.

[–]Hu_Mei1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It was painfully unfunny. But, go ahead, Amy, blame the Trolls if it makes you feel better to shift personal responsibility for your failure on to others. Spin it as you will, nothing will change the fact: It was painfully unfunny. So, suck it up. Learn from your mistakes. Move on. Preferably into a career that you are much more suited to. Like, say, modeling. In your case, all you'd have to do is find a left-leaning fashion company that specializes in plus size bitter women with no taste or sense of decorum, nor a good sense of humor.

[–]Ilovestupidthings1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Trolls see you on the next one 😘😘😘

[–]ScreaminSeaman171 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I wish she'd stop calling herself brave. I think the word she is looking for is "delusional". Her comedy is a streaming pile of shit. Stealing jokes and then delivering them poorly is not brave.

I can give her a little leeway. It could be possible that she makes up a joke and it is coincidentally similar to another comedians joke from 20 years prior. But not when it happens every comedy special, series, and/or episode. Is she too stupid to realize that can't continuously happen before someone might realize you are just a talentless hack who rides on coat tales of real comedic talent and then blames everyone else for the negativety surrounding her.

Going on stage and talking about her stinky vagina is not funny, it's vile. A few jokes about it with a decent delivery might work. But she is beating the dead horse... that is her vagina.

I wish her (and Leslie Jones) would just fuck off and realize her time is over. They got lucky. I really hope her career goes the way of Paulie Shore and fucking dies. Fuck it, I'll take Paulie Shore back over her.

But as I don't see her going away. As long as people keep throwing money away on her, we will never be ride of the Cancer that is Schumar.

[–]MisterOminous1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If I say something negative does that make me a Troll? You win this round Amy!

[–]vannisar41 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What I'm wondering is what administration she is talking about.

[–]NotEricOfficially1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Not an alt right person, but I can confirm her special was shit.

[–]MindlessMystery1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's the Trump of the comedy world. Delusional, and not good for the public.

[–]MadridFan71 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is like trump but liberal. Makes all these claims with no basis. Lol

[–]Timburger1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

When you're just not that funny and you become convinced it's a political hate campaign being organized for you online, oh Amy, you so crazy.

[–]just_a_gray_cat1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This crazy bitch sounds exactly the female Trump of the left!

  • Blame journalists - check
  • Praise yourself effusively - check
  • Conspiracy theories - check
  • Attack media as a whole - check

[–]millertime14191 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I sat through that dumpster fire just to make sure I wasn't judging based on other people's opinions. It was cringe worthy. At one point she was joking about doing snow angels in cum and about her vagina smelling like a barn animal... these aren't jokes, it's just gross... then she talked for 10 minutes about her work on gun control. "I can joke about cum and still not want my friends to get shot." She's just a disgusting person.

[–]CutthroatTeaser1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

As one woman to another, lemme just tell Amy this is the stuff of /r/cringepics

There's no Anti-Amy conspiracy. You're just not as brave or original as you think you are.

[–]Badmouth551 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's funny because she said something about people being "brave" in her special and how most people aren't brave for what they're called brave for and is now calling herself brave. Oh the irony.

[–]CutthroatTeaser2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Honestly, the kinda crap she was spouting off in the OP's picture doesn't really match the persona she poses when she does stand up. It was making me alternate between cringing and rolling my eyes. At least she didn't use a bunch of smiley face emo-Oh WAIT, she did.

[–]madbuilder1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I was on the fence after watching her last special. I just didn't seem to laugh as much as her 2012 Mostly Sex Stuff. But this cringeworthy post made me reconsider.

[–]IUsedToBeGoodAtThis1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ahhhh, it's the At Right and Trump...

[–]505ab505ab1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The irony of her emulating the "administration" in this post; insinuating journalists are creating fake news and blaming her critics/trolls, is cringeworthy.

[–]Maga_man891 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is so great. Shared far and wide.

[–]Palladog1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

After seeing her special, I searched for it on Reddit and wrote a bad review in two threads. My reason? I had just watched her special.

[–]Dwayne_dibbly1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nothing to do with being completely unfunny then or ripping off others jokes.

[–]SpYf3R1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ELI5: why does Reddit hate Amy Shumer (sp?) so much?

[–]Badmouth552 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Because shes stolen multiple jokes from other comics, most publicly Patrice O'Neal (RIP) has had most of his jokes stolen by her. Also shes not that funny, tried watching her Netflix show and literally the first few minutes were about how her pussy stinks, and you can tell people in the audience were like "Ehhhh."

