Conservative men can be so misogynistic that I can no longer tell the difference between reality and satire.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-10-04T18:48:03+00:00

115 LBs and size 12-16 waist? He wants an malnourished pregnant woman?

FuckSakez · 2021-10-04T18:52:22+00:00

“PG-13 with all others. R-XXX w/me”.

Sir, your Madonna-Whore complex is showing.

Yawns

spacebound232 · 2021-10-04T19:20:08+00:00

He’s 38… nearly 40… thinking he should be dating an 18year old??? God that one MASSIVE red flag in the shape of a dating profile

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-10-04T18:15:18+00:00

Oh look, a control freak with a filthy beard. Also doesn’t look too skinny himself 🤣. That’s funny!

RedWineandWienerDogs · 2021-10-04T18:21:08+00:00

LOL He’s 38 and his age range is 18-26 🤣 wow. And does he not know that the “About” section means he’s supposed to tell people about HIMSELF… not solely about his sexual preferences… literally he does not give us any info about him.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-10-04T18:22:02+00:00

He's so delusional he thinks he looks like Idris Elba 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ericaeatscarrots · 2021-10-04T18:25:23+00:00

I doubt the beard is a fashion choice. It’s more like an out-of-laziness choice

Jnnjuggle32 · 2021-10-04T18:33:07+00:00

What the hell is a size 12-16 waist doing on a woman who’s 5’6” and 120 pounds. WERE NOT MADE LIKE THAT.

Quebeks · 2021-10-04T19:02:06+00:00

All while he’s obese. Hahaha! I bet he can’t even see his dick. But women are supposed to he 115-125 pounds. Fuck off, scrote.

Adventurous_River_64 · 2021-10-04T18:18:28+00:00

I lost it when he specified the foot size 💀

cheezbrod · 2021-10-04T18:11:56+00:00

Did someone forget to tell him that character creation is before you start the game - not after?

hiphopanonymous98 · 2021-10-04T18:50:36+00:00

I laughed out loud. He is textbook narcissist- why in the world would we need to know about him to know if we’re interested? HIS preferences, I mean demands, are more important. I’d like to find where he works and send this to his supervisor 😈

ferociouslycurious · 2021-10-04T18:43:27+00:00

Conservative Catholic but RXXX in bed. So a fake conservative Catholic then.

Old_Parsnip_3000 · 2021-10-04T18:50:01+00:00

So is the 80% casual but 20% formal, like, need you to wear the pink camo #hikelife #camelback attire but with Gucci Soko open toe high heels? Or just the Louis Vuitton holsters for the Colt Double Eagles good enough when you take dates to the student center for the free coffee?

lol jesus, I guess he didn't put "must know how to cook" on the list because he still lives at home and his parents provide room & board.

aquietsword · 2021-10-04T18:32:11+00:00

THAT SeLf eMpLoYeD 38 year old? Hahahahahaha, ok.

proudpine · 2021-10-04T18:15:48+00:00

What is 2A?

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-10-04T18:36:36+00:00

“Keep yourself fairly clean”

I bet he was careful with this photo but usually has food lodged in his beard.

Waste-Win · 2021-10-04T18:42:49+00:00

His beard is bigger than his head.

aenema46n2 · 2021-10-04T19:28:19+00:00

How much we wanna bet he still swipes on every woman regardless?? 🤣 No one wants him 🤮

InaneObservations · 2021-10-04T18:50:53+00:00

He's even trying to dictate what size feet she has. Like what, Prequel Santa? Can you even see your feet?

Where the fuck are you taking anybody that they need "formal" attire, anyway. Olive Garden? Because they have cloth napkins and don't sell pulltabs there?

ferociouslycurious · 2021-10-04T18:55:28+00:00

Hahaha I just saw this profile in an unrelated sub that just makes fun of people. It’s very entertaining there!

purasangria · 2021-10-04T19:36:52+00:00

WTF does he think this is, "Build a Bitch?"

sewingmachinesavior · 2021-10-04T19:01:48+00:00

Omg. We must live in the same area. I’ve reported this profile before. For “hate speech”

DuchessDurag · 2021-10-04T19:55:29+00:00

The thing is 18-26 year olds aren’t interested in him. What does a nearly 40 year old man have anything in common with young women?

A lot of older men online are delusional to think they can compete with younger more attractive men. These men want attractive women but aren’t attractive themselves.

Student at Self Employed? So he’s an unemployed student ?

halfways · 2021-10-04T19:14:08+00:00

I feel like he wants the victim to dress up in his dead moms clothes he already has.

menina2017 · 2021-10-04T19:02:29+00:00

This is vomit inducing. Specifying height and weight and a waist size that doesn’t make sense. That’s rich.

cml678701 · 2021-10-04T18:54:46+00:00

The next time I’m kicking myself for being deluded about something, I’ll think about this!

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-10-04T19:17:58+00:00

Everything about that is so gross. He's 38 and wants an 18-26 year old? Claims to be Catholic but wants her to be xxx with him? 12-16 inch waist???? Is he looking for a doll or a person? What a tool. Also, I swear that looks like a stock photo. He probably looks much worse in person.

AotearoaCanuck · 2021-10-04T18:58:59+00:00

Those waist sizes do NOT match that height/weight. Also, what the FUCK is this??

SadPersonality8576 · 2021-10-04T19:13:58+00:00

"Hello sir, I fulfill all listed criteria except shoe si-" "NEXT" What a delight

IchBinPlatzEinsJa · 2021-10-04T19:31:39+00:00

I think that’s his custom order for a sex doll.

hyperjinxx · 2021-10-04T19:44:43+00:00

His “18 - 26 years old” request is really the 🍒 on top of this dumpster fire of a dating profile

ivory_727 · 2021-10-04T19:45:19+00:00

And what, pray tell, does a woman get out of this arrangement?

jupitaur9 · 2021-10-04T19:47:30+00:00

The strategy of being so specific is to bait in low self-esteem women who don’t quite fulfill all the criteria. They will start out in a one-down position and will be apologetic for their “faults.” Promising to meet his standards if you give her a chance.

goddessintheflesh · 2021-10-04T19:03:13+00:00

I'd really like to see his chin under all that beard. Wouldn't want to be catfished 🤢

Big_Illustrious_Vag · 2021-10-04T19:35:58+00:00

He ain’t ready for my Baba Yaga bedtime costume

basuragoddess · 2021-10-04T19:15:58+00:00

Ain’t no way. Ain’t no fuckin’ way 😂💀💀

give_mefries · 2021-10-04T20:22:01+00:00

The audacity from someone who looks like he’s growing pubes on his face.

reeshahaha · 2021-10-04T18:56:25+00:00

I swear us 36C girls never get a chance at true love. How will I survive knowing this absolute stud will never deem me worthy...ugh...I guess I'm just stuck with my husband loving me without stipulations for the rest of our lives. Gross.

FireEbonyashes · 2021-10-04T19:38:29+00:00

This guy is nearly 40 and he’s looking for ages 18-26. Yuck. Scrotes also have the audacity to complain when women have standards.

Carneliancat · 2021-10-04T18:17:56+00:00

Does this shabby creature really think he can order women online just like he orders the cheezy garlic fingers that make his breath smell the way it does?

ironglaciers · 2021-10-04T21:34:34+00:00

Also worth mentioning this dude is 38 and looking for very young women and literal teenagers to prey upon. 🤮

Buying_Bagels · 2021-10-04T18:53:59+00:00

I always swipe left on guys who say self-employed. It generally means unemployed. Or, that they do something they could’ve easily put. Do construction? Put construction. Do investing? Put that.

anotherdamnloser · 2021-10-04T20:19:27+00:00

He wants someone 20 years younger but if she’s 10 years younger she’s too old ?! What a douche!!

Vivierex · 2021-10-04T20:26:39+00:00

Worst part is 18-26 years old while he is 38. I don't know what is bigger joke, his fat ugly ass with disgusting beard or him being so confident. Controlling freak, hidden pedo and perv.

PollyannaPenny · 2021-10-04T20:54:55+00:00

He's watched too many shitty rom-coms if he thinks his fat, boring ass is destined to marry a 20 year old with a tiny waist and dainty feet!

Throwaway__FDS · 2021-10-04T19:42:36+00:00

SIZE 12 TO 16 WAIST 🤣 I don’t even think that’s possible

tactical_viper · 2021-10-04T21:32:57+00:00

“Be conservative but also be triple X with me.”

Make up your mind????