[–]vman44021 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Apparently, T—D + PPD + Patriarchy are the reason she's not funny and has to steal jokes. Come on people! Cut her some slack! She's just a poor, helpless girl. Love her!!!! LOVE HER!!!

[–]iHeartCandicePatton1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's a delusional, unfunny, and unattractive cunt

[–]just_quit_smoking1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think she's funny. Her show made me laugh.

[–]Tancrad1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She had two shows.

One of them made me laugh actually, I liked it.

The other one was garbage

[–]DeweyCheatem-n-Howe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

But... she wasn't funny. I mean, I really enjoyed Trainwreck, and some of her earlier stand-up was fairly good, but her Netflix special was just not funny.

I'm not a troll simply because your special was unfunny, and your gender and physical characteristics do not entitle you to me finding you funny regardless of whether you actually are.

[–]That-Guy-Brian1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The first sign of a coward is passing the buck instead of accepting responsibility. She embodies this concept in full.

[–]nlx0n1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Trolls see you at the next one!"

Must be good to be related to chuck schumer and ride the wave of nepotism to a hollywood career.

So many funnier women will never get a chance to have a career because she uses her family's political clout and contacts to keep her career going.

[–]bigj4801 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, I'm sure she REALLY doesn't care about the trolls, not at all... Also, what does "the current administration" have to do with this? There is legitimate criticism, there is bias and then there is just making shit up where it doesn't exist. The later seems to be on display a lot recently.

[–]thefuglyduck1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wow, she sounds like Trump!

[–]Jonestown_Juice1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Eh. It wasn't that bad.

[–]Shogun1020001 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Just a bunch of bad vagina jokes.

[–]nuesuh1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She thinks there's some conspiracy going on... And that Trumps administration has used alt-right trolls to organize an attack on her person.

She got those 1 out of 6 star reviews for a reason. Her show is agonizingly bad.

[–]ioanation1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So we don't like her, right?

[–]TyppaHaus1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she's a right A cunt.

[–]locke10181 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

the people spreading love online

Where did they find that guy

[–]Legaato1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

All in all I thought her special was alright. Smiled at a few jokes, laughed at one and the rest ranged from kind of amusing to flat out annoying. It seemed like a lot of her material needed to be done in clubs for another few months to refine it, which is what most comedians do. They write a bit, work it in clubs and see what works and what doesn't so when they film a special, it's a polished joke.

Her comedy is very derivative from the people who inspired her, to the point where some of her material is just a pale facsimile of those comics. Like the whole "where to cum" Chappelle bit. Any comic will say they love Chappelle, but wouldn't even attempt to write jokes similar to his because his jokes are just straight up done better. Just like no one sees a Picasso and thinks, "That's really good... I'm gonna make a painting similar to his" It's already been done way better than you could possibly do it, so why even bother?

[–]Extra_Crispy191 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is probably the funniest thing Amy Schumer has ever said or done

[–]nugget9k1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Critic David Wiegand from the SF Gate gave this special a perfect 100/100 score. Gee I wonder if paid shills exist?

[–]DeafandMutePenguin2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

LOL I was just looking through the critics on metacritic based off what another user said to me. 3 professional critics gave it high marks with 0 giving it low ones.

Flip to the users it's a 16:75 ratio with 75 being negative reviews.

[–]maxxamillionz1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I stopped caring half way through reading that.

[–]NoMoreMrNiceBastard1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did she just call herself "beautiful"?? I've seen used tampons prettier than her.

[–]nitrogen761 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched 10 minutes of this and I want to kill myself.

[–]thatguy_17761 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Eric Cartman reenacted her entire stand up by saying "my vaginaaa" over and over. It's not funny anymore.

[–]tiredofmakingalts1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

sorry, barbeef, "muh vagina" is just terrible humor.

[–]ThugDaddy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It was really bad.

[–]FinnsGamertag1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I watched 10 minutes and just found it genuinely boring and unfunny

[–]Shaolinblood1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Does she know we all know she still slightly alters other famous comedians jokes? Its honestly not even funny at all. I feel bad for who ever paid for that cumshow. How much was that anyways? Feelsbadman..

[–]toBrethO1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Anyone who has any remote criticism of Amy Schumer's comedy = Alt-Right-Mecha-Turbo-Nazi, lol ok.

[–]moteingodseye1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you see her in any commercial... DON'T BUY THAT PRODUCT. One way to get rid of her. And oh yeah, she is just not funny at all.