Bbeautifulbitch · 2021-10-04T18:55:44+00:00

This guy has a 20% lazy eye and 80% twisted jaw hiding under that leftover shag carpet he saved from the 70’s and attached as a beard

lostntiredd · 2021-10-04T18:33:02+00:00

Any man listing proportion sizes deserves to live a sad and lonely life.

Hippofuzz · 2021-10-04T20:20:26+00:00

A minimum of a 12 year age gap. And not even ashamed of it.

Sweetheartsorrow · 2021-10-04T18:31:12+00:00

Someone inform this audacious scrotal sac that women are not things you order off a damn menu. Gross.

SeattleiteKiwi · 2021-10-04T18:49:10+00:00

Eww 18-26. Meanwhile he’s 38. 20 year age gap wtf. Would be half their age.

jintana · 2021-10-04T19:36:03+00:00

So ew.

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2021-10-04T20:31:28+00:00

Oh, he lists himself as a Student at Self Employed, too. Tell me you don't have a good job without telling me you don't have a good job. But he'll just say he's protecting himself from "gold diggers".

MOzarkite · 2021-10-04T20:36:00+00:00

Why would an 18-26 year old look twice at this 40ish "self employed student" ? As for the size 12-16 thing, maybe he is going by pattern sizes : A size 12 in pattern sizes is roughly a 24" waist , and size 16 is listed as a 28" waist. Pattern sizes don't match to catalogue sizes, and haven't since the late 1970s. Maybe his mom or grandma sewed, so he knows pattern sizes instead of catalogue sizes-???

Amanda679 · 2021-10-04T19:41:02+00:00

He has a foot fetish right?? That’s the only thing I can come up with about the foot size requirement

STOPStoryTime · 2021-10-04T20:07:34+00:00

18-26 years old????? This man is 3 fucking 8

PollyannaPenny · 2021-10-04T20:50:27+00:00

"Self employed" probably means "my uncle gave me a pity job shuffling papers at the shop he owns"

And the audacity of him talking about women like we're customizable build-a-bears. He is NOT handsome enough to be that picky down to a woman's damn shoe size! 🤣

s_slayer · 2021-10-04T22:34:27+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth. XXX rated with him? 🤢 Not only are his demands audacious, he is not attractive in the least. Catholic but must wear costumes to bed and be a freak? 18-26 and dude is "38"? Absolutely disgusting. Hope he likes being single for another 38 years, probably will be 60 still looking for women half his age. Pitiful.

BananaSlugGhost · 2021-10-04T23:04:07+00:00

Under that deranged muppet of a beard is a recessed chin

pancakejourney · 2021-10-05T00:20:45+00:00

They want to choose women like porn categories

OneTrueMel · 2021-10-04T18:18:11+00:00

What the effing eff.

There's just so much to see here! Alright ladies, 3 points for every fds red-flag you can find! I'll start:

His face His beard His weight His age (seeking 18-26?!) His 'Job' at his age? Yall think he's getting an MBA or Ph.D?

His impression of women's proportions?

-5'7 with size 7 shoe? -5'4, 125, size 16???

What did I miss? So much cringe!

Whatssthewordd · 2021-10-04T18:27:41+00:00

He’ll be single forever with that mentality

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2021-10-04T19:19:28+00:00

Gross. I'm glad I don't fit this guy's bill. I don't want some guy with large pubic hair on his chin checking me out

millell · 2021-10-04T19:49:34+00:00

I’m newer to FDS. This actually made me throw up in my mouth a little. 🤢 definition of a Scrote in my book. How is this real life?

polardonut · 2021-10-04T20:46:44+00:00

Lol the more they look like an aged potato the more "demands" they got from a woman. Like dude, have u seen ur self? Maybe u should look in the mirror once in a while cuz what the hell.

PasDeTout · 2021-10-04T21:19:36+00:00

Why are beards like that such a thing these days? And I’m willing to bet that is not a recent photo - he looks in his twenties there.

I_know_right_AS_IF · 2021-10-04T21:22:04+00:00

All these insanely specific preferences but you just know he'd cry misandry if he saw a woman's profile specify penis size or even height.

Conscious-Remote3840 · 2021-10-04T18:15:37+00:00

Mmmmm, a self employed student, and sooo handsome too. I'd be all over that... If only I met his perfectly reasonable criteria.

anarrowtotheknees · 2021-10-04T18:42:04+00:00

Says one of his passions is food, but you can bet he'll expect you to do all the cooking anyway 🙄🤣

TurquoiseBoho · 2021-10-04T19:42:44+00:00

38 and still looking? For 18-26 year olds nonetheless? No fucking thank you.

Pryras · 2021-10-04T23:35:20+00:00

I want to believe this is fake but I’ve seen similar profiles like this with my own eyes and they do exist 🤮

He is delusional, even the dumbest conservative pickme would find his profile laughable.

Constant-Wanderer · 2021-10-04T23:52:20+00:00

This is only 7 miles away from you?!?

Girl, you should move.

extragouda · 2021-10-05T00:10:23+00:00

I wonder what the conservative woman version of this post might look like: I'm looking for a man with conservative values - Catholic, can financially support a wife and ten children from infancy to university. Please be 6 foot to 6 foot three. 36 inch waist, 40 inch chest, washboard abs, three percent body fat, size 16 feet with similarly large hands good for felling trees and woodworking. Must be good at yard work, repairs, taking out the trash, and have the ability to build a log cabin with his bare hands. Must have a MAC truck. Must know how to use a shot-gun to protect his daughters. Must have manicured beard, aquiline nose, square jaw, a baritone singing voice, and smell of ceder. Must have the shoulder span of an albatross. Must NOT have beer belly or dad bod. Must be able to eat 12lbs steaks, raw. Clothing 80% button front plaid shirts, khakis and cowboy boots, 20% Mormon suits and loafers, must have a Rolex watch. Must last more than 2 hours in the bedroom, must have documentation from andrology clinic proving sperm motility. Hung like a horse for me, PG13 for all others. Be trustworthy, present, and also into driving long hours for road trips and family stuff. Must be approved by future mother-in-law and show bank statements to future father-in-law. Must love dogs and be able to train them to hunt small game... must hunt small game and know how to skin and clean them. Must not be previously married or previously have had children. Must love the Church and know the names of at least 20 Catholic saints. 40 to 60 years old so that I can call him "Daddy".

LadyM2 · 2021-10-04T19:03:13+00:00

That beard is disgusting.

hubbabubbaa · 2021-10-04T19:07:12+00:00

lol this guy is so delusional. 🤣

GodzillaRachel · 2021-10-04T19:09:29+00:00

Ah, another idiot who somehow thinks women can be ordered like Chipotle or Subway.

FI-REfox · 2021-10-04T20:19:00+00:00

"P.S. I have nothing to offer you but a beard I fashioned from carpet remnants. You may wear it as a costume in bed"

dogfart4 · 2021-10-04T20:19:33+00:00

I’ve never been so glad to have size 10 feet.

leekykeeks · 2021-10-04T20:49:12+00:00

I just find it funny that pro-life, a stance that only affects womens' bodies, is his first criteria. Not to get political or anything (I mean, he started it) but I just read pro-life and R-XXX in the same paragraph and thought "oh he's definitely a r*pist at worst and at his best he'll do disgusting degrading things to you, probably traumatize you and will want you to keep the baby."

Canijustbekim · 2021-10-04T23:01:36+00:00

I'm so disgusted. He's 37 and he wants a woman 12-28 years younger than him?! Not only that, but he is not cute. At all.

rilakkumaeatsass · 2021-10-04T18:32:14+00:00

…foot size preference?

Pigeon_of_Tesla · 2021-10-04T18:59:27+00:00

🎶 this aint build a b*tch .. 🎶

a_million_questions · 2021-10-04T18:59:34+00:00

I just threw up a little

akashyaboa · 2021-10-04T20:33:27+00:00

The fact that he himself is not well groomed, doesn't write properly, asks for stupid proportions and is clearly a porn-sick predator (given his age range) is just... I don't even know if I can call this ironic or just typical to all average men.