[–]sharkfinattax1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Have a seat over there on that cactus will you Amy?

[–]BlindGuardian4201 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"Call me a whale"

That's insulting to Cetaceans.

[–]majortom221 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

The amount of delusion in that post is just saddening. But I mean, I guess what else is she going to do? It's like asking a coach who's team is down in the 4th quarter if they can come back. What, he's gonna say "nah, not really, we should probably just pack it in" ?

As an aside, I didn't actually think her special was that bad. It wasn't good, for sure, but it wasn't absolutely terrible. Just not funny. She lacks polish though. The way she delivered that "in this JAAARR!?" line made me cringe though

[–]eccentricelmo1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

In all honesty, the standup was pretty fucking terrible. I told my gf, but she insisted I don't think it's funny because I'm a man...

Katherine Madigan is a funny woman.

edit: got the last name right I think

[–]fucktardskunch1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is called I GOT CAUGHT STEALING JOKES damage control

Shut the fuck up amy. You're only funnier than the holocaust and a notch below ass cancer.

Btw-we're using our voices too. Quit being selective. Because this bullshit boils down to you being happy when the crowd supports you, but it's everyone's fault but yours when they don't. You're a shitty person.

[–]fucktardskunch1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

THE FEMALE DANE COOK

[–]sunal1351 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's funny how she say people don't do proper research and then spells subreddit as two words.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Typical libtard... Blame the Russians and the alt-right for all of your personal failures.

The Russians must have hacked her show and made people not think it was not funny how all she does is talk about her slutty barnyard vagina and steal jokes from real comedians.

[–]CynixCS1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I'm the first female comic to fill stadiums"

No honey, by your own stupid logic, that was Bruce Jenner.

[–]Throwawayfor751 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

People on Reddit DID in fact organize to bombard her with bad reviews, but I watched that special and its fucking terrible. She is the least funny comedian I've watched since the 90s when Comedy Central would air club shows by people who had never done a set before.

[–]bustinmybars1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah I don't like Amy Schumer because when I saw her live she made a joke about molesting her niece in the bathtub. Obviously nobody laughed so she followed with a joke about finding jizz in her underwear every morning. So empowering Amy. So brave.

[–]stealthy_moose1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I fucking hate this joke stealing hambeast.

Shes not funny, and somehow scrounges together a career out of it.

[–]americanyid1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you go through the almost 3000 reviews, there are only a handful with 3 or more stars mostly shill reviews, but thousands of one stars with the occasional two star reviews from people that didn't want to seem negative.

Fact is, if it was a conspiracy to trash her, there would be more than a handfull of positive reviews.

Fact is, she put herself all over the national media, made a spectacle of herself, and thousands of people viewed her special and were appalled. This wasn't a movie, or a musical performance, where taste is subjective. Her special was a rant, apparently drunken, obscene, foul and not funny. Yes humor can be subjective but there is also an objective standard. When the majority find your humor foul and offensive. If a guy did the same performance, joking about his foul crotch odors and killing a woman for not giving him oral sex, the majority would still rate it zero stars.

[–]EggNog-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

"I know what I am. I am strong and beautiful."

Oh shut up you idiot. I'm not a very sensitive guy, but honestly this crap is annoying. If a man hits a woman its abuse. If a woman hits a man the man is a wuss and the woman is a strong independent leader standing up for her rights. I'm not a woman hater but please just stop.

[–]KelpCoffee1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I remember reading quotes from her admitting to raping someone. You can find it on Google if you are interested in learning more about it.

While I'm not sure if his is true or just something said for publicity, it doesn't help the fact that I think her standup is garbage. I generally don't like her. I hope she reads this.

[–]DeafandMutePenguin3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She also made a taxi driver finger bang her.

[–]ColorMeOffended1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Is she actually funny? I don't think so.

The one thing that I'll give her, though it's not really the case anymore, but when she first got famous, she had some absolutely amazing legs. They weren't expected based on the rest of her body, but they were by far some of the greatest legs around.

[–]christophurr1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Damn you /r/aww

[–]CuckVonCIs1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Where may I find these rooms she speaks of? I want to join!

[–]iliketosmellmypoop0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is not the first sellout female comic Patton Oswalt is

[–]mynameisalso0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Seems more like /r/incel denied. What was she denied? If anything I totally agree with her. There are absolutely toxic women hating sub Reddits full of people who think rape is fine, and women literally owe men sex. It's not even remotely an exaggeration (as much as I wish it was).