TwirlingSquirrel · 2021-10-05T00:55:45+00:00

“18-26” and he is 38 with nothing apparently to offer. I actually fit a lot of his criteria and would swipe left so fast it would give anyone a seizure Edit: not the insane size thing, I’m shortish/skinny with small feet but dude is way off on sizes and just in general. Yuck 🤮

ThatOneCuteNerdyGirl · 2021-10-04T19:03:59+00:00

That lazy eye making me wet AF. 🥴

Is he fucking serious?

evezinto · 2021-10-04T18:35:19+00:00

Is he fishing for a catholic mannequin?

eightyonedirections · 2021-10-04T18:45:40+00:00

It’s giving shit stained boxers, mouth breathing, and under man boob sweat.

thelonelyempresss · 2021-10-04T19:01:35+00:00

Its like he took his sausage fingers and slammed random numbers into his ad. Size 12 to 16 but be no bigger than 120 lbs.

The clownery

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-10-04T20:20:48+00:00

Out here looking like it’s the 1800’s without so much as one bully potato not to mention buckwheat. Get on John Morris’ level or grab the Gillette, poseur.

testing1to3 · 2021-10-04T21:27:39+00:00

Why does this send out the vibe that he’s trying to get someone to fit into some dead girls clothes? Those sizes are extremely specific. 😳

Kristeninmyskin · 2021-10-04T22:51:28+00:00

Well, someone’s going to die a virgin!

ConstantNurse · 2021-10-04T23:48:26+00:00

I’m distracted by the 38 YEAR OLD GUY ASKING FOR 18-26 YEAR OLDS.

Let me guess, this guy wants a “virgin” girl too.

Livia_Drusila · 2021-10-04T22:14:43+00:00

"Costumes in bed" lmao, is he a furry? Dying.

dallyan · 2021-10-04T22:31:42+00:00

I’m sorry for all the 18-26 year old sisters that had to swipe on him. Thank you from this 41 year old elder. 😂🤣

Thereismorethanthis · 2021-10-05T00:13:48+00:00

He’s 38 and wants a fucking 18 year old he could literally be their father. Fuck allllll of the way off.

wonkyeyes8877 · 2021-10-05T00:27:42+00:00

Please don't be real. Please don't be real. Please don't be real. Please don't be real. Please don't be real.

pugaczalla · 2021-10-05T14:48:20+00:00

Oh no, my feet are size 8, I guess I don’t have a chance with this hot catch now…

ExcitedlyNippy · 2021-10-04T19:30:54+00:00

"6 to 7 feet" lololol

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-10-04T20:30:37+00:00

I wonder how many shit flakes are in that beard 🤮

xfelugirlx · 2021-10-04T21:45:34+00:00

Is always the fat uncessful guys that are like this 😂😂 i can’t

VgraceD · 2021-10-04T22:48:17+00:00

🤦🏼‍♀️

shoesfromparis135 · 2021-10-05T00:08:32+00:00

For me, it’s the specification of “your attire must be 80% casual, 20% formal, but be into wearing costumes in bed.” Okay. Wow. How do I even begin to break down this sentence?

Is this so-called “attire” for specific events or is that the general ratio of my entire closet? I didn’t even see the last part coming after the fractions got involved, so the costumes were definitely a surprise. Was that what he was going for?

I’m confused about the attire-to-costume ratio here. Should he be able to open the closet and immediately divide my wardrobe into casual/formal, but the costumes are hidden in a box? Were the costumes a gift from this guy? Or are the costumes already expected to be part of the “attire” in general?

If so, are they considered formal or casual? Does it depend on what the costume is? Like, is a French Maid considered formal or casual? What about a Playboy Bunny? I would think a bunny costume would generally be more casual by itself, but the heels and bow tie make it formal.

Am I thinking about this too much? Yes. Was marijuana involved in writing this comment? Also yes.

And by the way, why PG-13 with everybody else? Wouldn’t that be considered borderline? Why not G or PG, which is generally considered much more appealing to a larger demographic due to its family friendly nature? What a strange comment. I wonder if he thinks he’s wittier than he actually is.

ArugulaIsAwesome · 2021-10-05T00:21:40+00:00

This isn’t Starbucks buddy.

The ABOUT section is supposed to be about HIM…

CuntWaffe · 2021-10-05T01:49:14+00:00

He's really going to ask for certain waist sizes while being a fatty bo batty himself. Please, let's see what that chin looks like under the beard.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-10-05T04:27:07+00:00

He's 38 and wants a 18-26 that watches open movies with him and wears costumes in bed? 🤡🤡😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also I expect him to come with a tape measurer and check her like that. Meanwhile he looks like a fat walrus with an electrocuted beard.