[–]smookykins0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She's also fat. And steals jokes. And tells them horribly when she does. And she's fat again.

[–]totalcornhole0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You guys give her so much free press it's not even funny.

[–]HoeDaddy1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Its funnier than her stand up

[–]UberPassenger-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nevermind she's 100% correct.

[–]G4Shiii-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Her work is not that good most of the time. But that doesn't mean she doesn't get hate from hermit, loser'ish type, conservative bums. Half Facts. Those people are terrible, half are Russian bots and others are Trump supporters. Typical disgusting af human trash!

[–]SpamTato-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I think she's probably right

[–]YoloYeahDoe-1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She is

[–]haventredit-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

FAKE NEWS!!! I haven't really seen much of her work but she kind of sounds like the Trump of comedians in this post

[–]Guatemalaptb-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why are you guys for giving her so much attention? You do realize it would be more effective to ignore her, like seriously is she really that interesting. Do you really need to focus this much on her? Honestly she's boring and so is all the Amy Schumer hate.

[–]Underwooden-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought this special was surprisingly funny, and I consider myself a pretty good judge of comedy. I have watched a lot of her joke stealing videos, and I was ready to not like the special (just like Bill Burr's most recent one sucked), but I thought she did a really good job. It wasn't the best special I've seen, and her weaknesses as a comedian like relying too much on vergina humor do play into the overall critique of her, BUT this was a damn good special.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nah brah, nah.

[–]Underwooden0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

A nuanced argument from the hivemind. I think it's incredibly naive to think that there wouldn't be some sort of brigading against her special in the netflix reviews. She is certainly popular to hate on these days. I was ready to hate on her special. But I thought it was really good 7/10. It's obviously fine if you don't like it, but this is not a bomb of a special. What did you think of Bill Burr's newest special "Walk Your Way Out"? I thought that was way worse.

[–]dhrdan-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I love this sub reddit, it's sometimes really funny.

The the amount of ignorance spewed in this thread is astonishing.

[–]AlphaProfessor-4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'll be the one person to say it... I watched the whole show and laughed a lot. I liked it and my girlfriend liked it too. Was it raunchy and vulgar? Absolutely. But that's her bit. Every comedian has one. Jim Gaffigan is a damn successful and funny comedian because he talks in goofy voices and makes fun of himself for being fat, pasty, and eating fast food...it's his bit. Amy Schumer is the slutty female version of Jim Gaffigan. Dave Chappelle, Kat Williams, Chris Rock...being black humor. Gabriel Iglesias and Ralphie May...being morbidly obese humor. Anthony Jeselnik and Lisa Lampaneli....being a cunt humor. Not every comedian is a comic-genius-prodigy, but they all get their success from their bit-style and by appealing to the demographic that finds that stuff funny. Bring on the downvotes ya shmucks!

[–]Rabb1tH3ad20 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I respected your point of view until I got to the end bit where you insulted people for assuming they would disagree. Kind of overshadowed any validity of your logical point with that childishness, didn't ya?

[–]Formally_Nightman14 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She stole her jokes.

[–]morerokk13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Bring on the downvotes ya shmucks!

If you say so.

[–]bathead407 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Gaffigan=Schumer?

Facepalm.

[–]svparty4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

k

[–]jussayin_isall-3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i didnt think it was that funny, but man i looved picturing how butthurt all the alt-right, hate-nerds would be about it

[–]10j54d27-5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why care what Reddit thinks?

Reddit is a bunch of autistic, dorito-eating, meme-posting, 12 year old virgin gamers. They all think the same, all vote up the same shit, they all swoon over the same stupid celebrities then collectively hate on them soon after.

I don't like Amy, but if I was her, I wouldn't give a fuck what Reddit thinks.

[–]ToOurEnd20 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't like Amy but watch me white knight for her in a series of pointless ad hominems applied to a nebulous body of countless people on a website I frequently post on

lmao

[–]10j54d274 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Check the fundamentally flawed voting algorithm and the userbase that it's designed for.

This is where Agument ad Populum comes to the fore.

Critical thinking and objectivity takes a backward step to the short-sighted whims of the dominant ideology.

The truth gets buried beneath a mountain of shitty jokes, puns, and other karma-whoring behaviour.

Censorship by the mods inhibit alternative or controversial opinions and content.

Frequenting a website where no other alternatives are currently on offer is a problem. Like the god awful Facebook.

It's like how monopolies and oligopolies work.

[–]10j54d270 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

So disliking Amy and disliking the collective behaviour of Reddit is mutually exclusive?

Standing up for Amy and disliking the group mentality of the lowest common denominator aren't the same thing....

Are you a white knight for all the virgin gamers in the Reddit sphere?

[–]ToOurEnd12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Did you seriously comment twice? I think you might need to research what white knight means here.

You can dislike collective behavior but you are picking the worst imaginable person to hoist up in an effort to defend that very understandable position.

[–]10j54d27-6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

What an idiot.

Again, I'm not hoisting up anyone. I dislike Amy. But I'm disparaging the collective, sheep mentality of a website that has a very ignorant, uncritical, immature usebase.

Go to the front page of r/all my friend and watch cancer do its thing.

Did you seriously comment twice?

Ya, this is irrelevant. I could comment 100 times and it would make no difference to the argument.

[–]10j54d270 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Or are you part of the virgin gamer demographic?

[–]ToOurEnd10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You know someone might take offense to the baseless things you lob out if it wasn't in defense of Amy fucking Schumer. Strip away all of the animosity from Reddit towards this woman and you still have a very unfunny, very petty, very unpleasant and very egotistical and insufferable woman.

[–]10j54d277 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah my argument is applicable if Amy Shumer wasn't the subject. Pick a celeb of your choice.

Why would that celeb give credence to a website that caters to the lowest common denominator?

Now I also don't know why Reddit has this infatuation with celebs but that is another argument.

[–]eyesonjune5 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

to a website that caters to the lowest common denominator?

Why do you find it so important to share what you think with the lowest common denominator? Also, don't you see any of the irony in broadly stereotyping Redditors while not realizing that you are, in fact, a redditor?

Now I also don't know why Reddit has this infatuation with celebs but that is another argument.

Yeah, because before Reddit nobody ever cared about celebs. I mean, why in the fuck would Reddit not be infatuated with celebs? That's like saying, "now I also don't know why Reddit had this infatuation with masturbating but that is another argument."

[–]10j54d271 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why do you find it so important to share what you think with the lowest common denominator?

Does it matter?

Also, don't you see any of the irony in broadly stereotyping Redditors while not realizing that you are, in fact, a redditor?

Take the voting population of the US who elected Trump. I could broadly characterize those people into groups. i.e those who did so to spite Hillary, those who are deluded in thinking Trump will 'make America great again', or others. Yet I could be a voter myself who didn't vote for Trump. Or one that did but for different reasons to the majority...

This is why there are genuine reasons to paint Reddit with a broad brush because there are elements of truth to the claims.

r/all is a great example of the general userbase of Reddit. Also, it's fairly obvious that the larger the sub - the more likely it is to cater to the lowest common denominator.

Yeah, because before Reddit nobody ever cared about celebs.

As I stated, this is a separate argument altogether.

But I'll give you an example - Chris Pratt - the latest infatuation Reddit has. Remember this guy is an actor. That is it. Yet there was a period just recently where whatever this guy did - people upvoted to the top. One link that got mass upvotes - he spoke about his thoughts on the ethics of hunting. Well, I happen to currently be researching Factory Farming - and other forms of animal exploitation, and the ethics regarding the use of animals for food, entertainment, etc.

Firstly, I don't know why the fuck anyone would get advice on anything from an actor a celebrity. Secondly, Chris Pratt proves why you don't get advice from an actor a celebrity - his opinions are easily challenged and refuted.

now I also don't know why Reddit had this infatuation with masturbating but that is another argument."

So you're equating celeb worship with masturbating...

A false equivalence that I am not going to acknowledge because of its absurdity...

Edit: Trump is the ultimate example. A celeb who is now leader of the free world...

[–]10j54d273 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Why does a celeb have to be shit? There are plenty of celeb-worship that Reddit validate that ultimately turns sour.

[–]My_Sunday_Account12 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Except you right? You're the one super cool smart guy who slays pussy here right?

I absolutely love it when people make blanket statements about things they participate in while magically excluding themselves.

[–]10j54d272 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You're the one super cool smart guy who slays pussy here right?

wat?

I absolutely love it when people make blanket statements about things they participate in while magically excluding themselves.

People say Reddit shouldn't have labels attached to them because it is a diverse and varied mix of people and interests...

Well, people are predictable. They behave in predictable ways. The larger the sub - the more predictable it becomes. The more linear the thinking. The easier it is to devolve to the lowest common denominator. Broad labels does not necessitate the inclusion of 100% of the websites users.