Manicured and pedicured? I bet he never cuts his toe nails. They look like tree bark 100%🤣

Cel_Gabe · 2021-10-05T12:28:28+00:00

Ewwwwwww

What is a size 12 - 16 waist?

More importantly, has he really taken a good look at himself? Like seriously, that pic is the best he could do? 🙄

littleoysterz · 2021-10-05T14:42:07+00:00

the oldest he is willing to date is 12 years younger than him…

Ok-Yogurtcloset3467 · 2021-10-04T18:57:25+00:00

What on earth does a 38 year old want with a child?

capresesalad1985 · 2021-10-04T21:31:47+00:00

By 12 to 16 waist I’m wondering if he means like 12 inches across (so a 24 to 32 inch waist)...I can’t find another way to make it make sense!

windowseat4life · 2021-10-04T22:24:10+00:00

Scrote: demands perfection from a woman, but looks like an ogre himself

StormyLetters · 2021-10-04T22:36:00+00:00

Too much online role playing?

smoskowi · 2021-10-04T22:38:30+00:00

I'm confused - he wants a 115 - 125lb woman but she should also be between sizes 12 and 16?

wigsnatcher42 · 2021-10-05T03:23:29+00:00

I saw this on another sub but they didn’t post his picture and stats …lol.

Ew at him being almost 40 and wanting an 18 year old. This Guy has definitely been reading the manosphere. It’s funny how they blame so many things on feminism are lying to women but it’s going to be funny in a couple decades when you have all these men who want to believed they could wait until they were in their 40s and still pull hot 18-year-olds lool

Crit-a-Cola · 2021-10-05T04:02:59+00:00

38 year old looking for 18-26. Willing to date someone half his age... Ugh.

redpeithos · 2021-10-05T09:57:13+00:00

"This ain't build a bitch (a bitch) You don't get to pick and choose Different ass and bigger boobs If my eyes are brown or blue"

thefemaleequivalent · 2021-10-05T22:23:17+00:00

“This ain’t build a bitch...”

eviewevie · 2021-10-04T19:17:27+00:00

Tag yourself I'm the two bra sizes that this man is pretending to know the meaning of

searchingforjupiter · 2021-10-04T21:54:12+00:00

Damn, what a catch. He's a foodie, how adorable that it shows. /s

IwantyoualltoBEDAVE · 2021-10-05T01:24:41+00:00

Why does he use the taliban as his style inspo?

reads profile

Oh

missisabelarcher · 2021-10-05T02:00:21+00:00

He's 38 and a "student" at "self-employed"? If this is real, then he's as broke as a joke and it all rhymes with SCROTE.

Momcella · 2021-10-05T02:30:24+00:00

She has to be childless, but how many does he have? Reminds me when my parents sat down my 45 yr old brother & told him he needs to find a woman with a career, no past marriages & no children. This dusty, hoarder, NV, community dick of a man couldn't even believe what they were saying. How ridiculous they are. What's even more ridiculous is that mom accompanies dad wherever he goes cause she keeps catching him "flirting" when he takes off on his own. This woman lost herself decades ago being a grown man's babysitter. Why would she want to put this burden (her son) on a woman doing fine on her own? Women like that aren't looking for a homeless looking, broke man with 6 kids by different women lol.

jebemo · 2021-10-05T03:05:18+00:00

This has to be a joke

Shoddy_Glam · 2021-10-05T05:08:05+00:00

Damn it!!! I wear an 8 1/2!!!

Gimmesomealcohol · 2021-10-05T06:55:52+00:00

OMG what a catch! His dead eyes and nasty ass beard is making want to jump his bones before he's taken! Gosh😍😍🤩

Kkykkx · 2021-10-05T08:57:29+00:00

Dude should invest in a mirror.

lolmemberberries · 2021-10-06T23:16:05+00:00

38 and "self-employed" looking for someone 18-26 years old. Gag.

butterflyfrenchfry · 2021-10-07T04:34:01+00:00

Gross.

Mcccy · 2021-10-04T20:56:12+00:00

He's almost 40 and wants a 18 year old?! Who TF allowed some men to be so dellusional?????

2Buck_Chuck · 2021-10-04T19:43:45+00:00

Is this man aware that he looks like Grizzly Adams' slow cousin?

leekykeeks · 2021-10-04T20:57:25+00:00

Damn, conservative women are out here with this pick of the litter. Good luck and godspeed.