Also, if a person fits within the broad description of a label, it doesn't mean they automatically are included in all labels.

magically excluding themselves.

Yeah boi, own your virgin gamer status!

[–]svparty3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

k

[–]Amusement-Galaxy-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

i think shes hot, I'd definately go there but fuck her comedy is shit. Long drawn out simple phrases with shitty tones, she can be a little bit funny at times but 90% shes not

And thats gods honest truth, i have no reason to debase her, she is seriously deluded.

[–]MySocksFit-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

This is like the Ghostbusters 2 movie all over again. Someone explain this to me. Do men dislike that a comedy wasn't written for them or are they actually just not know it wasn't for them?

[–]Rabb1tH3ad13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Another one.

I'm a woman and I thought GB2 was largely unfunny and I can't stand Amy Schumer, not her personality, not her comedy, none of it. You gotta be real fuckin' weak to lay the blame on "men" or pull the Woman Card out to try and make excuses for shitty comedy.

[–]Marenum0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I thought Ghostbusters was just a typical unfunny movie. There wasn't anything that made it stand out as particularly horrible, but people acted like it was the worst thing that ever happened to contemporary film.

I think a lot of that has to do with Ghostbusters being such a beloved franchise. It's similar to how hated Jar Jar Binks is among Star Wars fans. That said, I think there is at least some gender related component to that and Schumer, and I think some of it comes from the circle jerk going on with people like those on r/T_D.

It's pretty easy to just not watch her stuff and not care if other people do. I don't really see why everyone has to band together and tear her down. There are more important problems in the world than Amy Schumer's new special being lousy.

[–]MySocksFit0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Unbelievable. It is not good to discredit someone's labor because you don't like the person. Shame on you.

[–]I_WANT_TO_MAGA4 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Trainwreck is my girlfriend's all time favorite movie. She hated this pile of trash special. If you watch Any today VS Amy 4 years ago and try to say there isn't an obvious decline, you're full of shit.

Ghostbusters was garbage, and I don't even remember any of the female critics I follow even liking it.

[–]junkeee999-2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's like when Reddit couldn't get enough of ragging on Justin Bieber. Let's rant about music made for 12 year old​ girls.

[–]superbabypuncher-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you don't like her humour just don't watch it. She is a human being who has worked really hard in one of the hardest industries to break into. Why put so much hate into her? Just let it go and go do something else. It's girl humour, so if your a guy and don't like her humour just chill out and do something else. Go Amy. Fuck these assholes.

[–]Rabb1tH3ad16 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Don't group myself and other women in with you and your low standards with that "girl humor" bullshit.

[–]superbabypuncher-10 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm just saying it's girl humour. You sound mean.

[–]Rabb1tH3ad13 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

It's idiot humor not exclusive to 'girls'

[–]superbabypuncher-7 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I just mean its not humour for girls but girls would find it funnier than guys would. The only reason I commented is because I know she worked really hard for her career and now that people don't like it she is getting completely trashed. As for the stealing jokes stuff, it's really easy to think that you thought of something. I see comics doing similar routines all the time and not getting smeared like this. "Simpsons did it" is a real thing. Everything has just been done.

[–]bathead406 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, everything has been not been done, but she's recycling everything that has been done.

[–]superbabypuncher2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

She just had a bunch of specials, a tv show, does regular stand up, a movie, social media shit etc.. when you constantly have to come up with fresh material you are bound to do something that has been done. Obviously she wouldn't have purposely stole jokes from famous comedians. It just happens.

[–]bathead407 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

No, it doesn't.

She has nothing fresh. What she does have is lazy writers and nothing new to say.

She should try to create new material rather than focus on social media.

I think she's throwing herself all over the place because she knows her 15 minutes are up.

And lastly, it does not just happen. If she actually knew comedy, she would recognize other people's material, and not use that.

She's a hack.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Many have people worked really hard for their career in show business. I don't care how hard you worked. If you suck, you suck. She is an unfunny joke thief. Most people think she is unfunny and a pathetic political hack.

Can't blame the Russians and the alt-right for every personal failure. I know that's a popular thing to do with the Democrats, but it doesn't work on the rest of us. We see through her bullshit.

[–]superbabypuncher0 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

well from your comments it is obvious that you are obsessed with her for some reason.

[–]AnnaBortion1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Incorrect

[–]Cristalit33 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I really want to build the foundations to your house but I don't have any construction skills, how dare you call me a bad builder.

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