The_Moon_Piece · 2021-10-04T21:02:46+00:00

He’s ordering a product. Women are not people to these men.

chronosxci · 2021-10-04T19:43:17+00:00

Pretty sure he's gonna crush her if he flops over in bed.

mtan15 · 2021-10-04T20:59:23+00:00

Sadly, some girls will feel like they've won the lottery as they cross off these numbers too.

micielohea · 2021-10-04T20:14:45+00:00

He's delusional.

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-10-05T04:31:52+00:00

If God is real, this slob is going to hell. That picture and description is all of the seven deadly sins.

Pride, greed, envy, gluttony, sloth, wrath, and lust. LITERALLY ALL 7

miwamus · 2021-10-04T21:49:36+00:00

Lol! $5 on satire.

ItsFreezen · 2021-10-04T21:57:39+00:00

"clean"

lets_get-2 · 2021-10-05T00:47:31+00:00

LMAO, he’s manifesting that shit. Smh

woadsky · 2021-10-05T01:52:40+00:00

It sounds like he's inspecting a horse at a competition. I counted no less than 26 requirements.

BlackThummb · 2021-10-05T02:24:21+00:00

This is the real life personification of, “sir, this ain’t build a bitch.”

Donttellmehow2feel · 2021-10-05T02:57:32+00:00

He didn't mention if he's ready to support a 5-person family, as a conservative and pro-life. Should at least be consistent.

dancinqqq · 2021-10-05T03:45:09+00:00

He expects all this in a woman but i can guarantee he probably doesn’t even wipe correctly.

Ok_Passenger_5717 · 2021-10-05T06:58:58+00:00

A neckbeard with a neckbeard, wow

Gimmesomealcohol · 2021-10-05T06:59:46+00:00

Please drown yourself in pot full of boiling oil and please peel that nasty, unhygienic beard off. Also, please be kidding

seekingcodingjedi · 2021-10-05T07:39:32+00:00

Is it just me or is he really super ugly. Why would anyone want to date him, yuck

PicoPicoMio · 2021-10-06T12:05:05+00:00

Be all those things for THIS? This type of neckbeard ? Nahhhhhhh thanks.

Tbetz18 · 2021-10-04T20:11:34+00:00

Wtf?! 😂😂😂

up_d00t · 2021-10-05T03:14:42+00:00

38 and wants a barely legal child. Paedophilic traits.

shockingupdate · 2021-10-04T20:14:39+00:00

What is a size 12-16 waist? Don't most people measure by circumference? I'm 5'4" with a 25" waist that I had to work like hell for. If he's talking about inches, he wants to date a twig.

Feministtiktok · 2021-10-05T02:17:33+00:00

I don’t date Republicans. If that offends you, i don’t think you should be in this subreddit lol

WILLIAMEANAJENKINS · 2021-10-04T19:11:43+00:00

Bbbbhhhhhhhaaaaaaa

rosegoldduvet · 2021-10-04T20:00:08+00:00

Goodness me 🤢

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-10-22T14:02:25+00:00

I hope he does realize that 5’4 to 5’7 and under 125 lbs is basically underweight right? So he wants an anorexic? 😐

anotherdamnloser · 2021-10-07T17:16:50+00:00

I thought we weren’t supposed to post people’s faces here? I just got in trouble for doing so. I’m not against this, I love roast a scrote I just want to make sure I understand for the future.

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-10-22T14:01:41+00:00

I feel bad for whoever is 7 miles away from this man 😭

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-10-22T14:06:58+00:00

His profile picture looks like a mugshot too.

I actually fit 90% of what he’s asking for, but because of my looks and worth I’ll never be with this loser. He looks broke, looks like he drinks a lot of alcohol, eats too many donuts, and probably has an anger problem

Unique_Mistake_1610 · 2022-09-03T05:04:24+00:00

"Fairly clean"? Um... lol ew

judylook · 2021-10-04T20:11:46+00:00

Ha bet he likes beer what a man haha

Title	Conservative men can be so misogynistic that I can no longer tell the difference between reality and satire.
Author	Heather619
Upvotes	4389
Comments	375
Date	October 4, 2021 6:10 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/q1b7la/conservative_men_can_be_so_misogynistic_that_i/
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